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Travel / Re: Which Are The Top 5 Most Traffic Congested Roads In Lagos by MaziOmenuko: 11:33pm On Feb 05, 2019
rayobaba:
No. It's d other way round. Dopemu to ikeja along.

Dokpemu to Ikeja along in the morning hours, hen Ikeja along to dokpemu in the evening hours. That traffic is already a tourist attraction

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Travel / Re: Which Are The Top 5 Most Traffic Congested Roads In Lagos by MaziOmenuko: 11:31pm On Feb 05, 2019
Ikeja_along to iyana ipaja! That traffic na die! 3rd mainland is a learner where that road dey. You.can comfortably prepare dinner on that road; hawkers sell everything from stove, to water, to groceries, ingredients, water and toothpick.

Mile 2 to apapa is not a traffic jam. That one na evil spirits dey do meeting regularly.

Barracks-volks-badagry na buy-one-get-one-free. If you are coming from island to volks, you may just end up getting to your gate by 4am and then turn around to return to work. No need to go home again.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MaziOmenuko: 6:46pm On Feb 03, 2019
Can't help but admire the impact of Andrea Hererra on this team. Jose almost ended that dude's career but he has stepped up to be almost indispensable in the team. He has started almost all of our games and the last time Ole tried to rest him against Burnley, it almost resulted in a disseaster.
Now 4th position is just within our reach. We should concentrate on that and hopefully, we can achieve that.

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Tinubu Speaks On Ambode's Impeachment, Reveals Next Line Of Action by MaziOmenuko: 5:55pm On Feb 03, 2019
So, what was the resolution? Has he agreed to release the N45bil or what?

Stingy, dirty politicians!

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of PDP Campaign Rally In Kebbi State by MaziOmenuko: 5:50pm On Feb 03, 2019
All these PDP and APC appollogists should spare us all these pix and propaganda; like we don't know how all these crowds come about. Election is not won based on who pulls the largest crowd. By the time the chips are down, these propaganda won't mean much. Theres really little or nothing to look forward to in the upcoming election. It is a matter of heads we lose, tails we still lose.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zambian Entourage Of 25 Travel To US To Receive Four Fire Trucks (Photos) by MaziOmenuko: 5:36pm On Feb 03, 2019
Were they planning to tow the trucks back to Lusaka? Couldn't they stay back and have it delivered to them and then they could do all the Snapchat in their own country?

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Attends Thanksgiving Service After Helicopter Crash - Photos/ Video by MaziOmenuko: 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2019
Let he who has ear let him hear. You are taking advantage of the poverty in the land to share N10k months to election; ferrying money all about in your bid to look good not minding the legal implications of money laundering acts. Disrespecting the office of the VP and the reverred position of SAN. Don't count your chickens yet, if you continue on this path, the inevitable will certainly happen.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: ‘hope Nothing Happened To Trader Money’ – Nigerians React To Vp’s Cras by MaziOmenuko: 12:38pm On Feb 03, 2019
I have said it earlier, our VP should stop disrespecting his office by his act of sharing money about. This is disrespectful and as a SAN and proffesor of law, he should know better.

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Politics / Re: No Serious Vice President Hawks N10,000, PDP Tells Osinbajo by MaziOmenuko: 8:13am On Jan 02, 2019
I totally agree with the PDP on this. It is becoming an insult to the country that the revered position of VP is made a mockery of with those incessant display of public hawking trader money.

I thought someone within the presidency would have called him to order by now. If he can't respect himself as a Senior Advocate of Nigeria and an Erudite Professor of the esteemed legal practice, he should respect the office he occupies.
Politics / Re: Pictures From The Construction Happening In Oshodi by MaziOmenuko: 9:05pm On Dec 30, 2018
EngineerOloye:
I'm pretty sure you consider your self a smart person but you should have noticed the coming together in Ambodes road project.
3years time, may God keep us, I believe you will be better informed by what you see.

I'm replying you because you sounded civil and objective in your submission.

Now take a look at the last pic, does it look a bit like anything is 'coming together' from that pix? I drive through that route daily enroute Ikeja, the routes surrounding that central area is a mess! How do you build an interchange without having all road networks leading to the interchange working? I said same about Ikeja transport terminal that was hurriedly commissioned and ignorant peels were ranting as usual. Now go back and check that terminal. It was been condoned off at late becuase it was 'unusable'.

Elephant projects don't mean nada if there are none complementary activities within the same axis.

But like you said, we'll wait and watch.

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Politics / Re: Pictures From The Construction Happening In Oshodi by MaziOmenuko: 10:53am On Dec 30, 2018
Okrikacity:


Bad Belle face front

If such is built in Ghana now you will hail Ghana government.

Why can't you appreciate good project for once.


Lol...u are too naive to understand my point.

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Religion / Re: Is Sport Betting Truly A Sin? by MaziOmenuko: 10:43am On Dec 30, 2018
gr8tone:
yeah, this is the saddest part of betting. It is addictive, no doubt about that but is it a sin to engage in sport betting? When you bet to the point you can no longer provide for yourself and even your family, then I can categorically say that such a person is not a responsible bettor

I doubt if punting is addictive. I do it, with the app, funded so once in a while, I test my punting ability by picking just 2 odds. Like, I just placed 5k on that odd shared by sureodds becuase I have analysed it and it made sense.

