She is patiently waiting for him to give up the ghost

See wetin Humanbean who put "APC is ruining my fab life" dey post. May sense locate your destiny

Their cup don full hope this reaches front page as well and something done about it. Or maybe Seun should create a section specifically for begging. Any body that is feeling too rich should go to the section and do dorime for the beggars

Dis one don reason am say church na scam...

We wish him good luck in 8 years time

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Fvck Israel!

Don't you have nothing better to do?

Lol, miracle seeking Nigerians will start trooping to his church

Better live abroad with the baby then if not Nigerians go use shame and depression kill ur pikin

Check well, most of them don't have jobs. This is what unemployment in a country causes. People are unproductive and have nothing better to do

Maybe as u abandon ur parents after winning 120M, them don open the flood gates of village ppl wey dey after u

So as dis matured man dey like disz e go willfully bendown offer him yash make them knack am?

Almunjid:

U as a Nigerian woman, aside sex and River Niger wide smelling puss*, wetin u get to offer the unfortunate Man wey come into ur life? At least, White Women get money and green card to offer. What are u bringing to the table, abi na u be the empty table itself?

Ye ye ye dis Vawulence dey make person go start to dey pick beans think about her future

Nigerians, Official Lords of Vawulence on Earth

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Meanwhile U.S is producing an average of 357,000GW thats about 100,000 times what we produce

I know dis man na, so las las na thief him be as well.... Na him get BennyRose Hotels plus other several properties

So whats the point of not giving us light for two days now?? How e take affect those in power

Go to brekete family, answers will pour

Kano issues to NIN people from Niger, Chad, Burkina Faso. As far as they speak Hausa. They are just amassing population for nothing.

My penis is 7inches when erect so wetin concern me with their statistics? I am happy with my size, my boo is happy with my size so e no concern me, if they like make them put Nigeria last

Marry the nurse. She can still marry while in school. Besides the other one u say u no too get feelings for her. Thats a huge red flag. The nurse will easily get a job and bring income. Unless u want a wife that will be at home 24/7 and be kpanshing left right and center. Fucking is good, but more income is better. Besides your children go fine. That alone should give u peace of mind.

There was that scene from Kazaam where shaq rained mountain of food, omo i still fantasize about it till today

Go any restaurant, chop belleful, when dem say make u pay, say money fall from ur pocket, no go with ur phone ooo, dem go hold ur fone, in d ensuing palava, person go pay for ur food.

Go better restaurant wey ppl get money o9, no be mama put wey everybody na quarter to quench. Na dia God fit make ur helper locate u. When u don chop sweet food belle ful, see whether suicide still dey hungry u

Thank you NPF

This is what happens when u put aboki i charge of a country's economy

Mayorkun, teni n davido

onomeabuja:

That means na only januaries u de eat chicken
February to December na SNAKE meat u love

I no get their Lala kind of liver oo

alingo2013:


Who still drinks this type of Coke in Glass bottle this is a poor person using December salary to cook one last meal
#lastsupper

This guy totally gets me

rickpat:
lol...

Thanks sire

Namdeenero:
I swear the way belle go turn you eh

As i dey reply you this morning I dey toilet like this

Check out my first dinner for 2023 and rate it.

So as a young hustling bachelor with no bae to cook for me, I decided to become a chef for the night. Tomorrow I will return to soaking garri and eating out.

What you are seeing is Indomie, boiled egg, fried plantain with ketchup, salad n chicken. I was supposed to cut chunks of sausages in the Indomie but most supermarkets selling it was closed. I just had to wash it down with chilled coke . Happy new year Nairalanders!¡!

Mods pls do this post justice by pushing it to front fp