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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Nadia Buari In A Relationship by majomayo(m): 7:16am On May 24, 2013
Igholize: Jim iyke na mugu... Girl wey essien don use finish na our own 9ja born jim iyke dey use dey brag....abeg, I don waka comot here

Keep quiet there....shey u know d kain agbero's wey don 'scratch' yur babe back for ground? Dey here dey spew trash.... Ode
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Nadia Buari In A Relationship by majomayo(m): 7:09am On May 24, 2013
Igholize: Jim iyke na mugu... Girl wey essien don use finish na our own 9ja born jim iyke dey use dey brag....abeg, I don waka comot here

Keep quiet there.....u know d kain agbero boys wey don use yur babe back 'scratch' ground b4 u meet am? Dey dir dey poke nose for anoda person mata...
Politics / Re: Fasehun Of OPC - 'Nobody Can Stop Jonathan' by majomayo(m): 3:02pm On May 21, 2013
Vavavoom: Dear Karl Maier,
Truly this house has fallen and midnight is already on us...events are unfolding like you said they would and we are No Longer at Ease. I write to let you know that The Man of the People we await still, cowed and docile hoping with folded arms failing to Set Forth at Dawn for the change we desire. Things continue to Fall Apart even on the transition of the great iroko of Ogidi, The Man has truly Died in us that in the face of such abounding injustice the ogas at the top are still heaping Things around Our Necks. Our Trials are beyond Jero's, inflicted on us by us. Some say Never Again to war, but we the people have waited for the Arrow of God to strike those whose palm kernels have been cracked for... - the usurpers of our will. All we ask is for such benevolent spirit to side with the people. We want that Half of a Yellow sun to be full. To usher us with brightness never before seen...for Things to cease to Fall Apart.


Today the Iroko is coming over with our abiding petitions to save the savannah from the ants terrorising the Anthills.


Wow....that's a creative post...kudos.
Romance / Re: Best Gift you can Give To A Rich Girl? by majomayo(m): 5:38pm On May 08, 2013
Bros....dis gift sure for me die and e dey always work...

D simple answer is 'local trips'... Shey u know all dose corners where dem dey arrange local packaging things like...amala shitta for surulere..., eti gutter for agege to go chop better nkwobi or ogufe... Stuffs like dat trips dose kinda girls like mad... Don't take giving her a gift literally. Taking her out can also be a gift...no carry am go cinema or beach o.... Local parole will do
grin

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Family / Re: Kneeling Down To Greet Mother-in-law: Oddity Or Obeisance? by majomayo(m): 9:22am On May 08, 2013
CUlture is very important. Each tribe has its own culture. Some shake hands, some curtsey, some bow, some kiss and so on....
There is no point saying this is the 21st century. all cultures have existed through the ages and will continue to. No need to hate a culture.
@op....i think you should have waited till your MIL focused on you before u went on your knees. that way we all will be able to clarify if she left you on your knees on purpose. I am yoruba and i know that my mom will never consent to her DIL kneeling down for ages. Her DIL's dont even kneel down with both knees again and she doesnt notice.. Like a poster said initially, she already knows what they are capable of. Since nobody compelled you to kneel, y complain? i do not c any big deal in you kneeling for yur MIL o....na her culture but u need to get up immediately except shes praying from you. Most older women i know sef will help you up...
No need for tribal war abeg... if u dont like a particular culture, no one asked u. u can like to keep quiet ..thanks grin
Romance / Re: What Do You Do After A Bad Breakup? by majomayo(m): 9:01am On May 08, 2013
nawa o. no be naija peeps dey comment for dis thread again?? the topic and responses sef dey shock me.
I have never been heartbroken before though i have been in and out of a couple of relationships irrespective of who breaks up. Me no dey feel anyhow o. worst is i miss d person highest for like a week but its really no biggies. i dont hate dem after d whole ish.. i just focus on more important things and move on. shikena..
op, no point using another person for the sole purpose of getting over your ex. Thats unfair to the person. You will def see another person that u will like.

c peeps sayin stuffs like ....get drunk, dope up,listen to rap, lock urself up n cry... shocked
ol boi..ub man o. all u need to do is to man up. No be today e dey apn and no be today e go stop. undecided
Romance / Re: Please Help!!!my Project Supervisor Is After Me.. by majomayo(m): 9:57am On May 07, 2013
Op.... It is either you want to sleep with him or you do not. Am sure people's responses will not change what's on your mind to do. Anywayz, for comment sake, I got some things to say...
Did he give you a condition that if u do not sleep with him, u will not graduate??
Try to be certain about d implications of not sleeping with him and most certainly get it on record.
If you really are not interested, look him in the eyes and tell him so. Also check yourself for some kinda body language dat is vibing from u dat might make him want such..
Dis is d 21st century and everybody has got a choice.
If d issue persists and u know its def gon affect your graduation, let your sponsors in on it. They will have the best plan to deal with d situation.

