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Family / Re: β€œI Called My Dad Crying”: Nigerian Man Shows Up At Daughter’s Hostel by Michelle55: 8:35am On Mar 30, 2023
Cutehector:
oh chim. You can neglect your children, thats your problem.
E shock you bah?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Family / Re: MEN, PLEASE STOP DOING THIS!!!. MY HEART IS BROKEN. SEE WHY by Michelle55: 5:24pm On Mar 28, 2023
Cheating goes both ways in fact, some women cheat these days than men. Their saving grace is they cheat clean while the men usually get caught up in their mess.
As you are pleading with the men, kindly do the same with the women folks too( let the equation be balanced)
Peace!!πŸ‘Œ

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Food / Re: Two Hundred And Fifty Naira. Money Well Spent(photo) by Michelle55: 3:28pm On Mar 28, 2023
ahnie:
I m just racking my head how one person would seat and finished this mountainous food alone


Fainting straight up, for the life of me,it's damn too much.
You say too much?
This wan small compare to wetin I dey consume
Family / Re: Why Are Some Women So Stupid? by Michelle55: 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2023
muyico:
Back to u op? If u adopt nko? Stop having african mentality? If u truly love her? U wil truly love her kidz!
my wife she a single mom whn i marry her! 3kidz in d house now! And all doing fine! Thnk GOD He a boy! He bearing my surname! If his dad come one day! I will willy hand ova to him.nah u property! "oke oku loku re baba omo lo ni omo"
Nice one boss! God bless your home!

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Family / Re: Wife Beats Husband Till He Faints After Catching Him In Bed With Another Lady by Michelle55: 3:22pm On Mar 28, 2023
I laugh in Spanish 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Bros get mind to cheat but no strength to even defend himself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Eyaaaa, I pity him sha. He has used all his energy in servicing the other woman.😁😁😁
He collected wotoporiously!πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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Family / Re: Should A Man Be Forced To Marry A Lady He Impregnated By Mistake? by Michelle55: 9:17pm On Mar 26, 2023
Capital NO!!!

There's nothing like mistakes too, both decided to have unprotected sex. What were they expecting to be the result of the fun they had, plasma TV?😏

What's this fuss about marriage sef? Marriage is not a guarantee that you would be happy or enjoy peace of mind for the rest of your life, just live your life and be good.

Nobody should be mandated or forced to tie the knot just because a baby is involved.
πŸ‘Œ

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Romance / Re: I Dont Wanna Marry Her Neither Do I Want Guys To Take Her!!! by Michelle55: 12:41pm On Mar 20, 2023
Nawa oh! A pure case of wizardry and poverty combined( how I wish I know how to translate it in Igbo, e for make sense)
Your obsession might be the death of you if you don't free the girl.
I no just understand this ya level of wizardry sha
😏😏😏 just dey play ten ten with ya life

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Family / Re: Divide ₦100,000 Between Your Parents. by Michelle55: 10:56am On Mar 18, 2023
thesicilian:

Probably because he has spent everything he has on house rent, school fees, transportation and given the rest to mom for housekeeping, until the next salary cycle.
Some of you will not understand the dynamics of being a father, especially the salary earners, in the typical African society.
Nah, I'm an only child and my dad doesn't live in a rented apartment either. My mom has her money so she basically does everything except when she feels she doesn't want to.
Everyone knows my dad to be prudent with money right from inception hence they go through momsy or me if they ever need anything from him.
He doesn't spend the money, mom still sends me money, all I need do is ask but as for popsy we go quarrel as cowives first before he would release 1kobo to you😊.
Na only me sabi how to collect money for im hand.
He's never a spender right from time, even granny confirmed it.

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Family / Re: Divide ₦100,000 Between Your Parents. by Michelle55: 10:43am On Mar 18, 2023
Mom- 80k
Dad- 20k

My mom spends more especially when everyone knows she's the only person you can approach and cry to, she would gladly give you everything just so you can smile(hence the 80k).🀣🀣🀣
Popsy on the other hand, my dear na no go area cos shishi you no go see even if you cry blood( can't be manipulated hence the 20k because he wouldn't spend it)
I wish I'm more like my popsy sha☹️

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Romance / Re: Last Time You Had Sex And Reasons by Michelle55: 5:20pm On Mar 15, 2023
woginid967:
Well, mine was last week, she's my sugar momma, she was widowed 11 years ago, one day i carried her in my uber and she told me her health challenges and i told her the herbs to take, she was impressed, she said she would love to keep communication with me, so i started giving her herbal remedies and she invites me for functions but i decline, one day she calls me drunk, that she needs to get home and where she was is not safe, so i drove her home and helped her to her room and she paid me 40k extra that i stay the night till she recovers.

