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Politics / Re: 2023: Ladoja’s ZLP, APC Consider Merger by Missyajoke(f): 9:11pm On Feb 12, 2021
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Religion / Word Of Encouragement by Missyajoke(f): 6:50pm On Feb 12, 2021
Believe the problem is over and you're going to share your testimony, people might have written you off but God hasn't, don't lose Hope. Your near to your breakthrough don't give up, don't commit suicide as I can see you succeeding .

I am testifier

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Celebrities / Re: Stunning Pre Birthday Photos Of Bbnaija's Alex Unusual Ahead Of 25th Birthday by Missyajoke(f): 6:30pm On Feb 12, 2021
dangotesmummy:
Oshewa gbeahon Sita BI Aja grin



Anyway happy birthday tongue

Rude remarks
Religion / Re: Please Nairalanders Help Me Am Starving by Missyajoke(f): 6:08pm On Feb 12, 2021
revolution2002:
hello my fellow nairalanders, my name is samuel i am a student,i have been the one sponsoring my self right from 100 level and now am in 200l but recently things have been difficult for me to survive is a big problem for me,the last time i ate was yesterday afternoon and it was my remaining garri that i drank,please nairalanders am really sorry for begging but it just that i am starving to death,please someone should help me with something to eat no matter the amount i dont mind i will alway appreciate you, please am starving

Drop your account number someone might help, I just finished paying a debt am sorry.
Celebrities / Re: How To Make Your Phone Charge Faster With This 8 Proven Methods by Missyajoke(f): 12:43pm On Feb 12, 2021
Pauljj:
thanks alot ma'am...I promise to serve you guys more amazing contents.

Okay
Celebrities / Re: How To Make Your Phone Charge Faster With This 8 Proven Methods by Missyajoke(f): 8:11am On Feb 12, 2021
Pauljj:
it's from the ads network..i complained that I don't like the ads delivered to my beloved audience,,and the say the issue has been resolved..I just disabled the sponsored ads myself..am really sorry if it caused you any inconveniences

No problem at all
Celebrities / Re: How To Make Your Phone Charge Faster With This 8 Proven Methods by Missyajoke(f): 10:01pm On Feb 11, 2021
Which kind of blog is this filled with nudity nonsense haba
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Crew Called Out For Assaulting A Man At A Salon In Lagos (video) by Missyajoke(f): 9:58pm On Feb 11, 2021
Rubbish
Religion / Re: The Time To Repent Is Now by Missyajoke(f): 9:40pm On Feb 11, 2021
frank317:


This ur story get k leg... U mean the guy came ro church with a bottle of beer? Or he hid it in the toilet for periodic sips?

Seems you have problem understanding things
Religion / The Time To Repent Is Now by Missyajoke(f): 9:11pm On Feb 11, 2021
I don't know whether you'll learn something from my story but I feel its worth telling. Now let's go straight to the point. There was a particular day we were having a program in Church so I went to ease myself so as I was coming i saw one of our Church members holding beer grin grin grin grin the man was very surprised I saw him grin grin grin and I greeted him and went away. So my point here is that most people live double lives you're a saint in the church and a Devil or drunkard at home, same to the sisters in the church you'll be wearing full cloth and tie scarf and still be sleeping around. Do you know you can only deceive people but not God if death comes knocking or peradventure rapture occurs where will you find yourself.




Repent
Repent
Repent
Repent and be saved from such lifestyle.

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Religion / Re: The Occultic World Versus Repentance by Missyajoke(f): 9:02pm On Feb 11, 2021
judedwriter:


I have a family member who is sadly into the occult. Last time I was around him, I felt this emptiness, anxiety, anguish, depression, etc. around him even though he's a millionaire.

