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Crime / Re: Police Refused To Come As Robbers Attacked, They Have Killed My Husband by mafiano1986: 12:30pm On Apr 12, 2020
palsenator:

We still have daft people here and those that liked your stupid comment. Did you know the calibers those robbers were using? What if it is revolver? It is not every gunshot to the chest that kills ode.
Fukk off! You doddamned idiot.
Romance / Re: Name One Movie/series That You Hate And Everyone Else Loves by mafiano1986: 10:59am On Apr 11, 2020
Gofwane:
Banshee? I really liked that series except for season four where death of Sioban really broke Lucas Hood and he stopped being his usual crazy self.

Meanwhile, I hate movies that have magic in them. Reason why I never enjoyed Game of thrones and Harry potter.

Give me movies like Homeland, Power, Lone survivor, We were soldiers and any Sniper's movies
Honestly, they should just have ended banshee in sason 3, making season 4 was a mistake.
Crime / Re: Police Refused To Come As Robbers Attacked, They Have Killed My Husband by mafiano1986: 11:37am On Apr 10, 2020
This woman is lying, how can somebody who has been shot in the chest be able to shout, saying that he was shot in the chest? and how is he able to run for that matter? Do you know what being shot in the chest is like? I dont think so.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Ibrahim Shetima Tests Positive Again by mafiano1986: 9:48am On Apr 09, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
Corobad grin
Why are you smiling bro?
Romance / Re: How To Spot Sex Starved Guys In Public Places by mafiano1986: 1:17am On Apr 09, 2020
Dat is too desperate. You will never catch me doing these things, its too embarassing.
Romance / Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by mafiano1986: 5:02pm On Apr 08, 2020
Ass! But when i see it, i dont keep looking at it, i just look for a few seconds then stop, so dat she does not catch me looking.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Chinese Doctors To Arrive Nigeria Today, To Spend One Month by mafiano1986: 11:36am On Apr 08, 2020
Hofbrauhaus:
They are gonna inject the virus in the air...Youa re all gonna die cos of Buhari's greed.

When I told y'all that Buhari would kill you all...you tot twas a joke ba?
I swear, dis buhari na daft him be!
Health / Re: COVID-19: Chinese Doctors To Arrive Nigeria Today, To Spend One Month by mafiano1986: 11:31am On Apr 08, 2020
Yea, create a problem them come and solve it and walk away with a ton of money.
Crime / Re: Chinese Discriminates Africans Because Of Covid-19 by mafiano1986: 8:17am On Apr 08, 2020
mseeew! Is it not the chinese dat invented covid 19? With their eating of snakes and bats?
Crime / Re: Man Beats A 65-years Old Woman To Death After She Kills His Pregnant Goat by mafiano1986: 8:13am On Apr 08, 2020
pk2me:
Once you learn how to control your temper in any unfavorable situation and you continually stick to that practice, you will hardly get into troubles that will wreck your life. In some situations people around might be calling you a lily livered man for sticking to your principle but trying to please them could lead you to had I know at last.
Am a practical example of a quick tempered individual but practice has really helped me for years now and I always that God that I am sticking to my principle and it's really working wonders for me in avoiding problems.
Yes, its just not worthit going to jail over anger.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Smokes A Lot, Should I Drop Him? by mafiano1986: 4:19pm On Apr 07, 2020
Semperty:
oga chewing raw weed without heat cannot get you high stop talking trash. For you to even say this thing means you no know wetin be weed.
No he's right chewing it will get you high, just that it takes up to an hour to kick in and when it kicks in the high its too intense, that most people just end up in a bad trip, it happened to a few guys i know, this one guy chewed it and was behaving really strange, like he was loosing his mind, we had to sadate him with rohypnol and get some food in to him before he finally calmed down and went to sleep.
Pets / Re: My New Ekuke Friend by mafiano1986: 8:53am On Apr 07, 2020
Bro, why did you dock her tail?
Romance / Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by mafiano1986: 8:31am On Apr 07, 2020
"Fukking, fukking, fukking, fukking" what are you? Some kind of "god of fukk"??
Romance / Re: I by mafiano1986: 12:32am On Apr 05, 2020
Dyonne:
So OP, you're saying she's only awake for 5 hours a day (or she sleeps for 19 hours a day)?

The OP is exegerating! Even the Rohypnol addicts who pop alot of it on a regular basis dont sleep for up to 19 hours a day.
Romance / Re: See How The Lockdown Is Making Me Look Like One Mgbeke Photo by mafiano1986: 5:12pm On Apr 04, 2020
Spending the whole day on the bed?? That is so depressing! Why not try and get some exercise? you can put on a face mask if you are scared of catching corona virus. spending toomuch of time in the bedroom is a road to depression especially in nigeria where most people dont have unlimited wifi in their homes.
Romance / Re: I by mafiano1986: 5:03pm On Apr 04, 2020
What is the name of the sleeping pills dat she is taking?
Romance / Re: by mafiano1986: 12:03pm On Apr 04, 2020
Weed edible?? That is not advisable for first time users, you will only end up with a bad trip, if you are going to try weed, dont eat it! Smoke it, instead, and take only one drag at a time then wait for like 10 minutes before taking another drag. That way your system will start to develop a tolerance for it bit by bit, becauee if you smoke more than your head can handle, you will also end up with a bad trip.
Crime / Re: How To Deal With This Guy Spreading False News About Me by mafiano1986: 11:11am On Apr 04, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:


Planning seriously to relocate anytime soon.
Thank you.

