Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,206,467 members, 7,995,830 topics. Date: Wednesday, 06 November 2024 at 04:27 PM

Missyajoke's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Missyajoke's Profile / Missyajoke's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) (of 83 pages)

Religion / Re: I Joined A Cult, And This Is How It Went by Missyajoke(f): 7:05pm On Feb 09, 2021
BigCabal:
As told to Zikoko

My grandmother always wanted a son, but she had four daughters. When I came along, my mum thought I could be the son her mother had always wanted, so she shipped me off to live with her. I was just one at the time.

At four years old, I started hawking fried fish on the streets of Ibadan for my grandmother. If I didn’t make enough money in a day, she would send me back out to make more. Sometimes, she locked me out of the house and made me sleep outside. I don’t remember much from that time, but I know that because I was always out on the streets, I was running errands for the boys in the neighbourhood, getting them packs of cigarettes or wraps of weed.

I returned to my mum when I was seven. I started smoking cigarettes when I was 10. By the time I turned 15, I was experimenting with weed and drugs. It was about that time that I decided that I’d had enough of school. Not that we had enough money, anyway. Things were tougher than ever at home because my dad had died, so I dropped out of school and went to live with a cousin who sold phone accessories. The plan was to learn the business from him and go out on my own, but he wasn’t exactly the model teacher.

He would buy fake phone accessories at cheap prices and sell them at a ridiculously high rate. He was also the first person that introduced me to girls and clubs. In fact, he facilitated my first sexual experience. I was 16.

***

I left my cousin when I was 20 or 21 and went to work at a hotel as a housekeeper. One night in 2018, this group of guys came to party and lodge at the hotel. I was immediately drawn to them. They were all the things I wanted to be: rich and lavish. I knew what not having enough money meant, and I wanted what they had.

I served them until it was time for me to go off-duty. One of them asked me to sit with them for a while, and I agreed. Let’s call him B — he will come up in this story again. We partied together all night and when they were leaving, they gave me ₦15k, promising to come back.

They did come back. The more I talked to B, the more I wanted to be one of them. A part of me knew that they belonged to a cult, but they had what I wanted — wealth or some semblance of it. I was disappointed when B told me that they were leaving town in a few days, but I quickly got over it and asked if I could come with them. He said I could, but I had to be ready to leave in three days. I was ready to leave anytime. The way I saw it, if I was with them, I’d never lack.

***

We left Ibadan on a Saturday and travelled to Abeokuta. They were students in a school somewhere in Ogun State. The first thing they did was throw a big party to welcome me. That felt very nice. Around 1 am, they said it was time to meet other members of the gang, and we left the house. I was going to my initiation.

Continue: https://www.zikoko.com/life/i-joined-a-cult-and-this-is-how-it-went/

This your story is interesting ohh
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: "Don't Join The Feminist Movement" - Evangelist Warns Ladies by Missyajoke(f): 6:55pm On Feb 09, 2021
Hj
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Ike: It's Easier To Make Motivational Speeches When Life Favours You by Missyajoke(f): 5:31pm On Feb 09, 2021
Edjcj
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Have The Tightest P*ssy Ever’ Nkechi Blessing Speaks About Her New Date by Missyajoke(f): 11:20pm On Feb 08, 2021
arsenal444:
please tell me what's on your mind

Most of this actress get their money from Prostitution, some of them are drug dealers e.t.c. let me end grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Have The Tightest P*ssy Ever’ Nkechi Blessing Speaks About Her New Date by Missyajoke(f): 11:12pm On Feb 08, 2021
make I no talk wetin dey my mind
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Have The Tightest P*ssy Ever’ Nkechi Blessing Speaks About Her New Date by Missyajoke(f): 11:08pm On Feb 08, 2021
Fd
Celebrities / Re: How Tein Jack-Rich Was Wrongly Linked With Destiny Etiko's New Car by Missyajoke(f): 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2021
Nightalan:
This guy writes so bad, like a semi-illiterate trying too hard.
I had to skip most of the nonsense, no head, no tail, the content is very poor. How do people contact you for such mediocre, shoddy PR works?
Post your works and let's compare and contrast.
Celebrities / Re: School Tiz No Easy by Missyajoke(f): 8:26pm On Feb 08, 2021
Meto1234:

"Olusegun agagu university of science and technology" and is formally know as "ondo state university of science and technology".m

Ohhkay
Celebrities / Re: School Tiz No Easy by Missyajoke(f): 7:47pm On Feb 08, 2021
Meto1234:

No

What's the full name of the school if I may ask
Celebrities / Re: School Tiz No Easy by Missyajoke(f): 7:39pm On Feb 08, 2021
Meto1234:

OAUS TECH formally know as osus tech.
Have never heard of that do you mean oau
Crime / Re: Adamu Uwar, Notorious Kidnapper Arrested While Collecting Ransom In Plateau by Missyajoke(f): 6:47pm On Feb 08, 2021
Many days for the thief one day for the owner

2 Likes

Religion / Re: Usher Reveals Shocking Note A Member Dropped In The Offering Envelope by Missyajoke(f): 5:52pm On Feb 08, 2021
YourMajesty:
Let's assume you saw your pastor lavishing the Tithe on Automobiles, designers suits and light skin prostitutes, would you still dance in excitement to drop your Tithe the next Sunday?

