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Food / Re: A Lady Is Selling Fried Plantain For N4000 On Twitter. Guys React by maj59(m): 9:08am On Feb 17, 2018
d plantain na virgin?

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Business / Re: Meet “Leo”, The Robot In Charge Of UBA Facebook Chat For E-Banking by maj59(m): 5:29pm On Jan 22, 2018
How much den day pay Leo d Robert
Sports / Re: Shehu Abdullahi In Tear As He Bids Farewell To Anorthosis Famagusta by maj59(m): 6:29pm On Jan 21, 2018
sorry bto

Celebrities / Re: Yung6ix Smashes His N525,000 Iphone X (Photos) by maj59(m): 9:20am On Jan 05, 2018
why broadcasting na
Sports / Re: Maggie Malcheva And Victor Anichebe Catching Fun On Motorbikes In Anambra (Photo by maj59(m): 5:49pm On Jan 04, 2018
d guy don ang buth?

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Sports / Re: Victor Anichebe And Maggie Malcheva, His Girlfriend Meet His Family In Anambra by maj59(m): 5:53pm On Jan 03, 2018
I fear for dis guy oo make he no end up like bro. Eboue

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Sports / Re: Salisu picks Ezenwa, Ali, Okpotu, 20 others for CHAN 2018 by maj59(m): 8:44am On Jan 03, 2018
I was expecting to see MFM player
Sports / Re: Victor Anichebe's Uncompleted Mansion In Anambra, His Hometown (Photos) by maj59(m): 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2017
him mate get match 2morrow he day village

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Celebrities / Re: Sylvia Edem Becomes Landlady, Acquires Plot Of Land (Photo) by maj59(m): 2:23pm On Dec 29, 2017
make she build first b4 she beome landlady

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Celebrities / Re: Ric Hassani Involved In A Car Accident (Photo) by maj59(m): 5:52pm On Dec 28, 2017
which music e day sing? I never here em name b4 oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (2 - 2) - Live by maj59(m): 6:16pm On Dec 26, 2017
to all man utd fance

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Celebrities / Re: Ibrahim Shatta Shares Pictures While Filming by maj59(m): 9:12am On Dec 26, 2017
iambabaG:
Who is he? I don’t know him!
thats because u don't watch Yoruba film

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Business / Re: Which Bank Gives Pos Faster by maj59(m): 7:15am On Dec 26, 2017
Go for Gtbank

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Crime / Re: Maryam Sanda On Her Way To Prison (Photos) by maj59(m): 8:33am On Dec 16, 2017
wht about d child? her eye din clear now for her mind "I there know ".
Romance / Re: Lady Sends N125,000 Christmas List To Boyfriend & He Cries Out (Photos) by maj59(m): 12:40pm On Dec 15, 2017
ur own small na...... my girl demand was upto 250k

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Osigbesan Celebrates Birthday Of Daughter, Charlotte Omokorede Osigbesan by maj59(m): 12:11pm On Dec 15, 2017
Imagine If Animals Were To Be On Facebk.We'll Be Seeing Posts N Comments Like....
# MOSQUITO Wall Post= Finaly PHCN Don Off Ligh,blood Suckin Tinz.
# COMMENTS = Fvckup,dey Dnt Put On Gen Fo My Area.
..Abeg Bros Wic Area U Dey?
# DOG Wall Post= Nawa O,i Neva Even Stay Reach 5mins All Dis Calabar Peep Don Dey Eye Me,ghost Mode Activated,den No Go See Me Escapin Tinz On My Mind.
COMMENTS=my Neighbour Nah Calabar Too,d Man Eyes No Gud Fo Whr Dogs Dey,i Go Bite Am Soon.
RAT WALL POST= Omo Nah Die O,no Food Fo My Master Kitchen,na Him Books N Certificate Go Suffer Am,he Tink Sey I Com Him House To Watch TV Mitchwwww.
COMMENT= Ur Master Stingy Oo,chop Him Wife Own Too.
HEGOAT WALL POST=Heat Mood Activated,any Shegoat Online Fo Sex Chat Plz?
COMMENT Shegoat= @Hegoat,u Ar A Capital BIGFOOL.
Hegoat Comment= @shegoat Pretend As If U No Dey Interested,carry Ur Smelly Backside Comot Fo Her Jor..
Hahahaha Somguys Ar Like Animal On Facebk,no Be My Handwrittn Oo