People dedicate their date of birth combination daily to play the lottery, some pick some random lucky numbers and play it daily. You can never tell when the stars will allign for your cause. Shey una dey pray same make baba call pick una call? If you don't keep dialing that number, how is he going to pick?

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Politics / Re: Pictures From The Construction Happening In Oshodi by MaziOmenuko: 8:24am On Dec 30, 2018
Building a magnificent transport exchange at the heart of oshodi. Looks like a wonderful world class project right?

Rubbish! The idea of a transport exchange would work were things are a little more organised: rail system, organised transport system etc. Trust me, 3yrs from now, that magnificent place will be occupied by oshodi touts. They will have self contained accommodation there, allocate rooms and space to themselves with the kingpins at the choicest spots. It will be a cool stuff to smoke weed and a joint to run to when the bag of an innocent passerby is snatched.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Releases Pictures Of Weapons Seized From Army In Baga- Terror Monitor by MaziOmenuko: 6:35am On Dec 30, 2018
This is a big cause for concern. We are not only funding boko haram through paying stupid ransom, e now help them to import arms! They don't need any help from their ISIS brotherhood now to get arms. All they need is to ransack any military base of their choice, pick up their choicest hardware's, destroy the rest and keep marching on.

Na waoh!

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Politics / Re: Police Cut Power Supply To Dino Melaye's House by MaziOmenuko: 6:25am On Dec 30, 2018
Lol...what next? Throw in some flaring dangerous gas into the house and infade it at the dead of night with night goggles and nose masks?

C'mon guys! Show us you still got it!

*grabs popcorn*
Celebrities / Re: Davido: People Wanted To See Me Fail, I Was Sued 4 Days To My Concert by MaziOmenuko: 6:00am On Dec 30, 2018
Just wondering if the Redeemed Christian Church of God was behind the suing becuase of the name 'City of David'. It must have been a powerful grouo like RCCG that made him change the name of his concert.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Helped Me Overcome Pains Of My Son’s Death –d’banj by MaziOmenuko: 5:44am On Dec 30, 2018
Every Nigerian celeb has this 'mystical' enemies that always wish them bad. They always talk about some 'cabal' that don't want them to prosper, or that is wishing them I'll, or suing them days to their show. These enemies are either intangible or metaphysical but they are sure to exist in the celebs mind. Any criticism from anybody points to that strong held believe of 'cabal' trying to pull them down.

Maybe they really exist, maybe it's the real village people, maybe it's their shadows they are scared of; maye it's a figment of their paranoid imagination. But they do spend quality time discussing this cabal and making sure everyone believes it.

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Celebrates Her 39th Birthday With Adorable Photos by MaziOmenuko: 6:12am On Dec 28, 2018
pDudd:


Nope. She was like an aunty back then.

Lol...what's with you guys and people's age nah? Leave her let her be 39 nah. Ah ah!

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Family / Re: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by MaziOmenuko: 6:07am On Dec 28, 2018
funmisticqueen:
Yabaleft Has rehab

Lol...don't tell me you believe the young girl needs rehab for something as natural as sex.
Properties / Re: Please Help, How Do I Stop My Landlord From Locking Me Outside Everyday? by MaziOmenuko: 5:55am On Dec 28, 2018
Omudia11:
So people shouldn't lock their gates when they please because of champions league grin

Oga, robberies mostly happen at night.
That is a known fact.

Read my post again, especially the 2nd paragraph where I stated that compounds should be locked at all times and not just from 8pm. The robbers that attack you at night don't do so by 9pm or 10pm do they?

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Properties / Re: Please Help, How Do I Stop My Landlord From Locking Me Outside Everyday? by MaziOmenuko: 5:32am On Dec 28, 2018
Omudia11:
What concerns the landlord here. So they shouldn't lock their gate? Or must they wait till 9:30 in this Buhari regime before locking the gate thereby putting everybody at risk?

You guys don't understand that someone can stroll into your compound by 5pm, walk to you while you are picking the clothes on the line outside and with a gun pointed at you, lead you inside your house, pick your valuables, lock you inside and walk away quitely. It can happen even by 1pm when the sun is at its peak.

Compounds should be locked at all times but the gates must be designed that it can be opened from outside with a key. 9pm is when champions league starts and peeps who enjoy watching match will do so and get back by 10:30.

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Properties / Re: Please Help, How Do I Stop My Landlord From Locking Me Outside Everyday? by MaziOmenuko: 5:20am On Dec 28, 2018
8pm is not the issue as compounds are meant to be locked at all times. Each tenant should have his own key and the gate be designed in such a way that it can be opened from outside with a key. Security consciousness shouldn't start by 8pm alone, should be round the clock.

