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Politics / Re: God Has Departed From Wike’ – Primate Ayodele by lukui: 1:47am On Dec 16, 2023
Dey play, even a neonate knows politicians don't worship God or play by our rules.


Don't be surprised if he keeps soaring high.

Those guys are evil!
Politics / Re: NNPC Delegates Meet Anambra State Government Over Natural Gas In The State (pics by lukui: 1:43am On Dec 16, 2023
Chetas81:
AVENUE FOR THIS GUYS TO KILLED THEIR SELF MORE


Or go to B*AFRA!
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Return To Lagos, Abduct Two, Demand N500m Ransom by lukui: 1:41am On Dec 16, 2023
Don't abuse Sanwo Olu


May be his statement was made to flush them out


Revere psychology

!
Health / Re: The 10 Most Abused Drugs In Africa by lukui: 1:31am On Dec 16, 2023
One of the bad quotes I learnt from NAIRALAND


EVEN IF DEVIL SMOKED A TRAILER LOAD OF WEED, HE CANNOT BECOME THE MOST HIGH!


GOOD MORNING!
Romance / Re: Indecent Dressing By Ladies Seen Everywhere On The Streets This Yule Tide! (Pic) by lukui: 2:20am On Dec 13, 2023
I miss the north

It was when I saw women in the market that I knew I am in the south.

You can spend months in the north , without hardly seeing any woman or naked woman
Politics / Re: Senators Under Pressure To Pass 2024 Budget Without Scrutiny - Sahara Reporters by lukui: 2:21am On Dec 06, 2023
Jagaban himself

You are checking today's date on your phone

Tinubu is already in 2024,


You are shouting budget, budget, budget,

Jagaban is thinking about snatching Kano and winning 2027.


Like Yoruba proverb "iya n ronu Omo n roka, irony opapo!"

Art of war : NEVER LET THE ENEMY SEE YOU COMING, BE STEALTH AND DEADLY, THE UNSEEN PUNCH HURTS THE MOST!"


#ITISWELL!
Politics / Re: Full Details Of The 2024 Budget by lukui: 2:14am On Dec 06, 2023
Relooted funds

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Celebrities / Re: HISTORY: How OLIVER DE Coque's Most Kept Secret Took Him To An Early Grave As by lukui: 2:09am On Dec 06, 2023
RIP

THE KING OF HIGHLIFE

GOOGLE CELEBRATED HIM POST HUMOURSLY SOME YEARS AGO I THINK 2021



WE DONT VALUE OUR PEOPLE TILL THEY DIE!

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Education / Re: Frustration, Mass Resignation Have Hit Public Varsities – ASUU Tells Tinubu by lukui: 2:02am On Dec 06, 2023
Brain drain is affecting almost all the sectors, many with talents and skills are leaving novices behind

I went to a computer shop today to repair a computer, the boss was scolding his apprentices, they misbehaved.

The guy na one In a million

And I am very sure it's almost like that for every sector, the old and knowledgeable are either dying or JAPAing to greener pastures

Nobody wants to die in this sh*t hole

God bless Nigeria! #itiswell!
Education / Re: Frustration, Mass Resignation Have Hit Public Varsities – ASUU Tells Tinubu by lukui: 1:59am On Dec 06, 2023
Xscape1993:
Their president can be employed as one of the lecturers.

Make him dey teach students BALABLU?


ARE YOU K*DDING? LOL!

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Phones / Re: Just Landed,phone Deal In Bulk And Unit by lukui: 1:52am On Dec 06, 2023
How much

Post the price list or pictures or your contact or whatsapp
Politics / Re: Poverty Rate In Nigeria By Region (NBS 2023) by lukui: 1:50am On Dec 06, 2023
You don't even need calculators

How many businesses are around you and who owns them?

Ibo, Hausa or Yoruba guys?

Then that will answer your question easily.

As for poverty rate, poverty is a mind set not a disease.

Tell Yoruba guys to stop collecting certificates and ending up jobless or doing Yahoo Yahoo

Tell Hausa guys to stop doing begging and child ridicule

Tell Ibo guys to stop shouting Biafra, everytime they can do something to make positive change

#itiswell!
Romance / Re: Google Is Spying More Than You Know (pics) by lukui: 9:51am On Dec 03, 2023
Download PERSON OF INTEREST and you will see the evils of AI


#ITISWELL!
Health / Re: Patients Groan Over Rising Cost Of Drugs by lukui: 9:37am On Dec 03, 2023
Globally there is inflation, high cost of goods and services

And most of our drugs are not locally produced, they need dollars to purchase them,
The govt too is not doing enough or due diligence to the drug manufacturers by giving them enabling environment

I know a network marketing drug company that rakes in trillions of dollars from Nigeria back to her parent countries, south africa and USA simply because we have underdeveloped and retrogressed our medical sector, her name is NEOLIFE!


DONT ALSO FORGET THE ISSUE OF BRAIN DRAIN(JAPA)

#itiswell!
Business / Re: Nigerians Lament As Banks Slash Withdrawal Limits Ahead Of Christmas by lukui: 9:30am On Dec 03, 2023
I went to buy food this morning, I asked the pos guy does he has cash, he said no

The woman selling stuff said she doesn't take transfer,

I had to trek kilometers to buy food chop


Welcome to Nigeria

It wasn't oyinbo that spoilt our country, we spoilt her ourselves!

