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Food / Re: Check This Out (guys Can U Do It) by MasterUwem(m): 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2007
guys if u are doing this stop it
Culture / Re: Calabar Women Awareness. by MasterUwem(m): 10:13am On Nov 29, 2007
dem no fit kill us
Health / Re: Do You Use Cream On Your Private Area? by MasterUwem(m): 9:36am On Nov 29, 2007
You know waht, i don't rub mine cream becuase if i do, it produces dirty around it, and if i don't quickly pull my private wears it will start having some kind of smel
Family / Re: Twice Unfaithful And Lazy Husband: Should I End This Marriage? by MasterUwem(m): 9:05am On Nov 29, 2007
Madam cry
D-reloaded:

Who gives a bloody damn on what mistakes were made? As long as beating is involved the most idotic thing a female can do is STAY and "think" he'll change. Abusers NEVER change. They just tend to hide it well.
I hope you tell a sister or whomever to stay in an abusive relationship all in the name of "I don't believe in sdivorce" but you believe in a woman dying for the cause.


For BETTER for WORST
Computers / Re: Crashed Hard Disk O, Pls Help by MasterUwem(m): 8:54am On Nov 29, 2007
troubleshoot
Romance / Re: Can't I Marry My Girlfriend? She's Fifteen by MasterUwem(m): 8:49am On Nov 29, 2007
what kind of man are u want to get married to a child?, can u give your younger one at that age for marriage?? men u must be childish
Health / Re: Mosquitoes Now Carry And Spread HIV <Prank> by MasterUwem(m): 11:41am On Nov 28, 2007
Seun:

Where did you read that mosquitos can carry and spread HIV? Source, please.

Meanwhile, I'm rushing out to get myself a Mobil/Raid spray to murder the mosquitos in my room.

Seun thou shall not kill,

if you murder the one in your bedroom what about the one in your streets
Health / Re: My Body Discharges Electricity by MasterUwem(m): 11:28am On Nov 28, 2007
can u get some cable and distribute the current so we can have light smiley

because PHCN/NEPA are not reliable
Health / Re: Egg Everyday? by MasterUwem(m): 11:19am On Nov 28, 2007
Adebam:

Someone sent a post here in which she asked what can be done to gain weight.sone then suggested these items;

milo+flour+milk+egg+water - mix together.To be taken for say 2weeks

Please fellows, is it good to be taken egg everyday?

Adebam after the mixture how long can it be preserved without getting spoilt
Family / Re: How Do I Leave The Mother Of My Baby? by MasterUwem(m): 10:46am On Nov 28, 2007
beebaybee:

May God fire that hand u used in typing that message. useless idiot.

cam down ok beebaybee we all know this guy has bleeped up, but he need an advice, lets not add to his problem

please this is an advicing forum  smiley cheesy
Family / Re: How Do I Leave The Mother Of My Baby? by MasterUwem(m): 10:45am On Nov 28, 2007
cam down ok beebaybee we all know this guy has bleeped up, but he need an advice, lets not add to his problem

please this is an advicing forum
Health / Re: There Is A health helper In House That Answers Your Health Questions by MasterUwem(m): 3:30pm On Nov 27, 2007
thank you Sir, i will give u a call
Health / Re: Which Part Of Your Body Is Most Important To You? by MasterUwem(m): 12:22pm On Nov 27, 2007
ladies and gentelmen!!!!!!!

all the parts are very important and are equal.

A man without legs cannot go out on his own.

A man without eyes cannot go out on his own.

A man without body will not be alive

A man without heady/brian is not living.

A man without tongue can not feel the test of any thing

A man wiithout privat part can not bear a child

A man without hands can not hold any thing.

A man without fings can't associate with other human beings.

You can agree with me that all the parts are functioning together, you can't do without the other.
Health / Re: My Wife Has A Mental Problem by MasterUwem(m): 12:14pm On Nov 26, 2007
God will help u out
Health / Re: There Is A health helper In House That Answers Your Health Questions by MasterUwem(m): 8:41am On Nov 26, 2007
what made it serious are u a doctor?
Politics / Re: Evil Monkeys Versus Kenyan Women by MasterUwem(m): 2:46pm On Nov 23, 2007
this are wild monkeys, not ordinary monkeys,
Health / Re: There Is A health helper In House That Answers Your Health Questions by MasterUwem(m): 2:34pm On Nov 23, 2007
thanks alot for all your contribution
Nairaland / General / Re: Shalom by MasterUwem(m): 11:11am On Nov 23, 2007
Da Man thansk i got it.

cheer!!!!!!!!
Health / Re: NAFDAC Hooks Julius Berger Over Fake Drugs by MasterUwem(m): 11:05am On Nov 23, 2007
i think that company should be band from nigeria.

first the printer 11 contianers of money

second they import and re-sell fake drugs.


may be who knows what will happend next, they may even claim abuja to be Part of Germany !!!
Health / Re: Abortion Pills by MasterUwem(m): 10:59am On Nov 23, 2007
why re u trying to kill that innocent babe with your friend
Health / Re: Abortion Pills by MasterUwem(m): 10:57am On Nov 23, 2007
Thou shall not Kill or commit murder
Health / What could this be by MasterUwem(m): 10:38am On Nov 23, 2007
I have found the answer to my question
Romance / Re: Date Me If You Can! by MasterUwem(m): 3:15pm On Nov 22, 2007
make u na run this guy fit pregnant one!!!!!! ohhh
Food / Re: How Popular Is Zobo Drink? by MasterUwem(m): 3:13pm On Nov 22, 2007
pls want to know
Food / Re: How Popular Is Zobo Drink? by MasterUwem(m): 3:12pm On Nov 22, 2007
what is zobo and what are the benefits of drinking zobo
Food / Re: Banana by MasterUwem(m): 3:09pm On Nov 22, 2007
monkey group undecided
Food / Re: Zoborodo (aka) Zobo Drink by MasterUwem(m): 3:07pm On Nov 22, 2007
it ok
Food / Re: Is There Anything As Too Much Beans Or Water? by MasterUwem(m): 3:02pm On Nov 22, 2007
pls continue it is good for your health, especially the WATER

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