mariahAngel:
Don't say that you can't stop it because you can.
You have the power of control over your mind and body, even though your body says otherwise.

To fight addiction of any kind, you can't just simply stop abruptly. The withdrawal symptoms will be too much for you to handle, only for you to go back in with full force. That is being too hard on yourself.
The best way to fight addiction is by consistent/continuous gradual withdrawals.
What does that mean? For example, if you smoked about five times a day, reduce it to four, then three, then two times and so on...
As for masturbation, stay off pornography of any kind, and try to keep your mind busy with positive thoughts.
Remember; you're the master of your mind and body.
Never allow your mind wander off.

I've tried everything I could regarding smoking but all to no avail.. I rather use my last card to buy weed or buy data to download porn... Please help my life

illicit:
Well....

Well what

chatinent:
Masturbation must make you hungry, well as weed.




You have entangled yourself with the greatest addictions.


Just pay me N100k to be your therapist, and herbal doc.

If you don't see result in a month, I'll refund. Hit me on WhatsApp below.

Okay bro thanks

Hello my fellow nairalanders.. Please pardon my English because I'm a dropout. My problem is that for over 8 years I've been smoking nonstop that I'm so addicted to the extent of not being able to eat ignite don't take a stick... I take 5 sticks a day just to eat and sometimes more than that in as much as I still see the weed.. When I started smoking I never knew I could get addicted to it this way. I've tried possible ways I could stop it but I just can't and I cacant, Ive not taken tramadol for my life despite hearing some people saying it gives joy than weed and I don't drink codeine or smoke cigarettes.. But I put the energy of the highness that I don't do in smoking Arizona and it is killing me inside which I know.. I actually don't believe it damages the internal organs but I believe if it gets too much to a certain stage you will be scared of it not passing beyond that stage and that's why I'm crying out now before I'm overly addicted to it. I decided not to smoke for the past two days but I've never been myself because my body is not just okay and I don't even understand how I'm feeling, I'm feeling slight headache, dull and I've wasted so much foods being cooked for me at home which I'm not happy with wheneve I tried disposing them off.. Now as I'm typing Ibe not eaten any good food because I seem not to be hungry and whenever I feel like I need to eat something then the idea of a soft drink comes to my mind and that's what I've been drinking for the past two days with just two balls of puff puff because if I buy plenty puff puff I won't be able to finish it and that's a waste again..the worst part of it is that I'm also addicted to masturbation and I want to quit it too.. Please help me out nairalanders

Brainiac12:

Mental case

Attention seekers

Brainiac12:

How?

I don't even know

olufumey:
Ignore the "expired" part.I use mine like that and it works but I make sure have exhausted my main data,to avoid stories.

OK sir

Brainiac12:
See mine I use it though

Please help me out

Whenever I subscribed for airtel 500 Naira plan, they will double my YouTube night data but ever since I bought the SIM I've been unable to use this particular promo all it says is ''expired" I've tried calling the customer service but I don't even know how to explain further for the agent as she's not really getting it right.. But she assured me that all my complaints will be resolved within 12 hours but yet telling same thing.. I can't even risk my major subscription for YouTube night videos and after all Shebi na them give me promo.. Why I no fit use am

futurerex:
He said during sex and not death of loved ones.

Na so me self see am oh... All these people with misinterpreted brain

Hello guys,
I know some of you guys when you see the word moan, you already have a picture of a lady. Virgin like us can’t relate.

I remember back then in school, a friend of mine brought this babe to our flat and the babe was to sleep over.

I woke up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, I was hearing a strange tone. In my mind I was like my guy is drilling this girl badly.

But to my surprise as I was moving close to the room, the voice I was hearing was thick (very thick), it can’t be the babe cos when she greeted us she has a tiny voice.

So I decided to near the door, hold and behold na my guy voice I dey hear. It got to a point he was shouting. Omo!! I just enter my room jeje.

The next day when the girl left, we asked him how far, he said he nearly crippled the girl, that she was just begging. Other guys were shouting bad guy. Me I replied with NASO!!

I don’t know if there’s anything wrong in admitting guys do moan and shout during sex because some see it as a sign of weakness but virgin like me still won’t relate.

So guys,

Are Men Allowed To Moan During S*x?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

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If you are a niggarrr and you know these names then you must be a real niggarrr

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Ahmad62:
Trump called Nigeria a shithole country... But I know even in my shithole country this won't happen

your country wey dem steal staff abi mace from house?

