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Politics / Re: Maria Ude Nwachi's House In Abuja (Photos) by Mememan: 9:42pm On Jan 11, 2018
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Crime / Re: Father And Daughter Dupe Suitor Of N710,000 In Nasarawa by Mememan: 9:37pm On Jan 11, 2018
They should be jailed

Politics / Re: Bisi Akande Trumpet Bridge, Gbongan Osun In Pictures by Mememan: 9:34pm On Jan 11, 2018
Y0ruba:


Another laughable comment.

Please, prove to us you’re not dead brain by explaining how most of the roads in Osun that cars do not even ply [they’ve become beds for goats & choice spot to dry cassava/yams] will add to the purse of Osun state.

I’ll wait cheesy
Chai... cry

Crime / Re: The Arrest Of Don Waney's Mother Was Why We Killed Worshippers In Omoku– Okotubo by Mememan: 7:28pm On Jan 11, 2018
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Crime / Re: Stray Bullet Hits Man Sleeping At Home. He Survives (Photos) by Mememan: 7:25pm On Jan 11, 2018
KingstonDome:
A man named Bright Ugochukwu narrowly escaped death last December.

Ugochukwu took to his Facebook page to thank God and share his testimony on how a start bullet came from nowhere and hit him in his left chest very close to his heart in his bedroom.

Read what he wrote below,

"Only fools says there is no God. Brethren, please follow me in thanking God for saving my life when the devil tries to snatch it away from me. As God has promised never to allow His children to be defeated. The devil wanted to end my life before the year runs off in 2017 but as usual God is always there to fight and protect me. Around 11pm on 15th December 2017 after some usual activities at the church, i lay down on my bed to sleep, suddenly a bullet pierced through the zinc and pvc and landed on my left chest close to the heart. I hardly breathe at that moment, I just remain calm and continue to reassure my self that nothing will happen to me and my mother started calling out for all the saints in heaven to intervene on my behalf. It seems they held an emergency meeting for my sake and started praying and pleading to God to save me. God didn’t forsake me at this time, he answered my prayer and all the prayers offered for my sake. Chest X-ray revealed that the bullet didn’t touch the heart, no ribs were damaged and no fractures seen. I pray that He continue to heal and protect me and my family and also the people that have trust in Him. Glory be to God now and forever more …AMEN"

www.kingstondome.com/2018/01/man-narrowly-escapes-death-stray-bullet-hits-close-heart.html

Senseless people

Everything is spiritual

Mumu

God didn't protect you from the bullet but saved your life...


Why should the bullet hit you in the first place?

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Crime / Re: Karowei, Militant Leader Arrested By Soldiers (PHOTO) by Mememan: 6:47pm On Jan 11, 2018
OceanmorganTrix:
People refuse to learn

the killing of DERICO Nwamama, Chiejina(killed by DERICHO), Lawrence Anini, Ishola Oyenusi, don wani should have sent out messages to upcoming bad boys and girls that no matter how dreadful you can be, sadddened, painful and shameful death is the end
Story...
And in the case of Tompolo, Dokubo and the one they made king in rivers state nko?

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Romance / Re: 6 Major Reasons To Date A Yoruba Man by Mememan: 5:12pm On Jan 11, 2018
LuvU2:
Lol Girls date Yoruba guys, more igbo boys for me then.

I love igbo men because they collectively praise us, igbo women. There is nothing more assuring than hving to know ur men will always hv ur back.

Yoruba guys don't do much in that area, they only praise themselves and neglect their women. tongue
Continue dating from one cork to another... Your eyes go soon open...

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Romance / Re: 6 Major Reasons To Date A Yoruba Man by Mememan: 5:09pm On Jan 11, 2018
3millionia:
youruba men dont have power on bed, ask girls tell will tell you the tribe that rocks their...... grin
Gays just fool Nairaland Sha...


It's a crime in Nigeria o

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Crime / Re: Arms Manufacturer And Guns Runner In Nasarawa Arrested With Fabricated Weapons by Mememan: 11:30am On Jan 11, 2018
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Crime / Re: Hungry Armed Robbers Arrested In Kogi, They Were Caught Eating In Victim's House by Mememan: 9:31am On Jan 11, 2018
BloggersNG:

The Kogi state Police command have arrested some armed robbers who invaded the house of a couple in Lokoja, Kogi State,during the Yuletide.
The five suspects were said to have invaded the house of the couple on December 28, at about 2am while the family was asleep.

The husband, Chris Edime, who narrated his ordeal to journalists at the police headquarters in Lokoja during a parade of the suspects, said he was awoken by the noise of the robbers who gained entry into the children’s room and looted the house.

“They ordered all of us to lie face down; two of them entered the kitchen to prepare food, while two of them drove me to an ATM to empty my account,” he added.

The state Police Public Relations Officer, William Aya, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, said Edume reported to the command that the gunmen stole his Infinity G35X salon car and household appliances.

“Investigations led to the arrest of one Mohammed Ibrahim in Lagos, from whom the car was recovered,” Aya said.


News From Ebiwali-- https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/hungry-armed-robbers-arrested-after.html

Stupîd headline.


Were they caught while eating
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Celebrities / Re: Davido Splashes Cash On His Girlfriend, Chioma, In Dubai by Mememan: 9:24am On Jan 11, 2018
Evaberry:
I'm looking for a David :-)

who wants to be my David?
My name is Dauda, do you mind?

