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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by MaziOmenuko: 10:04am On Mar 17, 2019
Trailer was shot so perfectly not to give away anything. Except of course snow riding a dragon; no clues whatsoever on what will happen, who will die, who will reign.
These people will not make heave aswear.

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Religion / Re: How Sex Can Make You Miss Your Ultimate Flight by MaziOmenuko: 8:34am On Mar 17, 2019
Christians are so obsessed with sex..na waoh!
Education / Re: University Admission Offer Vs Nigeria Air Force Recruitment Offer by MaziOmenuko: 10:41pm On Mar 16, 2019
airprinz:
You for kukuma give am visa make he go study abroad. You know how harsh the economy is presently, why would you advise him to opt for school instead of going for the job? if he's working there, wont he be oportuned to go to school again? Senseless reply

Your level of reasoning leaves a lot to be desired. A harsh economy is the more reason he should seek for the best rather than settle for the worse. Something tells me this would be hard for you to understand so I'll just let you be.
Education / Re: University Admission Offer Vs Nigeria Air Force Recruitment Offer by MaziOmenuko: 8:25pm On Mar 16, 2019
Manuel69:


Compared to the 35k someone said, yes. 55k is a good start. How much does N power pay?

You don't get it do you? You are comparing two unfortunate scenarios. Let me ask you some questions; how much does a fresh graduate employed in banks earn? 180k - 250k. And b4 you ask how many people get the job, with a 2'1, you are sure to be invited for a screening test in any bank that is recruiting and trust me, the lot I know employ fresh graduates at least twice a year.

With a good degree, you are sure to be shortlisted for as much interviews as possible. The rest is now left on your personal capacity and how well you can sell yourself. It's not ghosts that work with blue chip companies in this country. If you decide to be competing with the N-powers, that's quite unfortunate. You can advise him to enroll into airforce and start earning 64k per month. After 5yrs, when his mates are thru with school and service, he will be an air corporal earning 74k per month while his mates that are now graduates will enroll as commissioned lieutenants with nothing less than 180k per month. At the peak of his career, after over 25yrs of service, he will be a warrant officer earning a little over 100k with 4 children to cater for while his mates are mostly in their senior managerial role, majors and captains earning nothing less than 1mil per month.

The land is fallow and fertile, you can chose to be a mediocre and end up jelousing your peeps forever.

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Education / Re: University Admission Offer Vs Nigeria Air Force Recruitment Offer by MaziOmenuko: 8:08pm On Mar 16, 2019
Manuel69:


Loud it for that bros that said 35k please.
Airforce is bae jare.

So 55k is bae for you? Try renting an apartment, pay children's school fees and maintain a family with that amount. You guys be giving advise from a disadvantage position.

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Education / Re: University Admission Offer Vs Nigeria Air Force Recruitment Offer by MaziOmenuko: 8:04pm On Mar 16, 2019
baylord101:
I left the military for school, I bliv I deserve better.

People just think of the now rather than planning for their future. There is no contentment in answering "yessiirrr" to young officers that you know you can be better than.

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Education / Re: University Admission Offer Vs Nigeria Air Force Recruitment Offer by MaziOmenuko: 7:54pm On Mar 16, 2019
I see a lot of peeps advising you to chose being an airman than getting an adequate education. After serving 25yrs as an airforce recruit, a newly commissioned officer with a degree certificate will still rank above you. I don't know why people have this primitive mentality of grabbing anything that comes their way because the cowards are afraid of tomorrow. If you are above 23yrs, you can enroll into the airforce, if not, enroll into the school and get educated. Education is not just about getting work; it sets you up and equips you for the life journey ahead.

Just know that if you enroll into airforce now, their is a limit to what you can achieve in the future. your promotion is capped at a certain limit. With an adequate education, you can soar higher than what you are dreaming of right now. Don't be myopic.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Ever Did This It Means life dealt you a bad hand. by MaziOmenuko: 6:56pm On Mar 16, 2019
Boarding school, early-mid nineties. I had this panchant of not being able to play football barefooted so I always wear them slippers. As a boarder, all scrap change must be conserved for other important expense so spending it on a cobbler was a no-no.

Funny enough, I carried same attitude to high institution. Can't forget my first semester when my course mate (a babe) happened to see my slippers with safety pin underneath. She laughed at me so hard and I became a topic and illustration of poverty to her. I just avoided the bi'tch like a plague. It was just a matter of time b4 she realized her folly.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Prince Osisioma Foundation Appoints Prince Onyebuchi Eze As New Ambassador by MaziOmenuko: 9:28am On Mar 15, 2019
Omoluabi9:
"Foundation" wey dey announce themselves like this? undecided

If they didn't pay seun for this to be on front-page I would be surprised

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Meets Abaribe, T.A. Orji As They Receive Certificate Of Return by MaziOmenuko: 2:51pm On Mar 14, 2019
You see those three peeps on that picture? If, just if their mum just had a little miscarriage during her first trimester of pregnancy, Abia would have been better than it is now.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Collapsed Building: We Have Rescued All Trapped Victims — LASEMA by MaziOmenuko: 10:52am On Mar 14, 2019
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Properties / Re: LRU Arrives Collapsed School With Echo Devices To Scan For Persons Alive by MaziOmenuko: 10:51am On Mar 14, 2019
b0rn2fuck:
The arrival that should not have taken 4 hours, in modern world, famous city like Lagos...

