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Car Talk / Re: China Blocks Foreign Autonomous Carmakers From Mapping Roads Over Spying Fears by LordLucifer: 8:55am On Dec 16, 2017
Abudu2000:
u make the puppet word sound like they(SK) aren't enjoying it. Aren't they better than NK or even ur nigeria that isn't a puppet?




At least Nigeria doesn't have a foreign military base on its soil bullying it into submission & dishing out orders to it.
Health / Re: Can I Use Alcohol To Reduce My Social Disorder And Anxiety? by LordLucifer: 8:05am On Dec 16, 2017
BigSarah:


I don't stay in the school hostel, I've outside accommodation a self contain, to seclude me self from others(parents will).
I just need people my age, I do well with elderlys





Even better cuz I despise clumsy peeps. You can join me when next im going clubbing.

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Car Talk / Re: China Blocks Foreign Autonomous Carmakers From Mapping Roads Over Spying Fears by LordLucifer: 8:00am On Dec 16, 2017
Abudu2000:
If it were America that does this come see accusations from all corners...you claim to be a first world country but no freedom...USA gave you the gps, gave you access to their streets but what have you given aside the bombs you call phones?





Samsung is South Korea (US puppet state) not China.

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Romance / Re: Story Time!!!!! All About Breakups. by LordLucifer: 10:36pm On Dec 15, 2017
Pocohantas oya o!
This is your thread grin

Religion / Re: Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water (graphic Photos) by LordLucifer: 10:08pm On Dec 15, 2017
Hahahahahahahaha

Topic should be: Conman meets his waterloo.

Scam gone wrong.

Wetin him congregation go talk now? "The ways of God cannot be explained" abi?

Truly we need no explanation for this.
grin Its clear



By the way, any Pastor in the house who can help pocohantas erase the memories of all the sexually degrading things she did with zykod b4 the breakup?

All the blowjobs, moaning & screaming, all the sex styles she gave him etc that has now gone down the drain.

Please assist ASAP b4 someone commits suicide.

Thanks in advance for your concern.
Romance / Re: If You Used This Money, Please Go And Marry,abeg. by LordLucifer: 9:56pm On Dec 15, 2017
Guys, just imagine d number of times zykod fvcked pocohantas without condom.

With reckless abandon o. Without respect.

And after awhile, she'll start trying new kinky things and mad styles to keep things interesting.

Like swallowing his cum, anal, letting him pee on her, sending her nudes etc.

A whole feminist! A whole slay queen o!

Everything she's done now... down the drain!

Chei!!! This life get as e be oh!!!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 9:51pm On Dec 15, 2017
Guys, just imagine d number of times zykod fvcked pocohantas without condom.

With reckless abandon o. Without respect.

And after awhile, she'll start trying new kinky things and mad styles to keep things interesting.

Like swallowing his cum, anal, letting him pee on her, sending her nudes etc.

A whole feminist! A whole slay queen o!





Everything she's done now... down the drain!

Chei!!!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 9:44pm On Dec 15, 2017
Esteemboy:


Okay. Create the thread if it's gonna make you feel better smiley



I shall be on that thread making sure the facts check out.

We wouldn't want anyone lying now, would we?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 9:43pm On Dec 15, 2017
donstan18:


If you don't mind,

Are there matured claimed ladies that took this nairaland forum as there all and all,

Like, are there ladies that lives without shame that they can publicize their private issues anywhere, anytime.

If there is, don't you think the cause could be a result of having a boring life outside Internet?






Don't misinterpret.




;d grin grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 9:43pm On Dec 15, 2017
donstan18:


If you don't mind,

Are there matured claimed ladies that took this nairaland forum as there all and all,

Like, are there ladies that lives without shame that they can publicize their private issues anywhere, anytime.

If there is, don't you think the cause could be a result of having a boring life outside Internet?






Don't misinterpret.




grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 9:42pm On Dec 15, 2017
Esteemboy:


Well if you don't. Just let it slide.

No point dragging this issue on and on. You used to be very calm, what happened to you




This is the real her bro.

She's been pretending...
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 9:30pm On Dec 15, 2017
donstan18:




Waka!!!!



No vex. Na questions I dey ask o.

Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 9:27pm On Dec 15, 2017
Esteemboy:


Do you still love the guy?




She does.

Pride no go let her.

She wan use aggression mask am. grin

You know d kain degrading stuff wey she don do?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 9:26pm On Dec 15, 2017
Medicine after death.

Romance / Re: If You Used This Money, Please Go And Marry,abeg. by LordLucifer: 9:22pm On Dec 15, 2017
This was hands down the best!

Damning revelation.

Like a 4 hit combo.

I really enjoyed my afternoon.

Thanks pocohantas.

Romance / Re: If You Used This Money, Please Go And Marry,abeg. by LordLucifer: 9:15pm On Dec 15, 2017
I'm only imagining all the degrading things zykod made pocohantas do back then.

Na all those things she dey remember wey dey pepper her 4 body. grin

That's why she's always attacking men.

Take heart love. You'll find love again but not by hating.

Can you still taste zykod's cap at the tip of your tongue sometimes?

Lmao grin grin

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Romance / Re: If You Used This Money, Please Go And Marry,abeg. by LordLucifer: 9:12pm On Dec 15, 2017
Lalas247:

in ur village ladies in their twenties are on menopause ba
when will u come out with something intelligent .... be careful don't think I don't know ur main .. smiley trolling doesn't suit u biko





How can you be in your twenties with such face?

