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Politics / Re: Aminat Owoseni Weds Abayomi Apooyin In USA (Photos, Video) by mikkypel(m): 4:14pm On Jun 25, 2017
The girl geh sense... The ones in Nigeria are cursed... Esp those that deals with roger and extortion
Crime / Re: Graphic Photos Of A Woman Battered By Her Husband by mikkypel(m): 3:49pm On Jun 25, 2017
repogirl:
I blame any foolish woman who remains in the house to receive constant beating. She is probably enjoying it.

Woman, is your buttocks gummed to a chair? Leave before he kills you nah!

Seems you were brought up from a broken home... Or am i wrong?
Crime / Re: Graphic Photos Of A Woman Battered By Her Husband by mikkypel(m): 3:47pm On Jun 25, 2017
Winning123:




Nonsense. We don't need the full story. No human being deserve this treatment. Will you be asking for full details of if she was your sister

Tell me what a woman deserve, I am not in support of that but him saying he needed full details... That is when a case like this can be properly attebded to... You don't just strike, There are three sides to a story, Honestly in fairness of words, some women can provoke their husband to doing some silly things

They too need to be cautioned and cultured
Religion / Re: 5000 Cultists Give Their Lives To Christ At Kumuyi's Crusade In Ogoni Rivers by mikkypel(m): 10:38am On Jun 25, 2017
Wetin konsign mhe

Politics / Re: Time To Enforce Laws Banning Smoking In Bars & Restaurants - Minister Of Health by mikkypel(m): 5:15pm On Jun 24, 2017
Stevengold:


cheesy they've closed down his mini tobacco company.

Shey people won't die now.... Like say dem politicians sef no dey smoke
Politics / Re: Time To Enforce Laws Banning Smoking In Bars & Restaurants - Minister Of Health by mikkypel(m): 4:03pm On Jun 24, 2017
This is not a good news for jingolar... Dude use to use manual grinder to grind his weed... U wld think he is grinding pepper... FG has taken his joy

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Might Return To Nigeria Within A Week - Sahara Reporters by mikkypel(m): 3:55pm On Jun 24, 2017
Victornezzar:

2 organise his funeral grin


Lol

Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by mikkypel(m): 12:40pm On Jun 24, 2017
Lhimeet:

Always good bro...How you dey? wink


Ah dey o.... Just looking from this corridor ...the hustle is real
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by mikkypel(m): 12:00pm On Jun 24, 2017
Omo boy entered again.... I hope my man lhimeet is doing good... How's the hustle bruh. More greens to all punters...

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Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane Pictured In Studio In Maimi As He Prepares To Appear In Court by mikkypel(m): 10:14pm On Jun 19, 2017
shininglight78:
After all these years of hard work. No job. No life. Nothing. Good bye life. Sorry I could not continue.

Don't take your life if i can actually read the true meaning to your comment.... There is dawn after the thickest darkness... It can't be like that forever, we are in the same sh*t but bruh... Keep the hope alive... When there is life, there is hope
Pets / Re: My Dog May Die Soon From A Snake Poison, Please Help by mikkypel(m): 10:08pm On Jun 19, 2017
Organs:
Dog will drink palm kernel oil, hmm or maybe they should give the dog agbo jedi make the dog purge the venum comot.

Or flagyl
Pets / Re: My Dog May Die Soon From A Snake Poison, Please Help by mikkypel(m): 10:07pm On Jun 19, 2017
tollulope080:
d dog will be fine I read an article sometimes ago about mammals being administered venom to create anti venom so with time the dog body system will create immunity against the venom so ur dog should be Fn over time

Active immunity.... Lol
Pets / Re: My Dog May Die Soon From A Snake Poison, Please Help by mikkypel(m): 10:03pm On Jun 19, 2017
klassykute:
Ntn will happen jare, dogs ar strong i remembered my dog fought with a big snake i ran from, she got bitten by the snake nd her eyes were swollen but after twosays everything got back to normal no treatment. So chill bro man

The day that dog would bite you and your two eyes get swollen, that's the day you won't take anything for granted again

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Applicant, I Don’t Think You Really Wanted That Job! Recruiter Vs Appl. WAR by mikkypel(m): 5:19pm On Jun 19, 2017
Dear Recruiter,

