ooad: dunno anywia in d world wia skl na balling no stress,prob ur dept no get basic amenities for law d only stress we have is 2 jack and if I can't do dat dunno why I shld be in skl.u prob need 2 see wat happens in oda skls 2 appreciate d effort of ilorin

. Basic amenities indeed. Lol. Now. Can u name one pls. lmaoo

SEYI_KP: Guy this one wey you just dey advertise your score, sha you be learner ni, unilorin no be by score, na jackpot lo sure ju.

.. Gbam. Tell em oh. Dr first year at it ni..

ooad: probably u wernt admittd u don't have 2 be bitter about it.tell me is dia any Nigerian uni dat anytin is special about?have u seen d latest world university rakings no 9ja varsity in op 1k,bt as I have been 2 2 uni's b4 unilorin I can tell u d skl is highly organized unlike many oda uni's in 9ja and d fact dat dey strive 2 be d best is good enof 4 me..

.. lmao. Admitted way back. Hes better by far mr. Not aspirant.

flaive:
Toh oyah they go harvard now. We like am like dat

. U gat no choice man.. dey r stalites. U a jambite. Dey no wha dey r saying.

Rilli? Guess u gonna teach me how to do daht oh. #skelewah.. lol. Very funny.

OmolaraParis: Hlo pipu,
I wud lyk 2 clear d air on d issue of 2nd list. Pls get ds strai8, admissn exercise wil b cmpleted b4 28th ( i op i got dt right) buh it wasnt stated dat al lists wotsoeva, wud b awt on or b4 dat date, so pls, stop scaring 2nd list waiters, they ar also entitled 2b a unilorite, bcuz luking at it keenly, som of them av gud putme results, (70% abv), nice o'lvl and al dat, deservz 2b on a merit list but u kw, wer'r in naija and we talkin abt BBF @ dat, So pls, dnt b feeling fly cuz u'r jez lucky.
Al tyns bin equal, 2nd list waiters, i'm believing God 4 som of u dat u'l smile at d end of d day, jez go and increas ur prayers, xpeciali dos dt don't av cnnections, and blv wif Faith alrt? U'l kom arnd and share ur testimny by God's grace. Cngrats in advance.


Note: dnt 4get 2 kal me on ur matric day 2 kom chop pie and kunu oh. Lol.
*dancing skelewu as curtains falls*

collozzuz: U Don Reach Here...'Soccer'

.. ode Omo. Behave oh. U no say ur wife dey look.. lolll.

happykidArotiba: m an MCB student...add up @happykid003 on 2go

.. hes stalite man. U should add him up. U need im more

SEYI_KP: Lovren how you dey i need your contact we gat to discuss.

.. 08036852423 man. Always honored to help. U one of our own now.. social engineers

mystolad:
Chai

wettin be ur own na. Na u be lovren ni? Ogah oh

OmolaraParis:
Boss, i cu oh! ;-) U kw say me i lyk 2 cause trouble wel wel, twas on dat grnd we bcm frnds.
Ao's d hols goin? I dey kom sociology kom cause troubs nxt session o, i op u'r ready 4 me? Ao's ur twins?
Shey u kw say seyi kp dn enta ur dept nao, i'l c u guys at schl.
(TAKES KEKE MARUWA AND RIDES TO MONEY SECTOR )
Bros na schl fees i dey find. Takia.

.. lolest.. somethings just never change. And as for d minoring.. u r very much welcome Buh minus d trouble sha oh.. lol.. yea heard hes now in d dept. So so happy for him oh. After all d wahala. Pays off at last.. looking forward to dah new session miss. Holiday don taya me jare.. kinda miss those days sha.. All s well jare

Just like d lara I use to know .. last year's memory just kip flying back.. always fun uh.. guys u talking to ur senior oh so I think she deserves. Some respect.

OmolaraParis:
Xcuse me?? I'l pardon ur ignorance abt my focus alrt? By God, I'm a bonafide student of ds great institutn, Linguistics major, ENG minor, 101 and 102 respectively, last smester per say, we wer in2 ds drama and Mrs Tale Olujide practically told us in class dat it is wrng 2 use ds "am" , dosnt mak any sense wotsoeva xcept u'r tryin 2b informal ( letter writting 2 close associates or speakin amng peers) wic does not even speak wel of u as an undaG, i kw it, as in, i kw it vry WELL, dats y i tackled dat statement..
I used to say; "am" 2 b4 ok? but i learnt alot of new stufs abt ENG wen i got 2 campus and attended classes in due tyms.
Jez calm down wen u'r nt sure of sm tyns nxt tym ok?
Minwhl, i wudnt neglect ur point cuz it has gaind grnd sort of, howeva, i'm nt particular abt d statement for real, am particular abt d word, "AM", u dnt stay/write "am dancing", u eida say, i'm dancing or i am dancing.
My point 2 dat guy wic u totaly faild 2 observe is: "learn 2 tak ya eyes off pipu's mistak cuz nobdy is a monopoly
Cheers!

Hae. Congratulations to those admitted. Buh I can assure u as a unilorite dah d list took only 10% of d total admission. More names to follow. Pray guys. Pray!!!!!!

Cant just stop laffin from a reliable source...

Just bin announced dah d list s out @89.3 UNILORIN fm. Buh though not yet confirmed. Anyone wif good news should pls confirmed dis abeg.. no gags pls

Acecube: don't mind mou.. What's the difference between this current chelsea and psg, monaco or even man-city...

