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Health / Re: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by Lvgirl: 4:14pm On Jun 09, 2023
smalldivk111:
What might be wrong?

Since October last year when I bleeped one my girl my dvck has never been the same

Blisters has now become part the of my dvck
I was ashamed to visit the hospital and was rubbing funbact a on it….. the funbact clears the blister but just temporarily

After then someone prescribed a drug for me which I used it, it cleared the blisters but after a while they resurface but not like the first time…. the blister will grow then pus will on be coming out of the blisters on my scrotal sack and my penis

Mehn I’m so boxed up on what to do right now can’t even have s.x with my girl for some months now cuz I’m scared I minght infect her

So inconvenienced as the pus is afflicted with pains im experiencing pains on my divk and then can’t even relax properly most times

Is showing as its going but the pains I’m experiencing now is out of this earth I regret doing that shit

Please what should I do?



Yoruba people call it Atosi


I don forget the medical name for it
Romance / Re: Quick Ejaculation ( I Am About To Lose My Relationship by Lvgirl: 8:17pm On Jun 07, 2023
Jayzx:
Hello guys I don't want to bore you with long stories. I need advice and solution. I do erect when I am with my partner but release everything in minutes even before entering the place. She has been complaining about this recently I do my best to ensure long erection. I have done some medical test which comes clean.
I will be in the comment session for solution, advice and recommendations
Note: I get erect very fast but with little romance I release before even entering the place




Your diet



Your diet



Your diet

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Romance / Re: Help!She is pregnant! by Lvgirl: 10:36am On Jun 07, 2023
RoadMozart:


Make she born first. E dey possible make e No be me
.
.



Una plenty do am

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Romance / Re: Please Is It Good To Pay Your Wife Commission On The Car She Bought by Lvgirl: 9:20am On Jun 07, 2023
Whizzy080:
Hello house! I have a very serious problem here
End of last year i lost my job, got another one on February this year but the paying wasn't enough..i and my woman thought about it. We suggest i should get a car and start bolt to also give me time for our new born kid, i bought the car toyota corolla but unfortunately bolt wasn't doing well in my state
Small money i have I've been using it to maintain the car since it was Nigerian used and also buy things for the house
Something happen this morning, his brother wanted to travel to Lagos yesterday despite not having fuel due to recent fuel hike i manage to take him to the aktc park but he misses the bus because it was late already i bought the ticket and told him to try and come go early, this morning he came to the house instead of going to the park and i told him to pay less than 500 to the park instead of having to buy 3k fuel only for trip of 500 naira
While on his way his sister called that i shouldn't touch the car again that if I do God will punish me that since we bought the car i was supposed to be paying her that she's going to sale the car and recover her money. I've already made up my mind not to use the car again but I'm done with her
I'm wondering, was it wise/right to be paying her commission?
Please my elders should advice
Thanks




Ibo women raised in village can be very dangerful
It's Ur plight
Why not pursue that bastard and have peace
Romance / Re: Help!She is pregnant! by Lvgirl: 9:18am On Jun 07, 2023
RoadMozart:
In as much as she wasn't raped, she should be able to locate the owner of the pregnancy.

But na 100kg she carry put for chest ooo





Na this guy give am belle .....read his comment carefully

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Romance / Re: Help!She is pregnant! by Lvgirl: 9:16am On Jun 07, 2023
ahnie:
It is with heavy heart I m bringing this here,this lady I have bn catering for her for some months now, everytime she passes by,I make sure I give her meals n lil stipends.

She's not violent,she's calm and goes about harmlessly without hurting anybody or erratic as most **special persons*are known to act.

She do normally goes to a certain river to bathe unclad,wash her clothes,then puts them on,when she's coming back she's either with a gallon of water placed on her head or the clothes she washed.

I was surprised seeing her yesterday with protruding stomach,I believed she didn't got her self pregnant or the pregnancy just fell on her.


So I m asking,what's so special in a **special persons body*that a man will be wicked enough to get her pregnant?
How do the men that sleeps with them even attain erection?


I took this pics of her weeks ago,I never knew she was even pregnant cry,maybe I was too busy to notice as my intention was to give her her usual then face my hustle.



