There was that scene from Kazaam where shaq rained mountain of food, omo i still fantasize about it till today

Go any restaurant, chop belleful, when dem say make u pay, say money fall from ur pocket, no go with ur phone ooo, dem go hold ur fone, in d ensuing palava, person go pay for ur food.

Go better restaurant wey ppl get money o9, no be mama put wey everybody na quarter to quench. Na dia God fit make ur helper locate u. When u don chop sweet food belle ful, see whether suicide still dey hungry u

Thank you NPF

This is what happens when u put aboki i charge of a country's economy

Mayorkun, teni n davido

onomeabuja:

That means na only januaries u de eat chicken
February to December na SNAKE meat u love

I no get their Lala kind of liver oo

alingo2013:


Who still drinks this type of Coke in Glass bottle this is a poor person using December salary to cook one last meal
#lastsupper

This guy totally gets me

rickpat:
lol...

Thanks sire

Namdeenero:
I swear the way belle go turn you eh

As i dey reply you this morning I dey toilet like this

Check out my first dinner for 2023 and rate it.

So as a young hustling bachelor with no bae to cook for me, I decided to become a chef for the night. Tomorrow I will return to soaking garri and eating out.

What you are seeing is Indomie, boiled egg, fried plantain with ketchup, salad n chicken. I was supposed to cut chunks of sausages in the Indomie but most supermarkets selling it was closed. I just had to wash it down with chilled coke . Happy new year Nairalanders!¡!

Mods pls do this post justice by pushing it to front fp

Thread opened, God bless you all

Everywhere quiet...

The way INEC is protecting this coming election, it seems they know whats at stake. If we don't vote right this time, when will we get another chance. Its been so long We didn't have to pick just between the devil and the deep blue sea. This time there's a third option, a Messiah.

Please let us vote right.

Farid24224:


What happened in your dream?

Me n my family were in Germany.
We were watching on the news how hundreds of nuclear missiles were being launched, mostly from US and Russia targeting each other, suddenly we heard that UK was targeting Germany's underwater submarines. It wasn't funny news. Before we know it, about 5 kilometres from where we were staying, we heard a loud explosion, I thought that a nuclear missile has hit our region. I ran to the window to check and saw about 10 to 12 long white missiles launching from the ground into the sky. The force of their launch caused a force of blast synonymous to an automic bomb. The missiles I believe were headed in the direction of U.K...

When I woke up from the dream, I change my mind about not going to church and started ironing shirt in the morning.... That dream shook me to my core

Eyaaa

Last night i had a dream about ww3, it was truly terrible....

Gaaabaaaaa Iduuu!!!

Thanks

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Abeg wash am well

That old idiot that his hands r twerking and his whole body shaking like vibrator should be the one having it, not this young vibrant celeb

Damn....

Deep down we all know a northerner shouldn't occupy that seat for this next election...
Nigeria is currently sitting on a keg of TNT

Vagina ppl don end d guy

InoGetJoy:

You got your own share of the national cake

I swr down

Exactly 1 year ago, my ex serve me breakfast . I thought it was an april fool joke, babe kept to her decision the following day, and the day after, and the day after that one. E con finally hit me say I be fool true true...

Exactly 1 year ago, my ex serve me breakfast . I thought it was an april fool joke, babe kept to her decision the following day, and the day after, and the day after that one. E con finally hit me say I be fool true true...

All these times I have been playing call of duty, it feels surreal knowing some people are actually living in it at the moment.

Always russia, Always russia

From game to real life, Always russia

Sabi cook









Also
Big yansh

Imagine dressing up like Kanye, only to park your car one side and start trekking/jogging like sky-b all the way from main gate too class room

Stanchem029:

A notorious scamme.r is behind that account. His name is Anthony Munachi Okeke. He is a serial impersonator, well known here.

Jeez. Thanks Man. Ppl no get shame...