Yeah right! already rocking it.
#real deal.

Seen the review from their webpage .
I must get this phone !

Ma'am
Have you downloaded the free bible app yet ? or you've 1 already.


If so, when last did you open it?

doctorkush:
asked her to tell allah i want busty ones...

Lol, you go on and tell her.
I ain't a Muslim.

Aisha96:

First of all, you are going to denounce your present religion, then afterwards swear your unwaving loyalty to _allah.

After that, you will need to buy different kinds of deadly weapons. But not to worry, our secret wealthy sponsors are alreading handling that part, so instead you will head straight away to the training field to learn various hand combat techniques and how to control guns, bombs and knives.

Your first assignment will arise subsequently, and if you execute it thoroughly, you will join the elite soldiers.

Good luck.

Though I don't know much about muslims, you really don't seem like a real one.

doctorkush:
Eh! Virgin ke? Agh! aunt i think you mistake me for someone else.. I didnot ask your alah for any virgin now..

Lol, not 1 nor 2 but 70 !

good Moses !

Yhemit:


They're the real definition of boring..... telling telling you to tell stories. why can't dey start

And when you must have compiled an epistle like piece. all you'd get is hmm/k .


like what tha hell?!

jashar:


Nsogbu a di hu. You'll soon meet interesting ones hear?

#Smiles

anugom .

jashar:

Ehyahhh!!!! Who vex you mid this morning?
Nwayo Nwayo oooo....

Iwe adiro kwa ewe'm sha ...
Ufodu umunwaanyi dinoo boring like seriously.

jashar:

we don't want to appear too eager.

whack excuse !

Some of you lots are absolutely boring to the core .
basically bore the life outta someone.

God be praised

Oliviaxx:
Good....that programme irritates me.Even the advert alone

Happy birthday n
more blessings.

The old man got himself drunk again.

dunno he's always under this delusion that he's funny.

DonnaCorleone:

Good for you. You must be a unicorn.

A'lpha Male

DonnaCorleone:


Plenty. I don't keep count. Why should I? The moment I realize how brain-dead they are, I instantly forget about them until the next good looking airhead crosses my path, then it all comes back to me that it is very rare to find brawn & brain, all in one person.

brain dead, airhead . damn you sure got a loud mouth lady .
,

They aren't rare, I'm representing.

And am sure there are a whole lot of others out there too who's got the looks n know their onions.

DonnaCorleone:


OK. And I'm sticking with it since I've met many of them good looking jellyfish with no brains.

So tell me,
How many have you met ?

DonnaCorleone:

Yes, most. I didn't stutter!

You're so wrong, ridiculous assertion, I tell you .

Should have known this a long time ago!
If only I knew !

DonnaCorleone:
You can't have it all. Something's gotta give. We get it, you don't want an airhead but a brainy dude. However, can you keep up?

I agree with your post though. Most handsome guys are indeed dumb & unstimulating in conversation. They look good until they open their mouths. Which in turn makes them less good looking.

'Most '?
ma'am, thats ridiculous !

Stupedinluv1:
You again

#chuckles

Imagine what you guys classify as most valuable assets.



The most valuable asset is your brain ! without it, you're more of a robot / dummy.

Don't you think you asking for so much, judging from your facial looks ? I mean you're not really pretty' .....remember?

Nwaa dika drawing, onye se ya ?

MUVA:

Mbanu! LOL.
Igbo gi a dika igbo ndi Imo state, iwu onye imo?

lol, mba. mana ejegokwa m otutu obodo malukwa ka asusu ha di.
mana okwa 042 . no rules na emene.

MUVA:


Gbam!

Ima na ufodu ndi juru ebea wu ndi giri ana eji anya ahu'm, maka njirimanya and nwanne, enwerokwa onye'm na ele anya na'ihu.

But nwannem ka ibu and iwero nsogbu. Na aku flexing gi naa ga!

lol,
Nwanne, jua fa ma ana alukwanu bridge 3 months ...?

jua julius berger ogwa gi na ife ana-alu adiro easy .

MUVA:

Nna eh.. Ina emazi ka anyi aburo nwanne

Oburo etu osi di.
Nwambada, Ife ana eme adirokwanu easy...

mana amalugom na ibu nwanna a, Agbata obi onye abulugokwa nwanne ya.

MUVA:

Amarokwam o?

Maka anam a ahu comments gi but echekwam na iwu onye ofemmmanu

lol, kam nukwa !
Igbo m bugodu A1 ..

tribalwarlord:
Ikwuru ezi okwu.. E wechita go m ya azu

Eme ife, oyie ife, iwotago ? odigo Sharp

tribalwarlord:
lapu AFO anu afu

Ikwesiro ikpo mama ya, odiro sharp o.

MUVA:

Bia nwanna, so iwu onye igbo?

lol, Nwambada abu m ezigbo onye igbo o. (Full blooded)