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Celebrities / Re: Imade Adeleke Goes Back To School (Photos) by Mememan: 9:19am On Jan 11, 2018
ryan77:
Dope pic ''But not frontpage material'' grin
Anything goes for Nairaland
Celebrities / Re: Imade Adeleke Goes Back To School (Photos) by Mememan: 9:16am On Jan 11, 2018
I swear if no be say this girl Na small pikin,






I FOR TALK SAY SHE WORWOR undecided



This is the reason why one must make sure to marry a fine girl grin

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Romance / Re: Who Can Tell Me The Name Of This queen? Something For You by Mememan: 5:32am On Jan 11, 2018
NManonymous:
Who can tell me the name of this queen?
Amara
The Agbor olosho

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Health / Re: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by Mememan: 10:50pm On Jan 10, 2018
To much xvideos.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares 2018 Vacation Pictures by Mememan: 6:58pm On Jan 10, 2018
ShawttySoFyne:
Some people were just born lucky.
No better comments than this.
Lucky asshole
Celebrities / Re: Liz Anjorin: Why I Dumped Christianity And Embraced Islam by Mememan: 6:34pm On Jan 10, 2018
Sapiosexuality:
I wonder how anyone will concert to Islam. I don't know how. How is it done? You leave one uncertain position, the more reasonable to another uncertain position that is less reasonable. How do you leave that guy called Jesus for Mohammed? But all hail the colonialist.

http://www.mortalpoet.com/religion-in-nigeria-christians-israel-muslims-arabs/


Retárds can never know...

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Celebrities / Re: Liz Anjorin: Why I Dumped Christianity And Embraced Islam by Mememan: 6:31pm On Jan 10, 2018
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Business / Re: Bill Gates To Repay Nigeria’s $76m Polio Debt by Mememan: 4:57pm On Jan 10, 2018
Flets:
Same money looted into private pockets to be paid back by Mr Gates.

The problem with the black man is lack of love
You made small sense but you spoilt it with the colour nonsense. No human is neither black or white. Because of this, I'll delete your post.
# I am African but not black.
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Pawpaw's The Resident Hotel Opens In Owerri, Imo State (Photos) by Mememan: 4:52pm On Jan 10, 2018
Threebear:
I'm sure when his parents gave birth to him, they would never had imagined he would turn out as such a success. Lesson, never write anyone off, regardless of their impediments.
No
They never knew he was going to be a dawf
NYSC / Re: Would Any State In Nigeria Make You Cry If You Were Posted There For NYSC? by Mememan: 4:41pm On Jan 10, 2018
Tracypacy:
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Chai
Person pikin
Person sister... cry
Phones / Re: Galaxy S9 Price, Release Date And Specs: Samsung Confirms Mwc Launch For S9, S9+ by Mememan: 4:32pm On Jan 10, 2018
lizzypro:
Nice grin

Who will buy this for me
Firstly, how go is your bj skills?
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Armed Robbers In In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pics) by Mememan: 1:09pm On Jan 10, 2018
OSU people and callous attacks...
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Released From Port Harcourt Prison For The 3rd Time (photo) by Mememan: 12:32pm On Jan 10, 2018
Threebear:

First off, your mental capacity is abnormally low.
You have nothing inside your medulla, and your cavity is most likely stuffed with tissue.
No 1 ....the girl is not obese she has very fat cheeks, but her body is far from obese.
N0 2 .....seventy percent of children lose baby fat before they reach the ages of 10 to 12.
3 ....she pointed it out initially, which was good but the fact she kept hammering on it, kept reposting the little girl's pictures with all manners of rude comments, washing every good intention she supposedly had ashore .
And 4th you can't delete my comment, because you're an irrelevant nairalander ,who is trying desperately to use me to get a little shine .
Now disappear into the puff of smoke you came from.
Lol!
See this jobless frustrated morôn
I'll delete this comment as well. tongue
Fashion / Re: Lady's Dressing On Weekends Vs Workdays In Office (Photos) by Mememan: 12:31pm On Jan 10, 2018
olasaad:


As big as your head
My God shocked
I love that smiley
I'd find it very easy to burry my head between them kiss
Celebrities / Re: Bedroom Photo Of Mercy Johnson And Her Husband, As She Lies On Top Of Him by Mememan: 10:52am On Jan 10, 2018
IamLaura:
You rock matching P.Js and ask someone to take you and ur husband pictures to prove that ur marriage is waxing strong.
I never knew Mercy Johnson as a person that brings her relationship to social media until recently,you better thread carefully ma'am cos I don't understand this cheap show of PDA you've been displaying lately.
She's a dirty whôre
Karma....
Fashion / Re: Lady's Dressing On Weekends Vs Workdays In Office (Photos) by Mememan: 10:41am On Jan 10, 2018
olasaad:
Nairalander guys will prefer the weekend because of the girl big orange
How big are yours?
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Released From Port Harcourt Prison For The 3rd Time (photo) by Mememan: 10:38am On Jan 10, 2018
Threebear:
I hope she's learned her lessons .
I lost every shred of respect I had for her when she bullied a 2 year old girl, calling her obese and making some abhorrent and deleterious statements, in any other civilised society, that could have been the reason she would be thrown into prison.
Well, everyone deserves a second chance, here is hoping she's learned.
Shut up
I just deleted your stupîd post
That girl is truly fat fat obese.
She didn't bully but directly passing a message to her irresponsible parents.
Politics / Re: Gani Adams Visits Governor Akinwunmi Ambode (Photos) by Mememan: 10:27am On Jan 10, 2018
Tout
Education / Re: UNILORIN Wins West African Debate Championship Held In Ghana by Mememan: 9:39pm On Jan 09, 2018
Stupîd school of bigots

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Autos / Re: #Sold #Sold Clean Used 1999 Honda CRV Available For Sale In Ibadan by Mememan: 7:56pm On Jan 09, 2018
kayjasper:
Clean registered 1999 Honda Crv available for sale in Ibadan. Clean and faultless, nothing to fix. *800k*


Call/Whatsapp Roy65 Autos and Logistics on 07051408241 for more details.

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