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Travel / Re: Lagos, Abuja, Rivers, Imo, Kano, Enugu Dominate Air Traffic Data 2Q (Photos) by Lordave: 9:00am On Oct 18, 2021
humilitypays:
Because Youubas have abandoned all their Ewedu and Gbegiri states for Lagos, 70% of Yorubas live in Lagos, 8% in London, 6% in USA, 5% scattered all over the world while the remaining 11% live in Ibadan, leaving the remaining parts of Yoruba lands for Fulani herdsmen their headmaster cheesy
With all due respect sir, do you understand that Ogun and Osobo IGR are higher than that of California and New York put together? Do you know that if yoruba land is a country of its own, it will be richer than China?

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Travel / Re: Lagos, Abuja, Rivers, Imo, Kano, Enugu Dominate Air Traffic Data 2Q (Photos) by Lordave: 8:51am On Oct 18, 2021
Tochiology:
Hmm! From that data, Abuja had more air traffic compared to Lagos and it's somehow unbelievable.

Again, how come Owerri's air traffic is increasing even to the extent it is higher than that of Kano inspite of the seeming insecurity in the region and the incessant seat at home orders? Does it mean that the city is more economically viable than we think? Food for thought!

Stats can really be incredible at times.

Even with Boko Haram insurgence, why is Maiduguri data higher than Akure and Ibadam put together?
Travel / Re: Mistaken Of Identification by Lordave: 1:20am On Oct 08, 2021
dallasi:


This are the kind people that will be insulting Nigeria as shithole country.
no place like home.. oyibo don the show una pepper now
A place where you can easily get away with murder and rape is a shithole not a home.

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Phones / Re: Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Now Back Online by Lordave: 11:31pm On Oct 04, 2021
Ok
Phones / Re: Let's Assume Facebook, Instagram And Whatsapp Are Not Coming Back! by Lordave: 11:29pm On Oct 04, 2021
Righteousness2:
Everything on Earth and in Life can Fail , Falter and Fall. They are all man inspired.

Only the Word of GOD( The Holy Bible) is sure to stand forever.

The Remaing 3 months of the year are Heavily Pregnant ! Beginning with this October.
After all these preaching just shamelessly login your Onlyfans account and tip Piabunny $20 as usual.
Phones / Re: Let's Assume Facebook, Instagram And Whatsapp Are Not Coming Back! by Lordave: 11:26pm On Oct 04, 2021
expressglory:
What will you do? Let's just assume that Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp are not coming back.
No problems as long as Onlyfans lasts forever.
Phones / Re: Which Other Chat App Can Conveniently Replace Whatsapp by Lordave: 11:25pm On Oct 04, 2021
Get yourself an Onlyfans account and enjoy eternal peace.

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Travel / Re: Ogun Residents Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Tanker (Pictures & Video) by Lordave: 10:37am On Sep 18, 2021
Abdul05:
and the south south in particular but very common in the East where people often die of hunger grin grin grin
More especially in the North where people eat grasses and die of all kinds of avoidable diseases like acute poverty, Terrorism, Banditry Business, flu, headaches, polio, cholera, illiteracy and religious fanaticism.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 7:34am On Sep 09, 2021
Lewandowski
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 11:02am On Sep 08, 2021
raumdeuter:
La Liga has postponed Barcelonas weekend game vs Sevilla to give them time to rest before playing Bayern next week
If Bayern suspended their game now every idiot will start crying Bayern League.

I would be totally mad with our team if Barca concedes less than 4.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 10:59am On Sep 08, 2021
A40:
Not surpised about Coman. The ninja no gree improve and still feels entitled. I don't know what we do with him long term because he keeps showing occasional flashes of magic but I just don't see a guy that will ever be World class at his position
Coman and Tolisso, I haven’t seen people so unlucky and yet earn a fortune every week.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 5:37pm On Sep 06, 2021
raumdeuter:


Phonzie on the left is a big loss but can also be covered by either Lucas or Omar Richards

Lucas being a big money signing is expected to anchor our defence and provide leadership now. Lets hope he performs
You gotta admit he’s performed all the time he managed to stay fit and I even expect him to develop the more as his ball playing abilities is just average. It would be a huge plus if he can keep the ball and find his man with a good long ball like Boateng did with both feet.

Omar was decent in the Pre Seasons, I expect him to be a stiff competition for Phonzie before the season ends.

Glassley Coman has suffered a calf injury cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 4:39pm On Sep 06, 2021
raumdeuter:


Phonzie picked up an injury still awaiting updates

Tolliso no update yet

Lucas and Pavard are back in training
Muller and Upamecano also back in Munich

All trying to get ready for Leipzig
I love how everyone is almost fit but I hope it doesn’t pose a huge problem for Nagglesman. I’m particularly excited about Lucas return to fitness, I don’t feel stressed when he’s playing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 4:23pm On Sep 06, 2021
No updates on Phonzies injury yet, hope he’s fine.

It was looking like we would have a full healthy squad after the International break.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 3:51pm On Sep 06, 2021
raumdeuter:


Wailers will always wail

Their teams signed Sancho, Pulisic Aubameyang, Werner Harvetz, Konate they didn't care about those teams
Don’t mind the cry babies. Nobody is even talking about Atletico and how they’re signing all Barca players. Barka has literally become Atletico’s Academy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 8:34am On Sep 03, 2021
adisaaowala:


Leipzig no get winger wey una fit tif as Sane's replacement? grin
We no come do first place and second place here.

Bayern likes Sabitzer and wants to get him.