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Politics / Re: Adeboye, Nathaniel Bassey And Aregbesola At Presidential Christmas Carol (Photos by maj59(m): 12:04pm On Dec 15, 2017
Wow....NTAs Cyril Stober retires...Warmest regards to a true
Business / Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by maj59(m): 5:30pm On Dec 11, 2017
NeeKlaus:
11) Those who never come to the Banking hall with their own pen: These kind of people are quite annoying. Why can't you have your own pen? Must you disturb me? Funny enough, it cuts across all classes as somebody like Otedola has borrowed my pen at Zenith's Ikeja branch (I am not a Liar, please. grin)
Young guys use this as an excuse to start up conversations with the attractive ladies in the banking hall and so far, it has been working.


12) Those who come to the bank just to charge their phone: This is another irresponsible crew. Once they step into the bank, their eyes begin to roam for an available charging outlet. They dash for it immediately when they realize it's free. These kind of people will come to the bank with their phones, laptops, inverters (and if possible, their solar panels grin) just to make sure they charge everything.

You begin to wonder why home training wasn't included in the Constitution.
and those that will come and receive AC and drink water den left
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki And His Mother, Florence Saraki Pictured Together by maj59(m): 8:45am On Dec 09, 2017
dandollaz:

Can't you see the resemblance.amibo
if u are from his state u will no dt d woman is his step mom
Politics / Re: Governor Ganduje Inspects Projects By 1am (Photos) by maj59(m): 10:26am On Dec 06, 2017
Quality20:
Kano so large, so beautiful so clean, so populated yet very spacious. I love kano
sorry

Health / Re: Plus-Sized Yoga Instructor Shows Off Her Flexibility In Semi Nude Photos by maj59(m): 9:55am On Dec 05, 2017
some guys right now

Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Sacks His Gateman, Jacob (Photos) by maj59(m): 4:36pm On Dec 04, 2017
d guy no.gry Bleep am make am.sak d gateman
Crime / Re: Female Kidnapper Caught In Oyo, Stripped Unclad By Mob (Photos) by maj59(m): 10:04am On Dec 04, 2017
oboy street is not smiling..
Sports / Re: Alice Oluwafemiayo Breaks Powerlifting World Record In Mexico (Photos) by maj59(m): 9:27am On Dec 04, 2017
nice one ..... next is super eagle to make us proud at d world cup
Crime / Re: RCCG Pastor Attacked In Warri By 3 Teenage Boys Fully Armed (Photos) by maj59(m): 5:59pm On Dec 02, 2017
space for sell..












stop
Romance / Re: Bikini Photos Of Eudoxie Yao, Lady With The "Biggest Butt In Africa" by maj59(m): 4:46pm On Dec 02, 2017
Akpurapumbem.... season in d sun....................

in TY Bello voice: The land is green is green o lord
Romance / Re: Bikini Photos Of Eudoxie Yao, Lady With The "Biggest Butt In Africa" by maj59(m): 4:40pm On Dec 02, 2017
Akpurapumbem.... season in d sun

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Education / Re: Chinelo Okafor Receives N100,000 From AfricLearn For Making First Class In UNN by maj59(m): 10:46am On Dec 02, 2017
we don here
Celebrities / Re: Sam Dede, His Wife, Tammy Sam-Dede & Their Children (Photos) by maj59(m): 10:18am On Dec 02, 2017
NwaChibuzor13:
With all those children, I don't think the wife p***y will be tight and have good grip again. If I were Sam, I will just go and marry another wife. I have a friend whose wife had all their kids through caesarean . I called him one side and told him its his advantage because the toto will still be intact. This month they will celebrate their 7 yr anniversary. A tight p***y is the bedrock of a good relationship.
why u day reason like toilet. self

Celebrities / Re: Sam Dede, His Wife, Tammy Sam-Dede & Their Children (Photos) by maj59(m): 10:12am On Dec 02, 2017
[quote author=nerodenero post=62907347][/quote]why u day reason like toilet na

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