I obliged, I took time to clean the house and prepare a good meal, she woke up by 3 am and was shocked that everywhere was neat and she woke me up by 4am. And we talked, i told her my story, she asked me to be her personal driver, i declined then she said she wants me as her friend and confidant so I accepted because I know connections will work for me. She gave me extra 50k and I left.

Weeks later she asked me to come that she wants to discuss something sensitive with me and she told me she needs me in her Life, that she wants to feel young and loved again, she told me all her secrets and I accepted because I already imagined it many times in my head how having a cougar milf will be like. Anyway we finally agreed at 800k monthly asides all travels and she gave me an SUV last year too.
This happened 4 years ago and since then its been good, I respect her always but in the bedroom she's my smallie. Anyway the last time was last weekend and it was mind-blowing as usual, we went to church together and parted ways from there.
Whats the name of this movie?
Just dey play!

😏

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Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Bestfriend That Her Boyfriend/fiancee Sleeps With Dead Bodies? by Michelle55: 10:47am On Mar 01, 2023
I just don't want to imagine what you saw though, the thought of it alone is scary to the core. May the Lord help your friend, just imagine dipping his preeq in a dead body and then coming home to dip it in your friend, yuck!
Abeg, add viewers discretion to the post, it would help the faint of heart to know exactly what they are about to read.

Good thing, I've already eaten before opening this thread😭😭😭😭

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Family / Re: Caption This Moment This Mother Did This (photos) by Michelle55: 12:37pm On Feb 15, 2023
I would likely do the same or even more sefπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Family / Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by Michelle55: 6:38am On Feb 14, 2023
Currently in the same dilemma but I'm wise enough not to stock up anymore, I simply eat out thanks to the cashless policy😊. She no ment to come ask me for food and she respects my privacy by simply finding her square root in my sitting room, my bedroom is outta bound.

Told her, my kindness only extends from Jan to Feb, after which she should go. You can't leech on me and have peace of mind, not possible.

Clearly tell her that she should get a place by month end, that your mom is coming over. Some friendships are not worth keeping hon, know this and know peace.

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Properties / Re: Is Our Landlord Using Our Glory While We Stay In His House by Michelle55: 8:22pm On Feb 10, 2023
Nkan nbe!!πŸ€”πŸ€”

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Romance / Re: My Roommate’s 14 Year Old Girlfriend Is Pregnant by Michelle55: 5:20pm On Feb 09, 2023
I've stopped being surprised with the kinda things happening these days.

I pray you get a job and move out...

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Family / Re: My Mother In Law Is Faking Sickness So She Can Move In My House With Her Twins G by Michelle55: 7:14am On Feb 09, 2023
Stand your ground! Don't give in to emotional blackmail, it would pass with time. As for your madam, slash the daily upkeep you keep at home, probably that would force her to sit up and tell her people that it isn't easy with you guys at the moment.
Ban your inlaws from reaching you at the moment, the kids are not your responsibility, let their father step in and look after them.
No carry load wey go choke you just to please anyone especially entitled inlaws.

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Romance / Re: My Worst Day At Gtbank Today by Michelle55: 9:27pm On Feb 06, 2023
Gamer999:
I feel for you ma may God come through for you and your baby πŸ™
Thanks hon
☺️

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Romance / Re: My Worst Day At Gtbank Today by Michelle55: 9:26pm On Feb 06, 2023
sheanzy:


Which one is 'prepare my cravings'??

No too dey form wetin u no Sabi becos say u dy internet
Take your frustration outta my mention sir, not everyone is as wretched as you.
Don't be unfortunate, please!!
πŸ‘

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Romance / Re: My Worst Day At Gtbank Today by Michelle55: 6:48pm On Feb 06, 2023
reddingtonblack:




In situations like these, i will advise you use POS, peace of mind is worth more than the loss on your withdrawal, i had to use POS tew was stranded and i can't do broda pls help me with 2k grin

Lol, pos I no even see use.. Most of the pos that I tried didn't have cash to give.
I'm just channelling the remaining strength I have into working on the system.
This country is messed up honestly.πŸ₯²

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Family / Re: Why Do Women Knowingly Marry Deadbeats? by Michelle55: 6:16pm On Feb 06, 2023
tensazangetsu20:


LoL I live in a ghetto so I gets to see a lot of shit grin grin grin. Omho this one isn't building. This one no go school, no get job no get skills. Wetin you wan build.
Pako house, let them start from there.
Perhaps, he's giving her the best of styles that no-one has ever done for her but in all, just turn blind eyes for their matter.

