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Politics / Re: Barrack Obara by MILITIA(f): 7:55pm On Jul 28, 2007
denex:

@MILITIA

were you not here when people were considering Barrack for President? That Kenyan terrorist. You already know his full name: Barrack Hussein Osama.

Then Hillary Clinton that has already ruled using her husband as proxy, now she wants to go for third term in person.

For now I think Dick Cheney is the only capable hand. Except of course they want to throw in the wild card: Jeb Bush. The Bush continues part 4.

You are very funny indeed!!!! grin  Well, tell the Americans all this!!!  I am sure they will listen to you!!!!
Family / Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by MILITIA(f): 7:44pm On Jul 28, 2007
blue-sky:

@ MILITIA
is that u in the picture, when was it taken? u don't look like uve had 3 kids.

Yes my dear!!!  Believe it or not!!!! Took the picture this year at Easter!!! cool Then you should see ma mum!!! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Or my younger sister!!! We no dey old for our house oh!!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Got Pregnant For Her Ex-Boyfriend by MILITIA(f): 7:37pm On Jul 28, 2007
Congratulations!!! Now at least you know she is "fertile"!!!! tongue
Politics / Re: How To Be A Nigerian by MILITIA(f): 7:28pm On Jul 28, 2007
Mamajama:

BABEELOVE you must be on crack to think like a slowpoke, learn how to respect my love ANGEL101 lol

Look at you!!!  If someone said this to you you will run to Seun to talk rubbish!!!  To add insult to injury, you used you stupid smiling face icon thinking most people are as daft as you are!!! When you are the slowpoke and the "devil's" temple of a mind!!!  SPOILT BRAT!!!!  Law degree ko!  Law degree ni!!!! angry Because na ya papa get the website!!! Rubbish!!!!
Politics / Re: Barrack Obara by MILITIA(f): 7:23pm On Jul 28, 2007
@denex!!!
Please I know you love my fatherland so much!!! But please choose another republican whose pacemaker will not fall out of his arse when he coughs!!! PLEASE abeg you!!!! shocked
Romance / Re: Let Us Define "love" ? by MILITIA(f): 6:54pm On Jul 28, 2007
A big CLEAN house, 4 cars, fine kids, loving husband, good job, healthy family, money in the bank to pay any bill payable!!!!! wink wink wink wink wink Love=Blessings from God!!!!
Romance / Re: He Loves You But Still Looks At Other Women by MILITIA(f): 6:50pm On Jul 28, 2007
No problem na!!! I still love him too---- and I still look at other men!!! grin ----I say no try us oh!!! cool
Crime / Re: Nigerian Student In America Threatens To Blow Up American University by MILITIA(f): 5:55pm On Jul 28, 2007
StephenP:

Militia you seem to be very stereotypical recently. Calm down I don't think strong guguru and ekpa face actually fit his appearance. cool

Which one is "sterotypical" again??  Did you not read that the guy had a Nigerian passport on him?  So he is a dual citizen abi? Someone mentioned above that he could have fraudulently obtained the Nigerian passport--just to smear Nigeria further, since we are already famous for this and that.  Okay!  Till it is proven otherwise, he is a dual citizen!!! So his face face does not fit his appearance   Please what does that mean   There is nothing aje-butterish or Omo-mommyish about this face now  This is a hardened "kPA-KO-RO-RO"!!!! grin
Politics / Re: Barrack Obara by MILITIA(f): 5:44pm On Jul 28, 2007
mazaje:

Barack Obama is definately the man and people should vote for him.

Which wars? definately not the ones in Iraq and Afghanistan, besides George Bush is the best advertisment for the G.O.P(Republican party) because he is one of the most unpopular president the US has ever had with about 70% of the americans disapproving his style of leadership, infact almost all americans dislike(hate) him. One of the best presidents of America in modern times is Bill Clinton who happens to be a Democrat.

Look well oh!!! cheesy It is denex you are replying oh!!!! shocked shocked I thought I was the only one who could fall for him!!! Another one bites the dust!!!!! Choose your words carefully!!!! grin
Politics / Re: My Ordeal In The Hands Of The Netherlands Police, By Osoufia by MILITIA(f): 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2007
Okay, Sorry sir! It will NEVER happen again! Don't be annoyed!!! tongue
Family / Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by MILITIA(f): 5:17pm On Jul 28, 2007
5---------- cheesy


Militia--Mama Millie undecided

Azubike---(Zubby)---the bread winner!!! grin

Kosisochukwu(Cossy)-ma baby girl cool my pride and joy!!!

