The man of Calvary. I hope I can wrap my hands around it. I hope. Yeah now I know. The prophecies have been fulfilled the man of Nazareth is the saviour. The laws spoke of it. The prophets confirmed it and here am I witnessing it. Well I think that would be enough for today's report. But if it's true. If he is the Messiah then he has to rise again if he is to authenticate my discoveries. That would be Sunday. Well that's end of our show for today.

Hmmm. He is saying something. Speaking some strange words. I think they said he is calling spirits. Maybe It's time to prove his Messiahood.
But no he cried the more. And then yielded the ghost. The man has died. Hmmm end of wickedness. Jesus of Nazareth has he is fondly called has been killed we hope never to see such again.
But oh no news reaching us has it that the temple curtain that covers the ark of testimony has being torn in two and the whole world can now view the temple directly.Also an earthquake has started and now a lunar Eclipse. O my!. It's pandemonium, everybody is running. I guess the man has a hand in it. But he has died? How can you start acting after your death. I hope he is not the real son of God as he claimed.I hope he is not the Messiah after all. I hope am not mistaken after all, I hope this Jesus is not the chosen one. Oh now I am getting it.

Reporting live from Golgotha it's Jerusalem fm.
And here is Atunde folajimi with my usual host of other innumerable company.
The man is about to be crucified.I for one have not witnessed one. I hope this won't be a gruesome as I thought.The soldiers are going to crucify the Lord.Then he was ordered to lay there on the cross.After a journey of 7 hours.I guess he must be weak no weak is an understatement.this man is crushed!
Well he is going to end the struggle in just a moment. Oh yeah.This is a real show that death is better than suffering.
The nail to his legs made him shout.I guess it shattered everything in its way.
Then to his hands right on and on he was completely nailed to the cross.
Lifted up And left for dead.


Then the main event began. The first nail was to his legs. Driven right in. Now I thought I had seen blood. Now this is blood.I hope wasn't the one reporting this

We have tried to look for his family but the man seems to have non. Wonders shall never end. Or maybe they are just scared to show up. Well we wait for the veracity of that. He certainly has a family and they must get the to talk.
Yes, we have seen someone that claimed to be his brother. Hi sir we heard you are his brother. What can you say about him? Does he strike you as a Messiah.
"No I guess he has some powers he got after visiting John the Baptist and going somewhere for 40 days and from then he has been working miracle. Unimaginable things. He has a power some sort but whether he is the Messiah I can't categorically say. But mum knows better you can ask her".
Hmm I guess the woman is deluded. You son is your creator. He has no father. He is your Lord. It gets more mysterious!!!
Anyway it's not our business at Jerusalem fm. The judgement has been passed. I guess his death is the solution. At least death solves this mystery.. I guess you could not have been under such kind of a deluded mother and not be thinking haywire. They are obviously wrong. The chief priest must be right. He is an impostor. We would see you at 7pm.i guess we would be right at Golgotha. I guess we would end all this. The man is really mystery or misguided one or the other. Stay on the channel. We wud be right back

Well let's talk to the crowd they seem dogged about killing the man. One man feels he deserves to die. Another feels he is fighting against God if not he wouldn't be suffering like that. Someone even said it's like the whole world is against him. Yet there are some others that feel he is guiltless and innocent but they dare not voice their opinions, who wants to die. Well everyone with their views.I guess I would rather keep mine too.

The journey to Golgotha is a 7 hours journey. I guess he won't make it after all. No not after all that beating.But let's see if he would make it.
Yeah he is just about half way through with his journey.In fact I guess the man is not human anymore.He has really shown unparalleled ruggedness thus far. But let's hope he can bear the weight of this crucifix till the end.
Oh know he is seeming tired o.In fact it's becoming like he wants to pass to the world beyond. He is in pain, anguish and sorrow. I guess even the Roman soldiers are beginning to pity him.
They are beckoning to a man to assist him. Well let's see if that would help. He is just lying I the dust at the moment. He can't even get up.Guess he is wishing for death.He is a gory sight!

Yeah welcome back let's have a glimpse of the events of the last few hours.From judgement the man Jesus has been made to carry a wooden cross guess it's about 80kg.
The man Jesus has to carry this cross with his hungry, beaten and bartered body.He is such a sight to behold but it seem something is missing here.
This man once acclaimed to be the Messiah-wonder if anybody is? Is now been maltreated.I guess his Messiah cannot even deliver himself.I guess he had lost his powers because he can't obviously deliver himself from the peril that has befallen him.Or may be he would along the way.Who knows.
Well its Jerusalem fm and we won't care to dish you the report as it is.No mincing of words at all.
The man has carried the wooden mass for 4 straight hours and he must have derived his energy from some source I don't know.I guess he has a source anyway.