God got my back.
Hope you dont come across someone else like him again after you relocate, but if you do, try to deal with it rather than just move again.

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Romance / Re: HELP! I'm a 32 Year Old Virgin(M) who gets tired easily by mafiano1986: 3:59pm On Mar 31, 2020
justnock:
Dude go and get married. Virgin at 28?! Why won't your gbola misbehave?
grin grin grin
Im telling you, how can someone be a virgin at 28, i started penetrating women at 16 and when i was in university, i had this older woman who used to visit me almost every weekend and would wear me out completely.
Romance / Re: HELP! I'm a 32 Year Old Virgin(M) who gets tired easily by mafiano1986: 3:54pm On Mar 31, 2020
4eyededoboy:
I masturbated last year as a recommendation to stop the problem, but it only made it worse.


I was advised to do it every time before leaving for any outing
Yea, do dat, it will help, you have toomuch libido, that is why.
Health / Re: Please Help!!! My Roommate Behaves Wierdly When She Sleeps by mafiano1986: 3:42pm On Mar 31, 2020
She needs drugs like xanex, rohypnol or ambien, any one of these that is available, as long as she takes as prescribed by a doctor, she will be okay and will be able to sleep better.
Health / Re: Help, My Brother Has Been Sick After He Smoked Igbo by mafiano1986: 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2020
Robnectar:
hmmm, wait lemme finish rolling my high grade Arizona cool
This arizona is very strong, if you take just one drag and inhale it, you will feel it for like an hour.
Health / Re: Help, My Brother Has Been Sick After He Smoked Igbo by mafiano1986: 3:31pm On Mar 31, 2020
Sounds like the withdrawal symptoms of another drug, maybe he got in to harder drugs while he was away then could not continue taking them anymore for some reason and decided to self medicate with weed but only made it worst by inhaling toomuch, if you are not used to smoking weed, it is not a good idea to take 5 drags at once, you will only end up with a bad trip, you are supposed to be taking one drag at a time then wait for a while before taking another. PS SK is very strong, if you have not smoked weed in a long time, just one drag is enough to last you for 2 hours but then 5 drags at once? That means you want to scatter your head.
Health / Re: Do You Find It Difficult To Fall And Stay Asleep,or Feeling Well Rested? by mafiano1986: 2:24pm On Jan 27, 2020
Forget that thing ! Rohypnol will help alot , all that tea stuff is rubbish, you cant go wrong with rohypnol, it will sadate you and make you sleep like a baby.
Pets / Re: Dog Lion Mane For Dogs by mafiano1986: 12:07pm On Jan 23, 2020
This is fukking stupid and dumb, dogs are not even related to lions, lions belong to a fanily of cats. If you said something like a "wolf maned dog" it would have made alot more sense.
Crime / Re: Suicide Note Left By Man Who Looks Like Social Media Influencer Pamilerin by mafiano1986: 10:00am On Jan 22, 2020
Idiot ! Who told you sniper is an easy way, you will suffer in pain before you die, see his face !

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Crime / Re: Hurting And Dying... by mafiano1986: 12:55am On Jan 22, 2020
Why is it that when nigerians want to kill themselves, its always sniper ?? why not an overdose of sleeping pills ? Or is it because sniper is cheap ? But thats stupid, because you will sufer in pain before you die.
Crime / Re: Colorado: The New Drug Making Our Youths Go Mad by mafiano1986: 4:46pm On Jan 21, 2020
khia:


Ontario is a city in California.
Looks like these guys dont know the difference between cities and states in America.
Crime / Re: Lady Fakes Her Kidnap With Lover For N10m Ransom by mafiano1986: 9:29am On Jan 21, 2020
10 million ! She is a real joker, even parents will not pay this amount of ransom for their kids unless they are mega rich.
Crime / Re: Colorado: The New Drug Making Our Youths Go Mad by mafiano1986: 6:43pm On Jan 20, 2020
I personally dont like weed, all it does is confuse me and make me paranoid, plus the smell sticks on you, so when you smoke, everybody will know, which even adds to the paranoia, just leave me with my pharmacuticals and im good to go and good to chill.

P.S the good thing about pills is that when you pop them, nobody notices, unless if they pay attention to your glassy eyes which only happens if you pop alot.

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Pets / Re: My Three Year Old Dog. by mafiano1986: 10:05am On Jan 20, 2020
Ozonexy:
Additionally ...that looks more of a Sha pei...nt a corso
yea, its definitely NOt a cane corso, people who actually believe this is one, do not know jack shitt about dog breeds let alone cane corsos.

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