aliyoung11:
Jamb has ordered all candidates to re upload their results onto the portal AGAIN. This was released from jamb official twitter account @JAMBHQ

amiru98:
I have already uploaded mine,does that mean that i have to upload it again?

luckiest1:
do u school there as well??

Henrydboss:

This yr

Ramos16:


Exactly what came to my mind when I started listening, it was like I was listening to 6 foot plus, nigga raw and co.

Henrydboss:

Yea i know cox am a mech eng student...So he should accept d marine n change to mech he get to 200l right?

Henrydboss:
End time musicians everywhere...
Meanwhile a friend of mind just got double admissions to study petroleum engineering and marine engineering in fupre and Rsust respectively he is confused on which one to accept i personally think he should go for marine engineering coz a petroleum engineer can only work in an oil company n i think the oil and gas industry is congested coz these days every graduate wants to work in an oil company and graduating from a petroleum university even with first class does not guarantee him an oil n gas job what do u think??

Ramos16:
This really isn't a bad song, but it will sell if only this was 2003, this guy does not understand the demand of the market.

AdoraAmadi:
A Twitter user has taken to the platform to share the reply he got from a friend he lent money to. The reply was all shade of meanness and here's a screenshot of it; 

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/checkout-reply-twitter-user-got-friend-lent-money.html

Fargbaba:
She 'll be too demanding

Fargbaba:
She 'll be too demanding

Twizzy30:
bruh i taya for this country ehn, they cant even give us transport allowance.

Twizzy30:
Hungerbad help me too.
Am through with my ND programme and on my one year I.T . Truth is its been stressful for me since i started and i dont receive any money at month end.

PrettyCrystal:
A suspected criminal was lynched and burnt to death around Edim Otop area in Calabar, Cross River state. The suspected hoodlum was attacked by an angry mob who dealt with him in a gruesome manner after he was caught during operation earlier today.

This is the second mob attack which happened today in Edim Otop street of Calabar after a gang of four which went from door to door robbing people of their belongings - was caught by angry youths in the area. According to reports, three out of the four robbers escaped - leaving one to his fate. He was beaten and burnt to death...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/suspected-criminal-beaten-burnt-death-calabar-graphic-photos.html

ovoP:
Nice whats ur score

ovoP:
Nice whats ur score

ovoP:
Me 2 to study mech engineering scored 232

Zizaxbast:
Am using this medium to urge JAMB candidates who are unable to check their results to go and check it now.
JAMB has just released the withheld results.

To check your results.....
Visit www.jamb.org.ng

If you are unable to view it, just calm down and keep re-checking it as they are uploading it batches by batches.

Share with friends !!!
Mine is out... And I did pretty good..

redbeans:
There's an animated series i'm trying hard to remember but can't. Someone help out. It involves niggas [black american] using strong language. There's a small boy in the midst of it all.

Very amusing. I remember a part when a prisoner said 'pick the damn soap' to a new inmate in a bathroom. Another one, when there was a deadly disease, obama was mimicked saying 'i'm at d top of d situation' while he was jst sitting in d office

post=56865344:
Examination body, Joint Admission and Matriculation Board on Thursday states that the results of candidates identified in footages of Close Circuit Television (CCTV) to have indulged in unwholesome practices during the just-concluded Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) won't be released.

Registar of JAMB, Ishaq Oloyede, who spoke on Channels Television Sunrise Daily said the agency had been busy in the past days reviewing recorded footages of the examination across the country, and that a number of candidates had been marked out for sanction.


Oloyede, was responding to a question by one of the anchors of the programme on why some candidates were yet to receive their results despite promises by JAMB to release outcomes within 24 hours.

The registrar said, “Those who have not received (their results) are qualified not to receive for now. In all cases where there were no problems, we released results of the examination within 24 hours.

“But those who have not (received their results), they may not be culpable but we are investigating. Where we have reason to doubt anything or where we have report of anything that is not acceptable to us, we have withheld the results.

“And we will keep on releasing them as we clear them. For instance, this morning, we released another 15,000 results. But among those who sat in that centre, we have reasons, concrete evidence to say about 300 of them, their results will not be released because we know they were not in the hall where the examination took place.

“We are comparing those who sat for the examination, how long they sat in the hall, and how some of them took excuses that they were going to the toilet only to go to what they called VIP…

“All this we are now able to track. And we want to say that we will not hesitate to sanction anybody no matter how highly placed.”

Mr. Oloyede said the CCTV cameras deployed at every Computer Based Test (CBT) centres across the country helped JAMB to detect and arrest unwholesome practices.

He said some centre operators however tried to sabotage his agency’s plan to make the examination fraud-free, citing the example of a centre in Kubwa, Abuja, where operators blinded the cameras with sacks to frustrate remote detection of malpractices that happened there.

The JAMB registrar appealed to credible organisations and individuals to come forward to partner JAMB in the establishment of reputable CBT centres across the country.

“Crooks are now establishing CBT centres, and meeting our requirements only to misuse the opportunities,” he said.


http://www.edificationinfo.com/2017/05/utme-2017-why-results-of-some.html

cc lalasticlala

Jonwesley:


Where did U check? Ur email or www.jamb.org.ng? Or are U expecting it sent to ur phone? Go to www.jamb.org.ng and login to see ur results there. It should be there unless U have committed malpractice.

Ajani2plus:


Where did you actually wrote the exam? Hope the centre wasnt a miracle centre sha

Temysteve:
u don cheat for d exam be dat, go jamb HQ for Abuja..

Liljeez:
So I wrote my WAEC in 2015, it was a blast by the way. Come 2016 and i was to write my first jamb, let me skip the details of that day sha, but barely 12 hours later, I got a message from JAMB with my score boldly written. 164.

I was just imagining all the money my parents spent on JAMB lessons, JAMB form, past questions and all that. Miraculously,40 marks was added thus pushing my score to 204. I was elated,that I could at least show my parents that I had crossed the 200 mark, even though in reality I knew it wouldn't get me the Electrical/Electronics Engineering I wanted.

I opted to do a Pre-degree course at The Federal University of Technology Akure while preparing for another JAMB, instead of just sitting at home.

I eventually sat for my 2nd JAMB on Saturday the 13th of May,and finally...I made it.