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Religion / Re: Help, Am Having Bad Dreams Constantly by Missyajoke(f): 7:54am On Jun 16, 2021
pyyxxaro:
Just call Pastor Righteousness



He wud cast out the demon from you undecided



After the bad dreams I wake up feeling pains all over my body am tired already.
Religion / Help, Am Having Bad Dreams Constantly by Missyajoke(f): 7:49am On Jun 16, 2021
Am tired of having bad dreams constantly and am beginning to feel the room am staying is cursed.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua In Hell,nnamdi Kanu May Not See The End Of.... by Missyajoke(f): 10:00pm On Jun 15, 2021
Hmmm, May God a lots of peoples eyes to know who TB Joshua was, forget philanthropy.
Literature / Re: Dirty Hustlers by Missyajoke(f): 9:49am On Jun 15, 2021
Cherry's life has spoiled shocked shocked shocked your sisters boyfriend ehhn. They should just remove cherry from their life that one is not an human being. They should delete her from their lives. The more she visits the more havoc she wrecks. The sister will hate her now..... We know Hart type she wants to spoil her sisters life...Haba she no get brain at all. After having Zayan she suppose gwt sense but no she had twins join...yeye woman.

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Celebrities / Re: An Armed Robber Who Attacked M.K.O Abiola Later Became Governor – Abiola’s Widow by Missyajoke(f): 8:20am On Jun 15, 2021
What nonsense is she saying, so you want to spoil their portfolio by adding that they were formerly armed robbers rubbish. Anyone that will favour me and will be acting as a God over my life may they not favour me in Jesus name. Amen
Celebrities / Re: I Composed & Released ‘oniduro mi’ 7years Ago – Evang. Tolu Adelegan by Missyajoke(f): 8:18am On Jun 15, 2021
Tope alabo is beginning to lose respect and I can sense Jealousy in the way she spoke. Guess her own song is not as popular as the oniduro. Lots of people sang Logan ti ode but jealousy won't let her rest.
Religion / Re: Obituary: Prophet TB Joshua's Burial Date Announced By SCOAN by Missyajoke(f): 10:15pm On Jun 14, 2021
Huummm adake dajo lolorun.
Oba ayeyowu
Obabti akolepe lejo.
Gbogbo daradara loju ehh.
Sunre tb Joshua.
Crime / Re: 11-Year-Old Saanmoiyol Orbunde Declared Missing In Benue State (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 7:01pm On Jun 14, 2021
I pray she's found alive

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Literature / Re: Securing The Bag (The Lagos Hustle) by Missyajoke(f): 5:06pm On Jun 14, 2021
Soulho come and update were hungry ohh
Religion / Looking Up To Jesus by Missyajoke(f): 11:14am On Jun 14, 2021
Heavenly father bless us in your word In Christ Name Amen. When we say looking up to Jesus what does it mean?? Looking up to Jesus means we must see Jesus as our sole helper, provider, waymaker, deliverer. We have so much problem in this world cause people think they can solve their own probelms and that's why you see increase in criminal activities like arm robbery, kidnapping and so on. Most people don't believe that God will take care of their needs. God took care of the Israelites he provided them manna and he also quench their thirst. Who do you look up to Is it an Alfa, Babalawo, False Prophet you put your hope into. Some don't believe God can give them children so they seek evil alternatives from false Prophet, It is lack of believe in Being successful that'll make a man or woman kill his own fellow human being from rituals. It is lack of Faith in God that make a lady turn to Prostitution due to hunger. It is lack of Faith that makes a man engage in arm robbery cause he has forgotten then God is the sole provider. It is lack of Faith that made you bury charm in front of your shop to attract customer. I have people who seemed alternatives from the Devil and now they're worse than what they started with. Don't let any friend deceive you, don't let your neighbour deceive see it is better to drink Garri and have peace of them than to have millions and be panting about the next thing the Ritual will request from you, it's only the eGrace and Mercy of God that can make a man successful and not by his might. So please don't do pass yourself. Always look up to God for everything, don't run a race that will kill you. English Adage says " Slow and steady wins the race". By the time you see repercussions of those that ran the race of destiny hastily you'll be thanking God. So don't let your family members push you into doing is bad, what they say doesn't matter but the plan God has for you. Never listen to what people say. So on the final note the only person that you should look up to is Jesus the author and the finisher of our faith. Don't just sit idle looking up to Jesus work and give it your best and all things will work in your favour. Shalom
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Casual Survives Car Accident (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 8:41am On Jun 14, 2021
Quick recovery
Religion / Re: I'm Seriously Sick & I'm Fasting. If I Use Drug, Is The Fasting Still Relevant? by Missyajoke(f): 7:41am On Jun 13, 2021
Igbojihadist:
it is
Stop biko after you're okay you can continue when you're okay.

