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Family / Re: Married With Weak Erections And Erectile Dysfunction. by mejai(m): 11:13am On Apr 12, 2023
Men!! Shits like this pains.
Autos / Re: 2022 Refurbished Prado Distress Sale!!! by mejai(m): 8:48am On Apr 12, 2023
Angrygoat, nurey, kingreign, 9icetoo make una come buy easter bonanza 🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by mejai(m): 8:36am On Apr 03, 2023
Money for B-2 bomber. Chai!!
Autos / Re: I Need A Car And My Budget Is 500k by mejai(m): 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2023
Start small small.
Buy doors, bonnet, body frame, tokunbo tyres angry

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Politics / Re: Which Kind New NL Font Be This? by mejai(m): 12:04pm On Apr 01, 2023
Seun abeg the old one is better than this. This looks like a shrine.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:18pm On Mar 30, 2023
confusedworld17:



Even person wey want do 12pm to 4pm work self suppose get better wheel spanner.
grin grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:13pm On Mar 30, 2023
Viking07:
5000miles is 8000km. You do 8000km in 3 weeks? 😳
Say no more!!! Gentlelife50, my nigga😄😄

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:34pm On Mar 28, 2023
Masterkleenlaun:
Good day bosses/pilots in the house....

Ur advices are currently needed n will be appreciated...

I just got an HP offer for a corolla 2010 sport for 8m to be delivered 50k weekly...

Pls should I take it or not given the circumstances of things in the business today...will I b able to make the money back without "overstressing" myself?

Ur advices are currently needed n will be appreciated...

Thanks
Gentlelife50 abeg come o. See Wahala!! Glithronix, what do u have to say?
Things dey happen, Sha.

Man, u go drive so tey bolt, Uber, indrive, Rida go close shop, relocate, u never complete the money.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:18pm On Mar 28, 2023
Apart from driving fatigue, another earlier signs of malaria na driving fatigue. It can make u sleep on the wheel during the day. Always treat yourself on time.

At times, take some time off and head home, proper afternoon sleep/nap can do wonders. Very effective than night sleep.

My personal observations though!!!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:49pm On Mar 28, 2023
northbird:
grin, ketu market probably, it beats me why they don't go for the traditional yellow taxis in such cases.
They wan enjoy AC on top. Clowns!! grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:54pm On Mar 27, 2023
Glithronix:
I still wonder how una dey do am: the time person suppose dey enjoy sleep, person go don dey on road driving. I've tried it twice when I started new and I saw that it didn't worth it.
On this early mómó (4-6am) rush, Na danfo drivers and those who are going to their various work places with their own cars I can say they want to beat early morning traffic.
This life no get duplicate: the time we suppose dey enjoy sleep, person don dey on road dey hustle while sleep never even clear for the eyes (trying to cheat nature)? lipsrsealed
Wife dey house. Kid(s) dey house, abeg make una dey think of this.
I will rather work late night than this early mómó driving when I suppose still dey in bed.
If 10am no nack, I no dey go out to drive. Sometimes self, 11am, 12noon, 1-3pm, I dey set out and meet up.
Make una dey think of the families wey depend on ur living, abeg.
Thank God for your life.
That was too much, though. I total damage. sad
Inside life.
Bro, the guy was heading home by 5am. Meaning he drove/worked all night. Nature came calling. Lesson learnt!!
The rule to life.... Life no get duplicate no matter what. Once it happens, life still goes on. You can't finish the trips in Lagos.
@chiste1, thank God u pulled through.

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Politics / Re: We Are Being Denied Accommodations In Anambra – Fulani Herdsmen Lament by mejai(m): 4:54am On Mar 27, 2023
Will they be parking their cow in someone's house, like we park cars?
Cos they can never ever develop.

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Car Talk / Re: Advice On Automatic Golf 4. by mejai(m): 6:11pm On Mar 26, 2023
AutoMoTech:

Haven't you noticed he has been creating different threads for all his life problems?

I see am o 🤣🤣. Him and police story
Car Talk / Re: Lexus IS 250 For Tall People ? by mejai(m): 4:29pm On Mar 26, 2023
3sixtylaughs:
Na so your papa do am ?
Oya! No vex, small thing u don vex, the other one don call me kid, a whole man like me. Chai!!!
Upon say laughs dey ur username.
As u tall reach, try Avalon or ES 350.

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Car Talk / Re: Lexus IS 250 For Tall People ? by mejai(m): 1:57pm On Mar 26, 2023
U can remove the driver seat and make use of the back seat. Case solved!