Na wa for u
So u don't want this woman to born
Haa why na
She decided not to be a feminist

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Politics / Re: Ifa Backs Subsidy Removal, Predicts Better Future — Traditionalists by Lvgirl: 9:13am On Jun 07, 2023
That odu is otura meji

Can they explain to us where that 13th principal odu dictates/ advise about subsidy

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Romance / Re: Post A Pic Of Ya Room by Lvgirl: 10:51am On Jun 06, 2023
Failure2019:




You're gei


Gerraouttahere fâggot



Gaybrel u r sighted
Romance / Re: Post A Pic Of Ya Room by Lvgirl: 10:36am On Jun 06, 2023
Failure2019:


You're the gei one


Why using a female moniker??



I am loosing patient with u
ARE YOU MAN FUCKEr OR NOT

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Romance / Re: Post A Pic Of Ya Room by Lvgirl: 8:38am On Jun 06, 2023
Failure2019:



Are you a bish??


Pls answer my question. I am gaybrel tormentor.
I don't want to torment a wrong person. Are you gay? Can I start tormenting you please only if you are Angel Gaybrel
Romance / Re: Post A Pic Of Ya Room by Lvgirl: 2:26pm On Jun 05, 2023
Failure2019:
Mine



Someone said to me that you are gaybrel
Romance / Re: Know What You Want; Men Are Time Wasters by Lvgirl: 6:42am On Jun 05, 2023
Prettygirl200:
Know what you want, six months is long enough for a guy to know you and for you to know a guy and determine or define what u want in that relationship, relationship isn't marriage that you should be with a guy for three to four years doing what exactly? Fucking you continuously for these number of years? These men are time wasters they know you are in your prime and will use sweet word's to keep you in their nest, milking you dry why preparing to get married to another.

Dear ladies it's called relationship, dating which simply means getting to know each other. Six months is enough for you guys to know each other and determine if the guy is ready to marry you or not. Don't waste all of your prime with one man that doesn't deserve you and when he's tired of eating you will quickly go Marry another lady and you will be left heartbroken. These things are the reasons we have so many women that broken 💔 out there because they gave one man their best years which was wasted and ended up not yielding anything.
You should be counting years in marriage not relationships, your prime is the best time to build yourself, if you want to abstain from relationship do that, but if you must date, your dating period shouldn't exceed six months, that's a whole lot of time to know the kind of guy you are with.

Also remember during dating or relationships you are single, you owe no man your loyalty untill you are married to him. You can only be loyal to a man you are very very sure is loyal to you if not, you owe no man any loyalty, you are open to any other relationships. Dating a guy for too long won't make him marry you or take you serious, they will only sleep with you when they get tired they discard you, come online and call you names, you are beautiful ❤️ you don't deserve such men. Please Ladies I know we are emotional beings but it's good you date with your head, and not your emotions it has left a lot of ladies broken,know what you want.

MEN ARE TIME WASTERS!!!!



In other claims this can work but in Nigeria its a no no no six months is not enough to know an average Nigerian girl. Remember Nigeria girls can pretend, once they start hurrying u then you should know there is danger. Sandra nearly lure me into marriage that year whereas she was actively hoeing in the hood. Men pls five years is okay or else u will marry Sandra

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Romance / Re: 12 June - Happy Birthday Ubunja by Lvgirl: 6:00pm On Jun 04, 2023
So ubunja still dey this Naira land



It's time we appreciate this man

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Politics / Re: Five Things You Need To Know About Fuel Subsidy Removal by Lvgirl: 5:09pm On Jun 04, 2023
solmusdesigns:
Imagine if a kind woman like Bovas gets lisence to import fuel and sell at good price



Bovas is the best anywhere

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Romance / Hook Up App by Lvgirl: 12:13pm On Jun 01, 2023
Bro bro kindly share hook up app with me .
I want to check sontin
Romance / Re: "I Rejected Suitors": 123-Year-Old Virgin Searching For Perfect Man Seeks Love by Lvgirl: 6:49pm On May 28, 2023
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Has Ass Worshiping Fetish. by Lvgirl: 4:47pm On May 26, 2023
Omihanifa:
You know whether nah wetin be him source of wealth be that.



