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4 TYPICAL THINGS LADIES SAYS TO MEN
These days ladies will be dressing hot and
seeking attention like they can’t wait to leave
single-hood yet, when men approach them,
they suddenly begin to ‘form’ difficult and act
like they are not available for even a lil talk.
Below are some generic responses you can
expect from a typical Nigerian babe.
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT
This perhaps is the most common response
ladies give when confronted by suitors. They
will act like they are in a hurry and seeing that
the men will not let them be, they will then tell
him that they need some time to think about it;
something they really never do. Almost always,
this response is out of protocol so that they
don’t appear easy to get and rarely because of
indecision. If you know you are going to accept a
proposal, why not just say so and get started
instead of saying you wanna think about it?
Funny how ladies like wasting time.
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Nice. Statistics shows that there are almost two
times as many women as there are men so,
when all these ladies say they have boyfriends,
you will begin to imagine if they are saying the
truth or if they are all dating the same man. The
truth is that, so many of them just say the “I
have a boyfriend” thing just to put men off and
not really because they have one. After
persistence, they usually succumb to the
proposal and forget that they ever said they had
a boyfriend.
LET’S BE FRIENDS FOR NOW
Seriously? What makes a woman think a man
who came for a relationship can suddenly be
converted and tamed with a friendship offer?
Really, who does that? The fact that the words
relationship and friendship are a rhyme doesn’t
make them synonymous. Suitors know exactly
what they want and would rarely stop until they
get it. Funny enough, after sometime, these
friendship awarding ladies will begin to seek for
aid from their suitors-turn-friend and think they
have outsmarted the guy whenever he gives
them money forgetting that, no man opens an
account he is not willing to withdraw from – the
account might be a savings, current or even
fixed deposit but they always certainly
withdraw.
I AM NOT INTERESTED
More outspoken ladies prefer to spit this lines
because they see it as befitting to their status. I
mean, how on earth will he think that a pretty
lady like me is not hooked? True, a pretty lady
like you should be hooked but what if you
aren’t, should you lie about it? Pride has made
so many ladies to gradually and steadily creep
into old age without knowing. Rather than be up
tight and fake relationship, why not open up and
go on a ride? These days, things have changed
and men are no longer as patient as they use to
be in days of old because of the numerous
options available to them now.
Having said that, I am not implying that the
ladies should hop on every Tom, Dick and Harry
without considering their minimum
requirements however, those minimum’s
should be both very realistic and flexible.

Nawa oooooo

Wetin concern you? No be to sell na em you keep the vaseline for your shop? But seriously this thread is way too uncool

How dat one take reduce fufu price for market?

Omo wey the buSted ass na....mtcheew waste of time and bis.







Nice shoes though

Doro funny...doro get employed,doro stop ur conspirAcy,doro who carEs?

Warning about not sleeping wif her abi not crushing her to death? Just sAying

kilokeys: i can see u r thinking with ur left kidney...


buh e easy sha...

go inside kitchen.. open cupboard... pour a handful of salt into ur hands.. and sniff away.

u would wake up there. i promise

no na ur father left nyash ah dey use

Pleased to meet you mr world thinest tablet

Mtcheew

Abeg.... UnA know where I fit buy form,I wan gain aDmission to yaba left...what are the requirements

[color=#990000][/color]Bros abeg which weApon bE dat...