In as much as things aren't going too well at the moment. I still feel there's light at the end of the tunnel for us. Nigeria is going to be a better place and it surely isn't going to be overnight because the damage was done for so many years. Just a year won't wipe out all the decadence that has been accumulated for those years.
Let's just trust and live in one true spirit and support our leader president Buhari.
I believe Nigeria will be a better place for us all.
#ONE NIGERIA

Now pilate is this man's last chance.He either over rules or he bulges. Let's see what happens.
He begins to speak "people Jerusalem, we have come a long way concerning this matter and to restore peace and stability to our society.I would like to honor your choice.To crucify Jesus.I therefore by the powers invested in my by the great emperor of the Roman Empire as the governor of Jerusalem hereby orders this man Jesus of Nazareth to be crucified before night fall.
Hmm the report continues later today..The events of his journey to the cross.I guess he would make it there.That's so many miles away.We would take a commercial break. Don't touch that dial

Now to Jesus.Let's see what happens to him.Is he going to jail forever,? Is he going to be serving a short term or long term in prison.What would become of him. Well let's hear pilate again.
Pilate has asked for quietness. OK.Let's see.He is about to speak again.
He has spoken, he want us to tell him what to do with Jesus.Wait! he is washing his hands. Why.?? I guess he is trying to wash away the innocent blood from his hands..Hmmm.
I guess this man is innocent after all.
But that's the governor's business he probably doesn't understand the gravity of this man's offense. Our people think he should die.
They even feel he deserves the capital punishment he should be crucified.The motion to crucify him was moved and the people are beginning to shout
Crucify him! Crucify him !! Crucify him!!!
Yes I think he would be crucified after all. But Pontius pilate has the final say.

Then came the question.In the voice of the governor " people of Israel I have here with me a man I haven't really found guilty of any offense and here also is Barabbas a notorious thief and killer. But from the information am able to gather you always release a prisoner no matter their offense to you.Now I want you to vote one of this criminals.
The crowd is about to decide. Yes right now. A lot of underground talks.I can see a lot of people gathering around the high priest.And a lot of people already raising their hands.I can see the chief priest cajoling them and explaining why they have to vote against Jesus. And here we have it.
Pontius pilate is asking again but now more succinctly.Jesus or Barabbas.Then went the crowd." We want Barabbas"
Oh no!!!. The chief priest seem to have convinced everybody.They all seem to want Barabbas.Well I guess we Barabbas then.
Lucky him. After all the offences he is coming out free. What a stroke of luck!

It's been a whole lot of events today and we are all in full delight to have you tune in!
The events of the last hour is a little more than we had imagined.
Anyway I guess we don't want to bank in hearsays let's from our excellent governor as he mounts the podium.
Hmmm.... I guess the governor wants to release him now.
But he won't just do that he would put it to a vote..Oh yeah a vote!
Now the vote is not just a mere vote one person goes home and the other person back to.I don't know that is left to pilâtes decision.
Well.Let's see.Now here goes the question. Pilate is enjoying the moment. He must think he is smart.He wants us to pass the judgement.Then who are we voting.Yes we are sure of one person Jesus.The other we don't know yet.
Yes.Now we know.Thanks it's barabbas the notorious thief..Some even said he is an hired killer, news has it that he is an assassin.Well how does this match with the offense of Jesus or is it meant to make a mockery of our intellect?
Well its a case between Jesus a man from Nazareth and Barabbas and we all here on the judgement floor of Pontius Pilate are to decide..Just a yay or a nay.That's all.

His whole cloth has been torn by the whips and I can see blood.I guess it's enough.This man may die o.
Now 30 at this point.
I guess it's enough.The whole place is filled with blood.He is even just lying there. I guess he has passed out.
Now 35! A good chunk of flesh has been pulled from his back side.This was bad until now.It's BRUTAL!
Yes on 39....40
The question is has he died or not.I guess he should have. Oh.! No.! He is alive.This man is rugged Sha.
Hope he can go away now..
I guess he has been called in by Pontius pilate. More interrogation. OK.It's becoming something else.
No he said just let him be in my custody. I would address you all by 11am .

