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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 2:53pm On Nov 30, 2013
bettygirl97: geography is in the brochure. I don't offer economics and I don't av intention of writing chemistry. Pls can you confirm from any other person if they accept geography. 2go bettygirl97, pin 2A400F4E
geography is unda d general requirement bt if u look unda special consideration in jamb brochure,ul c dat f oau.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:17am On Nov 30, 2013
Oluwatola5: Sir the match has ended in favour of Team English FC, we defeated Team Maths FC by 10 goals to nil.
lollss.
hmmmmm....dont let's start wit season 2.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:08am On Nov 30, 2013
shakur07: Physics ...mathematics and any of cemistry geogrpahy or biology ..
biology is nt accepted at oau,its only unilag dat accepts it as a utme subject 4 architecture
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 11:06am On Nov 30, 2013
bettygirl97: Has anyone gotten admission to study ARCHITECTURE in O.A.U? Please what's the subject combination for architecture?
i have nd durodolah here also....
it's maths,physics nd chemistry or economics bt maths,physics nd chemistry are d standards.im nt sure if geography cn substitute chemistry because it's nt included in jamb brochure bt it's very important in architecture
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 7:23pm On Nov 29, 2013
ds issue of enforced resumption s true o.FG sed VC(s) nd ASUU god fathers dat hvnt gotten a job at a petroleum industry should get bk 2 wrk or else they cn kiss their job gud bye.
bt if they refused to resume,is d FG gona sack'em all? or s it just a threat?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 4:21pm On Nov 29, 2013
walexgold: ...thanks sis...buh am scared..cos i dey hear say d dept na hell.
hmmmm....we all hv to face smtn pertainin to hell at one point in life. mayb ds s just ur time,nd besides u only heard,u hvnt cnfirmed.nd no mata hw complex it mit b,it cn always b simplified.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 4:16pm On Nov 29, 2013
Johncrown80: Gud news: Dearest Barristers of pharmacy we dnt need to go to ife again my brother wey dy ife cal me nw dat he has gone to the admin office dat he also met some people dat chose pharm and was given law. the admin officer said it was jamb dat made mistake, dat we were given pharmacy. If ur case is beyond dis abeg go ife o o o
OmG im lafinnnn.....barristers of pharmacy indeed..gudluck to u guys sha
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 10:13am On Nov 29, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lmho, i cant team up to drive you crazy, i only said you should come over here to see for yourself that I can speak in the Old English manner, you know you asked if any Art student can even speak it sef let alone Science students.

From your 2nd statement i can deduce that you really hate English, anyway, you cant do away with it bro, it is a necessary evil and you are so stuck with it. Just like your shadow, it could be useless but it is always with you, ruminate on that and show some love for the English people.....winkcheesysmiley
hey...i ddnt say u guys cnt speak in dat text,i only sed u guys dont use it in socialising....kp typing in dat text on NL 4 like a week,evn fynestboi wont b able to lift d ban ds time around..ul b charged wt attempted mental derailment induction...evry science student here wil report u.
Nd if im gona b sncere i lik English bt i dont lik maths bn demeaned
nd for we science students,our shadow aint useless,we cn guess d time by it's position.we evn dscus it as a subtopic under light.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 10:13am On Nov 29, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lmho, i cant team up to drive you crazy, i only said you should come over here to see for yourself that I can speak in the Old English manner, you know you asked if any Art student can even speak it sef let alone Science students.

From your 2nd statement i can deduce that you really hate English, anyway, you cant do away with it bro, it is a necessary evil and you are so stuck with it. Just like your shadow, it could be useless but it is always with you, ruminate on that and show some love for the English people.....winkcheesysmiley
hey...i ddnt say u guys cnt speak in dat text,i only sed u guys dont use it in socialising....kp typing in dat text on NL 4 like a week,evn fynestboi wont b able to lift d ban ds time around..ul b charged wt attempted mental derailment...evry science student here wil report u.
Nd if im gona b sncere i lik English bt i dont lik maths bn demeaned
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:46am On Nov 29, 2013
Oluwatola5: Ay, good morrow, Jesu! How art thou so filled with doubt, i would thou canst but marry wherefore come thence from yon anon and come up o'er yond hither and lookest thou at me spake with my wits.......





I hope you can decipher what i wrote up there, goodluck to youwink and i still wonder why you cant type in Maths to reply me if it is more important, put English aside and do away with it to prove that it isnt equal to Maths.