I feel so much pity for him and pray he comes out before it's too late cry

Try and Preach to him to accept Christ has his Lord and personal saviour. I pray God's mercy locates him
Business / Re: I Need Help In Starting A Business by Missyajoke(f): 5:57pm On Feb 11, 2021
Wilsonzinny:
I just need a sponsor

I have an advice for you and it works for me aunty instead of doing this why don't you pay for online advertisements on Facebook where you can train people on what you do with that you can use some of the money you make for personal needs, though I just started online business 3 months ago and I have made #15,000 from it, so pay someone to help you decorate flyer, advertise.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Teenager Flaunts Rolls Royce In Dubai by Missyajoke(f): 5:36pm On Feb 11, 2021
Draslo:
If I had money like these people, I'd have a conglomerate by now and stay anonymous. Our boys no dey learn.


Let me chip this in real quick, the rate at which Nigerians dey rent exotic cars abroad just for clout is disgusting.

Anything build on lies or fraud will end of collapsing so atop deceiving yourself. Legit work pays
Celebrities / Re: MC Oluomo Son, Junior Outline The Difference Between Him And Lekki Big Boys by Missyajoke(f): 12:04pm On Feb 11, 2021
Stupid news
Foreign Affairs / Re: Angola Decriminalises Same-Sex Sexual Relationships (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 11:58am On Feb 11, 2021
Living05:

Have you seen someone jailed for homosexual behavior in Nigeria?
'This shit' is already accepted in Nigeria. It's just a matter of time before the law decriminalizing same-sex relationships is adopted in Nigeria

You're right 100%, they came out to protest during the end SARS protest now. A lot of people in Nigeria are undercover gays, lesbians, transgender and bisexual e.t.c.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Angola Decriminalises Same-Sex Sexual Relationships (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 10:48am On Feb 11, 2021
I don't know how Nigerians will take it when the shit is accepted. I teach people how to bake different cakes and make different snacks just for #1000… call 09152507621 if you're interested in the class. Its not scamm ohh and its safe. If you're not interested don't call me or message me to reduce the price. Thank you as you patronise m
Politics / Re: Shooting At Obalende As NURTW Factions Fight In Lagos (Video) by Missyajoke(f): 9:56am On Feb 11, 2021
Nonsense

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Religion / Too Much Haste Make A Waste by Missyajoke(f): 11:02pm On Feb 10, 2021
This message is for those who are always in a haste to achieve something. Most people don't know that sometimes God can decide to slow a man down because of some incoming dangers that is around the corner, why sometimes God can speeds a man Journey up. Sometimes God can on Red light, Yellow Light and Green light for a man. Most people don't know the dangers God protects them from when he on the red light, second to it is the Yellow light which means wait cry cry cry God can decide to put yellow light in order for you to escape some problems but no man won't see it but rather he'll see it has God's punishment due to the sins of the past. Finally we have the Green light ohhh the Green Light is the Destination for Success and every good thing God has in store for you. Omo once you pass the test you're an overcomer.



Don't make haste
Religion / The Occultic World Versus Repentance by Missyajoke(f): 10:48pm On Feb 10, 2021
The Occultic world can give you everything be it money, Fame, connection but not Happiness, Joy, Health, Peace of mind. Most people who joined the occultic world in order to drive the latest cars, the most beautiful houses e.t.c at the end of their life end if regretting why they didn't wait on God. Most people think what the occultic world gives to you will last embarassed embarassed embarassed its a lie its all fizzle out. There's an adage that says " the devil offers power but not salvation" Do you know all that with all the magical/ diabolical powers you acquired the blood of Jesus can destroy it all. The bible says "there is no other that a man can be saved other than the name of Jesus". Drop that your occultic power, wealth, fame, riches and follow Jesus so that you can have peace of mind and make heaven. Imagine what is John doing in an herbalist shrine, What is Joseph doing in Ogboni Confraternity What is Deborah doing in the Women's court Is it because of this money or what, I want you to remember that one day you will leave this earth and it remains you and your Creator and I hope it won't be late then, repent and turn to Christ. What that man ask you to do why don't you throw it away and never go there again. Have said my own ohhh. Jesus loves you leave now before you're neck deep in the practice and if you're neck deep in occultic practice Christ can still save you from the act.


Surrender to him today.