Thanks to Nollywod

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some People Always Over Keep Low Profile?? by Lvgirl: 11:08am On May 26, 2023
Borntosmoke:
I have this my friend, I don't know how he live his life. When he graduated, he doesn't share to people, dont even post it on WhatsApp status for people to rejoice with him. Now, he is currently doing nysc, nobody knows he is doing nysc. He doesn't post pictures. The stupid thing about him. He can post music videos or another thing on is Whatsapp status. I see this as selfishness. Why are some people like this. If you want to keep low profile, keep low profile with sense. At least let people know about some of your achievement, I'm not saying you should broadcast all your achievements, you don't where your helper may come from. May be through your WhatsApp contacts or social media



Your friend is like me. I carry olosho secretly .no one's knows about it. It's that wonderful

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Romance / Re: Help! I Saw My Pastor In A Dating App On by Lvgirl: 11:06am On May 26, 2023
DCmaverick:
I was going through a dating app looking for girls around me to hookup with, all of a sudden i saw my pastor there. I jus couldn't believe it cus he is a man of God and he is happily married . So i dnt knw what he is doing there or is he preaching the gospel to all those unbelievers there



Bro give me the app where men of god Bleep righoustly
NYSC / Re: "I Came, I Saw And I'm Coming Back Home Intact" - 'virgin Corper' Celebrates. by Lvgirl: 8:19pm On May 25, 2023

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Romance / Re: Tosin Ojutalayo And Andrew Odong Married In France (Photos) by Lvgirl: 5:23pm On May 24, 2023
God1000:
They are both sick


Homosexuals and lesbians disgust me, such Occidental lifestyle is alien to us in Africa

It is ungodly, unholy, immoral, unconscionable, objectionable and aberration



I have come up with a plan.
We should have them removed by unnatural means. They are simply disaster

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Politics / Re: Refineries: How Dangote Group Was Chased Away From Rivers – Bobmanuel by Lvgirl: 9:14am On May 24, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:

https://dailypost.ng/2023/05/22/refineries-how-dangote-group-was-chased-away-from-rivers-bobmanuel/?amp=1




The same thing happened when he wanted to locate the refinery in Ogun state.
Then Gov Amosun never agree with him
He made huge personal demands from Dangote
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience With A Lady I Hired And Fired Last Week by Lvgirl: 8:28am On May 23, 2023
EmekaStanley:
I hired a lady last week Monday and fired her on Friday same week. I concluded she was not ready yet.

This lady came almost 2 hours late for interview without communicating her reason. If she was going to be late, she should inform the interviewer. Red flag.

I ignored that and decided to proceed with the interview. I decided not to conclude on her based on the interview outcome. I love giving people chances.

I offered her the job, she was excited. She was sent an offer letter which she accepted. On resumption date, this lady came late for work. First day at work. I was like 'Is this 24 year old lady innocently naïve or what?".

On Friday last week, this lady came to work by 10.55am. He work time is 8.00am, and she is an office admin. I was on my seat and sighted her walking in, I had to call her and told her to go back home, and that was it.

By the way, she lives like 15 minutes away from the office, and her route is always against traffic.

I wouldn't know when she resumed from Tuesday to Thursday because I came quite late on those days due to field engagements. When I resumed, I met her sleeping twice. After that, she abandoned her work and stepped out to answer a phone call for almost 1 hour.

My experience with this lady made me understand that a lot of people looking for work are not ready for/to work.

ES



Did you notice her dressing ? She is not there to work. She is there to become Oga girlfriend.
There are several of them.

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Food / Re: List Of South African Foods by Lvgirl: 6:27pm On May 22, 2023
Samantha124:
One nairalander asked that I post about South African foods and I thought since I now have all the time to myself, let me do it now before something comes up.

mariahAngel, food is ready... grin grin grin


1. Samp and beans. You can either choose to eat it as it is, or you can add some lamb or beef stew on the side, even chicken stew... Personally I prefer beef stew because I don't eat lamb.



This is what they eat to get those big yansh
I see now...
I Bleep nonsense for there body that year
Romance / Re: Man Rejects His Wife-to-be Three Days Traditional Marriage by Lvgirl: 6:24pm On May 22, 2023
How will I know the cause of this problem
You should ask those two folks that were doing amebo. They should know
Romance / Re: What I Saw On Codedruns Hook Up Site by Lvgirl: 4:31pm On May 22, 2023
KingDash09:
Toto don cheap sotay them dey price am..



My brother my friend even told me I no sabi price market. He say na 8k I suppose pay.
Olosho dey cheap if you book them on Monday
No rushing


Na weekends them dey cost pass
Romance / Re: What I Saw On Codedruns Hook Up Site by Lvgirl: 1:24pm On May 22, 2023
mmadu5:
Hmmm these girls thinks money is plugged from trees . How can a below average looking girl expect any guy to pay 50k 100k for short time .Is the pussy made of Gold? I wonder if anyone actually pay that much for a short time . It makes no sense atall just waste of money in this hard economy.