You go don suffer wella 4 dis life o.

You look mid-thirtyish.
Romance / Re: If You Used This Money, Please Go And Marry,abeg. by LordLucifer: 9:11pm On Dec 15, 2017
Can I ask a question?

So zykod, you fvcked d hell outta pocohantas' pussy b4 dumping her right?

Like, 4 example, she gave you a sloppy head, you held her head down & bleeped her cheap throat, made her gag etc.

Spanked her butt, then she gave you doggystyle & you damaged her womb 4rm behind with her legs trembling.

She moaned loudly, said incomprehensible stuff, grabbed d pillow forcefully while u plowed her, screamed your name etc. grin

Turned her in various positions anyhow you wanted.

Then when you were ready, you pulled out & sprayed hot cum all over her face & in her mouth right?


Hahahahahahahahaha grin grin

Im asking cuz you've done all these 2 her at some point, so why is she forming "boss lady" when she has been submissive & manhandled in bed by a man?


Breakups bad o. grin

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Her Polish Boyfriend: "God Sent This Man To My Life" by LordLucifer: 8:58pm On Dec 15, 2017
Can I ask a question?

So zykod, you fvcked d hell outta pocohantas' pussy b4 dumping her right?

Like, 4 example, she gave you a sloppy head, you held her head down & bleeped her cheap throat, made her gag etc.

Spanked her butt, then she gave you doggystyle & you damaged her womb 4rm behind with her legs trembling.

She moaned loudly, said incomprehensible stuff, grabbed d pillow forcefully while u plowed her, screamed your name etc. grin

Turned her in various positions anyhow you wanted.

Then when you were ready, you pulled out & sprayed hot cum all over her face & in her mouth right?


Hahahahahahahahaha grin grin

Im asking cuz you've done all these 2 her at some point, so why is she forming "boss lady" when she has been submissive & manhandled in bed by a man?


Breakups bad o. grin

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Health / Re: Can I Use Alcohol To Reduce My Social Disorder And Anxiety? by LordLucifer: 8:47pm On Dec 15, 2017
Again, I want to warn you to refrain from alcohol at this stage. Maybe later, but not now.

You are obviously not ready 4 it.

You'll only end up doing fvcked up sh!t that you'll b regret the next morning which will only damage your nonexistent confidence.

Ignore this advise & learn d hard way.

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Health / Re: Can I Use Alcohol To Reduce My Social Disorder And Anxiety? by LordLucifer: 8:44pm On Dec 15, 2017
BigSarah:



So Hollywood Lies angry ,will give it a thought Thanks!




If you try nonsense in a club, bouncers will deal with you & kick you out.

Even in strip clubs where strippers walk around in gstrings, you cant try sh!t. I dont see what's scary in a club.

You stay in a coded, dark corner where you can see everything but no one can see you & you let your wild side out in privacy.

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Health / Re: Can I Use Alcohol To Reduce My Social Disorder And Anxiety? by LordLucifer: 8:35pm On Dec 15, 2017
BigSarah:


Clubbing cool
I don't enjoy attention or immorality, I just want to be calm less sweaty and damn anxious and perturbed




Who'll give you "attention" in a club when you are with friends?

What "immoral" things happen in a club? People dance, drink & go home. What else?

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Health / Re: Can I Use Alcohol To Reduce My Social Disorder And Anxiety? by LordLucifer: 8:04pm On Dec 15, 2017
BigSarah:
I'm 18, and I've been suffering from This For As Long As I can remember, I've never really had the opportunity to interact with other people since I was Homeschooled and Attended A HomeChurch(dont ask) , basically my Life Circle Is my Family. But it's weird that I'm the only one in the family with this issue.
This is my 3rd Year in The University and This Disorder has Hindered Me From Living optimally. I can't Make 3 steps in a room where at least 2family members aren't present, without wetting myself like I was Bathed (a little exaggeration).
Some guys think I'm giving them a green light ,
when I smile anxiously undecided Even when I make deliveries.
I'm basically not Living Like A Normal Individual Should, I'm Done With being an Introvert.
If I take Chocolate Vodka Everyday In a Week, will that Harm me like Kidney and Addictions?
About 30ml of Vodka Everyday or 50ml Max!.
Or is there a specific Alcohol Type that can Aid With This cry...
I've Tried Everything else, writing A Journal, pin pointing Weak points and all that Google Stuff, Alcohol Is the only Option Left.
I Just Don't want to Be That Bitch ,That smiles at Everything...
So Hit me With Tips Please




Alcohol won't make you bolder at this stage, only more vulnerable.

You are extremely shy. This has nothing to do with your upbringing.

I suggest you go out more at night.

Find coursemates who club. Go clubbing with them.

Why club?

Cuz that's the no. 1 place I know one is permitted to wild out without people paying attention. No fear of being rejected or feeling eyes on you.

You need to let out that b!tch in you first.

Gradually, you'll get used to being around people & apply it to daytime.
Romance / Re: If You Used This Money, Please Go And Marry,abeg. by LordLucifer: 7:55pm On Dec 15, 2017
biacan:
Go marry


At 60, I go still dey fire like Ferrari.

By 38, you are already useless. (2 years time)

Go & marry. Slay Mama.

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Romance / Re: If You Used This Money, Please Go And Marry,abeg. by LordLucifer: 7:49pm On Dec 15, 2017
Pocohantas, Lalas247, safiaa, biacan.

Menopause Crew.

Make una go marry o.

Tick tock...

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