That equipment was air-freighted from another country; its not as if they had it domiciled in their office all these while.
Politics / Re: Imo State Election Result [% Of Votes Scored By Candidates In Various Lga's] by MaziOmenuko: 7:50pm On Mar 13, 2019
MadamExcellency:


I have the results.

From what you posted, Ihedioha didn't get 25% in any other LGA other than the ones he won and it's a complete lie.

Is BBC the REC or Party Agent?

Ma, Kindly post the right result if you are privy to such. I'm a bit worried that as at now, we are yet to get credible facts as to the true situation of things. Note that Uche Nwosu has complained of the same mishap and I believe he is basing his complaints based on this same result sheet that BBC has.

Like I said earlier, legality cannot stand on illegality. If the returning officer declared a winner out of ignorance, INEC should have called him to other immediately. The silence is looking suspicious. Who benefits if this illegality stands? Who will preside over Imo when the court grants Uche and Ararume their pleas and instruct INEC to do a re-run becuase, trust me, no sensible Judge will let this stand.

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Politics / Re: . by MaziOmenuko: 6:34pm On Mar 13, 2019
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Politics / Re: . by MaziOmenuko: 6:34pm On Mar 13, 2019
singa4real:



To Anser your question, Inec did not declare ihedioha winner in error with the following explanations.

1. He score the highest number of valid vote cast.

2. To ascertain if he score 25% of total valid vote cast in at least two third of the local government.

This calculation is applied:

Total valid vote = 686,037

One third of valid vote : 686,037÷3 = 228,679

Two third of the valid vote cast : 228,679 × 2 = 457,358

25% of total valid vote cast : 457,358 ÷ 100 x 25 = 114,339.5

Which 25% of 2/3 of local government valid vote is around 76,226


So pdp candidate score : 277,582 which is above 76,226

What sort of voodoo mathematics is this? The OP asked a valid question which I have been asking too; but apparently, people are becoming more sentimental than being objective. Personally, Rochas and co are a disgrace; but you cannot build legality on illegality. The constitution is clear, and Ihedioha did not get the required spread.

Most likely, Uche will get a court injunction to stop Ihedioha from getting sworn in and nobody sits at Douglas house until the case is resolved.

INEC had better include Imo in the rerun so APC do not take over administrative duties in the state during the trial/rerun period. No sane judge will overlook this rape on our constitution. Hilary Clinton got the highest number of votes in the last US election but Trump won more electoral college votes and the rest is history. Let us not set bad precedence because you don't know who will misuse it tomorrow.

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Travel / Re: Boeing Is Going To Update The Control Software On The 737 MAX by MaziOmenuko: 6:12am On Mar 13, 2019
After many mishaps? Trust me, even if they upload, upgrade and optimize, nobody's flying that sh'it anytime soon.

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Politics / Re: Imo State Governorship Election Results Updates by MaziOmenuko: 9:31pm On Mar 12, 2019
Warship:

As for Umuahia, those across IMO River are Etiti people who migrated to that place eg Umuopara people.
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Just to set the record straight, Umuahia is not 'a poeple' but a place. There are no people from 'umuahia', although some will tell you that they are from Umuahia because their real tribe falls into the Umuahia geographical location. The people are those from umuopara, ibeku, olokoro and parts of umudike.
Politics / Re: Imo State Governorship Election Results Updates by MaziOmenuko: 3:01pm On Mar 11, 2019
LordNapoleon:
Bullshit! Obowo and Ihitte Uboma are not part of Mbaise clan. Mbaise and Ngwa are of the same root. Don't include Obowo and Ihitte Uboma abeg.

I may not be right, but I believe strongly that Obowo and Ihitte Uboma are of the same clan as Mbaise. Proximity is the number one fact I base my submission on, coupled with the fact that they share a lot in common.

As per the Ngwa and Mbaise root, the only thing that relates to them strongly is their longevity of life. The two clans are blessed with grace of old age (I believe that is why the duo arguably have the highest population in Igbo land).

They have other negative traits too that they share which, due to the make-up of this forum, I will not be discussing.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MaziOmenuko: 7:48pm On Mar 10, 2019
Reality check!
We are not invincible afterall. We need to be ruthless in front of goal. We were in control of the midfield yet got nothing out of this game.