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Celebrities / Re: How Basketmouth ‘betrayed’ Me In 2006” – Comedian, AY Opens Up On D Beef by mejai(m): 8:59pm On Mar 25, 2023
sageb:


Basketmouth did AY wrong
Why quoting the whole gist to type what u typed? angry angry

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Car Talk / Re: Advice On Automatic Golf 4. by mejai(m): 2:02pm On Mar 25, 2023
AutoManual:
I bought something
Bia, which Kain thing b this? When u never buy, u were engaging people. Now u don buy something, u no wan show us 😡

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Car Talk / Re: Honda Accord.... Beast On The Road by mejai(m): 4:16am On Mar 25, 2023
chccho:
People that just started driving cars yesterday, will open thread and call a common Honda Accord "beast" on the road. If u come drive BMW, Audi or Jaguar wetin u go call them?
U still carry this topic for mind? grin

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea Bissau: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) On Friday 24th March 2023 by mejai(m): 7:08pm On Mar 24, 2023
Na APC govt dey cause dis grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Twitter Challenge : Name One Estate Owned By A Yoruba In The South East by mejai(m): 11:43am On Mar 24, 2023
Warl0ck:
So sad that there is no afonjan estate in the east grin
No mind them. If only Igbos get their kind mentality, live in one room or carry Mat dey sleep for ur biz area, then return ur money home, Nigeria for better. Who u go threaten?
Politics / Re: Twitter Challenge : Name One Estate Owned By A Yoruba In The South East by mejai(m): 11:41am On Mar 24, 2023
Igbos practicing one Nigeria since time immemorial. Which other tribe fit leave their enclave and develop it. Other tribes busy having lofty and covetous eyes/spirit to takeover someone's property. Na pepper Dem go blow for their eyes grin

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Politics / Re: Ariwoola Disguises On Wheelchair For London Secret Meeting With Tinubu - Gazette by mejai(m): 8:05am On Mar 24, 2023
This is the height of it

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:14am On Mar 23, 2023
When I was in the spirit.... I said this earlier. grin grin

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Romance / Re: Cheating GF: She Got Caught This Night! by mejai(m): 3:33am On Mar 23, 2023
How I take finish this yeye story still dey amaze me. Even Obi's case, I never finish the story. Na juju u use write am?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:30pm On Mar 21, 2023
The day this HP deal go end... W go to party for both parties o.

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Autos / Re: Benz ML350 2014 Catalyst For Sale.. (not Stolen Please) by mejai(m): 10:15am On Mar 21, 2023
buygala:


Make e be say na as pesin follow them go vehicle location, and as dem dey comot the catalyst na im police turn up with owner of motor.. IPO go do video and take pictures immediately onsite with the parties posing while holding the catalyst and car in different positions grin.. Police go tell you say e no mean, say the pictures and video na just for their case diary grin... But Olorun, as dem don snap you with the stolen items so, your Agbada don hook for barbwire grin

Na dis kain "simple" case ASP Dahiru for Abuja dey like grin.. Parties fit sell their houses and cars to settle police, yet dem no go comot the case..If dem get fine fresh and ripe female children and wife, IPO go still nak them as per "don't worry, I am ontop of your father's /husband's case.. There is nothing there.. By Saturday we go release am" grin.. Ontop that yeye scope, plenty police officers go nak your wife, sisters, daughters, even your Mama sef.

After dem don drain the parties' till nothing dey to drain again, same police go arraign them on TV, come announce say "Criminal gang responsible for theft of all vehicle catalysts in the North nabbed by Gallant Police officers after prolonged shoot-out with our officers"... Na so everybody for that transaction own don finish grin

As Police HQ hear "shootout with Gallant officers", dem go transfer the case to Abuja.. From there, na only God and death fit comot them for the gbese.

Hahahahaha 🤣 na like dis..... Prison (awaiting trial)
Autos / Re: Benz ML350 2014 Catalyst For Sale.. (not Stolen Please) by mejai(m): 4:41am On Mar 21, 2023
Na police go follow finish this kind transaction.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:53pm On Mar 20, 2023
northbird:
https://punchng.com/armed-passengers-steal-lagos-uber-drivers-car/

Kabu- kabu guys,iyana oworo, along and Co. Be guided. Especially at night.

I have never done kabu kabu in this hustle. At night ,once I can't get a rider heading my way,I'm blowing straight home. The risks always outweigh the reward. Oworo can't be more than 300 naira from Lekki.
It is not worth it. No matter what. It is better u drive home empty and during the drive, u communicate with ur car from ac, suspension, radio, electrical, 'big man sef join', physical and spiritual etc. Nobody will pressure u that moment. Just lock up and enjoy the moment. Tomorrow is another day.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NPC Launches E-recruitment Portal For 2023 Census by mejai(m): 9:53pm On Mar 19, 2023
Dexyity:


Thank you for the info. I have register successful though, I appreciate the effort 🙏
Pls how were u able to bypass the start with code section b4 registration?
Car Talk / Re: Finally Let Go Of My 2003 Accord! by mejai(m): 5:41pm On Mar 18, 2023
fineboynl:
thanks.

But you roll up on AC and playing music are you going to still say the sound?

Is it like a vibration or just a noice? Or a like of tightness from the steering wheel. As per difficulty from the tyres struggling to turn.
There's no way u can ignore the sound. A very embarrassing sound.
Car Talk / Re: Your Take On Clean 03/04 Honda Accord Manual Transmission. by mejai(m): 11:13am On Mar 18, 2023
I heard custom no dey disturb for old cars like that. Come be say na naija used.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:27am On Mar 15, 2023
Dru23 is back.... Welcome back.

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