Jamike-- (Jammy)--da hunk!!! man of the house!!! wink

Chibuike---(Chuubby) my bodyguard!!!--baby of the house!!! smiley

OooooooooooooooooooooooH  LOGAN-R.I.P.!!!!!! cry cry cry cry cry
Romance / Re: Dating A Cultist? by MILITIA(f): 5:02pm On Jul 28, 2007
@Topic

Don't worry jare!!! They are very successful business men and women all over the world--especially in Nigeria!!!! tongue You will never lack for "anything"!!!!
Romance / Re: Is It Safe To Tell A Man "I Love You"? by MILITIA(f): 4:59pm On Jul 28, 2007
@Topic!!!

Of course!!! All the time!!! At least 3 times a day!!! That might be your last chance!!!! kiss
Romance / Re: Favorite 'Romantic' Wedding Songs: Married Or Not! by MILITIA(f): 4:30pm On Jul 28, 2007
@zignor

Not even one with VJ in it shocked  The cat gat ya tongue grin
Sorry!!!! This is a clean thread!!!!! cool

tpia:

i second  " I need You" by marc Anthony.
great song.

@tpia
Please lets get married right now!!!!  I always knew you were the ONLY one for me!!!!!  I really NEED YOU!!!!-----

-------for the rest of my life Yes my dear!!! Great song!!!! I can't get enough of it!!! Used it for my 10th year anniversary last year!!! Still cry any time I play that song!!!! Played it 20 times at the reception---People were sick of it!!!! grin

Thanks you guys!!!! Love Y'ALL------- including "my very many haters"!!!  ----One love!!!!!!
kiss  Please find some love!!!!! Life is too short!!! cool
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cheated On Your Partner? by MILITIA(f): 4:18pm On Jul 28, 2007
Gemini II:

seun what are you waitin for u ought to give militia a life ban from this forum she is corrupting all the good gals
embarassed embarassed

Oh Migosh!! cry cry cry cry cry  My life will come to an end!!!!!  I will commit suicide!!! Because before I drunkenly stumbled across Nairaland I was so miserable with my life and was seriously jobless!!!-----ANUGBOKO!!!! tongue


DevDel:

wetin MILITIA do all of una sef ehn? make una leave d chic alone jare. But to the main question, I no gree answer!

Don't mind them jare!!! All na jealousy and bad belle!!!  I think I have the most fun on Nairaland than them boring cows!!!!  Any where MILITIA "LOGAN"-WINFREY-BUSH-CLINTON is on Nairaland you know most are going to be relegated to the background of course!!!  Jealousy  and more jealousy since I have more to offer!!! BORING COWS!!! Come on LOGAN, time for a snack!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

---- lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick and drooling away your lives!!!! cool
Romance / Re: What Has Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Taught You by MILITIA(f): 3:58pm On Jul 28, 2007
To always have my own apartment and car----privately owned!!!! kiss
Politics / Re: Barrack Obara by MILITIA(f): 3:28pm On Jul 28, 2007
'08 for the Elephant oh!!!! cool In fact I am going to re-register so I can vote 2ice!!!!! tongue
Politics / Re: Polls Shows Hillary Clinton With Solid Lead by MILITIA(f): 3:24pm On Jul 28, 2007
If you say so!!!! Let me cross over to your side then!!! tongue I am beginning to trust your infinite wisdom and immaculate perception!!!! tongue
Politics / Re: My Ordeal In The Hands Of The Netherlands Police, By Osoufia by MILITIA(f): 3:13pm On Jul 28, 2007
egoldman:

@Militia,
You think you are impressing us with so called laugh , its actually insulting the very country where you came from rather shamelessly , the day you see your mama ophra then let her know that you are a Nigerian , you will see if she treats you any different from her long held view about Nigerians , then u would understand that the policy of generalization is very bad .

