Santaglox:
My guy don't b deceived they said no money baaa.. Were re dey now getin money to pay. Batch A stream 1 alawi..

Is it per month they pay them ? Maybe we can ask our friends in stream 1 , whether they are paid nw ?

Fraiser:
lol... In dat case make we forget about nysc for now, i no even reason dem matter again sef make I go put money on my dogs small may b dem go gbera dis morni..

Open ur eyes oooo ... Copa america 2016 / Euro 2016 is on board oooo

Fraiser:
I just dey see dis post ni sha, it was made at 4:55pm yesterday, abeg na who fit give me comprehensive definition of few hours, dis english don dey confuse me...

It means .. U're on a long thing !!!

Rx350:
The protest committee should begin to draft modalities and framework as well as ironing out the logistics in order to set the stage for the mother of all protests by next week.... Kazaure has given us license to burn the country by next week. We must seize the initiative and let them know that the days of siddon dey look is over... Some people who got girls pregnant before graduating are already fathers,and we're yet to serve. How can we be begging to serve our fatherland biko?? Is it rational??

Students in Denmark gets paid to go to school ..

Fraiser:
My people una good morning o, abeg shey today still pure? Abi make I comot my mind ni?

Haba .. Why u Dey talk like this shey be na Double chance u carry , or u forget ?

Fraiser:
My people una good morning o, abeg shey today still pure? Abi make I comot my mind ni?

Haba .. Why u Dey talk like this shey be na Double chance u carry , or u forget ?

Phemmy0011:
Meanwhile, while waiting for NYSC News, I AV decided to branch at the village beer palour to cool off the tension...VillageGoat, Maccabi come ooo. Beer don land, remember to bring bush meat!

Ok bro I don land oooo ... Make me self take my Heineken !! Where is *lopsie* na make she gives us bush meat jawe ..

*Football Lovers*
Copa america kicks off .. 3th June
Euro 2016 kicks off ... June 10th
White men don't change dates .. They aint blacks !!

giftiebrown:
Northern States r generally HOT! nd DRY!, Katsina State is nt exempted...Tnx

Nigeria is dry , bro !!! But when u come turn to Map man see wetin nysc yaff cause ... Good Morning thou

WeedyGonzalez:
Information flying left and right like bras in my room. I see 4th 5th 7th 12th hehehe and that's just June I also see July loading some say batch B. Nigeria why!!!

Abi , I just tire sef ... Mtcheeew

Fraiser:
baba if na dis week u carry for ur ticket, na straight win b dat, just go tear d ticket because e don cast but if na dis week/next week na win or draw b dat, u still fit leave d ticket because dat one still pure.

*smiles* , *frown* again .... Crazy guy

Honeybash:
Dis one wey dem dey tell us to be patient I don't think dis week sure again#sad#

Chillax babe , what I'm most concerned abt is they shouldn't change our tag name it should just remain stream 2 batch A ..... With that we still on track !!

Fraiser:
hin source for nysc don retire dis morning...

Baba , shey na nextweek them promise again ni ... Or its mere assumption? Thou looking @ things seems this week camp don cast because we whey dey go long journey nko ? How we wan take dey prepare..

goodguy4sure:
Camp holds Saturday /Sunday Confirmed reliably
Just prepare oh...
To God be thy Glory
Happy New Month Friends

Camp no be bet9ja na ... This one whey u dey slash days .. Satz / sun , lols

Maufey:
Abeg what is happening to NYSC naw?
I tire o. This people suppose don say something for the past two weeks
If you get insider I beg una make you call them naw o

Lmao , but u said yesterday that u had a source plus u also said the meeting is On same yesterday oooo ... Smh

But why ?

Ephyartz:
The good or bad news? Which one u want first?

Cast both na ...

Ephyartz:
I've got NEWS bt if person talk now some of u will start bashing, saying its fake.

Baba ... Cast ur news oooo , we are waiting !!!

Sunnepa17:
Listen 2 d audio conversation......DG said Camp is sure ɖɨs week


ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ guyz shld take a chill pills

Currently am out of chill pills , I overdosed myself with the ones I had lately ... Btw how u doing ?

*clears throat*

www.informationng.com/2016/05/we-didnt-know-the-scale-of-nigerias-problems-president-buhari.html

Fixed news :
Nysc season finale is Out !!!

Girls girls girls in this village pls do some magic na , try call those links and connect whey una dey use in order to notify us here abt this Nysc of a thing !!! Nysc is just so mute abt this all issue ..

Geegar:

34 aint dah big...omor ya case es bigger
ah swear u no well!!
just d reason d kin size wee go dey trip u..coz 50b wouldn't evn b an option as ah dey see am!!

I'm very well bro .... Ask ur babe which size she dey use ?? By then u will know 34b isn't big ...

giftiebrown:
hahaha!!! no frgt say i b ur lawyer oo...I wnt chk weda slimfitdivs put bomb 4d tomatoes

Slimfitdiva wouldn't do such becoz her boobs isn't so big .. She uses size 34b , if I'm ryt ... Smiles !!!

ugwa007:
Posted to Borno, team Borno please add me up 07033877504.
Heard from someone working in the state office that it might be July as batch B but I refused to believe him.

*clear throat* u called the person and he said that to yhu or u were *snitching/peeping* while he was talking to someone else ?

Fraiser:
so na athletico u carry bfor? U must be a learner...

Lols .. Perhaps not !!

Slimfitdiva:

Hmmmmmm.........I see.
No wonder he didn't bother to say hello to me at the gas station........now I understand he was in such a hurry to get back home to receive you.......Frasier........no worry because one day....one day, bush meat go catch the hunter dan dan.

She actually planned to bring *fraiser* along self but seems he don go watch ball by that hour

Slimfitdiva:

Macaroni........ Na real wa 4 u oooo......ursef see saw me, u no kom fit holla at ur gurl.........why is that so? Shey no be say my tea pot oki don provoke u so? Abi u dey in a hurry nii

Yes I was in a hurry , I was out of Gas and I need fry prawn crackers for marvluv yesterday .. But she never showed up self and the crackers just waste ..

Lvlink:
just came back, wotapin for hia?

Real madrid won and ticket Cast ...

Phemmy0011:
Real Madrid all the way! Somebody help me translate to Spanish. @maccabi where you dey... Your jersey don dry oo. Come collect am. I no tell you? Come next season!

Seems althetico madrid keeper hasn't been paid his wages , Oblak too dull jare !!!

marvluv:

tonight keh!!
y night nah? don't u know I'm married plus I'm gonna be very busy with Fraiser dis night, I'm even on my way to his house right now..

Chillax .. Fraiser no fit hala , na pick up u come do na ... Prawn crackers and Chapman !!

If not for prayer that's is making nigeria still united we for don cast tey tey .. With all this looting looting of funds news I dey read nowadays its too Much , haba !!

*Nigerians made Nigeria Broke , smh *