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Travel / Re: ₦213Billion, 597ft Tall: India Unveils World's Tallest Statue(Photos) by LuciferYaweh: 4:30pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
A country with the highest faeces production in the world. *spits Explorers, I hope you didn't touch that statue, if you did, rush down to the nearest hospital & get Soliris before you touch your wife or baby. Its exactly what I did after I fingered pocohantas & broke out in warts. 3 Likes
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Romance / Re: Crying During Movies by LuciferYaweh: 4:27pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
How about people that cry while watching porn? Are they sexually strong too? *spits |
Sports / Re: Ellen DeGeneres Donates $100,000 To Emeka Nnaka, Paralysed Footballer (photo) by LuciferYaweh: 4:24pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
He will be easy to rob. 4 Likes 3 Shares
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NYSC / Re: Female Corps Member Faints During NYSC Data Capturing (video) by LuciferYaweh: 2:53pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
The side effects of all night dicking 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Final Year Student Shot Dead By Gunmen At Oko Polytechnic. Graphic Photos by LuciferYaweh: 2:51pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
One less educated Osu potopotor jew 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Woman's Unclad Scandalous Birthday IV Trends On Social Media by LuciferYaweh: 2:42pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
Am I staring at a human or a hippopotamus? Why are there so many folds on her belly, arms, laps, neck and even her face! If this hippocohantas spreads her legs wide, the first ten guys will die. *spits 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Togolese Cook Who Allegedly Killed Lagos Businessman, Arrested by LuciferYaweh: 2:37pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
Magichand: If I was responsible for this, how am I here typing? Stupid aproko neighbour. What's his/her business sef? *spits I still Stand With The Cook
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Agriculture / Re: Why Don't People Put Their Contact In Their Profile Page? by LuciferYaweh: 11:52am On Nov 02, 2018 |
My identity can never be revealed on Nairaland. I don't even reply PMs from girls - which is the easiest way to. |
Romance / Re: Relationships Is A Waste Of Time Nowadays........ by LuciferYaweh: 11:45am On Nov 02, 2018 |
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Crime / Re: Man Parks Vehicle On Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos, Jumps Into River. Photos by LuciferYaweh: 11:42am On Nov 02, 2018 |
He has finally defeated poverty now that he has a swollen belly and looks plump and healthy. Praise be to Yaweh!! |
Crime / Re: Suicide: Man Jumped Into Lagoon From 3rd Mainland Bridge; Died! (see Photos) by LuciferYaweh: 11:37am On Nov 02, 2018 |
He has finally defeated poverty now that he has a swollen belly and looks plump and healthy. Praise be to Yaweh!! 40 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Man Threatens To Squeeze Bobrisky's Boobs On The Road For Scamming Him by LuciferYaweh: 11:15am On Nov 02, 2018 |
I pity this one. Which boobs? Na fufu you go squeeze come out. [img]https://media1./images/12ab723927bfb71ebd2b9a98f0694757/tenor.gif?itemid=11806135[/img] 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Look At Mynd44 When He Wasn't A Mod Yet. by LuciferYaweh: 11:10am On Nov 02, 2018 |
TheOdd1sOut: [img]https://media1./images/7c35fce1e3ce0a3d4add2ac30cffca1c/tenor.gif?itemid=6117941[/img] 18 Likes |
Phones / Re: See All The Curses Being Heaped On The MTN Cheat Snitch by LuciferYaweh: 11:00am On Nov 02, 2018 |
This finally explains why so many monikers have been logging in lately to talk trash on every thread. Now that the cheat has been blocked, many monikers will become extinct. Thieves everywhere in this country trying to eat where they didn't sow. *spits By the power bestowed upon me as the resident Nairaland Celebrity Devil, I hereby redirect all the curses aimed towards this upright man back to the senders a thousand-fold. I also divert a portion of these curses directly to pocohantas' punita with the hope that the menopause guarding the plot of land there will be expunged forever. I stand with Baba Ali 7 Likes |
