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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 3:24pm On May 10, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Guy, go sitting room joor. U go get wine sip for fridge in da kitchen.... Feel at home. BT no keep gran waiting ooo. Melody nd Ella sef wan join u



Na wa oooo ...so na melody and Ella u want give visitor abi , I dey joint with * sunnepa * I Dey take the *Doro webo* against midnight show ..

Biko give melody my address oooo , becoz she go pay for u to delay the *konji* things ..
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 1:36pm On May 10, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Oh crap.....aiit. Neva mind....I will send my granny down to ur Syd 2 rub ur back nd grace ur bed. Watcha say?



Damn , WTF .... Is this ur ultimate relief

*Rage-mood*
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 1:33pm On May 10, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Hmmmmm. Dt feels so gud, honey bun, please......do not stop......oh yeah,, *Marvin gaye sexual healing playing on d stereo* uhnnnnnmmm.*gasping.......* hands move lower......... Holy crap!!! Someone's knocking at d door......shiitttttttt...





Yes .. Na me dey knock na , u dey delay things here I tell u say *konji* dey hold me and u say u get the relief !!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 1:32pm On May 10, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Hmmmmm. Dt feels so gud, honey bun, please......do not stop......oh yeah,, *Marvin gaye sexual healing playing on d stereo* uhnnnnnmmm.*gasping.......* hands move lower......... Holy crap!!! Someone's knocking at d door......shiitttttttt...



Yes .. Na me dey knock na , u dey delay things here I tell u say *konji* dey hold me and u say u get the relief !!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 1:24pm On May 10, 2016
okitaiji:
yea u ar right nd hot bath is d best option now *massage her from hair to neck, back, bum bum nd to her feet... she close her eyes nd whisper to me "baby pls dnt do dis to me" huuuh.. mmmm... yess... grab me tight nd say no... no.. no.... i dnt kno what happen to her again... Abeg mak nobody pee for hin body here oo LOLZZ... she will start massagin me too soon but let her catch breath small





chai , this guy sabi am ... Give us the scene 2 of this ... *smiles*
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 1:20pm On May 10, 2016
Primusinterpares:
My people... How una dey today?...



Personally , me just dey bored
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 1:17pm On May 10, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Just 2litres? Try 5 honey. If DT doesn't solve it..den holla me



I don take 5litres oooo .. Na piss piss I just dey since , abi shey u go come confirm am maybe I drank 5litres true true ..
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 12:38pm On May 10, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Konji ke Abeg anybody wey wan konji relief shud contact me....




Me need Relief badly now ... I dey catchy cold , I don take 2litres of tea sef .. Na still same answer
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 12:13pm On May 10, 2016
Guys , how Una dey oooo ... How weather for una side oooo .... Hope say *KONJI* no hold una for body ... Sha !!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 9:09am On May 10, 2016
CandiceJay:
Good morning to everyone


Yea.... Morning , Gracified ... Beauteous
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 8:47am On May 10, 2016
Good Morning ... *thrillest* how was ur night , splendid , huh ?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 11:15pm On May 09, 2016
suogal:

sure love, remember that although the goodies matter, its the tot that matters most. I wanna go to bed, would appreciate a massage




Babe... Ray don go buy ur goodies come and he fit tey ... *whispering* shey make I epp u with the massage ??
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 10:37pm On May 09, 2016
Sunnepa17:



Lolzz, d product D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ spintixy shop nah.
ℓ̊ will bring sum 2 camp 4u



*whispering* baba shey health format dey ground for deployment no place like home .. I go like come back to lasgidi jare ....
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 10:15pm On May 09, 2016
Sunnepa17:




Lol...it wunt nah ** doro webo will do d just if ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ gat no six packs**



U sure say that products exist sha , coz I dey market today .. I no see sumtin like that ooo !!