#itiswell!
Programming / Re: Need A Fiverr Account by lukui: 8:02am On Dec 02, 2023
How much will you pay?
Politics / Re: Moment Northern Elders Agreed To Divide Nigeria Makes Waves Amid Biafra Agitatio by lukui: 7:57am On Dec 02, 2023
Dey play

You want to divide the only factory or company or money making business that they built?

Are you joking?

At the end of every month they all carry their beggar bowls to Abuja in babariga to collect their own share of the national cake

And you are here typing sh*t!

They didn't develop their regions
Instead they underdeveloped her,

How is it possible for them to split? Impossible

Corruption is the only glue that is binding us together in Nigeria

Wlecome to Nigeria #itiswell!

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Business / Re: Banks Fear Rush As CBN Threatens To Bar Customers Without BVN, NIN By April by lukui: 7:40am On Dec 02, 2023
I know many fat bank accounts without bvn
Just do paddy paddy with the manager and you will be cashing out everyday

The law is for the poor people

Na poor man EFCC dey catch

Last last EFCC too go collect him share!

Welcome to Nigeria!
Politics / Re: Enugu Community Youths Beg Govt For Development by lukui: 1:12am On Dec 02, 2023
Abi

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Business / Re: The Increase In Hotels Is Killing Southeast Economy by lukui: 12:17am On Nov 29, 2023
Continue to develop other places and be abandoning your region

Well-done !

Later they will be telling us they are going to Biafra
Crime / Re: NDLEA Destroys 15.7 Tonnes Of Illicit Drugs In Kano by lukui: 12:01am On Nov 29, 2023
Headquarters
Properties / Re: Why Builders, Developers And Real Estate Agents In Lagos Are In Trouble by lukui: 9:57pm On Nov 26, 2023
Don't mind them jawe, na our papa money they used to build Lagos!


Lol!
Politics / Re: Obijackson Single Handedly Turning His Town Okija To City(photos) by lukui: 9:52pm On Nov 26, 2023
Nice
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Chief Rabbi Compares Africans To Monkeys (video) by lukui: 9:38pm On Nov 21, 2023
The best of you are those who are pious

The Holy Prophet was Arabian, his muaddin Bilal was a black from Africa, Ethiopia

What God looks at is your heart not your skin colour!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Are Muslim Countries Not Willing To Accept Palestinian Refugees? by lukui: 6:28am On Nov 21, 2023
Apart from foreign influence by us backed isreal or isreal backed us, they Muslim countries have very weak foreign policies in terms of diplomacy .

1. They are afraid of USA/isreal influence

2. There is war in almost everywhere right now and many countries economies are at the brink. Some are even in recession

3. Normally they supposed to welcome them with open hands but there are two cadres in Islam, shia and sunni, once you align with one side, he other side will hate you, so you have to picky with who you support

Iran is 98% shia and they have got fxxxking money, rumours have it that they are the one funding hamas

So that is why many of the sunni states are refraining from supporting them. Don't forget that mother Saudi Arabia sunni, is in close ties with america, their oil company Aramco was jointly owned by both Saudi and America


So in summary it's an issue of both INTEREST (selfish interest like our politicians in Nigeria) and influence (who you like and who you support!

#itiswell!
Travel / Re: Massive Rainfall And Storm Hits Dubai UAE (pics/video) by lukui: 5:45am On Nov 21, 2023
Climate change

There was snow in Sahara desert last year too!

We all should watch our ways and save the planet!
Health / Re: Help! My Brother Has Sickle Cell by lukui: 7:00pm On Nov 16, 2023
Nigeria has the highest number of sicke cell patients in the world

Simply because most parents don't check their blood group or genotype when they want to k**ck,

Thats one of the "why" Abiku (like JP Clark and Wole Soyinka) said in their poems Though spirits too dey don't be confused but way way back them nobody checked their blood groups!

As for living with sicko, there is a hospital now in Lagos where they successively do it's surgery and the patient will live and survive

Sickle cell is a disease

And Prophet Muhammad SAW said there is no disease without cure except death

But if you dont have money for the surgery, you can eat well and rest well and live a happy life


#itiswell!

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Politics / Re: Bandits Burn Farms In Niger State, Impose ₦30M Levy Each, Drop Phone Number by lukui: 4:53pm On Nov 15, 2023
It's not only nin that the phone number is linked to

The phone numbers are linked to "YOU KNOW WHO! " too

Welcome to Nigeria

You will just be explaining tire!

#itiswell!
Business / Re: Old Naira Notes Remain Legal Tender Indefinitely – CBN by lukui: 11:32pm On Nov 14, 2023
Nothing new about it, those working in the banks too know the meaning of the word " December" in the Nigerian calendar. The way they will be looking for cash, they will even want to rob you if you are passing jejely on the road for cash.

Thats why I love hausa guys, most of them dont use banks, they just open accounts there for opening sake!!


Stupid banks

If you pass in their front, some of them will debit you!
#itiswell!

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