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Haydens: Seems you don't have a woman figure in your life Sha 2 Likes |
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If God ask you to be patient as a woman before you get married better listen before the evil God wants you to escape befalls you. 1 Like |
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Congratulations sir |
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Nawa ohh!!! Whatever a man sows he will reap. 2 Likes |
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PureFace1: Rubbish talk from a tribalist individual. |
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The son doesn't want to be under the authority or control of any man it's so obvious. 1 Like |
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adenigga: Crash the economy wicked man |
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Brendaniel: Trash |
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Kobojunkie: Lies from the pit of hell |
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Evil means profoundly immoral and wicked while reward is a thing given in recognition of service, effort, or achievement. Everything in this life has reward be it good or bad. Do you remember King David's story he slept with Uriah's wife and killed the husband also and do you know God dealt with King David. Also do you know those who caused Daniel to be thrown into the lion's den also suffered the consequences of their actions. Proverbs 24:1-2 says “Do not be envious of evil men, nor desire to be with them. For their heart devises violence, and their lips speak of troublemaking.” Do not embrace evil, just make up your mind not to partake in evil. Say no regularly to people who may lure you into engaging in evil. There's nothing like I'll just do it once and never try it again before you know it another opportunity to perpetuate evil will show up and you'll embrace it due to the money involved and that's how you'll turn to a dangerous criminal. The reason why lots of people engage in crime is due to peer pressure, Bad association, discontentment, bad upbringing. There's no excuse for engaging in crime and if you're into perpetuating evil and making people shed tears and cry daily due to you causing harm to people there's grace for you to repent cause God is merciful and he'll forgive you and accept you into his kingdom. Luke 15:7 says "I tell you that in the same way, there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance". 1 Like 1 Share |
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elvhinzey:Amen, thanks. |
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Good evening everyone am Judith and am here to preach on Divine visitation. Divine means of or like God or a god. Visitation is the appearance of a divine or supernatural being. The Bible made us to understand that with Christ all things are possible. God visited Sarah and she was able to conceive and she gave birth to a son and named him Isaac which means laughter. By the power in the name of Jesus you won't become a laughing stock, the Lord who sits in heaven will answer your prayer and send help to you from above. God will change that bad situation to a positive situation in the name of a Jesus. Do not give up, Psalm 126 verse 6 says weeping may endure for a night but Joy cometh in the morning. In the name of Jesus you will succeed, you will prosper and in the name of Jesus if there's anyone who's about to give up on life receive Divine help in the name of Jesus. Be connected to your destiny helper in the name of Jesus. |
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Praise God somebody, I'm Judith and I'll like to preach on the topic God answers prayer. Stay blessed ![]() ![]() Prayer is giving our attention to God in a two-way spiritual relationship where we talk to God and also listen to Him. Prayer is like a child's conversation with their father. It is natural for a child to ask his father for the things they need, or to ask for advice or guidance. Matthew 7:7 says Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. If you need something and you don't tell your parents they'll never know you need something so the same thing applies to God and God always want us to ask him for help and assistance in everything we need or hope to achieve. Isiah 38 verse 1:5 says In those days was Hezekiah sick unto death. And Isaiah the prophet the son of Amoz came unto him, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Set thine house in order: for thou shalt die, and not live. Then Hezekiah turned his face toward the wall, and prayed unto the LORD, And said, Remember now, O LORD, I beseech thee, how I have walked before thee in truth and with a perfect heart, and have done that which is good in thy sight. And Hezekiah wept sore. Then came the word of the LORD to Isaiah, saying, Go, and say to Hezekiah, Thus saith the LORD, the God of David thy father, I have heard thy prayer, I have seen thy tears: behold, I will add unto thy days fifteen years. The Bible verse showed us the great and mighty power of God and God is merciful and takes pity on his creation. So just go on your knees right noww and thank God for everything he has done for you after which you can proceed to start telling God what you want him to do for you as believe me God answers prayers. You can just say Jesus I need your help and you'll mention what you want him to assist you with and end up your prayers with in Jesus name I've prayed Amen. God bless you all and have a pleasant day. |
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YoobaNesan:The boy looks like both mohbad anf his mum. |
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It's only a person with a dead conscience that'll kill people without feeling remorseful. 6 Likes |