Fred leaves a lot to be desired

Unto thenext one.
Politics / Re: Governorship Results From Kano by MaziOmenuko: 6:41pm On Mar 10, 2019
VirginFinder:


Did I lie

BrownRoofRep:

Hhahaha
Quick! Stable boy! I've encountered and huge pile of bull droppings!

You both should hush it already! Aren't you both ashamed of your shallow argument based solely on ethnic sentiments? Why are you both distracting everyone else trying to get a viable update? How has your sick banters helped anyone?

Lalasticlala, abeg hide these sick banters and ban the duo if they refuse to respect themselves.

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Politics / Re: Breaking! Orji Kalu Sweeps Polling Unit With Wide Margin. by MaziOmenuko: 9:29pm On Mar 09, 2019
fergie001:
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In all...it will take a difficult and almost impossible task to unseat Ikpeazu from experience based on the way Abia votes rigs.
The gov no follow but Abia South and Central....NA there algebra dey happen....and that's where PDP will likely get the wins from.

PDP will get good votes from the North, that's where deputy governor is from and they love him. Central is a free for all but the south will vote PDP. Ngwa man doesn't care of the state is burning as long as their brother retains the seat.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MaziOmenuko: 9:17pm On Mar 09, 2019
kodded:


and a defeat means a trip back to Norway, not so ?

Naa, inasmuch as we are being optimistic, we are also realists. These results we are getting are sure unreal. Nobody gets this lucky all the time; the law of averages comes to play with time. Our results since Ole took over are far from unreal, they are actually an overkill judging from where we were coming from. No new signings and we are having these records.

What options do we have apart from Ole? Porchettino? Zidane? Molde has to mould a new coach. If we let Ole go, Madrid might as well snatch him up. With these results he has, he's definitely not going back to Norway.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MaziOmenuko: 8:55pm On Mar 09, 2019
neezar:

Ogbeche

Wetin I do the dude naa? Abeg, make I crawl back to my shell.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MaziOmenuko: 8:46pm On Mar 09, 2019
Whose hiding my comments?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MaziOmenuko: 7:12pm On Mar 09, 2019
With these spurs results of late, the Porchettino to United option is dieing a natural death. Now top 4 seems easy for us. A win against gunners 2mrw and we can as well give Ole a blank paper to write his own contract terms and pay.

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Family / Re: My Wife Prays And Curses My Female Admires With Bible At Midnight by MaziOmenuko: 10:05am On Mar 09, 2019
Na waoh! Na real terrorist your wife be aswear! Just advise her to pray that your dckk won't stand except for her; that would be a better prayer point.

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Pets / Re: Rottweiler Dog Bites Pupil To Death In Port-Harcourt, Shot Dead After. Photos by MaziOmenuko: 7:33pm On Mar 06, 2019
Rotts and Pitbulls are very violent breed of dogs. They have to be properly socialized so as to avoid incidences such as this.

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Celebrities / Re: Adeboye: Meet Winners Of Daddy Freeze #TeaChallenge by MaziOmenuko: 4:05pm On Mar 05, 2019
HigherEd:
Freeze wants you to be logical with your faith. He wants to move you into the realm where God cannot function which is the realm of logic and reason.

really? That's discouraging to hear. So then, when your bible says 'Come let us REASON together, says the lord', what sort of reasoning was he anticipating since you are of the notion that he doesn't function in the realm of logic?

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Politics / Re: Ben Ayade Commissions Toothpick Factory In Cross River State by MaziOmenuko: 5:49pm On Mar 04, 2019
ikorodureporta:

As if they won't import the raw materials

That is the biggest challenge manufacturing companies face in Nigeria - Raw Material!

By the time you are done importing raw material, the finished good will be more expensive than the imported material hence retailers will still prefer to import and sell at a higher profit margin than buy from you the producer.

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Education / Re: What Do You Regret Not Doing In Your University/School Days? by MaziOmenuko: 7:28pm On Mar 01, 2019
Nothing really, had my fun and balanced it with academics too. Started living off camp from the word 'go' so I drank the way I liked, studied how I understood, partied the way I wanted, smoked weed for the first time in my life and got so high that I almost touched the skies (true story).

I am so proud of my school days. It makes me more focused in being an adult right now. Nothing really distracts me now: women? Party? Fun? Love? Friends? Adventures? Challenges? Heartbreaks? Disappointments? I had them all and that keeps me at peace with my inner being now.

Don't get holed up in that school and be working on your academics alone. Make friends, create indelible marks on people's minds.

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Politics / Re: “I Plan To Be President For 2 Years And Hand Over To Osinbajo”– President Buhari by MaziOmenuko: 10:06am On Mar 01, 2019
You are starting your blogging career with lies; check where those who towed the same line ended.

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