why is it only on nairaland I see these type of rubbish talks and generalisation? every girl we meet offline will fück us for ordinary 2k but here on nairaland they make it look like their stupid wokeness works offline...


all these hoes shouting feminism are on WhatsApp asking men for sub and urgent 2k but be forming woke here, like who gives a fück? as long as I'm not toasting you or trying to fück you, then all these is just rants to my hear.

the only upgrade I need is a block button, we should be allowed to chose the kind of contents we wish to see on this forum, wack forum I must say

finally someone used I'm instead of 'am', though wrong but it's amusing seeing as almost everyone does the opposite which is also wrong


sho get? if you no get then forget

for your information I didn't read your post, not one word.

e don take colorado

crackhaus:
It's like God is trying to tell you something.

hmmm what?

I loved babies as a kid but these days I don't see babies as often, I haven't carried one in 8 years.

Firefoxy:


Simps get the best. Alpha males and embittered, single, sexually frustrated, miserable and in need of proper fucking.

If you keep acting tough, you’ll be a single cat man living all alone in a big, empty house.

you might be right to an extent, for the broke alpha males, but you see the rich ones, hmmm... especially the very rich ones like kpokpogiri and co, I need not say more.

I'm ready but are you also ready to sign with your life and that of your families if in did not get to Singapore because you chop my money?

I have one friend like that. but this one cannot toast, a total simp. I mean he puts the s in Simp. but whiz in tech stuffs and making money low-key. and very God fearing.

Ghen ghen action film

what are you even talking about?

Pjoko:
To keep it short and simple!

I promise to get my girlfriend an iPhone 11 pro max because her phone was bad. Few weeks later I got myself an iPhone 11. She saw the phone and was like oh cool, then I told her I would buy her own any moment but I keep delaying it and teasing her just because I'm still thinking if this my girlfriend who had cheated on me truly worth this phone?!

This girl I'm talking about had cheated on me, I saw her WhatsApp chat telling a guy I love you, and all that. I confronted her and she said she was sorry, that a friend of her gave her number to the guy without telling her and she kept talking and met the guy once at the mall.
I told her I called the guy and he told me he knew the girl had a guy because of her body movement when she visits him. But my girl swear with her mother in the grave that he had never visited this guy at his house, that they only met once at the mall and after then he keeps sending her money while at school.

The truth is that I forgive her because she swear with her mother in the grave. That one really touched me that is why I believe her that she never visited the guy in his house which means they never had sex.

But I said to myself, this relationship will never lead to marriage for her to hangout with a guy while still dating me. I honestly lost the trust I had for this girl. Now I'm planning to breakup with her in a calm and coded way because I don't longer trust her. But because she currently has no phone, I said I will buy her the iPhone and then use distance issue to breakup gradually with her as I'm planning to go on a month trip soon.

But surprisingly, my girl was with me yesterday and I was teasing her that, since she has been using my iPhone 11 and even went home with it for a week, there was no need buying her the iPhone 11 pro max. And she replied:

No, it's the iPhone 11 pro max I want, but you keep delaying this, do you feel pained to buy the phone for me??

This her response didn't go down well with me, I keep wondering why she said if I feel pained to buy her the phone? I told her I'm not happy with such question, that it means if I buy her the phone she won't appreciate it because she would feel like I bought out of pain and she said no that she was sorry, I shouldn't take it that way.

She is 20yrs old.

Please advise me, I love her and care for her that is why I just decided I will get her the phone and break up with her, so it doesn't hurt her too much. But due to this I decided never to get her the phone again by giving her excuses until I travel.

this guy mummy just dey start e never enter expert stage soon it will, your future wife is doing hookup in one hotel as I'm typing this, you know how I know? because mumus like you are the ones these hookup girls will give their expired body to as new wife, lol.


even if you catch a naija girl on strong dick, she will still swear with her life that she was accidentally fell on the dick, talkless of her dead mother's grave, chai you have been manipulated 100/100

DrFunmisticGlow:
what about the part where gist lover blackmails for money. That part is true

see this one 'that part is true' as if you were there. now what's the difference between you and the people op is complaining about lol you're accusing without facts

how much tiwa paid you?

I buy all gift cards at the best price you will see. all countries. 100% legit

why una like to dey fool unaselves like this? stroll to the nearest hotel in your area and see how young and old girls are busy doing hookup like their life depends on it, then comeback to delete this mumu thread.