obesemf:



lmaaoooo, when i'm done with Liricyst

mehn...no dey mention me anyhow for rap section
I don almost fear say na your verse.....
this our deadline of Monday sef....hmmm

obesemf:
liricyst you make ready?

lol..na today I wan start. Been busy but today is very free so I should be able to write 8good bars by deadline

Emaprince:
nice one, bro.

thanks prince

Bloody Scene!
Scripting Commences

Definitely coming back to nairaland to complete my education

Little facebook freestyle for a cypher

There was a time the income didn't exist, I didn't have any source/ or any purse/
Food was d non-existent peacemaker to my belly wars/ d little I could get was barely stored/
it merely poured/ little oil on the consumed troubled waters in my belly shores/
Then every penny sourced/was never enough to bless me, I felt very cursed/ but I didn't hit early pause/
instead on a steady course/ I hustled with heavy force/ and chased the greens everywhere like migrating herbivores!!!/
I said time would hardly pass/ before the good mav will pass/the streets, rolling on wheels....moving hand in hand with cars!/ said I no go carry last/
sealed it with a quick prayer/ then a bit later/ I did cement the first place. ....in my debut as a bricklayer!!!!!/
Those uncompleted buildings was how I lived in cribs/ ignored outrightly by hissing chicks/ cursed out by their unforgiving lips/
They couldnt be my Eve then you see/cos they could clearly see/ from my lean sides....that the mav had no missing ribs!!!!/
Now let the reminiscing quit/
Move to present when the mav can be seen handle/
Real degrees of success from every possible dream angle/
I could easily witness Jesus temptation, from this height in my success pinnacle!!!!/
LORD!/ it seems odd/how from deep in the darkness comes light/ So much RAGE in my past, who would have guessed my future was BRIGHT!/
Now even those who knew me partly/say I won't be outta place in the illuminati/......forget this story/you're too gullible to believe this folly/ see all these glory?/ and the successful appearance?/ I owe it all to God & my hardworking parents/ it should now be apparent/as you have deciphered/ That mav the great script writer/ scribbled this fiction to the topic of the Cypher/

obesemf:


okay, when make we drop?

Monday

obesemf:


how many u wan do?

8 bars

obesemf:


12 bars

WHAT!!!!!!
Nah Nigga...that's too much

obesemf:

you in? This time it'll be longer than 5 bars

mehn...you dey find revenge since all this time? lol how many bars?

i wanna battle o
I'm bored

when is nairaland coming back into gear?
Tired of facebook battles

Na giyazz I like pass.
Everyone came with cool quotables but I like giyazz's flow and delivery.
But mehn you raw o.... lol. Nice. And you still very young. keep ya head up.

:v I don yab the rest of una for fb already cos you let giyazz beat y'all. Not bad though. Except the intro.

haybeez001:
Were you communicated via email or SMS? I didn't get any message from Ayomide o... Who is with me on this or am I alone?...

E-mail!

Finally they have reached out to Management Trainees

My interview is on Wednesday, 10th June 2015 by 8:00am prompt

Lol

Guy...whether or not it means anything...toast the girl jare.

I just hate it when they ask it indirectly
For instance:
"this one we are enjoying each other's company like this...let your gf not come and break my head o"
Mtcheww..very immature.

obesemf:
Liricyst come lemme reclaim my win. Let's give em another show

Bro...i'm busy kinda.....but what are the rules? How many bars?...personals? when do we post?

LhoOd:


c/o you?...ahaha..funny../..u be mikuz' yunga brother ?...or darkrebel's twin bro....

LhoOd:
Happy new month
/wack freestyle..hu carez

Lhood
.
.
In wit mah tight deafeninq flowz / brinqinq life threateninq blowz / so when dis guy's gettinq choked / I just gloat about it ..cos clearly Lhood like wreckinq hoez

av got grisly penninqs / to git dis silly tremblinq / feed all of yhur family wit mah weekly earninq / .. ..u a bytch,I attack you wit mah fleet nd elites / still wont defend mah artilleries if u be Demichelis

okayy check..

