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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 2:41pm On May 05, 2022
Omihanifa:


You dey mind this one undecided
Person way one sell curtain for 100k cheesy
How much come be the new one undecided
Omo, I just tire for the kind big prices where I dey see for here. Boya they think say all of us wey dey here na mumu when it comes to buying of goods, fear no even catch the person at all. Im just open mouth waaaaa drop price cheesy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 2:35pm On May 05, 2022
Luluweee:
Good day,

I have the following items for sale, location is Ajah

1) 4 sets of curtains with the transparent curtain lace-100k (rods included)
2) 2 long settee -60k
3) Scanfrost 4 burner gas cooker 90k
4) Mini bed and mattress 50k
5) Single cushion chair and stool with matching side pillow 50k

What's the color of your greed, please? I want to check something, so if person count 90k give you, you go collect without the fear of God? undecided

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Caught Your BFF Or Gf Cheating by Michelle55: 9:52am On May 04, 2022
Slynation:
long time Michelle... cheesy I've been seeing plenty of this moniker but the Michelle I first knew was a lady
Omo I dey oh, those other Michelles na counterfeit oh.
They are trying so hard to copy me but they forgot that it can only be me and no other Michelle55, ihutago! cheesy

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Caught Your BFF Or Gf Cheating by Michelle55: 8:05am On May 04, 2022
Here to read comments.. smiley
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 1:57pm On May 03, 2022
bdchange:

Lolz..imagine you..then u are saying I am lucky when it is only you enjoying the palliatives mama is dishing out..I wish I was in your position, butterfly would have lived in my stomach.
Lol.. You think it's easy to be in my position too? Life no balance true true, here I am wishing I've got one sibling and there you are wishing to switch positions with me cheesy
Omo eh, I weak with this ya wish grin
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 1:49pm On May 03, 2022
bdchange:

Lolz...my immediate sister is always jealous that my Mom pampers me too much. Hope u are not in my shoe?
Lucky you! You've got siblings but I don't, ain't sharing the attention with anyone else.
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 11:23am On May 03, 2022
bdchange:

Let me shock you, when I became a youth and I visited my Mom. She asked me that who is washing my clothes. She asked if I could be bringing them for her to be washing for me, so it won't disturb my work. I swear I don't know where to start laughing from. In my mind this woman, still think I am a baby..funny mothers
Glad you can relate bro, I don kuku let myself get used to her pampering. No be me say make God bless me with an angel as a mother. cheesy
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 9:11am On May 03, 2022
bdchange:

Woww..this is wonderful. Kudos to them. As for your mother, some are like that. Whenever I give my mom money, she will even be telling me, hope she is not bothering me. Sometimes she will want to return from the little I gave her. I will just laught it off..
It can be annoying sometimes you know, I could remember her calling to ask if I need money to buy Christmas wears one xmas period like that, omo na so I weak cos she was on loud speaker that day. My friends couldn't stop laughing at me.
I asked her if she realized how old I am and that I'm capable of taking care of myself, she said she knows but that doesn't reduce the fact that I'm still her baby no matter how old I get, na so I kuku keep kwayet and let her do her wish.
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 9:43pm On May 02, 2022
Medianna:

You dont have to flaunt it like indian hair
Just say you're an only child cool cool cool
Ewooo.. Which one is indian hair again kwanu? cheesy kuku kee me grin
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 9:19pm On May 02, 2022
Medianna:

For mum to knock on your door it mean you're still wanting.
They keep quite doesn't mean they don't need it.
Na just of recent I get that sense. Am not a first childdo
I'm not wanting babe smiley that's the kinda treatment you get when you're the first and last they've got, they keep insisting that I'm still a child, I no kuku get strength to argue with dem. cheesy

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Family / Re: Good Morning Fam. Another Successful Morning Of My JOURNEY pics by Michelle55: 3:42pm On May 02, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
are you really female??.



You seem like a wicked one...
Very wicked I must admit... I can smell a scam from a mile away when I see one, this sob story has so many irregularities written all over it and I can't sit back and watch a scammer rip people off.
So yeah, I'm a wicked female and I proudly wear the title.
Do you mean to tell me that in the supposed area where she lives and works, there is no female to share rent with?
Lagos must be filled with demolished houses if that's the case.
Let her deactivate and come up with a new moniker but this time she should come up with a more convincing story.

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Family / Re: Good Morning Fam. Another Successful Morning Of My JOURNEY pics by Michelle55: 10:20am On May 02, 2022
All this shalaye is not needed, stop these sob stories of yours and get a life.
No one will part with their hard-earned money just because you dropped a pitiable story of how displaced you are, only you created 5 threads all on one c0ck and bull story.
Make I clear you, shishi you no go see and that's the truth.
Where are the mods sef? Kindly delete all these bullshiit of a story mbok.