Sabitzer likes Bayern and wants to join us

Player and Club reached a positive agreement, Bayern pays Leipzig a good sum even though the 28 year old is in the final year of his contract and he joins Bayern. Sabitzer gets a significant pay rise which Leipzig were not willing to offer him.

Then ignorant people start crying about killing the league and buying players from second and third best teams. To the players who join Bayern it’s about their money, success, healthy competition, maximum exposure and their career peak.
Travel / Re: Oke Osharode: Cape Verde, Travelling With Nigerian Passport May Mean Deportation by Lordave: 2:04pm On May 10, 2021
My Favorite African Nation

We’re damned
Crime / Re: How They Sell Girls For Prostitution Using Night Clubs And Hotels by Lordave: 8:14am On May 10, 2021
OOzz:


What re u even saying?? Even our brothers from the left flank of the map mines and sells skulls for 500naira. If the seller is a good bargainer, he sells for around Eight Hundred naira; and u re here even calling millions ..
grin grin
Health / Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad by Lordave: 4:44pm On May 08, 2021
Why did you describe your relatives as mad?
Crime / Re: Fulani Youths Attacking Ibos In Kubwa, Abuja!!! (video) by Lordave: 3:41pm On May 07, 2021
How true is this?
Politics / Re: Akure Airport Vs Anambra Airport: PICTURES by Lordave: 3:38pm On May 07, 2021
Akure International Morgue you mean?

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Akwa Ibom Govt Bans Motorcycles At Night by Lordave: 8:58am On May 02, 2021
See?

The Governor didn’t close People’s shop or chase non indigenes back to their various states as some unscrupulous animals here on Nairaland were threatening.
Some people were quick to port their identity to Ibibio and falsely claimed IPOB were responsible for the attacks on Police station that left 2 dead in Akwa Ibom.

Mehn Igbos are surrounded by grace, that’s why every Tom, dîck and Harry in this useless contraption of a country wants to trend by just mentioning them.

Topics about Igbos usually exceed 5 pages whether on frontpage or not, which other group of people gets so much attention?

They claim we have nothing, maybe that’s why they offered us 5 star comfy apartments in their brains.

Ndi Nigeria ndi eriri eri.
Politics / Re: Fight For Me, Buhari Begs by Lordave: 8:48am On May 02, 2021
This sounds insulting and disgusting the same time.

Who would fight for a dead vulture like Buhari?

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Crime / Re: How They Sell Girls For Prostitution Using Night Clubs And Hotels by Lordave: 8:46am On May 02, 2021
Happened:
I Don't need to make this story long or confusing , i will go straight to the point !!!

If you are a girl or you have a sister , please read carefully.

I Was discussing with some friends when i was notified of the modern way of sex slave and prostitution !!!

Omor !!! they can sell you using a night club !!! , But how - Read below.

There are guys now who normally go to clubs to get girls that they to sell for prostitution , they normally sell between 1 million to 1.5 million naira , depending on how classic the girl looks.

Below is how they do am >>>

They will come to club with expensive cars , wears and jewelry (ICE on My Neck grin grin ) ... claiming to be rich and famous ... towards the end of the their stay they will look for a classic girl to spend the rest of night with.

They will call a name of an expensive hotel ... and tell you that's where he is lodging !!!

Even if you like call 100k for daybreak or 500k , he will say he will pay you !!!

This is their arrangement - a car will be waiting for him on the road leading to the hotel where he claimed he is lodging !!!

So as una dey drive go to the hotel ... the car will block his car and you will be transferred to the other vehicle .... they will do you juju or give you injection that will make you agree to what ever they are saying !!!

As early as morning of the next day - you will be on your way to desert where you will start your journey to LIBYA !!

Out of 100 girls that normally go for this journey - over 70 dey die for desert ....

Share this update.

If you are a girl and you must follow a man to a hotel room .... collect his number and ask him to go that you are coming to the hotel ... stop jumping inside cars because you see sharp ride !!!

cc; lalasticlala
Traffic someone from Nigeria to Libya just for N1.5m, equivalent of $3,950?

You mean people can endanger their lives and freedom for N1.5m?

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Crime / Re: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by Lordave: 8:31am On May 02, 2021
pekisdgee:
the bible says train up a child the way he should grow... base on what i saw baba ijesha never rape her... the girl was even ready for it... The girl needs to be flog she even went closer to him....the girl don dey shine congo bfr... baba ijesha never force her... No case on this matter.
You're utterly disgusting!

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Politics / Re: Dejavu: A Brief History of State Sponsored Terrorism In Nigeria by Lordave: 8:04am On May 02, 2021
Every reasonable person who’s not on N30,000 monthly pay knows this.

The unknown gunmen has always been one of their script, a sophisticated one to give a dog a bad name and then hang him.

Unfortunately, many souls have been lost to this shenanigan. Thank goodness the international observers can see through this deception hence the asylum offer to persecuted groups.

I know what’s eating up many Igbo haters on this page and Nigeria as a whole.
Politics / Re: Dejavu: A Brief History of State Sponsored Terrorism In Nigeria by Lordave: 7:59am On May 02, 2021
bigFOOTcaveMAN:
You are saying Abacha history is repeating itself?
In a larger and more bloody scale.
Politics / Re: It Will Be Cheaper For Nigeria To Remain One Country – Bishop Kukah by Lordave: 7:35am On May 02, 2021
Cheaper for politicians if Nigeria remain one country while the masses pay with their lives in hundreds every day.

Thoughtless pastor.

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