For your First Lady destined to be a comedian, i dont know oo, who knows if the thought police could ne watching embarassed
for d 1st part,i knw ur intentions,u'v joind hands wt Shakespeare to drve me crazy bt u aint gona succeed at it.il end up bn a psychiatrist's lab rat if i continue ruminating ova dat.
secondly,i culd hv type d in anoda language,English mit b d most popular bt it's nt universal.thre ar countries dat dont teach their students English.nd if u ar conversant wt d CIA nd other secret intelligence, their agents speak in maths,meanin dat math's special,it's nt 4 d general public
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:33am On Nov 29, 2013
emekakelvin:
Gud morning brother!

I do not like arguement,but you have to understand this clearly----=> The structure of an house might look beautiful,but on getting into innerstructure you would marvel In a disgusted way.

See brother the Bible made it clear that "There is a way that seems right to a man,but the end thereof is destruction".
Well, you might have it in mind to question me, if Socialising is an agent of destruction! The answer to that question in assumption is for another day.
I am not saying desist the use of social network or any electronic device,but all I am just airing my view.

God bless you as you read and understand this!
if dat's d case,u shuldnt b here cos i wonda hw u got here wtout input www.nl.com.d internet mit b a dvice of d world bt d apostles admonished us to use d tnz f d world wtout abusing it.bt u shuld stand by wat u bliv,i mean ur faith cos watsoeva s nt f faith is sin.
nd we'v bn askd to examine al things nd hold dat wich's d truth.lukin at ds acronym stuff crtically,it's nt smtn a christian shuld count important..illuminati videos sed we shouldnt b dceived by Hollywood stars dat were crucifixes dat they are actually mocking CHRIST bt ds dosnt stop d catholic Church 4rm using it....tho i don't use it cos im nt catholic
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:24am On Nov 29, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lmho......it is just a matter of me shopping for you. But on a more serious note, i hope OAU gives you your dream course back, sounds like a case of too many students who picked it to me and they want to cause some manipulations that will eventually make them give students lesser courses after complaining. I wish you the best of God bro.
dat mit b 2ru o cos i wonda y law wuld b given to sci students wt d numerous art students dat must have put in 4 it.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:41am On Nov 29, 2013
emekakelvin: [b]In the court of Law, they alway say ' Ignorance is not an excuse'.
What about those America/europe pop star who use music as a major of fulfiling their deeds? It's possible you term that music industry(Illuminati ) false at first,likewise you are here saying intention matters.

Let me use our Ancestor for reference purpose,
Our ancestor were deeply in Rituals couple with blood shed,at various meeting and different period of the year they celebrate their festival which has become an heritage.
Just like any nation would like to save her sudject from opression, So was the desire our ancestor to immune us from external and internal attack. After lots of attempt and struggle they found no source of help, hmmmm lines of ideas and thought went through their heart and surely their Imagination did justice to their thought.

Hmmm, our ancestor consulted the gods of the land, and guess they found a solution which was worse than the problem.

You may ask what was the solution they brought?
My brother they brought an ironical solution,they introduced the theif into our lives to kill,steal,destroy and to limitate us.

From all indication sir, you can see their intention was good,but the end result was very distratrous!
We live in a wicked world my brother, it would be of good if we compare and constrast the intention of our Ancestor desire and the intention of our word usage in this context sir!

Using a Bible verse to back it.
"My people perish for lack of knowledge"
Who are God's people?
These are individual who believe and rely totally on him and follow his set rules.