Are we talking of Oprah here abi Osuofia Oh boy chill oh!!!!  Life is too short for all this wahala oh!!!!  At least she will treat me better than Nigerians ever will after all said and done!!!!!  So what do I have to lose  Please back to the Osuofia topic please!!! This is not a serious topic abeg----this one is strictly for the laffs!!!!!  So relazzzzzzzzzz  and join the happy people here!!!!  If not, go to Oprah topics  for some real "gripe" sessions!!!!!
Politics / Re: Polls Shows Hillary Clinton With Solid Lead by MILITIA(f): 3:05pm On Jul 28, 2007
denex:

@MILITIA

thank you jare. Please do not feel outnumbered due to my absence.

Vote enmass for the great and powerful ELEPHANT, shun the stupid donkey.

You are very welcome oh!!!  I am glad you see a[b] difference [/b] between Republicans and Democrats!!! You are a very bright chap!!!  After almost 20 years here, I cannot even tell which is which!!! The names are different but the they have smelled like the same "old shit" for as long as I can remember!!! So what's up

This na exam question please make we "sheat" small!!!!

--- BROTHER DENEX--WHO YOU DO AM shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked  Tell me I beg!!!! tongue

You know which one be elephant and which one be donkey for America and you no know the one wey be malu or ishi-ewu for Nigeria----WONDERFUL!!!! Na waf for this kain education sef oh!!!!
Politics / Re: Stop Bashing Oprah Winfrey She Is Innocent by MILITIA(f): 2:44pm On Jul 28, 2007
Mustay:

whi we go believe now?

Definitely not from "Punch" Newspaper!!!  If people watched the show with Tommy Hilfilger and the Nigerian scam nonsense on Oprah---and felt they were "humiliated" why did they not go on an "Oprah" rampage then 

Now appearing on some "rogue" newspaper from Nigeria, most are making noise for nothing here!!!  Why are we not surprised  Super-Cyber-Amebos and Tatafos on Nairaland!!!!
Politics / Re: My Ordeal In The Hands Of The Netherlands Police, By Osoufia by MILITIA(f): 2:19pm On Jul 28, 2007
Yanga Rat:

The part when make me laugh tire na how as Osofia talk say when the kata-kata bust he from there go meet the policeman come open mouth say na him be the MAIN PERFORMER for the venue.  Na that one them dey call say Trouble dey sleep, Yanga go wake am.


Na the time when Osofia come take eye see how as policeman dey use rope tight him host them for ground like bush meat, na that time Osofia come run gbudu-gbudu cross to the other side of the street and forget one-2 whether na major or minor performer he go do for Holland.
I beg make una follow me pray say make Osofia take this incident come do another film for us o.   

Na wah for you oh!!! LOL grin grin grin grin grin  Now we are going to enjoy this comic thread!!!!  You have even imagined the whole event in you own mind.   You know Osuofia has thin thin mosquito legs in the first place?  You can imagine him pulling his trousers up and jetting across the street with his "boy alinco" cap and hands under his armpits shivering. Looking at the whole show from across the street!!!!  Next time he will shut his mouth!!!! 

Can you imagine approaching a police man in Europe or America--to explain some "long tin" when they did not ask you  In this day and age  When you get a traffic ticket you cannot even come out of your car---- then this comedian wants to ask Dutchie policeman[b]-----BIA!!! WHAT IS GOING ON HIA[/b]---according to my dear friend Esss!!!!! What a big mistake!!!!

REAL MAIN PERFORMER OF "I GO CHOP YA DOLLAR" MUSIC VIDEO!!!!--with the world wide notoriety of[b] glorifying or castigating [/b] "419" depending on who is doing the interpreting.  You call Oyinbo man "mugu" for your video and think you will be welcome anywhere in Oyinboland in this world!!!  What a joker!!!!! grin  No brains!!!!!

You know for sure he will do an "OSUOFIA IN NETHERLANDS"  That is going to be a huge laff!!!  I can't wait to see that one.   My poor Maleke!!!!!  Boy I love that guy!!!!   These guys are crazy clowns!!!!  And that Basket Mouth-----Bright Okorocha!!!!  What a bunch of jokers!!!! In fact, I cannot wait for all versions from Osuofia, Maleke and Basket Mouth!!! All are going to be hilarious!!!!!
Politics / Re: Polls Shows Hillary Clinton With Solid Lead by MILITIA(f): 2:10pm On Jul 28, 2007
denex:

They're too soft jare. Let a discipline and principled Republican take up the helms of authority and continue the good work that Bush has started.
Why is Halliburton not converting? Does his post as vice president disqualify him from becoming president?

