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I just bought and read the book..dark river of yesterday.. A must read. Online on okada books.. Hilarious. 1 Like |
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Welcome eze2000. I bought and read the part 2 on okada books. Keep it up. |
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.. Faure is not married but has about 6 children from different women... |
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No mind am.. Make she just confess say she don catch dat tin (1+7=8's)... How and why she come follow change colour? We know why they all do during the National Year for Sex and Comfort... |
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sheikshegetto: Mhen, this part has cracked me up so bad I'm in tears .. In fact bordering on derelicts of laughter.. Wonderful job, excellent marvelous mind and writing. Keep it up. NB.. I won't mind paying for the full story. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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Oga just2day... Pls continue.. I don't really like suspense.. Keep up d good work |
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BlowBack: ** ol boy, u harsh o! Even if ur write up is filled with hate and anger I must admit that u do have valid pints, truths and make sense. My wife is ebira but that's just it for her n her family. They were born elsewhere and have lived same. There really needs to be a mental reset in that land. 1 Like |
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Wheelbarrow Ortom for Elrufai 1 Like |
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1976.. Wow. I'm too old. 3 Likes 1 Share |
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Redoil:Varlia magulis.. Rip 2 Likes |
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All I can say is I'm sorry man.. Ur story broke me... Don't ave any advice.. Maybe u shd try God. |
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DID THE DEAD MAN REALLY GRAB HIS BROTHER'S HAND AT THE MORTUARY?:We were bombarded by reports on Monday that a corpse being prepared for burial suddenly held onto the brother's hand.It became a clear media issue creating apprehension across the land and so I decided to embark on my findings as to the veracity of the news.I will not disclose names but I went as close as possible to those involved. Choji had been a patient at the hospital battling chronic liver disease and eventually died a week ago and was put in the mortuary. He was said to have struggled before giving up life.When someone dies and his hands or any part of his body becomes stiff,it is called "RIGOR MOTIS". And that was exactly what happened in the case of Choji.Now on the day of burial, the family insisted on bathing the corpse which was championed by the brotherGyang.The clothes they brought to put on him did not enter because his hands were so stiff and the mortuary attendant told them its a peculiar case as such the cloth must be torn from one end so that the hand can go through but the brother didn't want the clothes tampered with and so put his hand through one end so as to pull out the hand but got stuck as the two hands could not come through and the brother out of fear uttered those words. At that point the mortuary attendant laughed and came by and told them that his earlier suggestion of tearing open the shirt from one end of the arm was the only option and that was done.They took the corpse for burial but were shocked to hear other reports. TANGURUNGUS...copied from FB courtesy Kenzie Ngupar.. A crack jos based journalist |
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...e don tey o!!.. 20 Likes
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King...u know I've got ur back anytime any day!! |
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How Dis nwes take concern me? I still no fit afford 1 mudu of garri!! 1 Like |
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Lalasticala..pls bring this to the front page pls. The writer and the story..just great. FP for those who don't know the part II and the book is out. Support intellectual development! Thanks |
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I've not seen the post on ur blog...I've registered n I'm willing to pay for the story. Pls direct and guide. Or is it on okada books? |
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@Eze2000..I still dey wait o!! |
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The Himalayan cat..where can I get one pls?
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1. Ezeh2000.. How long is d few days wait? Even Jesus said I will soon be back and its 2016 years after! 2. followers from Uganda wow..I'm impressed. 3. Is the part II the concluding part of this book? 4. Again, how long is soon? |
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See egbon Foxyflow..I don dey tire o! Do quick dey update dis tory or I go vex wit u o!! |
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Luke, congrats my man.. Right from our days in Diamond Bank I've always been a stand up guy..it hurts why the banks shd treat u this way. Probably because of ur uncompromising stand and view of life. God will provide for the family. Ur next job I can assure u will shock the world! Congrats again! |
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emmddy: U may add..and the marriage rites have not been concluded / consummated... |
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Not that I'm trying to defend theft but mennn..these guys (Peshie & co) are fools. They stole mindlessly, foolishly & kleptocratically. Everyone knows that Ibb, Abdulsalam & Obj stole like mad..but over the years its only farms that can be traced to them n nothing more. Their looted investments are held in trust by ppl like Adenuga, oba otudeko, dangote, tonimas, emeka Offor et al.. Nothing can be traced directly to them.. Unlike Madame hippo and friends..nonsence. He that is caught shd face the law..simple. After all na who dem catch na him be tif. |
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Please get your spellings right. What is hoobies? 1 Like |
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Eze2000!!! I have even registered and paid money on okada books waiting for the part 2. I'm tired of waiting o!! Do something quickly. U say ur waiting for info from the sambisa terrain ..that's bull. Is this not the work of fiction? If u watch and read news u will hear names like allamgro, benishiek, Bama and em likes.. Use those areas..u can also Google earth the area to get d feel.. I requested to contact u privately but u never responded.. Hence my public contact here. I'm still (like d game of thrones) waiting for the continuation..even if I have to pay for it... Make me proud. |
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I can see Musavini and Nkuruziza presidents of Uganda and Burundi sitting down.. So what's d buzz.. D white man is a man after all..and other women r standing behind. The ladies were kneeling for the great African leaders if u Ak me. Not for the white man. |
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..the woman said Federal civil service not CBN, firs & immigration. This MDA's have their own separate recruitment arms not linked with the federal civil service commission. And come to think of it, shebi its Nigerians that were employed? Why would they be sacked? 1 Like |
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repogirl: If only I know ur husband I'd kidnap him!..and the Ransome will be that u must complete the story b4 Friday... The suspense is killing me. Good job girl. 1 Like |
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..this animal dose not belong in prison. He should be remanded in ward 7 in a psychiatric hospital. |
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