And they are mostly girls that stay in a brothel . Dirty ugly things



You can price them

The last girl I Bleep there wrote 50k
We ended up with 11k
Religion / Re: I Cautioned My Pastor To Stop Mounting Marriage Pressure On Today by Lvgirl: 8:09am On May 19, 2023
Saviola86:
So today I had to call my resident pastor to order.

I am a 30yrs old guy and in a relationship with a lovely lady of 25. It's been 6 good years together building and improving ourselves.

I come from a family where nobody mounts pressure on anybody especially on marriage issue. My parents are so liberal that they trust our judgements and allow us to marry from anywhere we find love despite fact that we are igbos.

I and my fiancee have been through different stages of life because she was 19 when we met, I was a dead broke ass graduate then without a job and still going from one interview to the other. I was so broke that my young fiancee then was the one giving me money to go for the interviews (she was running her mom's store then). Aside that she would bring food and sometimes get me clothes. When I say I was broke, I mean totally broke

God did it I secured a job of 60k a month and a year later got a more improved job of 100k. I don't drink and don't spend recklessly, I was able to save and began a POS business which my fiancee 20yrs as at then was running for me in her mom's store while I was working. To Cut long story short, my fiancee is in her 300L now in school while I have ventured into other business and I can say I make about 500k monthly combined.

On reason why I caution my pastor, in church I am one of the youth leaders and a key figure and most of my friends or mate in the ministry are married and my resident pastor took it upon herself to always use me for jokes or call my name from the alter to go and marry.

You'd here bro sososo go and marry and the congregation will laugh, during meeting you will hear word like don't be like bro sososo who wants to become a grandpa bachelor.

Once any member marries you will hear bro sososo we are waiting ooooo.

Like I don't find that funny, she is mounting unnecessary pressure on me which I don't like. Will she be the one to take care of my family?

Sometimes she goes as far as introducing a sister in the church to me.

So today I had enough, called her after service and told her my mind. I know she will feel disappointed but for my mental health I needed to put a stop to that rubbish.

My friends in church are married and to be sincere they look like shadow of themselves.

My fiancee is in school, she was there with me during tough times, she built and grew with me and even in school she is also learning a trade and preparing for life after school. We agreed to marry immediately after she graduates (next year) and so far everything is going as planned




Give me Ur Pastor number
I wan tell her sontin
Romance / Re: I Am Really Confused by Lvgirl: 10:27am On May 18, 2023
Star4lyf:
Good day, my people. Pls I really need advice from u guys. I am 34 years plus, never been in a relationship. As a matter of fact, I am a virgin.
Presently, there is a particular family in which the mother wants me to date her daughter. I just lost my job,I don't have much of cash presently, and going into a relationship now, I am really confused. The girl is really into me. I really don't know if I should accept this. I am just confused.Ple help me out.



My brother pls start with ashawo first 1k per round. That is where we great men all started from. They will teach you the basics. What do I mean. After smiling with you outside she will start shouting at u inside to do fast. Some will call u dog. It's all good , we all pass thru it. After u are done for like 3years then u can start dating secondary sch girls . This one's will teach you patience cos of too much drama. After this university girls , this one's will teach u how to spot a liar. This will happen after you have been.lied to several times. Then single mothers, this one comes with entitlement mentality. After all this process you will be qualified for married/dating Nigeria girls.
After marriage please proceed to older women. This should happen after many years of marriage. They are the PENCOM of dating. A very sure and reliable retirement plan for every dude.

I wish u all the best

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Forum Games / Re: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by Lvgirl: 10:19am On May 18, 2023
IyaTola:
angry



I know u r jelouse
Okay I will carry only u.
I want Ur big pussi

But I can't finish the whole money on u in one day. It will take me nothing less than 25 years to spend all on u.
Romance / Re: Did The Coconut Hit His Head ? (photo) by Lvgirl: 11:10pm On May 17, 2023
Preciousgirl:
Analysts, come and explain. Did the coconut hit his head or not? Explain your answer



The man is waiting bin anticipation

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Forum Games / Re: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by Lvgirl: 11:08pm On May 17, 2023
IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?



I will carry you for TDB.
You and all your friends.
I will fuk Una shege
Then share the money for you people

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