Wait first let me take measurements..

9

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Why women gotta take away everytin men love.....

Divay22:
Why will i reply a married man's PM (no offence)

Touche'.....(you read my previous post)
Buh am not married dho....haven't found her yet.....and not for lack of trying

godfrey01:
You arr not alone...i am also with you, but mine is hereditary... My father has bald head like wise his brothers... No matter how you try you can't avert it if its hereditary..... I HAVE USED ALL SORT OF CREAMS NONE WORKED ON MY HAIR BUT WORKED PERFECTLY FOR OTHERS... THATS WHAT NOW MADEME BELEIVE MINE IS HEREDITARY...Rock it men as I am rocking mine with a nice hair cut that you wont know I am bald...

Recommend a cream abeg

Divay22:
Happy marriage life to them
Who cares the place he proposed,the ring is more important and valuable

This could be us but you dont reply my pm's

Hmmmm

NubiLove:
The Hausa man started the trouble by slapping first. If he had kept his hands to himself nobody would be dead.

U sure say d woman no push am comot or anyoda form of assault wey come trigger slap .....there is more to dat story

Cc lalasticlala

This guy is really suffering....

ToriBlue:
I know she trash my name at my back but I won't let her know, I will still be laughing a dangerous laugh with her but at the back of my mind I know .

Hmmm....mature

nNEOo:
My friend name is mavel,shee is a dick en she doesn't no that I know

Baba share if got any

Hello Nairalanders
Lets share that dark, dirty, little secret you know about your friend but they have no idea you know it...let me start



»» one time, i saw my now ex's nvde pix on naijauncut p0rn site....turns out she sends them to some Indian guys like that for cool cash and......shyt happnd

»» one time, on a saturday afternoon, i went to borrow xbox controller from my good friend, i knocked n he ddnt open so i went thru d back. Unaware of my presence ...I saw him on d floor, rolling and trying to suck his own dee.....he succeeded and i quietly left
Until today he doesnt know y i dont hang wit him no more like b4






Drop yours plz

Ikpeabujo:
PLS DNT MIND MY ERROR....
dis is my story.......looking at my life as guy in his early 20s. i decieded i need to independent on my own so started a labourin work to raise capital needed for d business i want. well i was able to save 70k. i payed for shop,purchase items needed 4 d business than i start in busines in early dis year "20!7" with all my effort am fightin for d busines to stand but it seens nothing is moving.... nothing is going as plan even i have gone back to d labouring work i left some month ago because i cnt explain wot happen to d money i have at hand.am totally confused .... d busines in qustn is poke meat business...pls i need a good advice cos am feelin like a failure

U hav fvcckd away your destiny......leave women alone n go for deliverance n restoration prayer

agbonkamen:
I can't even imagine myself giving mouth action. nairaland guys dick are too black..........na joke o

The darker the dee....

Trouser or no trouser women contours are meant to be properly hidden....true or false .....trouser is just wrong

My thought

Deep deep down we all know the truth....

We want to be christians but just cant forego sometins....deep down we know that our outward look matters too n not just individual heart as popularly said....God is perfect n powerful that he could have added extra length, colour ot texture to human hair and eyes and lip and boob if he wanted to....dont indirectly call Him imperfect...

Anyways who am i to preach....kettle-pot right?

Bro Code people....no fokin of friend's relative...things will just not be the same as before

Omo if this guy bite you eh....na bite and detach oO

comshots:
I have eaten one rice that taste like a rubber in my mouth.Is that the rubber rice?And what is the material that is use to manufacture it?

Rubber ofcourse

vizkiz:


2billion naira as your account balance.

Some wraps of weed, chicken and vodka on your table

Your woman sleeping on your laps putting on just bra and panties

With a game pad on your hand playing some badass 3D games with your guys through the Internet on your 200 inches Curvy TV

Bro this is perfection.

This just gave me a gboner.....#paradise right there

I can relate

Aliyu333:
sorry no call me over sabi. But should in case is a tautology. So its better u use should it exist or in case it exist, but not both.

SEND ME YOUR RESUME'

kennyjam:

please, which advice would you advise a new student intending to make first class?

-Your close friends will determine what you grad with....pick wisely

-Every course have its secret of passing it, some can be as simple as just only solving d past questions while some courses are tot by lecturers who ALWAYS give impromptu test every year (hav friend above ur level), u should know all this things as early as possible every semester

- Discover what reading method works for you as early as possible preferably b4 ur first exam

- Make friend with a 200L first class material

- Forget womanizing completely (cos some women carry badluck beliv it or not)

- Take ur C.A's seriously, if possible more than ur exams




See you at the other side bro....

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xolomonstrides:


Op how did you know he is a robber, was he caught in the act? Who shot him? Who witnessed the shooting or robbery?
All this half stories on NAIRALAND has to stop!

Well, I would not blame you much but the Nigerians who would comment on any thing without asking questions. Someone would just wake up in the morning, post a pics of a dead man and say he is a thief, without any further insight . Nigerians would begin to comment" good for him" not knowing whether the op has murdered someone and say he is a robber. What I am saying is this, post creators should always give a full story so that rational minds would give a rational judgement. And people should always ask rational questions. Instead of acting like we are some uneducated zombies. Later we go dey Blame media for bad journalism

Bro u have been noticed ooO.....next time just ignore....

Churchillsaug:
I dnt knw how to give hundred likes, I could've given u. Those guys collected my coprative money, (280k) my samsung open and close blade that time in 2007, I was begging them for JUST my sim because my exam number was in it, they hit something on my head and when I woke up the following day, I found myself inside that smelling 7up canal along Ikosi road, Ketu with a broken neck. I stand with jungle justice even if my own person is involved

OMG....they tot u werr dead!!

Kelly737:
I paid twice for my land in Ikeja

Wetin be omo niile

Btw....welcome to Nairaland

chimdi101:

Who or where be Franco?

Never mind

chimdi101:
Some guys will say it's a lie sha...
I attended a military school, my friends dared me to do sometin so dangerous, but I was more than a daredevil
There was a gun a soldier left resting on the gate, so I took the gun and pointed at the soldier while he was coming back, (I was putting on a mask tho) the funny thing was that he raised his hands up despite the fact that he was aware I was a student, and then I threw the gun, ran away and hid, and I wasn't chased by him, I escaped his wrath!

Dude na Franco be dat?