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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by LovelyDude(m): 5:03pm On May 02, 2020
pDudd:
Ok guys, this is something I've been wanting to do for a while. Many Akata females in US have been getting tired of their fellow Akata men, and they migrated to Jamaica to look for men, only to find out that Jamaican men were no better than Akata men.

Now they have begun looking into Africa and especially Nigeria to look for men. Now, my naija brothers, you have to help your destiny. If na America your destiny is, abeg follow the Akata and leave that hellhole called Nigeria o. But before you take the dive, here are a few things you may want to consider. If you can put up with all of it, please go ahead. If you can't, then don't follow Akata enter ya grave o.

A word is enough for the wise.

PS: I will be updating this as time goes on.



Where can I get one, I wouldn't mind�

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Romance / Re: Magun Or What? by LovelyDude(m): 10:38am On Apr 27, 2020
zexy2030:
See what regular visit to ASHEWO BEER PARLOUR caused for you.

The lady laughed slightly before the grip: the serpentine demon in her rejoiced that she's gotten a meat.

Finally she rejected your money, u have delivered more than what she bargained, or she rejected it because she didn't satisfy u, then told u to go n pray, the problem is you, but to be honest ask ur girl friend what happened to you.

Anyways Just go for deliverance(mfm) there are some maguns that don't kill immediately, so no one will be jailed but quietly n mysteriously die.

Don't panic, enter one church and ask for mercy 7days dry fasting thank for lockdown.

it's either death or childlessness pray against these two attacks on ur temple.


She asked him to pray because she knows he is in for doom. She didn't need the money in the first place seff, she just needed to destroy destinies.

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Romance / Re: Magun Or What? by LovelyDude(m): 10:36am On Apr 27, 2020
FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/tall/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs and canopies for occasions and events but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stucked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tears running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearabele then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tears and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but she started acting funny and asked me to keep it that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as she went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?


All along you were doing a snake. You are really done for, you had better go for deliverance quick and fast because she may have not only watered your destiny but she might have also transferred sicknesses into your life all because of 15mins pleasure . The devil was laughing at you don't think it's a joke.
Romance / Re: Yahoo Guys by LovelyDude(m): 3:50pm On Apr 25, 2020
Uchecci:
Contact me to get your U.S phone number
For N2900k

+14197310196

Too expensive
Romance / Re: how Should I react !!!!! Help!!!!! What does it mean to be a water child? by LovelyDude(m): 6:19pm On Apr 23, 2020
He's from the Marine kingdom and he'll probably have a wife and/or children in his realm. Date him at your own risk.

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Romance / Re: Indian Women Pay The Bride Price Not Men.. by LovelyDude(m): 9:52pm On Apr 12, 2020
Dowry is still legal in the UK anyways. It's still being practiced in India even though I been outlawed I

Romance / Re: Amazon Monthly Payroll by LovelyDude(m): 1:52pm On Mar 28, 2020
Kris25:
I don't like making noise like some people sha....

But you can actually make money on Amazon and stay on a low key....

Last night I received my money as usual


I just need two people that I can show how to fish.... and catch plenty

I'm interested
Romance / Re: #hustle From Home.... Get Your USA Watsapp Number For 1k by LovelyDude(m): 5:58pm On Mar 26, 2020
I need one, message me on Whatsapp 07061071038
Romance / Re: I Got Embarrassed By Two Nairaland Guys At The Mall Today by LovelyDude(m): 10:06am On Mar 25, 2020
Last time I checked, trying to strike a conversation isn't rude or a crime

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