Dick Cheney for President 2008 till infinity and beyond!

A true "Nigerian" diplomat in American domestic and foreign policies!!!! Keep up your good work!!! Please do not forget to vote in '08!!!!! tongue The republicans are counting on you!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Barrack Obara by MILITIA(f): 2:05pm On Jul 28, 2007
denex:

Vote for Republicans they always stand by their word. They say what they mean and do what they say.

Republicans have a backbone and prove that America is not all talk. Under the Republicans, the stock market in America has risen and risen, I hear the unemployment rates have dropped, the US has won two wars. Things are going good.

I believe the Republicans should be given the opportunity to continue what they have been doing.

I fear that the war against terror will not be taken seriously by the democrats. They are cowards. Be it Obama, Clinton, Howard or Bidden. They are all spineless.

From Nigeria yonder abi? Or on DSTV? tongue
Politics / Re: Alamieyeseigha To Regain Freedom On Aug 9 2007 by MILITIA(f): 2:02pm On Jul 28, 2007
ToToChoper:

lol, laff don kill me here, ONLY IN OUR OWN NAIJA, KAI grin!!!

I say we don suffer.


Mamajama:

McKren Re you sure?
A senetor in OYO was elected while in jail do you recalled? This is Nigeria, anything is possible



Mandora:

We are simply letting d world knw that our judicial system is a mockery





undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided lipsrsealed








IF YOU ARE NIGERIAN AND YOU KNOW CLAP YOUR HANDS---CLAP CLAP

---SO HELP ME GOD----SO HELP ME GOD--SO HELP ME GOD!!!!
Politics / Re: Alamieyeseigha Regains Freedom by MILITIA(f): 1:52pm On Jul 28, 2007
Duplicate thread undecided

Well I think that is wonderful news since he has served his term. The other governors should have faith in the "justice system" then. The will serve their own sentences while the trial is going on. No problem there at all!!!! tongue
Politics / Re: The List Of Arrested Corrupt Governors (after May 29th) by MILITIA(f): 1:51pm On Jul 28, 2007
HE IS FREE TO GO HOME NOW!!!! Thank God for justice!!! He has served his term!!!! tongue
Politics / Re: Alamieyeseigha Regains Freedom by MILITIA(f): 1:49pm On Jul 28, 2007
Wonderful!!! grin grin grin grin grin The rest of the "corrupt" charged governors should have faith then. They have already served their own sentences too------while the trial is going on. NA WAH FOR JUSTICE SYSTEM OH!!!!! grin
Politics / Re: Barrack Obara by MILITIA(f): 1:35pm On Jul 28, 2007
egin:

Voting for a candidate is not a matter of wasting your vote but believing in the candidate's ability to address issues you think might improve your life. You don't always have to vote for the popular candidate so as not to waste your vote.

America is becoming a difficult place to govern with too many interest groups.  All these candidates do is talk and promise this and that.  When they get into office after being elected--it becomes a different story.  Most cannot get things done because the matters arising just sit in the lower and upper houses.  See this Iraq mess for example, Democrats barely control both houses so they cannot favorably get the votes necessary to bring the troops home like the Americans want.  In other cases the president vetos what ever comes to his table if he does not like it.   

So, voting for the candidate of your choice because he or she can do the job is desirable, but getting things done is another problem because of the other arms of government. In athe final anaysis, you will vote for the best candidate of your choice and hope for the best!!!!!
Politics / Re: Polls Shows Hillary Clinton With Solid Lead by MILITIA(f): 1:22pm On Jul 28, 2007
MsEbz:

Both of them are toooooooooooooo soft on illegal immigraton, neither have my vote but if Hillary has a big lead I am not surprised.

Immigration problem is not an easy one oh! You have to be very careful. The system failed in that area collectively and the any presidential candidate now or in the future has to be very careful making the wrong move. We are talking of over 14million illegal residents here. You cannot just round everyone up and start sending them home.


Knowing how these politicians operate, they will allow the elections to hold first and then deal with the immigration issue later. The latino and african-american votes count dearly and they will be careful not to piss any off just to get the votes first, So, they have no choice than to be "tooooooooooooooo soft"!!!!

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