U be pikin ni??

Lastly, please and please, do not attempt to sleep with him except it is what you really want to do as that will cause you more harm than good. Learn not to compromise your standards...if u actually have one....no matter d situation.
Goodluck

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Romance / Re: High Prices Men Pay For Sex With Prostitutes They Take Home by majomayo(m): 8:06pm On Apr 21, 2013
hrhobi1: Ahhh Ambassador and Jollyfriends those days I live to remember .

Hmm...bros..I sight u...u don rule ikeja wella
Celebrities / Re: Billionaires Who Drive Cheap Cars by majomayo(m): 6:30pm On Apr 17, 2013
Okay....we don hear...
Of which...don't dull o....that's not the only car they have. They ave probably got fleets of cars but the ones they prefer or feel most comfortable in are the ones highlighted.
It is not humility....na wetin dem like. Some naija peeps are like dat too but majority of naija got taste...we sabi good thing. So far say I work for my money, I go use am buy whatever I want. I no dey kari d bar go heaven naa....
Celebrities / Re: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by majomayo(m): 10:05am On Apr 11, 2013
Moderator is a sharp business man...plain and simple...He move the thread con front page cos he know say e go generate better traffic.... bros, i lie?? grin

@op.... I must say you got a lot of nerve posting your pictures on nairaland but DO NOT FEEL FLY [/b]at all because you are an average-looking guy (no hating).. You are just like every other guy out there... Me thinks you are suffering from immaturity syndrome and you need to [b]GROW UP... You also need to work on your usage of english.. I think you have a nice body though. (no homo)... You dey fall hand with your further comments o...

@ others posting their pictures, must you all show yourselves?? NLers dey bash op for hia..una still carry mind dey post pix...some people will never learn...And if y'all are so sure of yourselves, wait till Mr Nairaland competition and get the bashings of ya life... undecided undecided
Education / Re: UNIZIK Wins Geo-sciences Competition Among African Universities by majomayo(m): 3:44am On Mar 28, 2013
wink
No Qualms:


Make I hear word abeg. All geoscience courses are tough in most schools. Congrats to Unizik and FUTA.

#Proudly Futarian

I thought nobody was gonna rep my alma mata... Congrats to Unizik n Futa.. No be small thing considering the faculty involved. Geosciences can so frustrate person as it almost did me but thank God say we comot there.
OAU - na past glory things jare... Nuffin for una again...

Greatest Futarian... wink
Religion / Re: Obadare Died After Three-day Revival Programme – Church by majomayo(m): 8:41pm On Mar 25, 2013
masterpiece123: you have spoken well bro. Dont mind that BH boy........terrorist blood dey hinn vein

grin grin cheesy lipsrsealed....
Travel / Re: Visa-free Countries For Nigerian Citizens by majomayo(m): 7:17pm On Mar 25, 2013
lrguru: Omo, which kind fairly used countries be this?

undecided

Dis person yaff kee me o....
U simply made my day...Jah bless cheesy cheesy grin
Programming / Re: English Language Programming Challenge by majomayo(m): 6:57pm On Mar 25, 2013
My aproko too much. Wetin I dey find for dis kain thread? undecided
Wish all programmers d best o...mk I find wir my mates dem dey..

*runs away from thread* smiley
Car Talk / Re: Why Do You Drive With Your Headlights On During The Day? by majomayo(m): 6:33pm On Mar 25, 2013
tonididdy: cos my headlights attracts passersby to stare at my car...phew i love to turn necks in my x5

Hmmm lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: Obadare Died After Three-day Revival Programme – Church by majomayo(m): 5:25pm On Mar 25, 2013
akthedream: What do you want us to do about that?..Do you want to blame Islam/Muslims for his death?..If una never mention Islam/Muslim for an hour,na so una blood go just dey hot like say una life depend on am.

Bro...chill. Na your blood dey hot.. No one has said anything to warrant religious issues.. Just calm down and act as a passer-by. No be all threads person must comment.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is Aging? (Picture) by majomayo(m): 4:22pm On Mar 25, 2013
Good Girl: Who are these newbies criticizing Mr..Cor.k's spelling and grammar? grin grin
All these talks with the black-and-proud themes won't work for him either, so just shush! grin
The day he'll start speaking sense is the day I'll "un-follow" him. Please don't ruin my NL entertainment.

I tire for NLers o...even if this is your first time, you should know by just reading a couple of his comments he is unserious... He has a sick sense of humour which I kinda enjoy... D more u yab dis guy, d more he go dey provoke u... Abeg free d guy jare...
NYSC / Re: 'We Are Not Increasing NYSC Allowance” – NYSC Director General by majomayo(m): 5:56am On Mar 22, 2013
Fussbot: "hiLLarious".."lwkm..ko si so gbogbo e yoruba gaan..iba pay e..
Maa wo olodo to n soro. 'L' eyokan pere lo wa ninu oro yen. Oya lipsrsealed
Food / Re: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by majomayo(m): 5:39pm On Mar 21, 2013
a1solution: Acohol is not good for spiritual works so I abstain from it not that is a tabull

Taboo....