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Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 6:00am On May 02, 2022
I'm coping well all thanks to my parents who don't disturb me for anything, mom sometimes calls to ask if I need monetary assistance sef grin
That woman won't stop amazing me! smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Finally Sacks Many Old Diamond Staff by Michelle55: 6:26pm On Apr 26, 2022
Cutehector:
As a banker, live as though you'll lose your job the next day by always investing in landed properties, always applying for new jobs and always developing your cv.


Bye. And please do not date jobless girls.
Boss mi cheesy, how do you know that the girls are jobless? Isn't dating a full-time job anymore? grin
Properties / Re: Nigerians Warned Against Renting A House In Iyana Oworo, Lagos by Michelle55: 7:20am On Apr 25, 2022
pocohantas:


This one pass Lagos matter o. My heart just dey beat fast as I was reading comments. This is tyranny. On top person money? I wonder what is the catch because I would instantly be turned off by a house with numerous flats like say na barracks or a university off-campus lodge.
The catch is the 280k,
Secondly, it seems to be closer to the island and way cheaper than most houses you would see these days.
Let's say when one rents the house and pays a total package of 350/400k as against the whooping sum of 600/800k most agents would pressure you to pay in order to get an apartment close to the island, unsuspecting tenants would readily grab the offer with both hands.
Truth is, that landlord na werey and he needs a fellow werey to teach him a hard lesson, perhaps he still thinks he's in prison where he commands attention and bullies fellow inmates forgetting that the masses now have a voice.
Wicked man with wicked vibes!!

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Family / Re: A Guest That Doesn't Want To Leave by Michelle55: 7:00am On Apr 25, 2022
I don't want to believe that you're this spineless bro undecided
The woman you married with your hard-earned money is telling you not to butt your head in her family business and still sees nothing wrong spending your money in taking care of the said family business, i.e. BIL( how ironic) cheesy
Now ask yourself this question, if it's your brother would she have accepted for him to stay this long without throwing tantrums?
She would find 1001 reasons why he's just leeching off on you and finds it lazy to do anything meaningful with his time. She go don put fire for Ya yarnsh to eject him from your home but as per say na her own relative, she no fit talk am.


See, I'm not against an in law housing and feeding the family members of his wife as long as it's balanced from both sides. You can't give me orders in my house, if my husband says you should work and contribute a quota in running the house omo you go do am, I don't care if you're from my husband's side or mine.

When has yahoo yahoo suddenly become a job or business?

Bros, give him a deadline; either he gets a job and be useful to himself while under your roof or he should pack his belongings and go back to his fathers house. C'est fini!
Lastly, it's time you man up and be the head of the house, issues like this is something you can handle without breaking a sweat.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Michelle55: 3:44pm On Apr 24, 2022
ambient:


It is very delicious,they either thicken it by adding pounded yam or eat it that way.i always go to the oguta every Xmas for the food.
Foodie.. See as we use peppersoup take carry you go grin

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Michelle55: 1:32pm On Apr 24, 2022
ambient:


Hahahahaha na lie e get one catfish delicacy them dey use tomato and yam cook,I too like that food ehhh,you sure say you dey enter village well well?
tongue omo, e don tey small but I haven't tried making peppersoup with tomatoes before but I go try am soon and tell you how it turns out. cheesy
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Michelle55: 10:53am On Apr 24, 2022
ambient:


Why is it red? Did you add tomatoes like the oguta peopl[/b]e or just red pepper?
[b]We don't add tomatoes to our peppersoup biko
E fit be say na fake Ogutarians you see cheesy

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Religion / Re: Today Is Good Friday by Michelle55: 8:48am On Apr 15, 2022
Mahajj:
read before you comment
Oh, I sure did and I perfectly understood the game bro grin however, let me help you understand what you just performed, your scamming tactics are wack, and anyone can see right through it cheesy

Better luck next time!
Just so you know, this moniker of yours don cast and you no go get shishi from anybody here so it's best you deactivate and try ya luck elsewhere.
Religion / Re: Today Is Good Friday by Michelle55: 8:37am On Apr 15, 2022
Mahajj:
calm down you don't understand what is happening if you see her you will be speachless. Am not just here am doing anything possible to save her
So by doing everything possible to save her you mean begging online and creating threads?
Omo, I honestly don't know the colour of your problems but whatever it is, may you find solutions to them.