They are busy getting players they don't need. Why not allow willian to play for spurs instead of planning to weaken them and give the player limited time on the pitch..

Imagine mata,moses,ginkel,essien,ba,luiz, schurlle and a host of others warming bench

. I taya oh.. the guy go dey useful for the likes of spurs, gunners, even liverpool.. just dey spoil market. Mtchwwww

Newtoon:
Guy,Are you a Learner ?

.lol. guess u r a chelsea fan. U r going down on Monday bro.. we gat u..

And I heard deyv just agreed a deal wif anzil machakchala for the transfer of the brazilian attacking midfielder Willian in a deal worth 25.77 million pounds.. though am a united fan buh I dnt think dey need him in dah team... theyv got oscar, mata, hazard, and even awa own moses.. bad Idea in ma opinion oh.. #deviating..

Watch out for tuesday and wednesday guys. Things are happening. Best Of Luck to u all.. and mind u.. the first batch s not d only one dahs gonna be released. We ave second and third so chill if u not wif the first batch. Just carry only 20% of the whole admission. The 2nd batch is d real deal guys. Anyway weda first, second or third. I pray the admission goes round. Lovren out. U can add me up on 2go for INSIGHTS guys Lovren3 d users. See all ur preety faces in the better by far uni.. I rep the alma mata..

Interesting .... lolest

T... LDJ:


You guys should just chill till the end of the month or first week of sept

.GBAM..

Opey4luv: Guys, I changed my o'level results from GCE to Waec. Do I have to download the print out again or its of no use since we are through with post-utme?

.. of no use man..

TOMMYS: guys abeg i get 1 SHinkini problem d date of birth on my pre admmisn form is 0000-00-00. wat will happen, wont it affect my admission.(GOD forbid) been to cosmit.

.. got absolutely no p.. ur shhikini problem solved

joscotea: Watching patiently on d sideline as d drama kipz unfolding! D ones of HBP, cut offs, anxiousness, religious gaga, release date of list, etc. Buh d main prayer s we would'nt look @̤̥̣̈̊̇ d list jst to find out our name isn't der. Come august 15/25, sept or wateva date d list comes out we would all be admitted. AMEN
At least we don ryt exam, score don komot. If possible make em jampack all of us put 4 1st list sef, no wahala.
See Ʋ @BBF dis year. Not jst to visit o, as a student.

. Its not a list man.. u check ur admission status in ur portal. AND GUYS PLS MAKE SUTE U CHECK UR JAMB ADMISSION STATUS FROM THIS MOMENT. UNILORIN ALWAYS RELEASES THE FIRST BATCH OF ADMITTED STUDENTS ON THE JAMB WEBSITE FIRST BEFORE SCHOOL PORTAL.. BEST OD LUCK

sinmisolaoluwa: GUD A.M FELLOW ASPIRANT,INFORMATION REACHING ME DS MORNING FRM ILORIN SAID...."POST UTME CUT OF MARK FOR MANAGEMENT SCIENCE SUCH AS ACCOUNTING AND BUZ ADMIN HAS BEEN SLASHED TO 50%....DNT CRUCIFY ME OOO,IT IS MESSAGE I GOT FRM A SURE SOURCE....AND IT IS REAL,ALL THE BEST TO ALL OF US.

. Sowie man. Think u just got the wrong info.. dr s nothing like faculty of.management science over hr. Its Business and social sciences which ha proudly represent. And yea unilorin run a pre degree program buh its called school for preliminary studies or better still rems..

The SSCE upload portal is mainly for candidate wit awaiting results buh if u think u made a mistake during ur upload, u can as well correct daht. And for the second choice candidate? Trust me wen I say its gonna be tough buh with God and man everything is possible. Lovren out

flaive:
i appologiez sorry for the misundertsandin

well apology accepted and best of luck again ..

flaive: God knows best just hope and pray

exactly

Icebicker: Watz d cut off 4 accounting

. As at last year its was 70% buh this year nobody knows.. lets just wait and see man.. no need to panic

Ok guy listen up. Hr is the thing. News coming out of tanke or lemme say rumors has it dah the pume cut off for the 2013/2014 academic session has bin reduced to 40% which gonna be only for those putting in for the faculty of education. Cant be sure if there s an element of truth in it as at now buh hopefully before the week run out gonna get u the latest dev on dah.. fingers crossed. #winks.

Haben1: ...... My post utme is 86% ...... Satisfy?

.jeeezzz!!! Am not saying u cant come out wif good scores.. omg.. wha am saying s dah such scores are rare and therefore gonna get special consideration from the school admin.. with does kinda scores u can neva sit at home. Just completely misunderstood ma words.. o gah o.. Wettin be ma own even if u get 100%.. did mine way back so no big deal man... part if the game. Lol

flaive:
What arant nonsence is dis can u even hear urself how will a candidate who oviously failed an exam be choosen over someone who surpassed the average marks stop giving urself false hope and fervently continue dicieving people by this I meet some one with 80 and 98 respectively in their post ume and u want to tell me dat with their two twenthy something and outstanding o'level result wuld not be considered for addmission stop bieng a fool

. Y u add my post now.. I taya oh.. and I think the 80% and90% part is an unbelievable lie.. this is university of ilorin man. Not ekpoma