At times, by 8pm I am still at work. You leave work and may want to unwind before hitting home. Getting home only to be locked outside for an hour? Nah, it will only happen once. The landlord and I will have a long discussion that night becuase my people say a sacrilege left unchecked soon turns to tradition. If he is unmoved, I will get a welder to redesign that gate so it can be accessed from outside.

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Phones / Re: See The Response Mark Zuckerberg Gave Facebook User Over Jesus by MaziOmenuko: 4:50am On Dec 28, 2018
Sarcasm at its best.

A subtle way of telling the dude that Jesus most likely is fake else he (the dude) wuld have been friends with Jesus if he really existed.
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Addict Do You Wish To End In 2018? by MaziOmenuko: 4:46am On Dec 28, 2018
nkemdi89:
Porn and masturbation.

Lol...you'd be 30 next year so forget about fighting the addiction and learn to tolerate it. At least a bit of control here and there wouldn't bite you.

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Family / Re: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by MaziOmenuko: 4:33am On Dec 28, 2018
othenok:
You're focusing more on the symptoms and not the cause. Your sister needs to see a therapist that will help her. This not a beating issue. She needs psychological intervention. Please get her help asap

Xda59:
It is obvious your sister is a Nymphomaniac. She needs sex rehab asap.

Guys calm down, Na naija family be dis no be jand things. How you wan take her go rehab even if they find one? You bundle her inside the trunk of the car and head down to rehab? She doesn't see her lifestyle as a problem. She probably have friends of the same age doing it so why would hers be any different. Moreover, she's enjoying it.
Family / Re: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by MaziOmenuko: 4:27am On Dec 28, 2018
IamPlato:
you All Are Just Saying She Needs love. Bros! Love Is One Thing This Useless Girl Doesnt Lack at All... My Mother's Love For Her Is So Strong. When Ever My Father Forgave her He'd Draw Her Close But She Ends Up Doing The same Thing And Even Worse

Lol...peeps don't understand waddup; she's not as terrible as your family is making her look. Shes having sex, yes, that's waddup. Sex has destroyed good families; women has abandoned their husband, children and good homes just to follow one Street boy becuase of sex. Responsible men have lost their work/family/careers because of sex. Trying to stop a teenager from having sex is trying to work against nature. She's started it, what your family needs is damage control.

You think it's worse now? Nope! Think of what happens if she gets HIV? Or pregnant? Or tries aborting a feotus and damages her womb? Those are the permanent scars that could ruin her totally. So try and compare where she is now to the scenarios I just painted, then you will realize that chasing her out of the house was a bad move.

Well, you are not the decision maker in your house, your dad is and as such, you have little or no influence in the matter. Just talk to your dad to losen up. His uptight ars'e will ruin that girl. Burning her properties does not mean nada. If/when she gets belle, the home-boy riding her now will definitely push her away and guess where she will come to? Same house you guys chased her off. Whether una like am or not

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Politics / Re: Just In: Police Arrest Badeh’s Alleged Killers by MaziOmenuko: 8:37pm On Dec 26, 2018
Not even the Air Force will believe this police story. They will continue working on the background to identify the killers while the police keep parading common criminals and pilferers.
Travel / Re: Cost Of Living In Nigeria 2018: Give Key Costs Of Neccesities In Your Area by MaziOmenuko: 8:30pm On Dec 26, 2018
asuustrike1:

Not true I have a friend that lives there and he doesn't have an idea of the price of ashawo

Just saying hypothetically

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Travel / Re: Cost Of Living In Nigeria 2018: Give Key Costs Of Neccesities In Your Area by MaziOmenuko: 7:02pm On Dec 26, 2018
Any young man that stays in allen/opebi Ikeja always always always knows the price of ashawo. That area is the Sodom and Gomorrah extension here in naija. Next is old ojo road in satelite town.

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Crime / Re: Stowaways Who Threatened Crew Of Ship Are Nigerians And Liberians by MaziOmenuko: 7:28am On Dec 25, 2018
Harmless civilians Na dem una dey show unaself like this? See write-up be like James Bond movie. Unarmed stowaways for that matter! Just one armed crew member could have neutralized 4 of them.

Abeggii

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Government Responds To APC Request For Use Of Stadium For Buhari by MaziOmenuko: 2:41pm On Dec 23, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Unlike Amaechi that denied Jonathan use of Portharcourt stadium in 2015, Udom has kept to his word of level playing field for all actors, including members of opposition

Have you relocated to AkwaIbom now? Is that where the greener pasture lies?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MaziOmenuko: 10:04am On Dec 20, 2018
monerozi5590:
ehp12, i heard this morning on radio that Mourinho has a higher win percentage than both Klopp and Pochettino during his days at Old Trafford.

Both coaches have not won even a spoon but no one is coming for their heads. Is always easy to criticize Mou right?

Every club has its standards and expectations. Irrespective of how many trophies Mou won at old trafford, can you possibly say you liked the level the club was degenerating into? It was chaos everywhere; he could not even play the players he bought into the club! His media mgt is poor, he can't manage his players well, his inter-personal relationship with almost everybody is bad. Football is not all about trophies (Which I am sure he isn't even going to bring). Dude was becoming toxic abeg.

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