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Religion / Re: Is This Wickedness by Missyajoke(f): 6:46pm On Feb 10, 2021
All my replies have already been replied by the people above me
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Looking Amazing As She Rocks Hijab In New Pictures by Missyajoke(f): 12:13pm On Feb 10, 2021
Looking beautiful
Celebrities / Re: House: Jude Okoye New Mansion In Pictures + Video by Missyajoke(f): 11:38am On Feb 10, 2021
Building houses, buying new cars and other stuffs does not guarantee happiness.
Sports / Re: Cerebral Atrophy: Yisa Sofoluwe Is Dead (Ex-Eagles Defender) by Missyajoke(f): 10:51am On Feb 10, 2021
May God console your love ones RIP
Religion / Re: Advice Me by Missyajoke(f): 8:38pm On Feb 09, 2021
You need a personal encounter with God
Religion / Re: I Joined A Cult, And This Is How It Went by Missyajoke(f): 7:05pm On Feb 09, 2021
BigCabal:
As told to Zikoko

My grandmother always wanted a son, but she had four daughters. When I came along, my mum thought I could be the son her mother had always wanted, so she shipped me off to live with her. I was just one at the time.

At four years old, I started hawking fried fish on the streets of Ibadan for my grandmother. If I didn’t make enough money in a day, she would send me back out to make more. Sometimes, she locked me out of the house and made me sleep outside. I don’t remember much from that time, but I know that because I was always out on the streets, I was running errands for the boys in the neighbourhood, getting them packs of cigarettes or wraps of weed.

I returned to my mum when I was seven. I started smoking cigarettes when I was 10. By the time I turned 15, I was experimenting with weed and drugs. It was about that time that I decided that I’d had enough of school. Not that we had enough money, anyway. Things were tougher than ever at home because my dad had died, so I dropped out of school and went to live with a cousin who sold phone accessories. The plan was to learn the business from him and go out on my own, but he wasn’t exactly the model teacher.

He would buy fake phone accessories at cheap prices and sell them at a ridiculously high rate. He was also the first person that introduced me to girls and clubs. In fact, he facilitated my first sexual experience. I was 16.

***

I left my cousin when I was 20 or 21 and went to work at a hotel as a housekeeper. One night in 2018, this group of guys came to party and lodge at the hotel. I was immediately drawn to them. They were all the things I wanted to be: rich and lavish. I knew what not having enough money meant, and I wanted what they had.

I served them until it was time for me to go off-duty. One of them asked me to sit with them for a while, and I agreed. Let’s call him B — he will come up in this story again. We partied together all night and when they were leaving, they gave me ₦15k, promising to come back.

They did come back. The more I talked to B, the more I wanted to be one of them. A part of me knew that they belonged to a cult, but they had what I wanted — wealth or some semblance of it. I was disappointed when B told me that they were leaving town in a few days, but I quickly got over it and asked if I could come with them. He said I could, but I had to be ready to leave in three days. I was ready to leave anytime. The way I saw it, if I was with them, I’d never lack.

***

We left Ibadan on a Saturday and travelled to Abeokuta. They were students in a school somewhere in Ogun State. The first thing they did was throw a big party to welcome me. That felt very nice. Around 1 am, they said it was time to meet other members of the gang, and we left the house. I was going to my initiation.

Continue: https://www.zikoko.com/life/i-joined-a-cult-and-this-is-how-it-went/

This your story is interesting ohh
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: "Don't Join The Feminist Movement" - Evangelist Warns Ladies by Missyajoke(f): 6:55pm On Feb 09, 2021
Hj
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Ike: It's Easier To Make Motivational Speeches When Life Favours You by Missyajoke(f): 5:31pm On Feb 09, 2021
Edjcj
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Have The Tightest P*ssy Ever’ Nkechi Blessing Speaks About Her New Date by Missyajoke(f): 11:20pm On Feb 08, 2021
arsenal444:
please tell me what's on your mind

Most of this actress get their money from Prostitution, some of them are drug dealers e.t.c. let me end grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Have The Tightest P*ssy Ever’ Nkechi Blessing Speaks About Her New Date by Missyajoke(f): 11:12pm On Feb 08, 2021
make I no talk wetin dey my mind

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