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Association is group of people organized for a joint purpose. There's godly association and ungodly association. Psalm 1:1-3 says " Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked or stand in the way of sinners or sit in the seat of mockers. But his delight is in the law of the Lord and in his law he meditates day and night. He is like a tree planted by the streams of water which yields it's fruit in season and whose leaf does not either. Whatever he does he prosper. The people you associate with will determine how far you go in life, if you walk with criminals you will become one, if you walk with serious minded people you will take life more seriously, if you walk with lazy people you're bound to be lazy and there's no way their thinking and mentality won't rub off on you later. Any relationship with people that won't move your life forward you cut it off and move on with your life. Move with destiny fulfilling men and women. Also, Genesis 49 verse 6 says Let my soul not enter into their council; Let not my glory be united with their assembly; Because in their anger they slew men,And in their self-will they lamed oxen. Ungodly association will pollute and damage your life. Your life will not be damaged in the name of Jesus, your Glory will shine in the name of Jesus. I pray for you in the name of Jesus be separated from destiny destroying men and women in the name of Jesus. God will separate you and those who will drag your name in the mud in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus I pray that if there's anyone who is praying for financial breakthrough God will grant your prayer request in the name of Jesus. You will testify in the name of Jesus. You will be celebrated in the name of Jesus. God will turn every situation for your good in the name of Jesus. Receive favour from men and women in the name of Jesus (Amen). Enjoy your day everyone and remain blessed. |
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Evil is profoundly immoral and wicked. Some choose to do evil things instead of doing the right thing. Proverbs 11:21 says Be assured, an evil person will not go unpunished, but the offspring of the righteous will be delivered. God has been warning you for a while now to desisit from that demonic trade of killing and harvesting people's organ yet you persist and keep destroying lives. God ask me to tell you that your time of judgement is close and no man will be able to safe you, your close friends will desert you and God will destroy you completely and God will block every means for you to receive mercy. God is a right and just God and he won't keep watching you destroy lives he will destroy you also. If you're the one better listen to God and ask him to forgive you of your sins and grant you eternal life.Your own work is to deceive children with sweets, kidnap and kill them repent ohh cause God will suddenly expose you and even those politicians and common men who ask you to harvest human organs to elongate their lives and wealth will be the first one to send stronger hired killer to get rid of you. God is warning you all on this platform who are into the business of killing and harvesting human organs to desist if not he will rise up suddenly and expose their places of operations and hideout and the Lord ask me to tell you that on that day many who their loved ones have been looking for them will be rescued while you the stubborn one won't make it out alive cause you will be shot dead by the security officials. God will destroy you on that day and you won't make heaven either. I know you will say my message is not from God but just know that God is not longer going to watch you any longer he will expose you and destroy you and all the evil people you work with. God knows what you've been through and he has made a way for you to leave that job and he even sent servants of God to preach to you but each time you receive them and pretend to be saved and after they've prayed for you yet you return back to your daily business of killing people. God asked me to warn you that the judgement will catch you unawares as you will kidnap a person who you will think you've killed but they will escape miraculously and your secret will be exposed and this time around all the greedy and evil security officials who you think will cover you up will be the one to lead the operation that will end your life and that of the people who you both work together. If you're the person and you're a male or female you better repent before God closes the door of Mercy on you and open the door of Justice. Many who you think will save you will try to kill you to cover their tracks. God will expose you wicked men and women who have refused to turn a new leave. Let him that has hear listens to the warnings from God before it is too late. Shalom. |
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DoWhatThouWilt: I don't believe in your lies and what you're saying will not discourage me from preaching in any way. |
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DoWhatThouWilt: Lies |
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Sing this song Oke miri by Mercy Chinwo. Lift your hands to heaven and praise God. In the name of Jesus I pray for you if you're already losing hope and faith Jesus the miracle working God will turn your situation around and put smile in your mouth. God is not a man that he should lie has a lot this plans always comes to past in a mans life. I pray for you that has already lost faith and hope God will renew your faith and grant you the patience to wait on him. I pray for you that situation you're in will not be the end of you in the name of Jesus. I cancel that negative report you've been given by man in the name of Jesus. In the name which is above every name receive your Divine promotion, elevation and surprises. God is a miracle working God and he will attend to you. I pray for you in the name of Jesus God will remember you for good and take you out of that situation you're in. Lord has the power to heal, safe and deliver. In the name of Jesus receive the grace to wait on God. In the name of Jesus nothing will shift you from doing God's will. I pray that God separate you and those demonic friends of yours from you. Any man