am ghoulish wit mah freez / niqqa try me,I'ma go dej loafy in dah bytch / talk about massacre,am so into dah shhhit /[ **** ** ** *** ** **** ** * ** * * * * ** * ** * * * ] lolxx

ignorant foolz.....think its time to know me / revile dis faq ..poison the bytch just to git his 'flow rein' /
wit the way I mutilate niqqaz ..U shuld aqree wit dem when dey say dis 'bro mean'

no haloqens..mah bars are lamp unto ur feet / follow gently..it will lead you unto yhur feat / buh if u dey form gangstah..will drop TNT unto ut dickkk / or go razz wid it..break bottles unto ur knees

am out wit mah lonq,dude / dats mah gun,fool / av got thuqz to ..check ur home,4stabs to pierce yur dumb boo / 'rain' bullets on yur mum too / ur neiqhbors no need go india to start to dey 'mourn soon' //


teamL

You just a little wack dick/...... who aims to anal rape his own mother..that brittle-ass-bytch!/....
Go get a dung beetle that'll teach/you how to be into that shyt!!/

I'll make you go back to the lube... make ya mum quit d incestt and stop banging this dude/
I take her uptown...Bleep her on a car.....and have her Turn her back on the hood!!!!/

No one listens to you hence your deafening flows/ Your dad on his dead farm..is your only relation who's wrecking hoes!!/
Wactard...sucking ya dad's prostrate cancered dick is the only time you give some life threatening blows!!!/


See how you practise with balls....like its tennis you learning/
you're a menace to men in/ society...even fellas not earning/
You have all rights to...a gay lord title..with those weekly "pennies" you earning!!

I rhyme sublime, his raps' queer/He'll stand defeated, as I deprive this chap "cheer"/let him go rent-a-ghost* writer, I'll make their minds twist & adhere/
Have em both in one coffin,nose blocked,so you know I made those lives disappear!/

After i saw his quarrelsome lines..i mean all the rhymes fall out/...I knew the local chap wanna connect internationally...Bleep the guy's call out!!/
Cos in a real battle...i'm drag out his empty brain..and make sure his mind's all out!!/

Learn to mind yo fucking business homo..Bleep rhymes...liricyst ain't replying any of your effed up rebuttals...this is it....the only fucking one time i'll ever quote you.
Be happy wacktard...that's your only quotable ever. BIATCH!!!

I think giyazz came better on this battle than his recent battles
But gottoboy drops a classic verse! Best verse I have read in 2015...

Opener: THA
giyazz was good on his..but I can't ignore gottoboy's direct crunching nameplay. He showed us he was in serious blood spilling mode

Closer: Giyazz
gottoboy went for a lil humour but it didn't hit. I saw what he tried to do there though. Not bad

Flow: Giyazz
Nice nice

Punches: THA all the way

if he says he's coming here
with 'Standard Form... Proves he's low ability
to 'Calculate' in Mathematics!

I fucking love that!

'Brush his Brain with Kiwi' since the 'Dunce'
refused to 'Polish his Knowledge!

Lol

those two did it for me

Rhymes: THA
was the more perfect rhymer...take for instance:

Flourish in College/Sluggish and Worthless/
Solid and Flawless...Polish his knowledge!

Wordplay: THA

giyazz thrust in my thing...nice. and some other good ones....but gottoboy takes this.

Metaphors: THA
No need to explain

MGVT: THA GOTTOBOY

Nice verse giyazz....gottoboy boy was just too brutal

I'm surprised no one has C/oed me.....why na? Has Nairaland lost its rap battle section? Also..no one c/oed queen of the realms..smh

GIYAZZ:
Yes yo! It's your boy G'IYAZZ!!! And this is my palace, my haven, my dormain I created in the Rap Battle section. Lol

I'm gonna make here my home, my comfort zone, where I'm gonna be updating every one of my activities in the Rap section. . . I will entertain y'all too, with Great lyricism. You know na?

If I win a bout, this is where imma record it. If I lose; the same goes.

I will post d0pe verses from throughout my stay here, so I won't get to forget them. And y'all wouldn't find it too hard to find!

Yes. When I become a superstar, this is where y'all are gonna dig my moves. . . Y'all will know I was here!!!!

So leggo!

Bruv...your loss to me nko..lol

how on earth did I miss this

Let me just say that posting lines in an audio brawl should be prohibited. Speak to us, we are listening. Accentuate the things you want us to hear. Get your act right. Use the right tone for the right words. When obesemf said he would break beer bottle...iwas like are you sure? But when rebel talked about breaking his biscuit bone...it was spat with convinction.