In a nutshell sir, we perish and please the devil due to the Ignorance of his device.
God bless
Just ignore blunders[/b]
it's nt a matter of ignorance,this hasnt bn provd biblically, wen a strange topic arises,involvin evry part f d world,there are bound to be rumors diluted wt d truth.so no1 can com nd start bullshitn us.wat abt d issue of www representn 666??shuld dat stop us 4rm usin d web or creatin a website 4 ourselves?it wuz created to mean world wide web.u must hv heard f pple wu died nd saw heaven nd hell,evn tho they claimed they saw heaven,their story wuz questiond nd some were criticized based on d Bible.my implication is dat if som1 wu claimd he saw heaven wuz douted by ministers f GOD,why shuld we readily accept earthly rumors wt no profound proof?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 9:17pm On Nov 28, 2013
x-kid2000:
@cueseun,o funny gaan o! @mhyke,like i did BIO,CHEM,PHY in Jamb.. @oluwatola i'll be in Ife any moment from now.. The most annoying thing is that i dont have black&white!!!
luks lik u'r crious oo.bt luk at d brighter side,u hv ntn to lose. go thr nd lodge ur complaint,they'l definitely rectify it.nd if they dont want to, just file them a lawsuit bt make sure u hv a copy of dat jamb page printed.just don't bother urself,they wuldnt dream f goin to court wt u.u'l b given ur course.
imagine arts students dat ar yet to be admitted viewing ds thread,they'l all b saying 1 thing 'ds guy is damn lucky'.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:59pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: You cant conlude this way, both Maths and English have their role to play, i am sure you wouldnt want your president to come on air and start releasing bullets, how pathetic, why do we disregard our First Lady You can answer that yourself.....BTW, William Shakespeare died long ago but his memory lives on, Wole Soyinka is an international figure, not because of Maths, but English Language, so dont claim the world didnt progress to its present stage because of those who studied English, it is equally relevant if not the most dr.
i wl acept dat it's relevant bt i wont take dat EQUALLY'......wole Soyinka playd a little role in my academics wen compared to faraday,newton nd many others.nd dat Shakespeare of a guy,i almost curse him anytim i try reading hs buks.wat's up with the Elizabethan text
tel me,hw many art students speaks,write or chat according to dat text?urself included.
.nd spekn f d first lady,she wuz destined to b a comedian,nt first lady so i dont blame her.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:49pm On Nov 28, 2013
cueseun: Am so very happy but first of all all Golry be to the lord who made it possible..help me rejoice just been given admssion to study computer engineering
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Congratulations Ajala Yusuf Oluwaseun!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4-Year FIRST DEGREE Programme into
OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY, ILE-IFE.
Course COMPUTER ENGINEERING in the Faculty of ENG/TECH/ENV.DESIGN.
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congrats dude.same fac
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:41pm On Nov 28, 2013
cueseun: the irony of it is that he wrote pd for medcine and medical rehab he is a science student. Not an art student
ahn ahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnn
pls ooo.i beg.dont refer a dog as a monkey to me.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:35pm On Nov 28, 2013
emekakelvin: For Nigeria na grin, ASUU has lost it stand!

See,my brother they have no choice than to comply with FGN. In any association where there are divergent views there exist different opinion,and failure to put these view into one stand,hmmm my brother I tell there would be separation. <----So is the case of ASUU.

Look below sir.
Ebsu pulls out of strike
Aaua finds replacement for striking lecturers.
It's possible you say wetin concern State uni with strike?
But,look at this shocker----->Unilag Management and ASUU union in disagreement

Uniabuja pulls out of strike,students to resume dec 1 2013 .
.
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At this stage, I have tn say a sharp bone has hanged on the throat of ASUU!------> FGN orders ASUU to resume on or before dec 4,2013.


Sir,you see the Elephant(FGN) has trampled on the horse(ASUU) gringrin
hmmmm.....so it's true dat united we stand,divided we fall.
well d latest news from 'no source.com' says
Ghost of Festus iyayi barges into d house of assembly wit his comrades 4rm heaven.senators fled nd shockingly, d MAZE is being held at a ransom of 150 billion naira.to be paid b4 dec 14 to ASUU.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:27pm On Nov 28, 2013
Kejilee: omo c am a pdite, i pass my cutoff bt was given botany # i cant question God # admitted 2 botany # hmm # lee nani

CloseCongratulations Olubanjo Emmanuel Morenikeji!!!You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4-Year FIRST DEGREE Programme intoOBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY, ILE-IFE.Course BOTANY in the Faculty of SCIENCES.Copyright © 2013. Unified Ter
special congratulations to u.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:18pm On Nov 28, 2013
Fynestboi: Now c how my faith in changin that topic to undergraduate just worked for predites.....


Congrat..
lollss...ah fynest boi,u must b manipulative in persn.imagine how twsted d situation to ur advantge.
u want to tell me dat u chngd it wit d intention dat it will bring forth admission
if so,mayb i shuld follow the thread dat says HARVARD UNIVERSITY UNDERGRADUATES
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:18pm On Nov 28, 2013
Fynestboi: Now c how my faith in changin that topic to undergraduate just worked for predites.....