or woman who wants to shift your attention from God to the devil's side I pray that God separate you and such a person in the name of Jesus. God in his infinite mercy will grant you Divine Mercy and pardon over the sins of the past. Receive the grace in the name of Jesus to say no to temptation. I pray for you whatever is drawing you back to that demonic lifestyle Jesus has pulled you out in the name of Jesus. if there's anyone on these platform who's moving with friends or who are in the relationship with the wrong men/woken who will drag them from God's side to the Devil receive oh Lord of Host disconnect them completely from such people and connect them to your will for the mainfestation of your purpose for their lives. In the name of Jesus you will live long and death won't have any hold over you. I pray for you whatever you're battling with God of host will hear your cries and need for help. Lord Jesus those who are suffering from afflictions set them free now in the name of Jesus. Lord disconnect men or women on these platform from destiny derailing friends and partners and align them to your will for their lives. I pray in the name be free from that debt in the name of Jesus. Lord see free the sex addicts from their addictions. Lord Jesus lay your hands on the sick and make them whole (Amen). |
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Sing this song with me I can see everything turning around for my favour *2. Turnaround is an abrupt or unexpected change, especially one that results in a more favourable situation. Download Branama by Kefee and Listen to it. Our God is an awesome God and he can change any situation be it worst or bad to good. God is the miracle working God and he has the infinite power to heal, save and deliver. Matthew 19 verse 26 says “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” God has the power to change your name and put you on the sit of Glory he has prepared for you. God changed Sarai name to Sarah and Abram to Abraham. No man can decide your faith except God so why don't you bring that problems to Jesus the yolk breaker and the miracle working God and watch him turn your situation around. Is there any sickness in your body that you've sent a lot of money on in the name of Jesus you're made whole. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform with Mental disorder in the name of Jesus receive your healing and be made whole. In the name of Jesus any one on this platform who is barren in the name of Jesus you shall be called by your children's name. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone who keeps applying for visa and keeps getting rejected in the name of Jesus you'll be granted visa and you will travel with ease in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus receive healing, anyone who has been seeking for unemployment Lord Jesus connect them with their career helpers in the name of Jesus (Amen). Remember Jesus is the solution to all problems. |
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Good morning everyone, Hope your night was pleasant and sweet?? Am here to preach on the topic The heart of Gratitude. gratitude is the quality of being thankful; readiness to show appreciation for and to return kindness. 1 Thessalonians 5:18 ... "Give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you". Don't act ungreatful to God cause he spared your life till this moment so why don't you thank him instead of lamenting about your present situation. Psalm 118:24 says "This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it." Just open your mouth and begin to thank God for all he has done for you, thank God for the air you breathe for provision, for his living kindness upon your life, thank God for always coming through for you, thank God for not allowing you to be put to shame. God inhabits the praise of his people so loft your hands and sing to Jesus any song that comes to your mouth. You're not better than those who died in their sleep last night neither are you better than those who are in the mortuary. Just thank Jesus and give him Glory for what he will do for you and don't just sit there wallowing in regret cause God is about to give you a brand new Job, A house key and grant your heart desires. Just give God Glory and be appreciative. God won't put you to shame, the Bible says In Psalm 30 verse 5 says weeping may endure for a night but Joy cometh in the morning. In the name of Jesus whatever makes you cry secretly God will wipe your tears away and put a new song in your mouth. God will give you victory over any marital challenge you're passing through in the name of Jesus. God will elevate and promote you in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform who is at the brink of suicide I ask the Lord Jesus to settle your case in the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform contemplating suicide I pray that the Lord remove those thoughts of deaths from your thinking and replace it with thoughts of life and hope in the name of Jesus (Amen). Have a pleasant day and remember God has the solution to all problems. |
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obojememe: I don't know the name ohh but if you need it go to those those selling cake items like flour, butter e.t.c they will have it and if they don't have it then go to market and ask those selling seasonings like Maggi e.t.c.Go to sophisticated market or supermarket you will find it there. |
