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Literature / Re: Ikenna Igwe Shares Horror Experiences In A Face-me-i-face-you Building by maadman: 9:44pm On Aug 04, 2018
I just bought and read the book..dark river of yesterday.. A must read. Online on okada books.. Hilarious.

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Literature / Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by maadman: 8:31pm On Jul 12, 2018
Welcome eze2000. I bought and read the part 2 on okada books. Keep it up.
Politics / Re: Faure Gnassingbe Visits President Buhari In Katsina State (photos) by maadman: 9:03pm On Jun 29, 2018
.. Faure is not married but has about 6 children from different women...
Fashion / Re: Female Corper's Amazing Weight Loss After 7 Months Fitness Journey by maadman: 8:39am On May 12, 2018
No mind am.. Make she just confess say she don catch dat tin (1+7=8's)... How and why she come follow change colour? We know why they all do during the National Year for Sex and Comfort...
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by maadman: 8:03pm On May 03, 2018
sheikshegetto:
His companions on the other hand must have attached my look to the pap filled pot bellied mongrel they saw a few weeks before cos they did not know who I was.

Mhen, this part has cracked me up so bad I'm in tears .. In fact bordering on derelicts of laughter.. Wonderful job, excellent marvelous mind and writing. Keep it up.
NB.. I won't mind paying for the full story.

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Literature / Re: BISI - The Other Woman (SHORT) By Jon Doe by maadman: 5:16pm On Feb 01, 2018
Oga just2day... Pls continue.. I don't really like suspense.. Keep up d good work
Politics / Re: Kogi Government Extends Curfew, Residents React by maadman: 1:30pm On Nov 10, 2017
BlowBack:
I have never seen a more useless and non-contributing corner of Nigeria like Okene.

To make matters worse, rather than tap into the advantages that a federal Road linking the south to the north (and the only viable and most pliable route), the people of Okene have constituted themselves as a nuisance to motorists and commuters plying through Okene.

The level of harassment, roadblocks by miscreants, armed robbery and now kidnapping that occurs on that route makes the Okene axis of the Lokoja Rd, the most dangerous highway in Nigeria second only to Maiduguri routes.


If these louts who have nothing but a federal Road passing through their God foreskin slum town can be so emboldened to harass commuters and motorists what would have been the case if they were from the oil rich Niger Delta?

The Federal Govt should urgently consider an alternative route bypassing that criminal enclave and consider also granting Okene independence (whether they like it or not) and fencing them off with a 25ft concrete wall guarded 24/7 by armed guards.

Okene and Ebira people no get head.

If you think I am talking trash, ask around and you will find out that not a day passes without at least 3-4 commercial buses being robbed or their occupants kidnapped. These Ebira criminals will even settle for 20k and if you don't have money they will recycle you into ritual raw material. Am not making this up. In the entire Kogi only that useless town with their delinquent population are the problem. Travel through Igala land - no problem. Travel through Okun land - no problem. Travel through Bassa-Nga land - no problem. But when you dare pass that useless desolate godforesaken Okene - you must encounter one or two rubbish.

The same Okene is the most southern garrison of Boko Haram and there are documented cases of Ebira idiots joining BH just like Kabiru Sokoto who happens to be Ebira but claims Sokoto for that was were he did his almajiri education. Even during the previous Jos crisis, two bus loads of Ebira touts were intercepted on their way to Jos armed with dangerous weapons. When interrogated they said they were on a mission to revenge fulani killings by Berom people. If there ever was a slave and wannabe Ab0ki it is the most useless Ebira people.

Any Ebira idiot who quotes me, know that your mate dey farm csssava for delta.

Idiots

** ol boy, u harsh o! Even if ur write up is filled with hate and anger I must admit that u do have valid pints, truths and make sense.
My wife is ebira but that's just it for her n her family. They were born elsewhere and have lived same.
There really needs to be a mental reset in that land.

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Politics / Re: If You Could Exchange Your Governor For Another Governor, Who Would It Be? by maadman: 7:33pm On Nov 02, 2017
Wheelbarrow Ortom for Elrufai

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Business / Re: Aishah Ahmad: Profile Of The CBN Deputy Governor by maadman: 9:25pm On Oct 05, 2017
1976.. Wow. I'm too old.

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Politics / Re: Imo Isemin Is Dead (Former Akwa Ibom First Lady) by maadman: 6:36pm On Sep 23, 2017
Redoil:
All men must die
Varlia magulis..
Rip

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Wife Committing Adultery With A Neighbor’s Husband by maadman: 11:11pm On Jul 18, 2017
All I can say is I'm sorry man.. Ur story broke me... Don't ave any advice.. Maybe u shd try God.
Family / Re: Dead Man Grabs Brother’s Hands In Mortuary In Jos, Plateau State by maadman: 9:36pm On May 03, 2017
DID THE DEAD MAN REALLY GRAB HIS BROTHER'S HAND AT THE MORTUARY?:We were bombarded by reports on Monday that a corpse being prepared for burial suddenly held onto the brother's hand.It became a clear media issue creating apprehension across the land and so I decided to embark on my findings as to the veracity of the news.I will not disclose names but I went as close as possible to those involved. Choji had been a patient at the hospital battling chronic liver disease and eventually died a week ago and was put in the mortuary. He was said to have struggled before giving up life.When someone dies and his hands or any part of his body becomes stiff,it is called "RIGOR MOTIS". And that was exactly what happened in the case of Choji.Now on the day of burial, the family insisted on bathing the corpse which was championed by the brotherGyang.The clothes they brought to put on him did not enter because his hands were so stiff and the mortuary attendant told them its a peculiar case as such the cloth must be torn from one end so that the hand can go through but the brother didn't want the clothes tampered with and so put his hand through one end so as to pull out the hand but got stuck as the two hands could not come through and the brother out of fear uttered those words. At that point the mortuary attendant laughed and came by and told them that his earlier suggestion of tearing open the shirt from one end of the arm was the only option and that was done.They took the corpse for burial but were shocked to hear other reports. TANGURUNGUS...copied from FB courtesy Kenzie Ngupar.. A crack jos based journalist
Politics / Re: Business Card With The Title "Governor's Friend" Surfaces Online (Photos) by maadman: 10:35pm On Feb 22, 2017
...e don tey o!!..