Your message will just come in the night telling me to prepare for an interview the next day by 9am, and this is a cv i have sent like a month ago

You expect me to be static, what if i have traveled and can't make it that very day

You never wanted to give me that job

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Applicant, I Don’t Think You Really Wanted That Job! Recruiter Vs Appl. WAR by mikkypel(m): 5:16pm On Jun 19, 2017
Dear Recruiter,

I forwarded a CV and the next thing you did was to call, I am not someone who likes picking strange numbers up hence the reason for my attitude on phone

Why didn't you send a mail

You never really wanted to give me the job

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Education / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment Back In Secondary School??? by mikkypel(m): 1:38pm On Jun 19, 2017
That day i was plating football at the back field amd my sosa sandal was stolen.... Searched everywhere but could not find it

Then one of my classmate took me to our class, brought down all the sosa sandals he had kept in the ceiling.. Na there i know say some people stealing is natural

Lo and behold i couldn't find my size cuz my legs was short.. Guyman was just too short and small that year

That was how i walked bare footed home in between St monica girls and SJC guys.... Mehn all eyes was on me like 2pac

But i don't have a choice, our chair then was the round one, mum was sitting down and i used the chair as a guide to enter my room

The next day, dad was ready to take us to school wity car...dad was a teacher in my school..SJC ondo

Na so i say i no follow car,told them i feel like trekking,dad was surprised that how come injez suddenly loved trekking

We that even if we are late..dad will just drive in n i would escape lashes and cutting of grass

Dad replied awe, you must enter my car and i was like is the trek not my trek but cuz of the fear of dad,na so i enter o and mum and lil bro were at the back seat

Mum looked at my leg, lo and behold i was wearing a spoilt sandal of my lil bro... I had to force it in... I was beaten ehn.. But mum got another that very day

Since then, i do lock my sandals in my desk before football till we promoted to SS1 and we were big boys

I rep SJC.... NOBILITAS... OKO MONICA

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Education / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment Back In Secondary School??? by mikkypel(m): 1:29pm On Jun 19, 2017
Miraculousamuel:
Good Morning Fellow Nairalanders, I hope you had a great Weekend?. Meanwhile, I felt we shouldn't be up this Morning with Monday blues all over, so I decided we had some fun by sharing our experiences with each other.
I would like to ask, what was you most embarrassing Moment in your Secondary School life

Mine happened Years ago, There's a day we usually call Judgement Day in our School, where the Proprietor would be present during the assembly and assess each students Class by Class based on the number of Red pen they have on their Mid Term Report Sheets , When a Red pen is used in writing a grade, it could amount to 5 or 6 strokes of the Cane, then think of when you have like four to five....
And there was this Newly employed, Ugly Man in our School,called Mr. Oshodi, his job is beat Students, nothing more. So on this So called Judgement day, I happened to have 2 grades written in RED! Damn it! So the day before,I had thought of what to do because I knew for sure that I'll be beaten, and I hate being beaten, I really hate Cane... Especially Horse whips.. So I decided to wear a short, thick Jean, before wearing my School Uniform.
On the D-day, my class was was the next to be dealt with, although we had few who did well, so when it was my turn, I was called upon,I sheepishly mounted the podium, and the saw that I had 2 grades written in Red, so I would be receiving 12 latches. I had already worn the Jean I planned to wear. So I lied down, waiting to be beaten, on receiving the first stroke of the Cane, It really didn't enter, but I felt something hit me, the second one came, same thing happened, but the Jean was so thick that it did make a sound whenever it was hit, so it made Mr. Oshodi become suspicious that something was fishy, so he felt my trouser, and knew it that it was different from wearing a boxer or pants, Omo come see as I dey shake, He told the Proprietor and he said I should go into one of the empty classes to remove what I wore to dust the strokes of the Cane. Shamefully, I removed it, Lo and behold, it was shown to everyone on the Assembly what I wore, it was as thick as Dried Cow Skin... The whole Assembly exclaimed as I bowed my head in shame. Afterwards, I was given the beating of my life... I was seriously beaten that I could hardly walk. After I was dealt with, I pitifully walked back to the class where I removed the Jean And had to wait till everyone was dismissed form the Assembly. On getting back to my Class, some made fun out of it, some sympathized with me as I wept more bitterly, I was Seriously embarrassed on this so called Day...