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A miracle is an extraordinary and welcome event that is not explicable by natural or scientific laws and is therefore attributed to a divine agency. Jesus turned water into wine (See Gen. 2:18-25) and that's a miracle. Also, Jesus walking on the sea is also a miracle ( See Matthew 14:22-36). God asked Moses to stretch forth his rod and he parted the red Sea (See Exodus 14: 19-31). There was a woman in the Bible with the issue of blood and you know what she suffered the sickness for 12 good years and she touched the helm of the garment Jesus wore and she become healed Instantly ( See Like 8: 43-48). There's no ailment God can cure, God can give you another Job, God can bring you out of debt, God can remove that reproach, God can remove barrenness, God can restore all you've lost. Ephesians 3 verse 20 says Now to him who is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that works in us. God is not deaf to your prayer and God had not forgotten about you. God is working everything out for your good. Just life your hands right now and say Lord Jesus I need you to perform a miracle in your career, a miracle in my Finances (you can name anything you want the Lord to do for you). Father in the name of Jesus if there's anyone on this platform who has given up on life, dear Jesus surprise the person and put a smile in their mouth and let them rejoice (Amen). Remember the Lord is near to those who call on him. Bye for nooww 1 Like |
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Temptation is the desire to do something, especially something wrong or unwise. Joseph was tempted by Potiphar's wifeto lay with her but through the power of God he resisted temptation. In the Bible Judas Iscariot was offered 30 pieces of silver to betray our Lord Jesus Christ but he failed woefully and he led the men to arrest Jesus. Do you know that giving in to temptation can hinder the fulfillment of God's plan for a man's destiny. The worst thing that can ever happen to a person in life is to start well and end up in shame, it will not be your portion in Jesus name. Many Glories have been swallowed due to indiscipline. Some there problem is they can't take their eyes off women, Some their problem is money. Daniel was thrown into lion's den because he refused to bow down to worship and idol and his refusal to give in to temptation helped him a lot cause God delivered him. King David brought problem into his life by laying with Uriah's wife and in order to make the woman his wife he sent Uriah into battle and killed him. Many men and women are like that you're eyeing a position that's not yours, Eyeing someone else's wife/husband whereas yours is at home. Let me ask you a question will it be bad if you love your wife/husband and not cheat on them. A lot of people dig a hole under their feet and expect it not to fall into the hole. Will it be bad if you buy good dress/shirt for your husband and wife so they can dresses well? Will it be bad if you buy gifted for your partner to appreciate them? Many problems would have been avoided if men and women learn to be disciplined and contented with what they have. |
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Wickedness is the quality of being evil or morally wrong. Isaiah 3 verse 11 says Woe to the wicked! It will go badly with him, For what he deserves will be done to him. Also, Proverbs 4:14 says" Do not enter the path of the wicked and do not proceed in the way of evil men. Know this and know it well that whatever a man sows he will reap. You know what you're doing in the secret you kill innocent people, remove their body parts and sell and then you use the money to engage in humanitarian acts so that God will forgive you. The Bible says no sinner will go unpunished. It's better to repent and forsake the evil doings before God turns his back against you completely and destroys you. God will judge every man according to the works of their hands. If you're the type that kills innocent people and you take their money and convert it to yours repent as God's judgement is at hand ohh. If you're into arm robbery repent ohh cause you may go into an operation and be killed. You know where you drive to in the middle of the night to dump dead bodies of the people you kill ![]() ![]() Goodnight everyone and remain blessed. |
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rickleye: No word justifies cheating. 2 Likes |
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Yugoslavia247: What you're saying is rubbish abegg, a man who will cheat will cheat if you like do almost all sex styles to please him. 7 Likes |
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ThinkSmarter:It's wasted time not life 1 Like |
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Good afternoon everyone am here to preach on the topic titled "God is a promise keeper". Most times we humans under estimate the power of God and sometimes we feel he doesn't keep his promises. Consider the story of the Israelites, confined under the harsh rule of Egypt, their cries of despair reaching the heavens. God responded with a remarkable promise, "I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians, and I will deliver you from their bondage" (Exodus 6:6). This profound promise, an emblem of God's enduring love and unwavering faithfulness, ushered in a beacon of hope and freedom. God doesn't forget his promise. God promises will eventually come to past in a man's life even though it may take time. God doesn't fail has he works according to his own timing. Deuteronomy 31:6 says "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." God doesn't forsake anyone no matter how harsh or how bad the situation may be. Learn to give thanks to God and never compromise your faith due to the delay in God's promises. God may delay the fulfillment of his promises upon a person but he doesn't forget. God gave Abraham and Sarah a child in their old age even though it seemed late but God kept his promise. Sarah name the boy Isaac which means laughter, so also in the name of Jesus your hope is renewed in the name of Jesus. God will give you the enduring spirit till he brings his plans and purpose upon your life to fulfillment in the name of Jesus. God will never make a promise to a man he won't bring to fulfillment. The Bible says "Many are the afflictions of the righteous but God delivered him from them all". In the name of Jesus you will celebrate and you will rejoice in the name of Jesus. God will settle you in the name of Jesus. All you have to do is to wait on God. 1 Like 1 Share |
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