Thank God that someone finally brought up this topic. I've always thought I'm the only person in this kind of shoe... As for me, I love in my parents house consisting of my Dad and his two wives with my stepbrothers and stepsisters .my mom died before my Dad remarried. Living in my father's house is like living in hell I don't have peace of mind, I can't do anything I want like smoking with confidence (I smoke in my toilet with all windows closed and doors closed with 100 percent at alert). My Dad always nag at me and yell at me all the time.. I can't look him in the eyes whenever he's talking or I'm talking and he sends me disgusting errands and I will just keep hoping that everything will change very soon if I can afford to get my own apartment but I Never come up with the money and it always pain me a lot Though Dad is financially OK but I'm always afraid to ask him for money, not that he's not going to give me but I'm always scared of the insults that I will collect before he give me quarter of what I asked him. I don't have a job right now and all I depend on is their food and my yahoo job which is not paying me...its always a sorrowful moments for me whenever I eat their food..please ask me questions about how worst my own is

Something wey I don see before SMH

danietohbadt:
The first picture you uploaded and it's captioned "stray bullet" was uploaded on another thread in a case of cult clash between two rival cult groups in Bayelsa.


Which one do we believe now?

I wonder o

ajailer:
front seat

you wan follow the story ?

ArticleBeast:
Fake news... That is Suruche... A failed IG influencer and musician

You Dey follow am truly ...u deserve one virgin for heaven

Davash222:
No be Suruchee be this

as e Dey wonder you ehn na so e Dey wonder me too oh....I just Dey laugh when I Dey see pathetic comments above bro

I’ve had sleep paralysis for long ...I’ve actually never discussed this with anyone but whenever I’ve sensed that I’m in sleep paralysis mood I will surely believe that I will surely wake up within seconds....One of the most scary sleep paralysis I had was I saw myself falling from a very high building or mountain( I’m the only one that can imagine how tall it was) I fell and fell and fell from above and finally about to touch the ground then I saw that the bottom was a very Sea and it was making serious waves and huge waves rather ...I felt helpless and was very scared to be swallowed by that very big sea...I woke up when I almost touched the water and opened my eyes...I thought it’s the end when until I noticed that I couldn’t open my mouth to recite a Quranic Verse, I couldn’t move my legs neither any part of my body but I could rotate my eyes and I can see the ceilings and the standing fan in my room....I recited some Quranic verses with my mind and I woke up fully after and I still said “ Koni daa fun yin papo”. I actually always believe God Dey with me

Continued :
I first of all tried to see MR Joseph’s picture through his WhatsApp and God so good he’s using the number for WhatsApp( he looks like a Regular Babalawo through his picture) so I I confirmed him to be true then I text him right after but didn’t reply me for few days then I tried calling him and he picked up convo;
Me: hello sir I’m calling from Grandmaster of ******* Occult so I want to ask how you can help me get my sacrificial materials
Him: send me the sacrificial items
Me :Ok sir
I screenshots the items and paste it to him after an hour he replied and said all the prices were about 100,000 in total I actually knew the price would be overwhelming but didn’t plan up to that then I gathered about 40,000 for the whole journey because when I checked the distance to Asaba from where I am it was about 14 hours journey( passing about 17 towns and 1 city to reach Lagos). I called the Grandmaster telling him about my financial status and he said I shouldn’t worry that everything will be fine I should call Mr Joseph and plead with him and promise to pay back times three of the money after my initiation.. I called me Joseph and discussed with him that it’s only 20,000 I could provide so far and he finally agreed after so much pleading and swearings and even said that Hope I will never forget him when I get rich i promised him and assured him i tried everything to convince Mr Joseph and he surely believed me.. I called Grandmaster and told him that Mr Joseph has agreed and I’m coming to Asaba the following week ..I get myself together and still deep searched about the occult and I saw various videos of where they are initiating some people in a shrine and with huge loads of money telling each person that he /she has been successful and they handover the money to them( those videos convinced me more)...The following week I called Grandmaster and and telling him That I’m coming to Asaba the following day and he said no problem but Mr Joseph is in the market getting some sacrificial materials for some other people coming for initiation and that I’m not the only person that’s gonna be initiated that day So I should contact him to get my sacrificial materials too so that I wouldn’t be left out and I can be initiated together...I called Mr Joseph and he said he’s in the market so I asked him if he could help me get the materials he said I should send the money( I was actually thinking of getting to Asaba before sending any money) but because Mr Joseph said he’s in the market and it’s once in many weeks he goes to the market and that they can’t go to the market because of one or two person initiation they have to be 3 and above so I fell for it then i said; you mean i should send my money for the sacrificial materials he said yes(Sounding like he’s not after my money) So I told him to send his account number and I can make transfer..two minutes later I got his text with his account number and bank name then I made the 20,000 payment to his account and I called him that I’ve sent the bucks and he should confirm it He said he got the alert then I finished business with Mr Joseph that day...The following day which happens to be my day of the journey I woke up early and plugged my phone to get some power and I quickly get to my pharmacist who sell me Refnol and collected 4 pills( actually believing the journey is not gonna be easy). I get up dressed like someone who is just going for just an hour journey and had a small bag I put in a cloth and a short then I head to the park.
The Story Continues....