Pets / Re: Photo Of Malnourished Camel Sparks Attention At A Nigerian Zoo by LuciferYaweh: 10:49am On Nov 02, 2018 |
As far as he is concerned, he is now a giraffe. Even that goat no understand wetin dey happen 4 here... [img]https://media1./images/12ab723927bfb71ebd2b9a98f0694757/tenor.gif?itemid=11806135[/img] 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday Admits Engagement Was Fake. Nigerians React. by LuciferYaweh: 10:48am On Nov 02, 2018 |
Why are 95% of Nigerian "actresses" obese and bleached? *spits |
Gaming / Re: Football Manager 2019 PC Official Thread by LuciferYaweh: 10:22am On Nov 02, 2018 |
Whoa!! FM veteran here! Started with Championship Manager 02/03 and still going strong. timidapsin: Glad they finally sorted this out. Was always irritating to scout the German National teams and find "Tobias Kwiatkowski" instead of Lukas Podolski 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Please Ladies Change Your Underwear at Least twice daily-A nairalander by LuciferYaweh: 8:55am On Nov 02, 2018 |
anochuko01: Seconded! |
Romance / Re: The Butt On This Male Corper Causes Stir Online (photo) by LuciferYaweh: 5:53am On Nov 02, 2018 |
Gays everywhere. *spits 9 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by LuciferYaweh: 9:19pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by LuciferYaweh: 9:18pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's Baby Daddy Allegedly Wants Nothing With Her And The Baby by LuciferYaweh: 8:59pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
I've said it everyday here & everyday I get vindicated. For those just joining my class, here's a recap; 1. Feminists are desperate 2. Feminists are dependent on men 3. Feminists love preeq 4. Feminists are rejected women 5. Feminists are sex & attention starved 6. Feminists will do anything to get a man 7. Feminists hate women in loving relationships & seek to destroy it 8. Feminists are evening newspapers 9. Feminists are bitter & aggressive 10. pocohantas is a feminist *spits on Baby J's forehead 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Residents Panic As Earth Tremor Hits Abuja's Highbrow Area, Maitama by LuciferYaweh: 8:51pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
Just yesterday, NASA retired a spacecraft that's billions of miles away from earth busy exploring thousands of exoplanets beyond our solar system since 2009 but till now the Nigerian government cannot provide scientific explanations for the tremors happening in their own backyard. And some zombies want to vote them again next year. There is a reason I relocated Hell to Nigeria. *spits 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Mompha: 'I Earned N14 Billion In 2016 - 2017'. Slams Fake Instagram Billionaires by LuciferYaweh: 8:44pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
soberdrunk: Inform me when this happens. I'm a good mortuary attendant. 227 Likes 14 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Buys $281,000 (#101 Million) Lamborghini URUS by LuciferYaweh: 7:22pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
Test drives at dealerships are a common thing. The same single digit IQ fans that swallowed the private jet & N30billion naira stories will soon come here to hail this deadbeat anorexic weedhead. *spits 2 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by LuciferYaweh: 7:07pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
Eberechi24: He shot his shot & you were forming. Now he's long gone & prolly with another girl and your pussy now itches for him. *spits Typical Naija girl living in denial till death. This how feminists are created. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Corper! Yusuf Buhari Undergoes NYSC In Abuja (Photos) by LuciferYaweh: 6:58pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
Trecixnine: No. It makes you a fool above forty. *spits |
Politics / Re: Corper! Yusuf Buhari Undergoes NYSC In Abuja (Photos) by LuciferYaweh: 6:30pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
Hang on... Buhari is 76 but his son is below 30? Really? Son. Not grandson. I have no choice than to spit here Rubbish! 60 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Male Pregnancy Prevention Pill Has Been Developed by LuciferYaweh: 6:01pm On Nov 01, 2018 |
This is good news! Slay queens are in trouble. Now they have to actually work not feed off Baby Mamaism. Painment won't allow dominique move this to FP. |
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