I'll be discouraged but I'll still pay my tithes. The bibles says looking unto Jesus the author and the finisher of our Faith the bible didn't say we should look unto our Pastor
Religion / Re: Usher Reveals Shocking Note A Member Dropped In The Offering Envelope by Missyajoke(f): 5:05pm On Feb 08, 2021
Have never tried it even if I don't have money I'll go to church and pay nothing. It shows the man does not fear God at all. The bible says give and it shall be given unto you you're doing it for God not men. People should be Careful in all they do when problems comes is not God you'll run too abi. I pay my tithes regardless of what the Pastor uses the money for.

1 Like

Religion / Re: The Man Whom God Lifts by Missyajoke(f): 1:59pm On Feb 08, 2021
Am sorry to say this but the title is different from your content
Celebrities / Re: School Tiz No Easy by Missyajoke(f): 10:06am On Feb 08, 2021
Which school is this
Politics / Re: Ogun Farmer Killed In Imeko By Fulani Herdsmen (Viewers Discretion Advised) by Missyajoke(f): 8:24am On Feb 08, 2021
Kaduna1stson:
Don't worry, we will give your region the presidency in 2023, that's what you need and please stop complaining about our herdsmen.

You're not sensible, Nigeria does not belong to you stupid people.

2 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia And Her Daughter, Teesa Williams On A Movie Set (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 10:12pm On Feb 07, 2021
She is pretty

3 Likes

Business / Re: How FBI Warned FG, CBN On Scammers Using Cryptocurrencies To Defraud The West by Missyajoke(f): 8:06pm On Feb 07, 2021
Golan007:


I won't say so.

But trust anything Naija people are involved in they would apply all manner of illegalities in it.

Genuine cryptocurrencies are worth investing in.

Sorry for jumping into your conversation, the point am trying to make is that I mistakenly registered at all these crypto sites though white though was that it's so secured that no one touched my money at all for close to 9 month. I'd were to be all those scammers my money would have gone.
Fashion / Re: Shade Okoya's Daughter, Olamide, Flaunts Her Expensive HandBag Collection by Missyajoke(f): 6:25pm On Feb 07, 2021
Bad belle people dull nairaland
Education / Re: Nairalaners Help Me I Almost Died Today by Missyajoke(f): 1:17pm On Feb 07, 2021
Sapiosexuality:
So, that's how you help an 18 year old? Somebody who has no skill or plan or even understands any depth of suffering? What do you even know about the helper?

My point is that he has acknowledged his mistake and am sure he won't do that again. We're not living with him and we don't know his father, so if the guy commits suicide now because nobody helped him what will be your point then. My advice now is that he needs money and shelter not necessarily the job
Education / Re: Nairalaners Help Me I Almost Died Today by Missyajoke(f): 1:12pm On Feb 07, 2021
Sapiosexuality:
I don't think he deserves such help yet. He will want to look classy and be pushed to sell your pigs or gamble with your proceeds. There are better people in need of such position.

What is your own set, help you won't yet you're discouraging the man that want to help him. The mistake he was being truthful
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Chioma And Their Son, Ifeanyi In New Pictures by Missyajoke(f): 12:16pm On Feb 07, 2021
lenghtinny:
This boy belongs to the sweet boy association wink

Contact your optician immediately

Seems you're blind and can't see
Religion / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Pentecostal Churches With The Best Choir/Music Department by Missyajoke(f): 9:51am On Feb 07, 2021
Mfm is trying with music ohh not all these people singing reggae on their various churches and are calling it Gospel

5 Likes

Religion / Re: Chaos In Church As Pastor Refuses To Wed Couple Bc They Were Late To Church by Missyajoke(f): 9:35am On Feb 07, 2021
For someone use to overdo everything, make up 5 hours haba. I support the pastor 100%

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Man Accuses Burna Boy's Convoy Of Damaging His Car And Threatening Him by Missyajoke(f): 7:51am On Feb 07, 2021
hakym619:
He should be happy that a celebrity bashed his car

Its your type that oppress people when you become rich

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Kidnap Merchants Sponsor Operations, Collect Ransom, Pay Kidnappers Token Fee by Missyajoke(f): 8:01pm On Feb 06, 2021
thatigboman:
edo own na collabo. Local criminals kidnap people and hand them over to fulani herdmen that will take them through isrealite journey inside bush. One can be kidnapped in okpella near kogi and be made to trek all day all night and be released in Ore, Ondo State. My cousin was kidnapped by fulani herdsmen in ajaokuta kogi state and released at kabba kogi, more than 30km away. A friend of mine was kidnapped at kaduna-abuja highway and released in minna. Mehn, that is like travelling from benin to cotonou

Never knew it was the mastermind of the some members of the community.
Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Welcomes Sextuplets After Seven Years Of Childlessness (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 7:27pm On Feb 06, 2021
UncleKoboko:
cool cool cool cool

TEST-TUBES babies


Praise JESUS grin grin grin grin grin grin

You're not okay, testube or not she's a mother now. If you know what she has suffered from her husband family you won't call those children test tube babies
Religion / Re: ... by Missyajoke(f): 9:13am On Feb 06, 2021
Ezkid:
Thanks a lot for your concern, may God be with your family.

Amen
Religion / Re: ... by Missyajoke(f): 8:38am On Feb 06, 2021
Congratulations ohh, but right now am broke

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) (of 83 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 38
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.