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Celebrities / Re: Davido With Dj Khaled, French Montana & Drake's Dad In Usa-pics & Vid by masterpat(m): 3:13pm On Jun 26, 2016
SANDOSKI:


Aw r u

You are simply everywhere
Celebrities / Re: Ronke Odusanya At Golden Movie Awards 2016 In Lovely Gown by masterpat(m): 3:11pm On Jun 26, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Lovely ....wink


Lol... u are slim yet u lovin endowment undecided
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by masterpat(m): 2:59pm On Jun 26, 2016
[quote author=SANDOSKI post=46917088]


Do exactly what I did..... Thankskiss[/quote


wink wink
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by masterpat(m): 12:39pm On Jun 25, 2016
SANDOSKI:
I VOTE MIMZY

cc NLJega


Hmmm... how do i vote ur frnd?

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Romance / Re: 7 Facts About Men,ladies Beware by masterpat(m): 11:12pm On Jun 23, 2016
Funkybabee:
These are the facts about men character, ladies of nowadays should beware don't let them keep teasing you again.




1 they can never love one girl/ladies
2 love sex more than love
3 talented In lying
4 talk softly while conning a lady
5 heart breakers
6 can promise girl heaven and earth
7 fear pregnancy but hate protected sex

no bash pls and ladies can add to it


I dont agree with u dear... maybe some men are like that but certainly not all.

*We can flirt with many but love and care so much about one.
*we dont like sex than love, we simply have the urge to have sex more than females.
*Yes men lie but not always, the confident few come out very straight... as a lady if u wanna roll fine, if u don't no p.
*If we dont talk softly to ladies, na our fellow man we wan talk softly to.
*many aint heart breakers..if a man doesn't love you, he wont hide it but the problem is the ladies falling helplessly when its so obvious that he is flirting with you.
*Like they say, Promise is a debt... many are way too matured to promise what they cant do.
*Boys fear pregnancy, men dont...i only have unprotected sex with the woman number one on my A list.


Have a rethink ma lady..*goodnight

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Celebrities / Re: Flavour Mourns The Death Of His Dog, 2pac (photo) by masterpat(m): 2:09pm On Jun 23, 2016
cruzita:
go sell the dog to calabar people ,dem go pay u handsomely even though u no need the money






I never cry for human being finish na dog

Lol grin
Politics / Re: FG Drags Anambra To Supreme Court, Slams N50bn Suit by masterpat(m): 2:07pm On Jun 23, 2016
Lilimax:
Anambra state is one state with the least Land mass in Nigeria. The Fg should think through their action before going to court embarassed


Tell them boo

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Equatorial-Guinea’s President Nguema Appoints His Son As Vice President by masterpat(m): 1:51pm On Jun 23, 2016
For crying out loud, this is 2016 and this kind of tyrannous government still exists embarassed
Food / Re: 13 Most Amazing Nigerian Food Tranformations (photos) by masterpat(m): 1:39pm On Jun 23, 2016
Mikylopez:
wahs all does flowers der for? lolz bread and acara is forming sexy......ion nid all those plenty tinx ontop my bread n acara

My real 9ja babe grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sweden Vs Belgium: Euro 2016 (0 - 1) On 22nd June 2016 by masterpat(m): 12:33am On Jun 23, 2016
Very good... Sweden eliminated
Now ibra can sign the contract with manutd
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Man Dresses As Female Prostitute by masterpat(m): 6:50pm On Jun 20, 2016
Laughing in swahili
Romance / Re: Who Else Has Experienced This? why do some ladies act this way? by masterpat(m): 6:27pm On Jun 20, 2016
U aint playing ur cards ryt dats why they always see u inferior to a bf material... learn d techniques

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Politics / Re: Construction Of Abule Egba And Ajah Fly Over In Lagos (Photos) by masterpat(m): 5:42pm On Jun 20, 2016
Eko oni baje oh

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Politics / Re: Ogun Dried River: Lagos Government Releases Statement by masterpat(m): 5:32pm On Jun 20, 2016
Mother nature at work

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Family / Re: Annoying Attitudes Some Women Display by masterpat(m): 6:33pm On Jun 16, 2016
lalasticlala do the needful undecided
Family / Re: Annoying Attitudes Some Women Display by masterpat(m): 6:33pm On Jun 16, 2016
lalasticlala do the needful undecided
Family / Re: Annoying Attitudes Some Women Display by masterpat(m): 6:30pm On Jun 16, 2016
youngest85:
am dsappointed....

I thought ur list wl include;

Deek sucking

Cleavage showing

Camel toe flaunting...e.t.c


Haha... like i stated , feel free to add yours bro cool
Family / Annoying Attitudes Some Women Display by masterpat(m): 7:02am On Jun 16, 2016
There are a whole lots of atrocious things women do that are rather so uncalled for considering their position as mothers in the family .

*Not cooking and prefer to starve the whole family because they had a quarrel with their husband.

*Flogging the children with different sorts of objects because they did something wrong that requires simple advice.

*Transferring their anger after a bad day at work to the innocent children.

*Nagging and making their husbands appear worthless because he refused or couldn't meet up to a demand.

*Announcing to the whole world minor family issues that can easily be solved by simply having a closed door deliberation as one family.

*Being deaconesses and figure heads in their place of worship but when it comes to thier family, they score below average In their motherly duties.

