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Politics / Re: Nairaland's Best EVER Post by lonngmann(m): 4:13pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lol... Classic post
Politics / Re: Why Is Everyone Praising Jonathan For Congratulating Buhari? by lonngmann(m): 3:08pm On Apr 02, 2015
Can Buhari congratulate Jonathan assuming Jonathan won?
Did Buhari congratulate Jonathan when he won in 2011?


The answer to that will answer your question
You can keep your 2 cents

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Car Talk / Re: How I Survived An Accident Today (pics) by lonngmann(m): 3:05pm On Apr 02, 2015
Congratulations o
You won't die before your time
You and your family will live to witness the new breeze of change

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Politics / Re: Have You Seen GEJs Snipers? Please I'm Looking For Them. by lonngmann(m): 4:22am On Apr 02, 2015
They are taking their position and ready to fire
Politics / Re: Can Buhari Accept Defeat Like Gej Did? by lonngmann(m): 12:42am On Apr 01, 2015
Well... I don't know o
But if history is anything to go by.... No

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Romance / Re: It's My Birthday Today.. by lonngmann(m): 8:53am On Mar 31, 2015
Blizzyblinkzy:

Am a year older 2day
You are now 22yrs old tongue
Check nairaland's profile page
Happy birthday sweetie smiley
Romance / Re: It's My Birthday Today.. by lonngmann(m): 7:01am On Mar 31, 2015
How old are you now?
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S5 Charging Problem... by lonngmann(m): 1:22am On Mar 29, 2015
i think ur charger is not good, or you are not using the original charger
try another charger
Celebrities / Re: Asa Enters A Stage Like A Boxer by lonngmann(m): 4:48am On Mar 20, 2015
asa is just awesome
Forum Games / Re: Three Words You See In The Picture by lonngmann(m): 10:39pm On Mar 13, 2015
love, beauty, money
Agriculture / Re: Deadliest Snakes In Africa: 10 African Snakes To Respect And Fear by lonngmann(m): 4:23pm On Mar 10, 2015
snakes.....ssshhhhhh
but some human beings are more dangerous than these snakes embarassed

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Family / Re: Advice Her Please, Should She Confront Her Husband? by lonngmann(m): 9:24pm On Mar 09, 2015
Cutehector:
Confront him with d messages and ask him who is he cheatin on u with grin

Seconded grin
Family / Re: The Geography Of A Woman by lonngmann(m): 9:17pm On Mar 09, 2015
She is like Nigeria..she doesn't know what she wants

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Romance / Re: Check Out Some Of My atutupoyoyo(ugly) Pixs by lonngmann(m): 7:03am On Mar 07, 2015
Dyt:
grin grin
Ara me riri
Wetin person no go see for nairaland
Jokes Etc / Re: Editorial Cartoons: Nasoweseeam by lonngmann(m): 12:38pm On Mar 05, 2015
Lolz....nasoweeseeam
Politics / Re: 16 Sets Of People On Nairaland (must Read) by lonngmann(m): 12:33pm On Mar 05, 2015
17) Crazy Original posters (OP)
17)a The thread conquerors
The dream of every thread is to make front page. This GH guys hardly comment on their threads.not to mention other threads, but their threads always make front page...always

17)b. The examiners
They open threads to ask stupid jamb questions.. Can you rock this, can you stone that..who wore it better..can you kiss a gorilla..what will you do if you see ur parents doing it in ur room...blah blah blah

17)c. The Listers
Just like this OP..they list 10 reasons why things happen, 10 kind of people you will meet somewhere
They usually don't know it all because they ask you to add urs too
Kindly add urs cheesy
Politics / Re: Ghenghen: AIT Replies Tinubu, Demands N100billion Damages by lonngmann(m): 12:24pm On Mar 05, 2015
Wetin man no go see this election month undecided
Family / Re: At What Age Can A Lady Get Married Precisely by lonngmann(m): 12:22pm On Mar 05, 2015
At the age she finds the will of God for her

20,30,40yrs old..doesn't matter

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Nairaland / General / Re: Face Of A Dead Cleric Reportedly Seen On Mosque Walls In Lagos by lonngmann(m): 10:35pm On Feb 28, 2015
wetin person no go hear
Romance / Re: . by lonngmann(m): 10:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
when did having sex become a measure for success

you can devote the remainder of your life to God. it's not like you ar doing much with it
Politics / Re: 94 Reasons Why Kwankwaso Is Better Than The Governor Of Your State. by lonngmann(m): 4:59pm On Feb 28, 2015
UrennaNkoli:
APC will always give you the best. That's why you must vote for buhari.
Sai Buhari.
miss Nkoli..how far na..
I am a strong admirer of what that girl in ur profile picture is admiring cool
Politics / Re: 94 Reasons Why Kwankwaso Is Better Than The Governor Of Your State. by lonngmann(m): 4:59pm On Feb 28, 2015
UrennaNkoli:
APC will always give you the best. That's why you must vote for buhari.
Sai Buhari.
miss Nkoli..how far na..
I am a strong admire of what that girl in ur profile picture is admiring cool
Politics / Re: APC Billboard Displays Yemi Osinbajo's Name As "Femi" Osinbajo by lonngmann(m): 4:47pm On Feb 28, 2015
Where are the sai buharians and sai GEJ
Lets see who can sai the highest number of likes grin

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Family / Re: Help! I Am Being Physically Abused By My Wife! What Will I Do? by lonngmann(m): 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
igbsam:


oh yea.....no vex, I go add am next time. I know say na your category be dat one.
u gerrit grin
but we are both on d same team. I only cine to nairaland to do all the things u wrote
am not a tailor. .so I dont ave any thread to open
Family / Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by lonngmann(m): 4:04pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:


SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911
sad
For that lovely summary, I will pay for ur lap dance With tiwa or cossy wink
Family / Re: Help! I Am Being Physically Abused By My Wife! What Will I Do? by lonngmann(m): 3:48pm On Feb 28, 2015
igbsam:
grin

I came here to look at people's profile picture

and to read comments
smiley
and to occupy frontpage

and to look at the thread

and to see the silly man whose wife is beating him

and to see the op that posted this topic

and to see the mod that moved it to the frontpage

and to see how many views the topic gets

and to see who gets the highest number of likes

and to see how people will yab each other

and to see those that will shout GEJ till sh.it comes out

and to see the sai buhari crew

and to see the adverts people

and to see myself.



You didn't add...and those that will quote you
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Girl's Use Short Replies When Chatting by lonngmann(m): 6:31am On Feb 28, 2015
Not that ..but creative kiss
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy’s Mavin Records Releases New Photos by lonngmann(m): 6:26am On Feb 28, 2015
efilefun:
Don Baba J be showing other labels how to run things since 1802

D'banj be wishing he never left cuz right now he's so irrelevant in the industry... only living on pass glory


PUBLIC NOTICE: ABEG WE DEY FIND WANDE COAL OOO..... Another "decampee" that became irrelevant after leaving the professor of naija music industry
lolz..you surr about that? undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Just Finished Seeing "50 Shades Of Grey" See What Happened-pics by lonngmann(m): 6:07pm On Feb 25, 2015
killerman47:
grin cheesy all these people think say na only them sabi postt rubbish message; e no even stop there; them carry am go FP; Nobody has monopoly of posting nonsense na,
But this ur nonsense won't get to frontpage oo
Nairaland / General / Re: Shocking Photos: Meet The The Girl With2 (two) Head by lonngmann(m): 6:02pm On Feb 25, 2015
All I can say is they look goid together..I wonder who will get her first kiss first smiley

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