Nairalandmonika:
Lolz, u are talking to your fellow yahoo boy.

No be small mata oh

Tadeknkeepcalm:
I stopped when you said you're a G boy. Share your horrible experience with your client.



Carry your scam format comot for here

Who Dey follow you talk ?

ajailer:
Dem wan scam u

The matter loud gan bro

My story might be long but I will try to be brief with it. Please my fellow nairalanders just try to pardon my English but I will try to put it down to your understandings.
I’m from a small town in Oyo state not very far from Kwara State. Tbh I’m a hungry G boy but always believe that word “Hope Never Dies” So not just a hungry yahoo boy but at least I have a client who pays me $25-$200 but not regularly maybe if I collect today I go Dey wait make God do another wonder very soon in short that client Dey help sometimes sha but I still never believe say the client na my client because I believe that word that say “Client wey go bless you no go stress you” so I Dey try my best make I confirm better money one day but e never happen. I always surf the internet every night After I finished texting my Oyinbo like reading facts and other things. So there was a day I was surfing the internet and decided to search for “Illuminati” then I read many facts about them and even read that there are some OCCULTS like them and people join for fame, money, political seats, Kingship and many big big positions.. then I tried searching for the occults group opening another tab then I found them mostly in Nigeria on my first search. I was even surprised when I saw some of their advertisements that you can join them for eternal fame, money , and they won’t hurt you and you won’t die..their advertisements is a long epistle but I took time to read everything in between the lines . Then after reading different occult advertisements I tried going for one( I will tell you the name after I see interested readers) . They were very serious about their advertisements and it’s very pleasurable with me. Then I copied their phone numbers and saved them on my phone then I text them on WhatsApp I only text Hello and a voice note replied “How are you? You’re talking to G****E the Grandmaster of ******** occult” ( with an elderly man voice) I was very pleased with the voice at least then I text again that I want you to help me on how I can be successful sir please I’ve really suffered ! He sent a voice note again telling me to recharge my phone and call him I was actually teasing him to know more if they are true or not. Befre I called him I’ve tried to read many more things About joining occults some people criticized it while some people appreciates it but I considered going for the good comments then I put a call through Grandmaster covo
Me: hello sir, I was the one that text you on WhatsApp couple of weeks ago about you helping me to be successful.
Him: how are you ( with an horrible voice )
Me: I’m good ( kinda feared)
Him: are you ready to join the occult? We don’t ask for any thing and you will get rich and Iive till old age..you’re selling your soul and you will be given 250 million naira after joining the occult to invest or start a business as a cover up so that you will not implicate us if people start wondering ( I actually understood tho)
Me: ok sir ( still kinda feared just believing what I read )
Me: I will call you back sir if you don’t mind
Him: no problem ( ends call)
Then I start giving another thoughts asking myself if I really want to do this Selling my soul to the devil? I was so worried about this I will be the servant of the devil ? I will never enter paradise or heaven ? God will hate me and I will die an horrible death ..I was so worried but I actually gave a second thought But at least I will be rich take care of my families and make them happy and be the bread winner of the family and that most of the rich young men we see were not born with a silver spoon and I don’t know what most of them did to become rich..I promised myself that I will seek for God’s forgiveness and I learnt there are some people I mean clerics or pastors who are very closer to God and they can help you remove any sin you might have committed I believed that too and I didn’t even tell anybody this only to my self and my God...I started hoping for the best and made up my mind to do it I recharged my phone and called Grandmaster again telling him that I’m very ready to do it and he said he will send me the sacrificial materials and come with them while coming for my initiation He sent the items but If you’re a person that goes to Clerics or Babalawo side they will tell you what to get but you actually know you can’t get them so I told him that I can’t get them here ..part of the sacrificial materials are 7 vultures 12 pigeon and so on..I asked him how I can get them there when I get there but he said There’s a man called Mr Joseph and he’s the one that gets the items for people who come for initiation so if I can call him he would help me to send his contacts and I will talk with him. I actually welcomed the Idea and I put a call through Mr Joseph
THE STORY CONTINUES!!
let me know when you want me to continue