Person mama dey die as he claimed yet he's on every thread on nairaland begging instead of approaching family members and siblings to do the needful.
Wehdone boss!!

smiley
Religion / Re: Today Is Good Friday by Michelle55: 8:29am On Apr 15, 2022
Mahajj:
I am reaching out to everyone regarding the kidney stones disease my mom dignosed that ruins my mom's life presently. I plead with anyone who can help me with 40k to enable me take her to the hospital in time.
she noticed unusual changes in her body, and strength.

I Have been taking care of the bills but I have nothing anymore.

Please, I beg that you put me into consideration and assist me to get rid of this sickness from her. I do not want her to die in silence Please, I will also be grateful if you make any contribution, I am on my knees.

Thank You
Una no dey tire?
Zukwanike nwokem!
I'm tired of all these bullshiit you guys are displaying on naira land every single day, it's time the mod curb all these wahala nau.
You registered this month and every one of your threads is centered on begging using your innocent( imaginary) mom.
Bros abeg, the country is already hard enough let's not add swindling and scamming to it.

What about your extended families, siblings, and close-knitted friends?
If they don't have to give you, what assures you that strangers you don't know how they are managing will do that for you?

Omo, rest in IJN!!
Business / Re: What Is Consuming Your Money Presently?? by Michelle55: 9:10am On Apr 14, 2022
Food! I don round like Robo Robo cry I can't even see my feet anymore that's to tell you how biiiigggg I am right now cheesy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 8:46am On Apr 12, 2022
FutureFocus:

Cost of clearing is high now, it’s a quality one, 50 meters long, can be detached too.
18k last , even 50meters ordinary hose in the market will cost more than that Ma, there are 4 people on it, so it’s for the fastest finger, contact details on my signature, ignore whatever truecaller is showing.
Okay boss
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 8:23am On Apr 12, 2022
FutureFocus:


18k last Sir.
15k nko?
Romance / Re: Marriage Is A Fraud" Man Cries Out After Finding Out His Wife Is In Love With... by Michelle55: 8:58am On Apr 11, 2022
MrSensor:
fours kids? Even the auto correct is tired of nonsense grammar .
Comrade, take it easy on the vawulence cheesy it's the beginning of a new week. Let's not start it with vawulence smiley

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Family / Re: My Younger Sister. by Michelle55: 8:49am On Apr 11, 2022
OP, you've got no right to invade her privacy and go as far as slapping her too, that's a sign of a woman beater. You need to work on your emotions and anger management, you will need it more. She's 20 for goodness sake, why would you open the message in the first place?

That she's your younger sister doesn't give you the right to invade her privacy cos she's no longer a child, your duty is to advice her and let her make her own mistakes. She would learn better that way.

There are things you need to handle with diplomacy and you have failed woefully the moment you raised your fist on her, you owe her an apology and after which you guys can have the talk.

I do know that you're trying to protect her but you are going about it the wrong way, change tactics and you guys can talk about anything without her being scared or uncomfortable. My uncle tried this harsh tactics with me while I was growing up but failed cos we're all strong-headed, you can only win me over with calmness and that's one thing he lacked and it ruined our relationship.

Start by apologizing for hitting her and then be friends with her, only then can you gently tell her the pros and cons of what she's embarking on in terms of relationship with men.

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Romance / Re: Never Marry Or Be Committed To This Type Of Ladies Pls. by Michelle55: 7:44am On Apr 09, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE UPON ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
1) there is nothing wrong with a woman going clubbing. a club is a place where anyone can go to distract themselves and enjoy an evening with friends, loved one and acquaintances.
2) why should a woman stop her lover from buying meals? who no like better things? shouldnt that man simply NOT buy made meals, to begin with?!
3) if two people are not sexually compatible then they shouldnt get married to begin with....just because you wanna have 5 rounds per night, go find yourself a babe who wants just the same.
4) there is nothing wrong with drinking spouse (male or female) it all depends on HOW MUCH THEY DRINK. having a glass of wine at dinner is not wrong, and actually very good for the health. FACT!
5) if a man is so insecure to think that speaking to an ex is a problem, then he needs to be by himself because your woman will talk to men, whether you like it or not. stop being a low self esteem puppet!
6) what kind of insecure men do we have today that if a woman does not call, it is wrong. if she does not call then that means SHE IS BUSY. she will send you a text and/or call you when she is free and basta. here is a clue: if you want to talk to your woman, why don't "you" call her?
Thank you for this, you've said it all! kiss
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 11:48pm On Apr 08, 2022
snillocer:


No. I will post the pics here once he gets it for me.

Collins Uchendu. 3101539639. Firstbank.

Thanks a lot, sir. Tbh, I can't thank you enough.
May heaven replenish your pocket in multiple folds, Amen.

By his grace, I have broken that curse — praise be to God. My mum must hear this first thing tomorrow morning.

Thanks once again.
Done!
Be respectful and diligently learn the skill, enjoy!

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