Raxxye:
Since APC did not win, it was rigged! APC supporters abi I lie?

Apc supporters answer na

mirexxx:
really food
i'll buy him a train of food!
food ke

Story

oakson:
they came for the burial of Gbagbo Elymas Jonathan(GEJ)
Sai Baba
Sai Buhari

Legodi

Since the may 29 1999 transformation to a democratic govt,we have been ruled by baba's until the GEJ administration....

Biko we are tired of baba's ruling us and let the so called leaders of 2moro be given a chance....

SAY YES TO
#youth empowerment
#women empowerment
#GEJ to 2019

jacksparrow127:

D1ck:
Even if you use a special charm, it ain't gonna work in here

I don't need to use any special charm,my appearance can do d magic

Somebody should better woo me now or else...

Why is this cuppy's face fanta and legs coke

searching4love:



IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY YOU WOULD NOTICE THE WOMAN IS NOT A NIGERIAN WOMAN. FOREIGN LADIES ARE THE BEST FOR ANY MAN WHO WANTS TRUE LOVE, HAPPINESS AND PEACE OF MIND



#team foreign girls

Dis dude again

I want to give a shout out to all my unique UNIPORT freshest graduates, particularly to by brother and friend ** Cyprian Ufondu aka C.Y

#naGODwin

Tandullceblog:
This should be in jokes section. Get ready to be banned

gbenga4my:

Sorry bout dt pal, I suffer same b4 I got to know dt u can only use ur ovaload only at 10pm - 8am.

Tnx broda

searching4love:



Not until you're hit and killed by a trailer

D young man has figured out how he is going to die... #fool

Ur searching4love will come to an end very soon cus ur life partner is waiting 4u @hell

searching4love:



THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY A NIGERIAN LADY. THEY ARE FULL OF IMMORALITY AND NOT ASHAMED TO DISPLAY IT IMAGINE A GIRL BITCHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY AND INLAWS. THIS IS A SHAME AND I WILL RATHER DIE SINGLE

U will die searching 4 love

Nneka123:
omo as e dey hot

he said thunder fire his left balls! Ayo, why

Hahahaha... u must be a very funny girl

Soneh:
i think nothing beats mtnzone you can make calls for as cheap as 0.4k per sec to all mtn lines,it's also possible for you to be charged same while calling other networks by using this trick that makes mtn sever recognise non mtn numbers as mtn numbers.what u do is just to add *555 at the end of any non-mtn numbers and u will be charged same as other mtn numbers

Really

uncle005:
Glo overload, 400% on every recharge from N200 and above, its only you that will be tired of making call. Worth a try, activate *200# ok/send, then recharge to enjoy GLO UNLIMITED.

Big big lie... I activated dis and loaded 2k and got overload of 8k...

Guess what!!! I wasn't able to use the overload to call even glo numbers not to talk of other networks... the overload was jus there looking at me n if I try dialling any number, I will get back *** u have insufficient airtime to call dis number

InyinyaAgbaOku:


I think they are talking of personal hygiene .
Abia gals are impeccably clean

More cleaner that Anambra girl

vjsmiles:
make sure you put a letter bomb inside the envelop

A LETTER TO BUHARI FROM NIGERIAN YOUTH.
MUST READ

Dear Buhari, If u want we youths
to vote
for
u,u
shuld get ready to do the
following:
1. Reduce the subscription of
Blackberry
to
N200
per month.
2. Make sure ATM dispenses as
low as 50
naira
notes.
3. Iphone 6 should be sold for as
cheap
as
tecno
phones
4. Even if u dont write exams as a
Nigerian
student
u already have 2.0 minimum CGPA.
5. Make Tonto Dikeh d new first
lady.
6. NTA would change their boring
station
tone.
7. APC should change their logo
from
Broom
to a
bottle of Hero or Orijin
8. Corpers should be given 70
thousand
naira
per
month.
9. Free calls from 7pm to 7am.
10. Free shopping at shoprite
every
Saturday.
11. No breaking up of
relationships
unless
both
parties are in agreement
12. Any restaurant that charges
more
than
180 for
a plate of food will be closed
down
13. Nigerian police must change
their
Uniform to
green white and green and it
must be
shorts
no
trouser. Then Nigerian Army
would stop
buying
plastic hilux vans for their troops
fyting
BH,
rather
they should be provided wit
humvees lyk
d
Americans.
14, kerosene and fuel should be
sold 30
naira
per
litre.
if e no dey possible den our vote
for u is
as
well
IMPOSSIBLE>=)

princeozzilly:
guess what she'll use to save your number on her BBM, "ATM Maga 20"

Hahahahahaha...

wristwatch:
U are d water in my soil. Without u I can't grow.

U are d groundnut in my guguru. Without u, I am pop corn.

U are d fanta in my lolipop. Without u I'm ndogi.

[color=#006600][/color]
Lol... how nice

Quarter-final draw:

Liverpool v Blackburn Rovers

Bradford City v Reading

Manchester United v Arsenal

Aston Villa v West Brom

Ties to be played March 7 and 8.

ronald4lif:
Baby you are the egg in my eggroll, without you I will become buns

Funny!!!

Mutuwa:
Only word(s) that moves a girl is "honest and sincere" words coming from the heart.

n what are does words?

SELENAqueensy:


What if I refuse to fall into it?

Na hin be rape case na

u want to take n not give

ITbomb:
I will help you, son.

That reaction that you describe is because you are proposing a risky level in an already comfortable level. And most often, you are making the proposal in that same environment that you relate to her as a 'lovely friend'.
Many a guys vex when they see the girl opening her legs to a dude she just met a few days. This happens cos they guy has led her to her fantasy world and she has been swooned and before she realizes herself, the brother has taken his due and all that is left is for the girl to sing their favorite song, "ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME"..
2
Here is what to do.
Move out of the locality (even if it is a week)
When you are back, and you meet her first time, hug her real tight and tell her how you missed her.
Take her somewhere romantic (do not tell her that you are taking her to somewhere romantic, just say you wan take her out.
Make sure you are sitting side by side not that romantic opposite sitting you watch in the movies.
When you are there, during a very lively discussion, create a silence scene and look her well in the eyes. (start training in front of a mirror)
In the silence, (if she catch your eyes and ask what? Much better) hold her hands, and tell her that you enjoy this moment and you wish to be experiencing it with one special person in your life (yeah, that's the killer words that you ask for) and that person is her. (and some other stuff but don't speak too much, just little and confident)

Two things may happen, if she says she will think about it, force a date on her (like a gentleman) tell her that is alright with you that you will call her the next day by 6 to get her reply. (nothing melt them more than to meet a guy's deadline, you will be occupying their mind till the expected time.

But if she start talking about how you are a brother to her or that she has a bf, then you will need to buy my ebook, just 2k

Remember, for friendzoned peeps, it is not just saying the killer words, it is how and where you say them. And please don't try this on whatsapp, if you can't talk with a girl face to face then let some smarter dude do the job

Thanks ITbomb , u are indeed the bomb

OkeEsibe:


NO YU TELL DEM ND UR PRESS ET AGAINST DEIR BOOTY

Lmao... I see

Nice technique

SELENAqueensy:
Bae, what is your account number?

Believe me, we fall for this alot

Bae, a man that u falling 4 because of his money will not passionately catch u buh rather position his bed well for u to fall unto

OkeEsibe:
I HAVE A BIG COBRA

ALL GIRLS FALL 4 ET

So u walk around exposing ur thing for them to see and fall?

Tallesty1:
I have never used words to get a woman.

What do u use?