At Success International College, Ondo.


Let's hear about your own experience. ..


Wow, you are an alumni of SICO

I represent nobilitas.... SJC in particular class 2008
Celebrities / Re: Vector And Yung6ix Set To Break 13 Hours World Rap Record (video) by mikkypel(m): 1:21pm On Jun 19, 2017
mickeyrova:
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I'm sure you have been seeing others write Btw and thought it means "between"...
However, that's an acronym for "By The Way "
..

Sincerely, i thought it was between b4 till i googled it

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise For 2017 Begins by mikkypel(m): 1:17pm On Jun 19, 2017
WASMOG:
I APPLIED LAST YEAR AND MADE IT WITHOUT KNOWING ANYBODY U TOO CAN MAKE IT NEVER GIVE UP TRUST GOD

GOD BLESS NN

ONWARD TOGETHER

What's the aptitude test like... Is it only mathematics? How is the training like after selection? Hope they won't break all the bones in the body? Must you be able to swim before joining or they would teach you how there? People in the health line, do they go to war?

Please answer all.... Espiri de corps
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Meets South-East Leaders In Abuja (Photos) by mikkypel(m): 9:11am On Jun 19, 2017
krendo:
South east should not support Osibanjo come 2019

Osibanjo is campaigning for 2019, we must stop allowing ourselves to be used

It is time for us to broaden our political horizon and play politics that guarantees our security across Nigeria

The best way to guarantee this is to be fair to all.

Let the North Present another candidate to Carry on from where Buhari stopped

Let's not support a selfish politics that props up a dieing man as Nigeria's President so that Osibanjo can sneak in through the back door!

Osibanjo should go and sit down, Obasanjo has been President for 8 long years!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power: 753,307 Graduates Apply In 5 Days by mikkypel(m): 7:55am On Jun 19, 2017
I just hope they permanent the volunteers..... The disaster that will happen is when after the 2yrs, all are sent home again... Mehn it won't be funny

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Car Talk / What Car Can One Buy At #600,000? by mikkypel(m): 7:33am On Jun 19, 2017
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Looking at the recession on ground and the hike in the price of cars now but who asks for direction never gets lost

What good automatic car can one get at #600,000 at tokunbo level?

You might be helping somebody especially me
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Releases Guidelines For July 1st Enforcement Of Psychiatric Test by mikkypel(m): 7:25am On Jun 18, 2017
Many are mad ,few are roaming

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola And Lai Mohammed All Smiles At Ramadan Lecture In Kwara (Photos) by mikkypel(m): 11:35pm On Jun 17, 2017
They have lied again, lying makes them happy.. It gives them long life
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Replies, Blasts Davido On Twitter by mikkypel(m): 11:14pm On Jun 17, 2017
nototribalist:
I feel like slapping both of them. Wizkid should be more worried about important things​.

like now that buhari say make we no smoke outside again. That's an emergency issue for wizkid

Crime / Re: Buccaneers, Vikings, Cult Groups In Ikorodu Gather For Peace Meeting (Pics) by mikkypel(m): 9:22pm On Jun 17, 2017
They even produced a banner...... How did we become like this? Everything is not just right

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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militants Issue Quit Notice To Northerners Again by mikkypel(m): 12:48pm On Jun 16, 2017
Homeboiy:
An eye for an eye

Makes the world go blind
Car Talk / Re: 6 Advantages Of Over Speeding (counter Thread) by mikkypel(m): 9:27am On Jun 16, 2017
dahunsy:
Coughs***clears throat# And u can cut ur life short like this dude in fast n furious..... Someone shud pls help me out with his name cry

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Introduces Residency Card In Kaduna by mikkypel(m): 9:19am On Jun 16, 2017
Just like kaadi igbeayo.... Awon werey 100%
Health / Re: Alafia Logun Oro Itoju Topeye Ogun Ibile Todaju by mikkypel(m): 8:27pm On Jun 15, 2017
Nje a ri enikeni ti o le mu iroyin ayo nipa ogun baba ti o lo ti o de je fun, eleyi a je ki awon eyan tun darapo mo thread yi

Baba, e sheun wa o, ajinde lara yo maa je.... Mo sese rii thread yii noni

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