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Literature / Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram Part 2....by Eze Eke by maadman: 8:35pm On Jan 24, 2017
King...u know I've got ur back anytime any day!!
Politics / Re: Photo Of Omoyele Sowore After His Release by maadman: 10:58pm On Jan 11, 2017
How Dis nwes take concern me? I still no fit afford 1 mudu of garri!!

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Literature / Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram Part 2....by Eze Eke by maadman: 7:23pm On Oct 30, 2016
Lalasticala..pls bring this to the front page pls. The writer and the story..just great. FP for those who don't know the part II and the book is out. Support intellectual development! Thanks
Literature / Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram Part 2....by Eze Eke by maadman: 7:11pm On Oct 26, 2016
I've not seen the post on ur blog...I've registered n I'm willing to pay for the story. Pls direct and guide. Or is it on okada books?
Literature / Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by maadman: 9:13pm On Oct 19, 2016
@Eze2000..I still dey wait o!!
Pets / Re: Any Cat Lovers Here On Nairaland?? by maadman: 7:11pm On Oct 19, 2016
The Himalayan cat..where can I get one pls?

Literature / Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by maadman: 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2016
1. Ezeh2000.. How long is d few days wait? Even Jesus said I will soon be back and its 2016 years after!
2. followers from Uganda wow..I'm impressed.
3. Is the part II the concluding part of this book?
4. Again, how long is soon?
Literature / Re: The Devil Who Loved Me (true Life Story) by maadman: 9:58pm On Oct 09, 2016
See egbon Foxyflow..I don dey tire o! Do quick dey update dis tory or I go vex wit u o!!
Family / Re: Sacked Banker’s Wife Gives Birth To Triplets In Kano - Punch by maadman: 10:35am On Oct 03, 2016
Luke, congrats my man.. Right from our days in Diamond Bank I've always been a stand up guy..it hurts why the banks shd treat u this way. Probably because of ur uncompromising stand and view of life. God will provide for the family. Ur next job I can assure u will shock the world! Congrats again!
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Affirms Yahaya Bello As Kogi Governor by maadman: 9:35pm On Sep 20, 2016
emmddy:
is a very simple judgement. it goes like this
if a man suppose to marry woman by 12pm and he die 7am same day of his wedding, can the woman share in the man properties?

this is the parable of kogi state judgement today

U may add..and the marriage rites have not been concluded / consummated...
Politics / Re: EFCC Traces Properties To Dudafa (Lagos & Bayelsa Properties) by maadman: 6:04pm On Sep 19, 2016
Not that I'm trying to defend theft but mennn..these guys (Peshie & co) are fools. They stole mindlessly, foolishly & kleptocratically. Everyone knows that Ibb, Abdulsalam & Obj stole like mad..but over the years its only farms that can be traced to them n nothing more. Their looted investments are held in trust by ppl like Adenuga, oba otudeko, dangote, tonimas, emeka Offor et al.. Nothing can be traced directly to them.. Unlike Madame hippo and friends..nonsence. He that is caught shd face the law..simple. After all na who dem catch na him be tif.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Writing Hobbies In CV by maadman: 7:16am On Sep 18, 2016
Please get your spellings right. What is hoobies?

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Literature / Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by maadman: 5:59am On Sep 17, 2016
Eze2000!!! I have even registered and paid money on okada books waiting for the part 2. I'm tired of waiting o!! Do something quickly.
U say ur waiting for info from the sambisa terrain ..that's bull. Is this not the work of fiction? If u watch and read news u will hear names like allamgro, benishiek, Bama and em likes.. Use those areas..u can also Google earth the area to get d feel.. I requested to contact u privately but u never responded.. Hence my public contact here. I'm still (like d game of thrones) waiting for the continuation..even if I have to pay for it... Make me proud.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Women Kneeling Before A White Man In Uganda. Photo Sparks Outrage by maadman: 10:45pm On Aug 15, 2016
I can see Musavini and Nkuruziza presidents of Uganda and Burundi sitting down.. So what's d buzz.. D white man is a man after all..and other women r standing behind. The ladies were kneeling for the great African leaders if u Ak me. Not for the white man.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Annuls Illegal Recruitments by maadman: 8:04pm On Aug 13, 2016
..the woman said Federal civil service not CBN, firs & immigration. This MDA's have their own separate recruitment arms not linked with the federal civil service commission.
And come to think of it, shebi its Nigerians that were employed? Why would they be sacked?

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Literature / Re: Rhoda by maadman: 6:49am On Aug 12, 2016
frozenfirenaija:
Thanks all will update tomorrow ooo

Oya, its tomorrow now..#update pls angry
Literature / Re: First Night by maadman: 1:02am On Aug 10, 2016
repogirl:


So, grand finale on Friday.

If only I know ur husband I'd kidnap him!..and the Ransome will be that u must complete the story b4 Friday... The suspense is killing me. Good job girl.

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Crime / Re: Photo Of The Man Who Raped His Mother In Edo After Beating His Parents Up by maadman: 1:53pm On Aug 09, 2016
..this animal dose not belong in prison. He should be remanded in ward 7 in a psychiatric hospital.

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