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Food / Re: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by majomayo(m): 5:38pm On Mar 21, 2013
Abegii.... Alcohol is alright. Taking it excessively is d problem. After a stressful day, it helps me relax and puts me in a right frame of mind.
For those shouting that its bad and they have not tasted it b4, u've got no right to condemn it. Taste fes....and you will know what you have been missing..
Religion / Re: Prophet T O Obadare Is Dead by majomayo(m): 5:23pm On Mar 21, 2013
Smartwave: well, i will not blame u. U only knows those noise makers and those G.O's who had take over from Jesus. Well, BABA T. O is not one of them

U only know those.......... Had taken over from Jesus....
Now that's better... wink
Health / Re: At What Age / Class Did You Stop Bedwetting? by majomayo(m): 11:07am On Mar 21, 2013
Mhen....I old small o. I think I was 12 years old when I finally stopped. It was not funny o. I go dream say I dey toilet or bush and just let it all out. I used to wake up while actually peeing on my bed and I remember I always felt like beating myself. Thank God I didn't go to a boarding school. D pee go con warm...especially during cold season....
cheesy

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Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex- With A Movie Title by majomayo(m): 5:24pm On Mar 19, 2013
Django unchained...... undecided
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by majomayo(m): 8:55am On Mar 18, 2013
django1:
Which people? These ones? You better don't get your hopes up, they will come back and say something more stewpid than you'll ever imagine.

Hmm...word my brother.
Anyway, I dunno y we r hating. Na one naija. I however noticed how igbos are so keen to rubbish yorubas. Y d beef? Me feel say na inferiority complex dey worry dem sha... Stop ur tribalistic act and worry about your own tomorrow. Ahmadu Ali n obasanjo don do dir own pass. Stop defending something that's long gone abeg.
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Ungrateful To Obasanjo - Ahmadu Ali by majomayo(m): 8:08am On Mar 18, 2013
Kulas: Ali has spoken well.Truth is always bitter but we need to say it.Not only "Ungrateful" but also the most dirtiest,laziest and ugliest tribe in Nigerian.Abeg why should this topic not moved to front page?,abi na because the mover na Yoruba?. Move this thing jooor!!!

Nna nawa for dis ya english o... Most dirtiest.... Na wetin dem dey teach u for ndigbo class be that??

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Tunisian Man Sets Himself Ablaze by majomayo(m): 12:05pm On Mar 13, 2013
My naija people I hail o....
Onto say more dan half d population na hustlers, we never hear dis kain thing amongst us. That's keeping the hope alive peeps.... All of us just get d belief say no matter how e bad reach, man sha go survive... I use dis opportunity to say kudos to all of us cos I follow join.
D hope we all have na say e go better... And God willing, it will be so. Let's just be hardworking and focused wherever we find ourselves. Suicide aint the way @ all... Peace y'all
Music/Radio / Re: Vector Vs Ice-Prince: Who's More Talented? by majomayo(m): 11:45am On Mar 06, 2013
khazeem: vec all d way... But i dont like his dressing...........he is d only rapper that tucks-in...and dats phucked
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Enjoy Lying To Women? by majomayo(m): 9:05pm On Feb 28, 2013
Your question is fallacious... Not all men lie to women. Majority do anyway and I think the reason is simply because most women want to be lied to. They prefer to live in a dream world rather than face reality so men have found that out and we then lie to them and tell them what they want to hear... Shikena
Career / Re: 2.2 Geology Graduates, How Have You Faired. by majomayo(m): 8:49pm On Feb 28, 2013
Hi, I finished with a 3.40 CGPA from geology. I am presently working in an IT firm but running part-time masters in unilag in exploration geophysics by the side. Its so difficult getting any reasonable job @ all talk more of a geo-related job. If you are certain that you can make d 2.1 if you add an extra semester, I implore u to go ahead. If otherwise, nothing still do u. Its just likely you will have to develop yourself more to get a superb job. Whatever decision u take, it is well bro. Na 9ja we dey and we must make am. Peace...

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Dbanj's Sister; Taiwo Oyebanjo (photo) by majomayo(m): 6:20pm On Dec 04, 2012
Derogatory comments aint needed. Do you expect her to be Miss World cos she's dbanj's sister? Thats just gross... lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How to Talk to Women by majomayo(m): 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2012
I dont think there is any special way to talk to a lady. People are different and what is good for d goose is not necessarily good for the gander. Just be yourself. Babe wey go enjoy your conversation go enjoy am even if you sef know for ya church mind say na dust yu dey yarn... cheesy

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