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Travel / Re: ₦213Billion, 597ft Tall: India Unveils World's Tallest Statue(Photos) by LuciferYaweh: 4:30pm On Nov 02, 2018
A country with the highest faeces production in the world.

*spits angry



Explorers, I hope you didn't touch that statue, if you did, rush down to the nearest hospital & get Soliris before you touch your wife or baby.

Its exactly what I did after I fingered pocohantas & broke out in warts.

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Romance / Re: Crying During Movies by LuciferYaweh: 4:27pm On Nov 02, 2018
How about people that cry while watching porn?
Are they sexually strong too?

*spits angry
Sports / Re: Ellen DeGeneres Donates $100,000 To Emeka Nnaka, Paralysed Footballer (photo) by LuciferYaweh: 4:24pm On Nov 02, 2018
He will be easy to rob.

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NYSC / Re: Female Corps Member Faints During NYSC Data Capturing (video) by LuciferYaweh: 2:53pm On Nov 02, 2018
The side effects of all night dicking

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Crime / Re: Final Year Student Shot Dead By Gunmen At Oko Polytechnic. Graphic Photos by LuciferYaweh: 2:51pm On Nov 02, 2018
One less educated Osu potopotor jew grin

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Romance / Re: Woman's Unclad Scandalous Birthday IV Trends On Social Media by LuciferYaweh: 2:42pm On Nov 02, 2018
Am I staring at a human or a hippopotamus?
Why are there so many folds on her belly, arms, laps, neck and even her face! shocked

If this hippocohantas spreads her legs wide, the first ten guys will die.

*spits angry

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Crime / Re: Togolese Cook Who Allegedly Killed Lagos Businessman, Arrested by LuciferYaweh: 2:37pm On Nov 02, 2018
Magichand:
“This is very wicked. In fact, that guy must be a devil itself.


If I was responsible for this, how am I here typing?

Stupid aproko neighbour.
What's his/her business sef?

*spits angry



I still Stand With The Cook

Agriculture / Re: Why Don't People Put Their Contact In Their Profile Page? by LuciferYaweh: 11:52am On Nov 02, 2018
My identity can never be revealed on Nairaland.

I don't even reply PMs from girls - which is the easiest way to.
Romance / Re: Relationships Is A Waste Of Time Nowadays........ by LuciferYaweh: 11:45am On Nov 02, 2018
Niketrouble:
When you really think about it, people are shitty! Ladies leave guys for a better looking guy or a chance at a better life. Guys leave ladies for younger or hotter women. Everyone is always looking to upgrade. Really makes you think it's all just a waste of time.....A lot of trust issues nowadays and everyone is afraid to commit.

Crime / Re: Man Parks Vehicle On Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos, Jumps Into River. Photos by LuciferYaweh: 11:42am On Nov 02, 2018
He has finally defeated poverty now that he has a swollen belly and looks plump and healthy.

Praise be to Yaweh!!
Crime / Re: Suicide: Man Jumped Into Lagoon From 3rd Mainland Bridge; Died! (see Photos) by LuciferYaweh: 11:37am On Nov 02, 2018
He has finally defeated poverty now that he has a swollen belly and looks plump and healthy.


Praise be to Yaweh!!

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Celebrities / Re: Man Threatens To Squeeze Bobrisky's Boobs On The Road For Scamming Him by LuciferYaweh: 11:15am On Nov 02, 2018
I pity this one.

Which boobs? Na fufu you go squeeze come out.


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Romance / Re: Look At Mynd44 When He Wasn't A Mod Yet. by LuciferYaweh: 11:10am On Nov 02, 2018

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Phones / Re: See All The Curses Being Heaped On The MTN Cheat Snitch by LuciferYaweh: 11:00am On Nov 02, 2018
This finally explains why so many monikers have been logging in lately to talk trash on every thread.
Now that the cheat has been blocked, many monikers will become extinct.

Thieves everywhere in this country trying to eat where they didn't sow.
*spits angry angry



By the power bestowed upon me as the resident Nairaland Celebrity Devil, I hereby redirect all the curses aimed towards this upright man back to the senders a thousand-fold.
I also divert a portion of these curses directly to pocohantas' punita with the hope that the menopause guarding the plot of land there will be expunged forever.

I stand with Baba Ali

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Pets / Re: Photo Of Malnourished Camel Sparks Attention At A Nigerian Zoo by LuciferYaweh: 10:49am On Nov 02, 2018
As far as he is concerned, he is now a giraffe.

Even that goat no understand wetin dey happen 4 here...

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday Admits Engagement Was Fake. Nigerians React. by LuciferYaweh: 10:48am On Nov 02, 2018
Why are 95% of Nigerian "actresses" obese and bleached?