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Religion / Re: I'm Seriously Sick & I'm Fasting. If I Use Drug, Is The Fasting Still Relevant? by Missyajoke(f): 7:31am On Jun 13, 2021
I hope its not dry fasting sha grin grin grin grin
The best thing to do considering your health is to suspend the fasting

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Crime / Re: David Etute Accused Of Killing Man Posing As Woman On Dating App In US by Missyajoke(f): 5:24pm On Jun 11, 2021
I don't know what to say grin grin grin
Religion / I Choose To Be Happy by Missyajoke(f): 4:54pm On Jun 11, 2021
I watched a video yesterday and the lady was invited to the podium to sing and the leader asked her some questions and through he answer they found her that she had 3 in 1 cancer ( spine e.t.c) and she gots some months to leave so she said" instead of being sad and feeling sorry for myself I chose to be Happy". Am not a motivational speaker but I want you to know that everyone on this earth has passed through or are passing through something you don't have knowledge about. You see that girl smiling to you at your workplace might be suffering from depression so that's why we must never treat anyone has trash cause you don't know what they're passing through ( some have buried deep pains in their hearts and are using laughter to cover it up while you the boss will be opening up past wounds through insults. So pleasae treat everyone well don't use your bad attitudes to kill someone's emotions remember they never created themselves.
Religion / Re: Prophet Abiara Visits TB Joshua's Wife, Says 'He Was A Real Man Of God' by Missyajoke(f): 4:20pm On Jun 11, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


There are lots of secrets behind false religious leaders that they will bury perfectly!
Of course the Interpreter will know lots of the secret of the old man, so what do you think will happen if the lady now decides to ask for her take as she has served the baba faithfully all her life?
Recently a branch Pastor of RCCG in America was trying to say something about serving the church for so many years without nothing to show for it while daddy GO and his children have direct access to the account of the church.
We've done lots of investigations and we have found the innocent blackmailed while asking for their right. The baba (Obadare) can simply cook up something to render the woman worthless so if she should come out trying to reveal his deep dirty secrets no one will believe her after all baba has declared her a witch! smiley



The highlighted is a lie!
True Christians can prove any religious group wrong but will you agree even when all the evidences are presented?
The truth is whatever any of these people have to say against TB Joshua also affects their own ministry as well so they can only blacklist him but they can never use the Bible to prove him wrong! smiley

Max in the house am really disappointed in you, left to me you seem confused and you don't even know what you're saying. Let me ask you a Question are you really born again or you're camouflaging to be born again.

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Timini Egbuson Buys Himself A Brand New Range Rover To Celebrate 34th Bday by Missyajoke(f): 4:14pm On Jun 11, 2021
They will say his acting mtcheew
Crime / Re: 10-Year-Old Girl Killed During Reprisal Cult Clash In Osun (Graphic Photo) by Missyajoke(f): 1:06pm On Jun 11, 2021
musa234:
Mrcover why did you choose to report only death news in Nigeria and Africa.. That' is to say that you are praying for more deaths in Nigeria situation so as to enable you gain more traffic.. The higher the death rate, the higher your traffic.

You're sick
Religion / Re: My Uncle Joined This Organisation Without Us Knowing. Now This. by Missyajoke(f): 8:54pm On Jun 10, 2021
JunctionBox:


It actually happens. This post just reminded me of something.

Please share your story
Career / Re: Should I Go Back Home Or Travel North For Job? by Missyajoke(f): 5:08pm On Jun 10, 2021
Most times people do things without involving God in everything. Pray before you go so as to get direction so you won't return the same way you went. If you're a Christian pray and ask God for a solution, if you're a Muslim visit Alfas and ask them to pray for you and if you're a traditionalists visit them and ask them to help you check if that place you're travelling to will favour you. I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ but am only saying this cause you might not be a Christian and you might belong to other religion.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Worst Pay You Have Ever Received As A Writer? by Missyajoke(f): 1:17pm On Jun 10, 2021
grin grin cheesy
Literature / Re: Aremu The Proud Wealthy Man by Missyajoke(f): 12:13pm On Jun 10, 2021
Hollybratt:
About the book
This is a story about the proud wealthy man Aremu. Who thinks everything in life is all about money. Check out where is ignorance land him.

