Romance / Re: The Height Of Indiscipline Is Allowing Your Self Get Fat Or Remaining Fat by Madups(m): 10:14pm On May 29 |
pansophist: Chioma said she loves me. I come look Chioma, she big like wrestler, only say, no be muscle, na fat full am. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
How can you love me but refuse to give me sexy body? come make am impossible to carry you during beach pics? When cold go dey catch me, you go open door and window, because you dey feel heat. Your fat come be a problem for me.
Me dont want that kind of love o. Love without sexy body, is that love?
lol Nothing vex me pass that one.. Cold dey. But you want make we open window cos of your fat. Na so one wey be my neighbour dey refer to one slim girl as bonga fish me come be like i better marry 'bonga fish' than marry person wey be like you. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Know These, You Are Now An Elder by Madups(m): 9:41pm On May 29 |
Good old days. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Total Compliance Of Sit-at-home Directives 29th May - Simon Ekpa by Madups(m): 6:05pm On May 29 |
lowkey0147:
You go cry blood, every Biafra town is on lockdown, so stop crying..
I base in asaba delta state, and It's totally locked down.
Oga go and look for some ewe-du soup and cool your temper ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) biafra town? This one don mental because of ndigbo matter o. |
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Total Compliance Of Sit-at-home Directives 29th May - Simon Ekpa by Madups(m): 5:55pm On May 29 |
Tochj: Ekpa and propaganda na 5 and 6 Anything to brainwash his followers Every market is opened in igboland The only sit at home we have is May 30 Being a day to remember our fallen heroes Ekpa can't enforce sit at home. no mind these ones wey don they get orgasm because of Maxi Ekpa latest update. |
Politics / Re: Renewed Hope or Dashed hope?: Rate Tinubu's Administration In One Year by Madups(m): 9:52am On May 29 |
Dont worry part 2 aka Renewed shege is on its way. |
Politics / Re: A year of trial-and-error economic policies - Atiku on Tinubu's 1st Year Anniv by Madups(m): 9:48am On May 29 |
The waziri was spot on with his latest comment. Like how many times since the begining of this year have we seen this administration make a new policy only to go back to status quo after 4 or 5 weeks. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Aides issue Conflicting Statements on 1st Year Anniversary by Madups(m): 7:20am On May 29 |
thejourney200: Clowns. May you never be confused like the current Nigerian government. AMEN O.. |
Politics / Re: Igbo Children's Right To Education: An Appeal To IPOB by Madups(m): 10:52pm On May 28 |
JagabanB:
WAEC should find alternative abi? They should move the exam that involve other countries or set different questions? This your latest comment don finally prove beyound reasonable doubt say nothing that empty skull wey u call head. No waste your time say u wan reply me.. I no go read am. |
Politics / Re: Northern Emirs, Rulers Forced Me To Annul June 12, IBB Opens Up by Madups(m): 10:17pm On May 28 |
Freebills12 nor mind those children wey their parents don teach how to hate on igbos for no reason.. Them go learn the hard way. |
Politics / Re: Why Is Peter Obi Quiet On This Critical Issue by Madups(m): 9:25pm On May 28 |
Afuzeman: I have been observing with keen interest how Mr obi is always quick to comment on any incident that happens in other parts of Nigeria but when it is about South East he is always quiet. I have been very pained to hear that over about 300,000 school children in the SE risk missing the waec mathematics exam because of a sit at home order on that day. It is more sad that this is a man that claims to take education for the young Nigerians as a priority but with a situation of this magnitude he is very quiet especially when this is about his own region but if it were in the north or south west he would have been very quick to react.
My question is how can we trust such a man to lead our dear country when he cannot even lead his own region to have peace. You know wetin you go do? Look for like 15 guys make una carry wetin you and your kins men sabi carry.. I no need to spell am. Go Him house 4 onitsha.. if una go fit enter be that im go give una full interview sef. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: There Is No Tribalism Between Igbos And Yorubas by Madups(m): 9:15pm On May 28 |
lowkey0147: Nonsense.. I have no damn single business with those illiterates from wastes. you know them sad waste? Na their way. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Igbo Children's Right To Education: An Appeal To IPOB by Madups(m): 9:01pm On May 28 |
chiagozien: Ipob have made it clear that only students taking exam are allowed and they must be on their uniforms.
So what's the fuss no follow that guy argue.. Im don swear say he nor go ever get sense. Even if ipob nor allow the school children that day.. So waec nor fit find alternative or something for number wey go likely turn out to be more than a tenth of the registered candidate. |
Career / Re: Feeding Of Crocodiles: The Most Dangerous Job On Earth: Can You Do It? by Madups(m): 6:38pm On May 28 |
lonelydora: Crocodiles are tameable, he has been doing the job over the years, so nothing to fear.
Meanwhile, these crocs are eating and enjoying more than Agbado-rians and BATist in Nigeria.
Agbadorians and enjoy in the same sentence? You dey whine? |
Celebrities / Re: ‘Do You Know Harrysong Bed-Wets? – Ex-Wife Alexer Blasts Singer by Madups(m): 10:20am On May 28 |
eepeepook: Over-drinking. Na normal thing. Celebrity na human being wey knack luck for industry. It is no shock. Celebrities are more prone to indulging in drugs compared to the average man. This is not news. u well so? |
Sports / Re: We’ll Win The Premier League’, Arteta Vows by Madups(m): 8:51pm On May 27 |
Maybe in 2084.. Not with this small club mentality at the emirates now. |
Sports / Re: Enzo Maresca To Become Chelsea New Coach by Madups(m): 8:47pm On May 27 |
Nice one. |
Family / Re: Help! I Think I Am Being Scammed Into Marriage. by Madups(m): 10:06am On May 27 |
xin5: A girl I am currently seeing is telling me the cost of her bride price is #120 that once I pay that..20 naira will even be handed back to me because she is not for sale. I asked her if that's all for the traditional marriage.. she said from there if we want to do big ceremony it's our choice. I think I am about to be scammed into marriage, something I might regret in the long run.. and I still wonder why her elder brother is still single (in his 40s) if marriage is cheap over there.