*Being a bad cook and later blame their husbands for eating at iya basira undecided


Feel free to add yours.... i drop my pen here
Romance / Re: If U Were Given Opportunity To Write A Short Note On Your Ex What Will You Write by masterpat(m): 5:26pm On Jun 14, 2016
she is one of a kind... i miss her although i cant say this to her bcus of *pride*
Romance / Re: Strictly For Ladies by masterpat(m): 5:24pm On Jun 14, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Guys pls stay off! Y'all can sit and read comments bt pls stay away from commenting

Ladies Biko lets have some little fun.. In dis Naughtynaughty and hateu2's post.
Pls be sincere wit ur ansas. This is meant for u to knw if yhr still a saint or not . Lol *kidding


1. Ever snatched/ slept wit ur gfrnds boyfriend before?
Me? Yes! Yes yes yes! I Tink I was in 100lvl. Did I feel bad about it? Well kinda.. Cos she was my very close close frnd nd I was crushing on her fine bf. I guess they brokeup bcus of me.


2. Ever made out with a total stranger for money or free before?

No! Not yet or maybe never


3. Have u ever hit it raw wit a random guy and yhr just like arrrrggghhh fvck!

Well..


4. Ever had a one night stand before? If yes how? Why?

Nah.. Can't rembr shaa. Lol


5. Ever engaged in party before?

No, pple say it's fun tho. Bt I don't think I can be that crayyyyy. lol


6.ever slept with ur close male frnd or coursemate before? Mistakenly

Maybe


7. Have u ever fought a fellow lady because of a guy before?

Yes.. Secndry skul *coveringFace* aw never do dat again tho. He was my bf and she wanted snapping .. Durrrh!

8. Ever paid a guys bill/skul fees/ house rent before?

Nah nah nah nah.. Maybe an stingy .

Pls let's catch some little fun

Hateu2
Dollyjoy
Laveda
Halfricanadian
sandoski and all romanceland ladies


you aint completely honest with ur answers .
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush....come In... by masterpat(m): 5:04pm On Jun 14, 2016
i dont have any... I'm single n not searching
Romance / Re: Facts About Sex You Should Know by masterpat(m): 4:47pm On Jun 14, 2016
hmmmm... just passing by
Events / Re: Ghanaian Groom In Lab Coat-Looking Suit by masterpat(m): 4:23pm On Jun 14, 2016
lmao... hahaha
see f_ckup...

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Shares Photos Of Himself In A Towel by masterpat(m): 9:39pm On May 17, 2016
lovemoi2:
Sexy


Your kind of man right?
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Shares Photos Of Himself In A Towel by masterpat(m): 9:38pm On May 17, 2016
lovemoi2:
Sexy

Your kind of man right?
Politics / Roads Rehabilitation Funds Distribution Roster by masterpat(m): 10:46pm On May 14, 2016
Out of the just signed budget,rehabilitation Got N144 billion.
Federal Roads That Needs Urgent And Proper
Implementation
Includes:
1. Dualisation of Kano- Maiduguri Road (N13 b)
2. Lagos-Ibadan Express. (N40 b)
3. Benin-Sagamu Express (N8.7 b)
4. Gombe-Numan-Yola (N2.8 b)
5. Enugu-Onitsha (N5.5 b)
6. Ibadan-Ilorin (N6 b)
7. Second Niger Bridge (N13 b)
8. Odukpani-Itu-Ikot Ekp. (N6 b)
9. Ilorin-Jebba-Mokwa (N4.4 b)
10. Sokoto-Tambuwal- Kontagora-Makira (N8.8 b)
11. Oju/Loko n Bridge (N14.2b
12. Kano-Katsina (N2.6 b)
13. Sapele-Agbor Ewu (N2 b)
14. Apapa-Oshodi-Ow oroshok N5b


I hope this money will be used appropriately
Health / Re: Onitsha Ranked As The Most Polluted City In The World By WHO by masterpat(m): 10:33pm On May 14, 2016
TheNonce:
grin


See painment? Lmfao!


Go and clean your filthy region abeg! Dirty ipob dog!


Haha... its so hilarious because lowlifes like your mendicant self come from slums and the house in which you recide in presently will be rated top 3 if at all there is anything like a rating for worlds dirtiest homes...
Health / Re: Onitsha Ranked As The Most Polluted City In The World By WHO by masterpat(m): 10:04pm On May 14, 2016
TheNonce:
grin



No need! We already refer to your demented father as a highly respected big fool in our society of fools! He is our "kabiyesi!"


Now kindly get lost from my mentions you this "_stupid, _moronic, god forsaken, pained idiot"


Now its so obvious how irresponsible you are and also you are a little mannerless maggot who has achieved so little in life***poor brat consumed by all life's frustrations**


You are this poor, i wonder the faith of ur father... stinking smilling lineage of beggers.

You havnt had what to eat in days, you come NL dey insult the SE way no do you anything*** ENORMOUS FOOL***
Health / Re: Onitsha Ranked As The Most Polluted City In The World By WHO by masterpat(m): 7:43am On May 14, 2016
TheNonce:
grin



So if I call them "dirty, filthy, stinking ipob youths" now, I would be very accurate?


Solid!


If i call u a very big fool, i believe i will be very accurate as well
Celebrities / Re: Man Scammed Over Afrocandy's Video (Photos) by masterpat(m): 8:39pm On May 08, 2016
He wasnt even scammed well ..what's 10k *hisses and grabs my console pad*

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Travel / Re: Random And Interesting Travel Facts World's Travellers Probably Dont Know. by masterpat(m): 4:39pm On May 07, 2016
Explorers:
113. In 1869, Chinese and Irish laborers working on the Central Pacific Railway managed to lay down 10 miles of tracks in just one day. This accomplishment has not been matched even in modern times.

Our Avengers can blow up pipeline of 20miles within an hour grin

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