Over or not...
My verdict goes to darkrebel666

I laughed at that cum shot thing
and I like the Catholic splitting into trinity. Those two lines stood out for me not cos of the lyrics alone but they were delivered.
I didn't read his lines...just audio 3times...I had to read obesemf lines after his audio 3times each.

rebel takes punchline, delivery and flow...that's already 8pts.... let's leave out the remaining 4 pts cos it wouldn't make a difference who takes em

SmartFaces:
She is my client and this is the story.

He is 36years of age, still lives with his mum, feels very lazy and scared to do anything for himself to generate income, depends on his mum for virtually everything because she is rich, had never taken any form of responsibility what so ever, yet he wants to marry her.

Can he make a good husband and father considering the fact that he is so so lazy?

Can he give anything whether love, money, take responsibility, just name it considering the fact that he has been on the receiving side from childhood till now?

Can he be romantic enough and be good on bed, considering the fact that he forms to be so churchy and righteous...He spends all his time in the church and other religious gatherings.

More so she does not love him or even have an atom of feeling for him, but he said "The Holy Spirit Ministered to him, that she is his wife"

What should she do?

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she should being desperate and get herself a real man.

obesemf:


forget it, Liricyst won

lol...na now thanos want battle. Guy, come Facebook. .let's battle there

obesemf:



I'm tempted to reply

Reply son...don't be afraid :v

Heywhizzy:
I'm so d0pe,quick lines from ma head,nigga/ spitting them out lying on ma bed nigga/ me,myself and I are on fire..shedrack,meshack and abednego/
It's been a while/ since I last released a line/ it's no paradox,that their watery flow is the reason for ffr being so dry/
My lines are of different kinds..multifarious/ all d0pe and successful,non a failure/ flow so dangerous..it's causing chaos/
Lionel Messi to hip hop is back/ heading the kingdom of rap/ yelling with wisdom and facts/ he has got so many rivals dead,"back on the ground" like "felling the trees on the farm"/
The game don't move me,I move with the game like a referee/ focused on my aim,ain't carefree/ this season I'm winning the fame like am Geoffrey/
A freestyle,I don't know what am saying/ but before these textcees will be saved,they need a lotta praying/ in rap battle,I'm no Jayceon Terrell Taylor but I'm the definition of what the game is/
I'm winning like a maturing infant/ I cannot lose even if my bars ain't intact/ cos my wack bars is better than a joint track from Pac n Nas,infact/
Beat switched up,I'm about to rap it "fast"/ y'all are what the "prey" has been,little animals/ and I'ld be eating y'all like I'm a true cannibal/
Let me "end this" with a low degree/ y'all should be uncomfortable by now..you must've lost your pe.nis if you would feel free/ ffr is lightened up cos as I pen this,it would bring victory/ I've covered lotta space in this land,damn it,this is a big tree/

okay..enough whining dudes..just keep dropping lines here

let me play small

ya lines are wack and trash/you equal Pac n nas?/ stop lying kid....we should smack ya ass/
My worst lines would leave you snacked on fast/....yea eat up Hey...but why would they snack on grass?/

If peeps were expecting some d0pe lines/you must have been sent to ensure that their hope dies/
I'll help you keep ya head up..with a rope tied/to ya neck..and make sure you choke die/

mehn..all the bars i came up with for this..i go use am for rap villa tourney jor. Make una manage wackies jor. I no go waste bars

na now una remember. Lol. No show or not. I and obesemf won thanos

mikuz:
Liricyst is the newbie Tourrney King. Congratulations. http://beatbattleafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/trophy.png

Midehi:

oh yeah!!! guy you fine ooo

lol i try small
if you see my brothers or cousins...na you go just toast them be that

...

Darkrebel666:


he didn't underestimate you..he brought what he had on ground. He's just making excuses ..

GIYAZZ:
VOTING CLOSED!

Liricyst takes the win!

But bro, we must re-match o! I ffucking underated you now I paid dearly for it. We must re-match chai!

lol...first lesson i learnt in textceeing..never underestimate any one.
Anyhow....when I have time..we will rematch

Ksslib:

Haven't been online of late.

Is the voting closed?

not yet sir. Go vote

IDivine1:



Bro... Just read each finishing line in each bar and you'd see what I'm saying... They seem like part of the set up, they kinda taper off.. . Punches are supposed to be the highlights in each bar, most of those weren't... I actually still think you won but I'm just saying why it Myt seem debatable to some

I see what you mean though. It seemed mostly like I was obsessed with getting my plots correct than actually hitting the opponent. I guess I was trying too hard to define a new style for myself. I also wanted to put in humour. ..I guess I know what works now