PS: it's not cool to stereotype like you did up there

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Romance / Re: I Want To Do This Badly,someone Please Advice Me by Michelle55: 6:10pm On Feb 06, 2023
Whatever you do, never borrow money from lapo. Start with the little you have and be consistent and grow from there.
Never borrow money to do any investment, hpb wey go hold you if the business crash no go be child's play oh.
For your peace of mind, manage the little capital you have and grow it.

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Romance / Re: My Worst Day At Gtbank Today by Michelle55: 5:58pm On Feb 06, 2023
Well, at least you saw to withdraw my dear, I wasn't that lucky. Had to go back home, and worse is I'm double, and there's no food in the house. I was hoping to withdraw, get to the market and prepare my cravings. Money I no see collect, ATMs aren't dispensing, banks locked their gates, pos no get cash to give and my drugs haven't been taken yetπŸ˜”.
If it's just me, I wouldn't be all this worried and frustrated but my tiny being is who I'm feeling for.
Person go get money, to withdraw na wahala.
It's well!

πŸ€”
Na word wey I no dey hear cause me all this rubbish oh, had it been I stocked up when my mum said I should, I wouldn't be in this dillema😭😭😭

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Family / Re: How Many Kids Do You Still Wanna Have? by Michelle55: 4:45pm On Feb 06, 2023
2, I'm on the verge of having them already....
Done and dusted after that!

πŸ‘Œ

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Family / Re: What Is Your Saddest Experience As A Father by Michelle55: 9:50pm On Feb 05, 2023
ibkayee:
As a man I expect fresh soup from my wife everyday, one traumatising evening I could tell the egusi had been reheated and I’ve just never been the same since.

I’m a great husband and father and I didn’t deserve that
Are you playing?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Crime / Re: Suicide Loading....(photo) by Michelle55: 6:23pm On Feb 04, 2023
Cutehector:
I sha remembered that when i was setting up my financial plans for this year, i did not include lending to people. So if you like, kneel down and wail till tomorrow, answer will be..sorry i dont have.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2023, the year of being intentional and has no room to fall for crocodile tears.

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Family / Re: These Is Breaking Me,i Need Someone To Talk To!!! by Michelle55: 9:41pm On Feb 02, 2023
Lastpharoah33:


This is not true!


Your mental health should be paramount here.

Osinachi, the late gospel singer endured but somehow couldn't live to tell the tale!

Let her keep enduring until her name turns to Endurance Nwachukwu, it's only in Nigeria married women/men in abusive marriage tries to cover up by staying married just to be counted among those that aren't divorced yet like it's some kinda award winning trophies.
They should continue, we are watching!
😏

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Family / Re: These Is Breaking Me,i Need Someone To Talk To!!! by Michelle55: 8:19pm On Feb 02, 2023
How people stay in marriages that ain't working out no matter how hard they try these days still baffles me, does it mean that without the marriage and the need to bear Mr or Mrs, you can't survive or be happy on your own?

Take a break if you need to, your mental health is paramount at this point and that should be your concern.

Take the next bus home back to your family with your daughter, and surround yourself with people who are happy to have you in their lives no matter how bad the economy of the country is.

Listen, marriage is never a do-or-die affair! If you are tired, get out and breathe in the fresh air and a new start of life also remember that there is no marriage in heaven so if you like die on top say you wan stay married, the man go remarry after 6 months.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Don’t Do These Again Once You Reach Age 30 by Michelle55: 3:18pm On Feb 02, 2023
True! Thanks for sharing!!πŸ‘πŸ‘

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Romance / Re: How Old Is Your First/current NL Account by Michelle55: 11:59am On Feb 02, 2023
10years and still counting☺️....
Romance / Re: Benefits of eating apples by Michelle55: 6:18pm On Jan 31, 2023
Na he-goat in human form you dey deal with, which mumu powerful seed im get to deposit inside you?
I don't know why you would believe a mere mortal report over God's report in your life..
So he told you, you've got a spirit husband and you gullibly believed him? Things dey happen sha!
😏

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