pretydiva:
Not funny

lol

pretydiva:
Not funny

lol

click like if you came to check for names

Last week my wife nd I wia in a bus.there came a begger hu we gave money to whole- heartedly.
Immediately he recievd d money.my penis disappeared.
I started shouting in d bus " my penis o! My penis o!"
D driver stopd d bus as I narrated wat hapend btwn d begger nd I.everybody jumpd down and ran afta d man whom dey beat mercilessly until he confessed.
He den opened a bag wia he had put oda pples penis dat he had got.he den poured out evrytin from d bag.behold! I saw my penis nd shouted " my penis! Dats my penis!"
Jux as I was abt to pik it among d oda penis....my wife shouted " my Frnd leave dat your own and pik a bigger one!" ;DLast week my wife nd I wia in a bus.there came a begger hu we gave money to whole- heartedly.
Immediately he recievd d money.my penis disappeared.
I started shouting in d bus " my penis o! My penis o!"
D driver stopd d bus as I narrated wat hapend btwn d begger nd I.everybody jumpd down and ran afta d man whom dey beat mercilessly until he confessed.
He den opened a bag wia he had put oda pples penis dat he had got.he den poured out evrytin from d bag.behold! I saw my penis nd shouted " my penis! Dats my penis!"
Jux as I was abt to pik it among d oda penis....my wife shouted " my Frnd leave dat your own and pik a bigger one!"

Bigprozzie:
What is your message for him in respect of leaving his pregnant wife in England, only to be caught pants down with a prostitute in the same Zoo he has severally threatened?

This is the crux of the matter. He has a wife but prefers to penetrate women from the Zoo. Why?


Only Chuku Okike Abiama can forgive Nnamumudi Okwukanu

are you sure he was actually caught pants down or is it just propaganda

September 30, 1859 at Milwaukee, before the Wisconsin State Agricultural Society, Abraham Lincoln gave a speech at the Wisconsin fair. In his closing he remarked, “It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence, to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: “AND THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS AWAY." How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! – how consoling in the depths of affliction! Everything we go through in life, no matter how pleasant, difficult or enduring, shall pass away. This is a great relief, heaven's light at the end of hell's tunnel. What is most important is our attitude through the hard times. Every experience has in it wealth of wisdom, tools to help us forge a deliberate and better future. But we need the staying power to feel our feelings. Again, it was Abraham Lincoln who said, “…only the test of fire makes fine steels.” Greatest men and women in history went through this test of fire. In 1964, Nelson Mandela arrived on Robben Island where he would spend 18 of his 27 prison years. Confined to a small cell, the floor his bed, a bucket for a toilet, he was forced to do hard labour in a quarry. He was allowed one visitor a year for 30 minutes. He could write and receive one letter every six months. But Robben Island became the crucible which transformed him. Through his dignified defiance, Mandela eventually bent even the most brutal prison officials to his will, assumed leadership over his jailed comrades and became the master of his own prison. He emerged from it the mature leader who would fight and win the great political battles that would create a new democratic South Africa. Be encouraged. Tough times never last, tough people do. Let this present test of fire will only make you stronger. Do not allow the temporary situation you are going through right now make you a permanent loser. The situation you live in does not have to live in you. Within you lies enormous power to wither the storm. You were custom-built to thrive even in the face of the most disempowering circumstances. This, too, shall pass away.

hehehe join a cult lol..

the poster below me must surely bash me

Afrok:
When weed affected S*erm fertilizes weed protected egg, then the foetus will be weed infected .

Worst of it, if the weed infected foetus is delivered and the weed addicted mother continues to feed the baby with her weed nourished breast milk, then the baby needs to be taken away from the WEED PARENTS .

lol you funny

smileyz16:

dumb ques..wen wil our wealthy men stop spendin on irrelevant tins..hadn't bin i'm in his shoe i wil spend d money on sumtin productive nd wil improve d standard of livin of my pple

y don't you start with the little you have

whizqueen:
Seriously
Only you own all these businesses? Please can I be your gf









Just kidding before someone comman quote me now
On a lighter note, check my signature

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lol see them....naija girls

smileyz16:
dis man is jus too fulish...were wey no get vice or jnr..imagine buildin statue while ur pple ar starvin..dis man is so draconian

hmmm. how much have you contributed towards feeding the starving?

I would be a billionaire

lewd

2 and 5

hehehe see airforce1 vs Vic o beef season 2

08130141077 oya ah dey wait

i dey tell you brother

I feel freaking awesome





2016 my year of gathering excessive wealth and happiness

happy new year

powerful proof of love

I have always been interested in agriculture, I have actually invested in plantain farming but my biggest challenge has always been capital and information ..u decided to create a WhatsApp forum for farmers and intending farmers


just beep me on WhatsApp lemme add you up.let's share info and advice

08130141077

hmmm. only guys ..







I smell something fishy


gay alert




runs outta. thread

my best friend in the making