I wouldn't want a case whereby after doing that I will be presented an unexpected list of things to provide.
She's from the south. I want confirmation if this is true stop wasting that young woman's time.. Its obvious you are not serious. |
Travel / Re: Abuja-bound Train Derails In Jere, Kaduna State (Photos) by Madups(m): 2:17pm On May 26 |
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Sports / Re: Dora Ezinne Responds To Super Eagles Star, Olanrewaju Kayode's Infidelity Claims by Madups(m): 12:43pm On May 26 |
GBTYO:
See am.
I no blame you at all.
Nah person wey never know Una go think say Una be human being.
People that defend baby factories will support bastardry naturally.
Unlike your people , Yorubas and other tribes in Nigeria do not accept the bastard product of an adulterous wife.
I have always wondered why it's only your people that practice the abomination of accepting the bastard offsprings of a cheating wife and I now know it's because most of your women are natural born prostitutes.
Argue with Nnamdi Kanu .
which yoruba? The one wey married man fit get like 3 baby mamas or another one? Abi na the ones wey married couple go dey go nack outside and both of them go know just lock up? Abeg shut that thing wey you call mouth! |
Politics / Re: Hold Tinubu Responsible If There Is Breakdown Of Law & Order In Kano - Atiku by Madups(m): 9:52pm On May 25 |
BolaAThubv: Who came first? you dey mind that cornfused bean. |
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And Ifeoma Ivy's Traditional Marriage (Video) by Madups(m): 8:50pm On May 25 |
CJStarz:
Just dey reason am bro but why e be like that? |
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And Ifeoma Ivy's Traditional Marriage (Video) by Madups(m): 6:59pm On May 25 |
CJStarz: Anambra/Abia marriage?
I bet you it won't last.
We know how that of OUK and his wife trended.
Me sef wey marry Abian na God Hand I dey so.
My brother will soon come to his senses. i don dey notice this thing o. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Total Snubs Nigeria; Invests $600m In Congo by Madups(m): 5:19pm On May 25 |
Jagaban connection.. See as investors from america, europe and asia just dey troop enter we country. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by Madups(m): 5:12pm On May 25 |
Wotowotoman: All the clubbing wey Man City boys club this week really showed today. They looked very tired…
Pep should have asked them not to celebrate yet until after FA cup finals.. abeg tell person wey do well say im try.. Abi u wan tell me say no united player go club inside the las seven days? Fraudiola for a reason sha. 7 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by Madups(m): 4:36pm On May 25 |
Extremely useless team. |
Politics / Re: 'Obidient' Ife Salako Comes For Wole Soyinka After Verbal Attack On Peter Obi by Madups(m): 12:24pm On May 25 |
garykoeman:
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Someone that will feed your entire generation.
You papa get ordinary S.S.C.E. your grand papa attain any form formal education? Mind you, since you know me and know say him go fit feed me nor be money we dey talk about. Orishirishi. |
Politics / Re: 'Obidient' Ife Salako Comes For Wole Soyinka After Verbal Attack On Peter Obi by Madups(m): 11:00am On May 25 |
azpekuliar:
![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
What even amuses me is that sometime last year he said he cannot assess the BAT administration until after one year. One year has come now for the old hag to tell us his assessment of the administration and he is busy waffling about Peter Obi and why he should not contest in 2027.
What a disgrace. This wole of man is the definition of an illitrate professor. |
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Coming Back Marks The Beginning Of 2027 Politics by Madups(m): 10:51am On May 25 |
wolesmile:
So you all think if he is occupying the presidency, he will have time for all those badly planned nonsense gallivanting he's been doing all these while? Who are even his advisers? His political advisers are very wicked o. Who told him those moves are how to build bridges? Obi is still a boy as far as political machinations are concerned. As always, wasn't expecting any sensible comment from an ass licker of a batman wanna be. Just had to read through to give you the benefit of doubt. Alas you did not disappoint. |
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Coming Back Marks The Beginning Of 2027 Politics by Madups(m): 7:53pm On May 24 |
wolesmile: The Master Reactor, Mourner-in-Chief, and Minister of Congratulatory messages will soon do what he knows how to do best.
His followers will then be masturbating over his message as being so presidential.
Just watch.... ha! Even you know that he is more presidential than that your batman wanna be can ever be. |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Inaugurate ₦8.3bn Sub-station In Ondo After 15 Years Without Electricity by Madups(m): 8:52am On May 24 |
LegendHero:
This Abia community is even worst. 30 years they never see light until 2021.
u too sabi lie no abia state community go thirty years before them restore power to them. Mention the community make i shame u. |
Business / Re: CBN Governor Cardoso Blames Naira’s Fall On ‘Demand Season’ by Madups(m): 8:45am On May 24 |
immortalcrown: I thought their keyboard warriors said they were making a progress.
"Presidency is not a brick laying job. We don't need his physical strength. What we need is his brain." Oya na, use his brain now. Calm down! our engineers dey run maintainance for the brain once dey finish now everything go dey ok. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: I Hope Obi Doesn’t Contest Next Election, His Team Is Incompetent —Soyinka by Madups(m): 8:34am On May 24 |
So this old man with all these white hair.. Abeg make person help me ask am when him go get sense. Na the same obi wey knee down for live tv dey beg obidients make them no use foul word or throw insults at apc supporters? Well las las mr wole go dey alrite. |