Person need buy back ups go that camp ooo make person no dey carry last oo ..
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 9:48pm On May 09, 2016
marvluv:

lols..some people prefer dat nah..I dey laff open all my 36 oo grin



U sure say ur teeth complete 36 .. U whey u gbadun chocolate pass the owner sef !!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 9:15pm On May 09, 2016
marvluv:
chai!!!.even dsame bathroom & toilet seff go make sense pass..
**I no talk anytin o** grin



Yeah , bathroom dey perfect .. Buh toilet dey stink
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 9:11pm On May 09, 2016
Sunnepa17:


Abi ooo, make nysc just troway we dat choose kaduna 2 Kaduna....camp go make sense eh...nah d same hall we go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ both males nd females



But we guys whey our 6packs never gather .. Hope we knw go get prob for hall ??

Note : I just dey hustle my packs ni o ....
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 7:54pm On May 09, 2016
teemakagu:
yea 50/50 woo.. anyways.... just hope 2 see u Guyz on d 21st



We will get there babe .. 21st !! So what hav u been doing since a.m , watching movies ??
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 7:28pm On May 09, 2016
teemakagu:
ok


Yeah .. + its 50/50 chance we might see , we hav to states in common
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 7:14pm On May 09, 2016
teemakagu:
kaduna, lagos, yobe and enugu ...nd u?



Rivers / enugu / kaduna / plateau
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 7:07pm On May 09, 2016
teemakagu:
tertiary grin.... make I check ur pic sef incase if I see u 4 camp I go recognise u



Which states u choose , sef ??
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 6:19pm On May 09, 2016
teemakagu:
yes na so.... ino c any man standin behind a car woo.... I no c




Lmao , u didn't include that to ur primary needs / qualities in a man .... Or abi na secondary ? Coz I asked u for secondary qualities earlier ooooo

*smiles*
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 6:16pm On May 09, 2016
I'm almost thru watching * Quantico * any trending movies , guys ?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 6:02pm On May 09, 2016
GROOOVE:

yep. my neighbour dog don born pikin




Oya na ... Me like dogs to rear !! Shey na Rot weiler or German sherpard
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 5:59pm On May 09, 2016
GROOOVE:

yep. my neighbour dog don born pikin


Oya na ... Me like dogs to rear !! Shey na Rot weiler or German sherpard
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 5:57pm On May 09, 2016
Uk jerry ... How u dey na , I no see ur green light since morning !!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 5:51pm On May 09, 2016
Peeps ... How una dey ooooo , any latest on ground ??
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 4:14pm On May 09, 2016
Fraiser:
lol... Babe dont mind him jare... Na over addiction to baba ijebu u dey see lyk dat... How has been ur day d elegant one?



*addiction to baba ijebu , BA * I laugh this in *Lebanon*
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 3:27pm On May 09, 2016
daudae1:
i dont give fake info..At the moment there is no dcision Yet until after BOD meeting..if the Director and Ministers Finance/youth insist on stream 2 not Holding base on the Fed is broke wahala..den.....i have a Reliable source at de Headquaters..and for ur info we see each Oda everiday.




Bros , shey u never re-sign ur work like u said make I mail u my CV .... No time !!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 3:22pm On May 09, 2016
Slimfitdiva:
Rara ooo. But in case u get a chance, abeg keep space4 ur padi too




Okay ... Na !!! *smiles*
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 1:25pm On May 09, 2016
Slimfitdiva:
I no knw 4 sunnpa oo. But no worry d bra no go slip cuz we go strap am tight to ur mid region. Trust me, no 1 xcept u nd I will b d wiser. Shush..... Mk I hide am. Somebody is coming......




Ehen *whispering* .... Ok ok ok keep make person no see am oooo , let me hold talks with *village goat* I need buy that page 300 slot oooo , abi u get link for that package too ?
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by maccabi(m): 1:08pm On May 09, 2016
Slimfitdiva:

Lol. *whispering* I fit borrow u push up bra 2 boost DT pack. #winks#




Ehen .. *whispering* shey na wetin *sunnepa* use be that coz I Hear say na cheat he take win ?? But if the Bra go slip off my 4packs na issue oooo ....the bae no go like am ooooo !!

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