Hmmm.40 strokes.For just one person.Haba.Hope it's not a plot to kill him off to please our Chief priest.This man though!
Well if the governor feels an offender should be whipped.So be it.All we stand for at Jerusalem fm is justice and nothing more!.Yes he has been brought forward to be whipped and he seem to be taking the whips with so much determination..I hope he is able to take 40 though.It seem everybody around here actually wants more than just beating we shall see.
Now at 12 and still counting..
The man seem to not be able to bear it anymore but he just keeps looking at the crowd.And he seem to gain some energy from looking at them.But maybe he doesn't know that they all want him dead including me.I simply want justice and I guess we are having a dose of it.
Okay number 20 and now he is rolling the floor. But this soldiers are brutal.40 is 40! No turning back

Hmmm..In pilâtes words 'I have tried this man and have found no offense in him'.
Hmm.I guess he should be released too with that but the governor has charged him with with seem like a disturbance of social peace.And for that he has been ordered to be whipped.But how many stroked...? The man clears his throat."this man although not guilty after my questioning has been ordered to be whipped 40 times by a brave Roman soldier

Yes inside news reaching us that Pilate asked the man some questions and he refused to answer him.Hope this Jesus is not trying to form stubborn. Doesn't he know with just a word pilate can free him? Well maybe he is even ready to die.I guess he is on some suicide mission.
Okay end of chat... Here is pilate coming to address us.The whole city is filled to its brim with people.Great, young and old. Even the chief priest we only see on sabbaths is here.Everyone is eager to here the judgement.Hope we have justice after all.There must be something special about this Jesus.It's getting more interesting
We would know soon I guess.
Yes the governor is here.Let's here him speak.

Hmmm..The moments get hotter.The governor seem to be having a chat with this Jesus.I hope the man is not trying to bribe pilate.Hmmm.I know he won't bulge.Pilate!

We are here at the the palace of Pontius Pilate and the hearings is about to begin.
The question in the mouth of people today is Why must this Jesus be arrested, hated and I even heard someone spat on him.Some say it's some old prophecy, others feels it's just an update old tradition that has been in practice that someone be killed for the sins of the whole country.Some think he really has to die to stop all his junky messages.Some even said he would prefer him bring crucified.
Well.This is Jerusalem fm and we only disseminate news we are certain of... You can keep tune and don't touch that dial.

Yes he has been captured by the pharisees... For which offense exactly? I guess we are all yet to find out.In fact everybody is yet to know.But somebody said he has been charged with impersonation.Impersonating? As who? They also said he has been Impersonating as God and has claim to build the great temple of Jerusalem in 3 days.
Well I guess that's quite huge an offense.
Well its 7:44 already and he has since dawn being sent down to the Roman governor Pontius pilate for better questioning and we hope the who Jerusalem would stay tuned to hear what our revered governor has to say.I guess the man would fair enough to hear both sides of the story.I guess he would.He should.Yeah it also got to our notice that he has been sent to our own traditional ruler king herod and the king had nothing to say. Well what more can we expect... All power belong to Rome.Let's wait for the complete gist.Don't miss out

But the new reaching us now is that.He has being captured after being betrayed by one of His disciples.Judas who happens to be his treasurer too.

At about midnight yesterday the great preacher Jesus Christ of Nazareth, who also doubles as the great physician and has claimed to be the God's incarnate and has proven that to us with impeccable evidence what he is what he really is... Some people even said he raised their dead and others claimed he opened their blind eyes.

Reporting live from Jerusalem fm.
Here is Atunde folajimi.
And with me is an innumerable company of people I can't categorically mention today.
Pls stay tuned.

It's good Friday and I would be taking us through a 12 hour event before crucifixion in the evening...
CC;OAM4J
CC:Lalasticlala

That's how somebody won't observe this holiday because he committed a crime by being a medical student.
#medicalstudentlife

3 mentally unstable patients have been in a centre for over a year and the consultant want to assess their sanity level . He drew a door on the wall and asked them to open the door. Two out of three stood up and started struggling with the drawn door knob over two hours while the remaining one just sat down looking at them. The consultant thought he was getting better, so he asked him why he didn't join them, he laughed and said he's the one with the key that the other two are insane that how can they open a door without key and will open it when they are tired of struggling with the door.
The consultant just started laughing and exited the building shaking his head..
Lool.. Don't laugh alone..

I hope they do something about this tho.Its not funny anymore..

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."





Happy Sunday

Advice to Girls that bleach. If on the judgement day,your face does not match with the one on Angel Gabriel's laptop. Don't argue. Just go to hell.. Have a laughter filled evening

Last batch.. Still in med schoo tho

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