<This story must not be copy without the author's permission>
Author:Lekan olatunbosun (Hollybratt)

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In the Town of Alarapa, there lived a wealthy business man named Mr Aremu cole but popularly know as Aremu onisowo. He was the only richest man in the vilage. And was the only one who attended school in the vilage. This made him gained alot of respect among the vilagers.
Mr Aremu has no family members relatives or friends. He lived all alone. even though, the beautiful young ladies in the vilage are asking him to marry them. Mr Aremu did not accept. He didn't want to share his properties with anyone.
One day Mr Aremu heard the king want to do a wedding anniversary. but the king was a little broke so he sent his guards to Mr Aremu's house to anounce the party to him maybe Mr Aremu could support him with any food stuff from his business.....

Babe you really need to upgrade, most people on this platform wants captivating and interesting stories and not all this secondary school stories. You can do better shaaa, I know you should started but try harder... Shalom
Literature / Re: The Gift by Missyajoke(f): 12:08pm On Jun 10, 2021
This story is dope, how will you treat a girl child like that coupled with the fact that their father wants to kill his own child that's too much. sad sad sad
Celebrities / Re: I'm The Only One That Doesn't Collect Money From My Partner -eniola Badmus by Missyajoke(f): 7:55am On Jun 10, 2021
ValCon888:
You're a fugly whale so why should you collect money? Anybody that's dating you is doing you a favour and for that you should say thank you.

Stop bodyshaming people she didn't create herself have sense now.

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Welcomes Second Child, Bobby Maris Reacts (Video) by Missyajoke(f): 7:49am On Jun 10, 2021
Congratulations

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Religion / If God Opens Your Eyes by Missyajoke(f): 11:12pm On Jun 09, 2021
Good evening everyone, I pray that the lord will minister to you after reading the message. If God opens your eyes, the main reason why God didn't open everyone's eyes is because the world won't be in Peace. Assuming you went to the market and you saw that the person selling rice has shitted on it will you still buy it Of course no ,If you pray that God should open your eyes he won't immediately answer you cause God doesn't want you to run mad. For example the first time God opened my eyes I saw a snake and I was surprised that day (partial sight), also there was a time I was praying and I saw someone standing at my front and I was afraid so I told God to take the gift away that I can't manage it then that I don't want to run Mad, he answered my prayer and took the gifts away but instead of leaking me blank he gave me the gift of vision where I see things seldomly. So God won't give you a gift you can't manage cause he knows each man's capability. God will only give somethings to you at the right time, when you need them. There are some God revealed the secrets of this world too and they're the chosen ones, God didn't reveal it to everyone cause he does not want you to live in fear but in perfect peace.

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Religion / Re: The Horror Dream I Had About TB Joshua's Synagogue Church Last Night by Missyajoke(f): 10:54pm On Jun 09, 2021
Jesusjnr may God protection be upon you sir, it seems you have a calling but be very careful with what you posts on social media so you won't be arrested. There may be some iota of truth in what you're saying but please I hope you don't answer any mail from anyone on this platform as you can easily be traced with that. May God continue to protect you sir
Crime / Re: Brazilian Wife Cooks Her Husband's Penis In A Frying Pan After Killing Him by Missyajoke(f): 10:22pm On Jun 09, 2021
Probably the man sleeps around, but its not worth it. A man's incessant sleeping around is a pain in the heart of a woman even though some manage to act as if all is well but not all women can't take it. Some men will say all men Cheat but don't try it with an extremely Jealous and dangerous wife as she can killnyou in your sleep. The best thing to do whether couples or live in husbands and wife is that one of them should walk away when the conversation is becoming hot leave else murder will be committed but no most men underestimate the power of their wives thinking she's a weaker vessel not knowing that 5 minutes anger can least to everlasting pains and regret. The lady might have spoken to the guy lots of time but he's not listening and anger took the best of her.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Ranks Second On World’s Least Livable Cities - EIU by Missyajoke(f): 10:18pm On Jun 09, 2021
927sv:
the guy is a serial rapist
he raped his little nephew and threatened the mother when she wanted to make it public.

his name is Safiu Muhammed oyedele from Oyo State

he's very ugly with pomo mouth
Why then did you quote me?? Am not a rapist now or what are you talking about.
Travel / Re: Lagos Ranks Second On World’s Least Livable Cities - EIU by Missyajoke(f): 9:51pm On Jun 09, 2021
927sv:
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is that why you raped your nephew?

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