*spits angry
Gaming / Re: Football Manager 2019 PC Official Thread by LuciferYaweh: 10:22am On Nov 02, 2018
Whoa!!


FM veteran here! grin grin
Started with Championship Manager 02/03 and still going strong.


timidapsin:
Bundesliga licence
We do know that Football Manager 2019 will feature the proper names of German clubs after the game's developers secured Bundesliga licensing.


shocked shocked
Glad they finally sorted this out.
Was always irritating to scout the German National teams and find "Tobias Kwiatkowski" instead of Lukas Podolski grin

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Romance / Re: Please Ladies Change Your Underwear at Least twice daily-A nairalander by LuciferYaweh: 8:55am On Nov 02, 2018
anochuko01:
all these ladies here...instead of shouting at OP, why not just show us your pantgrin



Seconded!
Romance / Re: The Butt On This Male Corper Causes Stir Online (photo) by LuciferYaweh: 5:53am On Nov 02, 2018
Gays everywhere.

*spits angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by LuciferYaweh: 9:19pm On Nov 01, 2018
Elder0001:


Ishilove when are you getting married?

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by LuciferYaweh: 9:18pm On Nov 01, 2018
Elder0001:


Ishilove when are you getting married?

Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's Baby Daddy Allegedly Wants Nothing With Her And The Baby by LuciferYaweh: 8:59pm On Nov 01, 2018
I've said it everyday here & everyday I get vindicated.

For those just joining my class, here's a recap;


1. Feminists are desperate
2. Feminists are dependent on men
3. Feminists love preeq
4. Feminists are rejected women
5. Feminists are sex & attention starved
6. Feminists will do anything to get a man
7. Feminists hate women in loving relationships & seek to destroy it
8. Feminists are evening newspapers
9. Feminists are bitter & aggressive
10. pocohantas is a feminist


*spits on Baby J's forehead angry

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Residents Panic As Earth Tremor Hits Abuja's Highbrow Area, Maitama by LuciferYaweh: 8:51pm On Nov 01, 2018
Just yesterday, NASA retired a spacecraft that's billions of miles away from earth busy exploring thousands of exoplanets beyond our solar system since 2009 but till now the Nigerian government cannot provide scientific explanations for the tremors happening in their own backyard.

And some zombies want to vote them again next year.

There is a reason I relocated Hell to Nigeria.

*spits angry

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Celebrities / Re: Mompha: 'I Earned N14 Billion In 2016 - 2017'. Slams Fake Instagram Billionaires by LuciferYaweh: 8:44pm On Nov 01, 2018
soberdrunk:
When I start making this type of money my neighbors go hear 'weeeen'!!! You dare not cook the type of stew/soup i dont like in my neighborhood because if breeze mistakenly carry the aroma come my house IT IS OVER!! I'd buy your house and if you decide to be stubborn and refuse to sell, I'd buy all the houses around you and turn all of them to mortuaries.......... angry



Inform me when this happens.
I'm a good mortuary attendant.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Buys $281,000 (#101 Million) Lamborghini URUS by LuciferYaweh: 7:22pm On Nov 01, 2018
Test drives at dealerships are a common thing.

The same single digit IQ fans that swallowed the private jet & N30billion naira stories will soon come here to hail this deadbeat anorexic weedhead.

*spits angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Where Is Mr Cork? by LuciferYaweh: 7:07pm On Nov 01, 2018
Eberechi24:
Where is Mr cork?(((True question)))
Cc;
madam oyindidi
Lefulefu
Martin0
Twoclan
Others



He shot his shot & you were forming.

Now he's long gone & prolly with another girl and your pussy now itches for him.

*spits angry
Typical Naija girl living in denial till death.


This how feminists are created.

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Politics / Re: Corper! Yusuf Buhari Undergoes NYSC In Abuja (Photos) by LuciferYaweh: 6:58pm On Nov 01, 2018
Trecixnine:


Bros, I am above 40 years old and not a father yet. By the time I will be 70 years old, my children will be far below 30 years old. Am I less a human too??


No.

It makes you a fool above forty.

*spits angry
Politics / Re: Corper! Yusuf Buhari Undergoes NYSC In Abuja (Photos) by LuciferYaweh: 6:30pm On Nov 01, 2018
Hang on...

Buhari is 76 but his son is below 30? shocked

Really?

Son.
Not grandson.

I have no choice than to spit here angry
Rubbish!

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Romance / Re: Male Pregnancy Prevention Pill Has Been Developed by LuciferYaweh: 6:01pm On Nov 01, 2018
This is good news!

Slay queens are in trouble. grin

Now they have to actually work not feed off Baby Mamaism.

Painment won't allow dominique move this to FP.

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