Congrat..
lollss...ah fynest boi,u must b manipulative in persn.imagine how twsted d situation to ur advantge.
u want to tell me dat u chngd it 4 d intention dat it will bring forth admission
if so,mayb i shuld follow the thread dat says HARVARD UNIVERSITY UNDERGRADUATES
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 8:08pm On Nov 28, 2013
x-kid2000:
Am not sure am drunk but i think I saw Law... Someone please cheq 35555764BJ. OAU must be joking...
lolllllls..
btw,congratulations, may d joy go round

Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 7:37pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Bro dont tell me you just asked that question oo, why are some graduates considered as brainless? Simple!!! Because the cant construct a good sentence without releasing a million bullet, but if you can speak without knowing Maths, you are a king
dat's d bitter truth bt sm1 wu's gud at maths is liable to b more intelligent dan a colleague dats gud in english Lang.
nd bsides,d world progressed to it's current stage because f some people dat are freaking gud at maths,nt because of those wu cn recite an encyclopedia.
if those mathematicians/physicist hv wasted their time buryin their head in a dictionary, we probably wont b here dscussin.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 7:27pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lolzzzz.........you may grow a full beard soon like that of some Islamic countries if ASUU doesnt slow down.......gringringrin
if it's just a comment,den im laughing
bt if tola is collaborating wit ASUU to slow me down,then i rbuke it IJN
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 6:30pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lolz.....If literature isnt needed for you guys, then let us enjoy the benefits too.... It may intrest you to know that it is the same with Law...
it dosnt intrest me at allll...in fact!it's annoying...nd speaking f literature,it cnt b cmpared wit maths.nd jamb has done enof damage already by introducing potters wheel nd d successor.i tot they wre joking until dat day.i wuz totally caught off guard,i wiped my eyes over nd over,d questions were stl thr.i checkd d subject again, it's stil english nt literature
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 6:27pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lolz.....If literature isnt needed for you guys, then let us enjoy the benefits too.... It may intrest you to know that it is the same with Law...
it dosnt intrest me at allll...in fact!it's annoying...nd speaking f literature,it cnt b cmpared wit maths.nd jamb has done enof damage already by introducing potters wheel nd d successor.i tot they wre joking until dat day.i wuz totally caught off guard,i wiped my eyes over nd over,d questions were stl thr.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 6:09pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: wow!!! That is serious oo, the LOL i do use means ''Laughing Out Loud'', it will take a while before i finally get over with the word, but anyway, i will try to stop using it, thanks.
i personally tnk it's d intention dat matters.i use it wt d intent f usin it as an acronym 4 lot f laughs.
d alphabet wuznt created 4 lucifer.because d illuminatis wear cloths dosnt mean we should stop wearin
bt feel free to stop usin it
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 6:07pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: wow!!! That is serious oo, the LOL i do use means ''Laughing Out Loud'', it will take a while before i finally get over with the word, but anyway, i will try to stop using it, thanks.
i personally tnk it's d intention dat matters.i use it wt d intent f usin it as an acronym 4 lot f laughs.
d alphabet wuznt created 4 lucifer.because d illuminatis wear cloths dosnt mean we should stop wearin
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 6:01pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Awnnn!!!! I never intended to. BTW let me add this, i hope you havent shared testimony in church yet. Well if you have i would just advice you to go and learn how to tell stories that is you should practise to become an orator because you sure will have a lot of explanations to give people when the start doubting your admission. Or else you will be called a liar, even in the house of God..... embarassed
then i shuld thnk my lucky stars ooo...im always a l8comer,i neva meet d testimony period......nd those gels 4 my church ehn...wen d strike ends nd they stl c u attendn church,they'l start askn 4 resumption date,mocking u at ur back.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 5:02pm On Nov 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Sharp guy!!! Are you from Ekiti or you are an Igbo guy? coolcoolcool
lolllsss
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 4:37pm On Nov 28, 2013
emekakelvin: Hahahaha someone just gave a Shoutout to FGN on Top FM (90.9) owing to the fact that they are forcing ASUU back to class

I am also giving a shoutout to Fynestboi for changing the thread name from UNDERGRADUATE TO Aspirant.

grin grin
4 where?
lik d yorubas wuld say:
u cn force an horse to d river bt u cnt force it to drink,that's d old version
do u knw wat d nw version says?
he wu tries to force a horse 2 d river will end up unda it's hooves.
bt i hop wat u heard is true sha
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Mhyke: 4:33pm On Nov 28, 2013
temitope23: So you think the change in the thread name will affect your admission.

At least he has change the name so u can now stop whynning.


ahn ahn!!kilode?
tak it softly nw..it's like u know d guy wu chngd it personally

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