wristbangle:
During this festive season, guys who are not financial strong will abduct hilarious ways to ensure that they spend Christmas at all cost.

The funny ways Broke guys spend their christmas are as follows;

1. They hang out at clubs/joints expecting someone to buy free drinks for them

Broke guys use the festive season to form unnecessary cliques with people at club house just to look for someone who will buy beer and other drinks for them. I am sure that "Awon werey" crew do this a lot.

2. Give unnecessary excuses to their girlfriend and family

When christmas comes, a broke guy gives tales by moonlight story for his girlfriend and family claiming he was attacked by armed robbers during his journey home hence he can't buy anything for them.

3. They lock their door when eating packaged food offered from their neighbour

Broke guys don't have calender for festive period and as a result of this, when they have visitors on christmas day, they will offer pure water or nothing. Meanwhile when the visitors leave, they quickly lock their door to eat the food offered from their neighbours.

4. They hide at solitary place

It's quite funny when I see some broke guys enjoying their christmas at solitary places such as public secondary school, under a tree and others. They do this in order to avoid spending for their friends at Christmas day.

5. They take several selfies at shopping mall

The moment a broke guy steps his foot at shoprite, he will take several selfies telling his friends on BBM, facebook and whatsapp that "this is the best christmas I have ever celebrated".

6. Visit several friends house to eat

Owing to the fact that they can't afford to buy chicken, rice and other commodities, they will visit their friends house at Christmas to eat several collection of food. They do this because they know the next few months will be difficult for them to afford quality meal.

7. They enjoy free BRT ticket in lagos from dawn to dusk

When ambode declared that today there will be free BRT ticket for lagosians, the broke niggers in my street were so happy to the extent that they said they will board BRT buses from 7.am to 10.pm. "Shey na fun be this one too"?

8. They attend carnival shows

Broke guys storm carnival shows to watch the life performance of pasuma, obesere and other celebrities because it's free. That is why such shows are unusually crowded.

how doz this affect the prize of garri in the market

I nid a job ooooh.....hotel job to be precise,bfor boiz go enter street

amicable09:
Good decision. keep on applying, you will get genuine invites soon.

tnks

amicable09:
lol... this logistics though!

OP, what's that number attached to the message for? If the number is what I think it is then you may want to ignore the IV or if you are close by you can just walk in there with your writing materials and receive a sound lecture ...lol

Whichever happens, all the best! Don't go with too much money...

tnks I didn't bother going

amtaken:
Do me a favour: google the word bigamy.

I dnt intend goin into bigamy

I studied Hospitality and tourism management....I wuld appreciate if anyone can hook me up for a job in an hospitality industry...I reside in lagos

Emmanuel 09051238730

MA logistics invites you for a written assessment/cooperate chat with the C.E.O by 9am, 14/12/2015, 82 Adeniyi Jones ave,Ikeja. N.A.R/307E.......pls has anyone gotten dis message bfor?? Is it for real??

End time pastor

This is sure endtime tinz

I just heard a pigin version of the Hello....smh

All diz una season films wah una dey kum act here dey taya me sumtym....broz u better kum finish dis ur story bfor I burndwn dis place

Akposkool:
Marry her and be getting party with your house help included. Hope my advice is good.
Oga please forget your feelings for her. A cheating wife is bad but a lesbian wife? Na Rip be that ooooo

thru talk broda,I fear my kids

tomyka81:
She was open and honest with you. That means that she loves and trusts you. If she is having these strong emotions and trust with you then trust me, she will not cheat on you ever. You have no need to be jealous or anything like that from her. This woman loves you. She will never cheat on you ever. I am sure that she has told you this already. You just have to be secure in the love she has for you.

tnks for advice,der was neva a tym I doubtd her faithfullness,she is jst sumtn I neva had in a relatnship, but ma fear is for ma kids in the future...hw is it possible one or 2 of dem won't behave lyk der mother?

overdrive:
Men some guys have all d luck!

I wish u same

So the story dun kum finish.......? I lyk dat part wah u say "only her pix wah u see u dun dey already yansh her" badt guy

Shooooo :DShooooo mak una leave d poor boi nah,him say nah mistake....abi e no get right to do mistake again

There is dis lady I met during my servix year in Enugu. She was ma dream woman,we started something intrestn and am so in luv wit her.. Of recent we played a game(truth&dare)..so I asked her a questn abut her sex life,I was shocked when she told me she had a tin wit women...dat she is bisexual eva since dat day she told me dat I really dnt knw if I was to remain in the relatnshp or dnt.. I really luv dis girl plz guyz advice me

I wuld b joinin u guyz soon....my contact 07061880370(2B49D4F6)...