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Family / Re: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by Missyajoke(f): 9:34am On Nov 14, 2021
uncleck:
I will was 7. We have this NAME SAKE culture. The person I was named after died at the age of 114 years. I was brought to see his corpse at his wake keep. As a titled man, he was laid in his sitting room, all the walls were decorated with George material. A high makeshift bed where he was laid was decorated with white materials. A man who I can't remember his identity now raised me up and I touched his dead body and bid him farewell. This is almost 30 years ago

Am sorry to say this but it means you're 37 or 38 years old

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Romance / Re: Meet Esther Bamiloye, 55-Year-Old Virgin Bride In Osun State (Photo) by Missyajoke(f): 9:58am On Nov 13, 2021
Flier:
Stupid liar

Must you insult people to pass a point.
Celebrities / Re: Brazilian Singer, Marília Mendonça Dies In Plane Crash On Her Way To A Concert by Missyajoke(f): 6:15am On Nov 13, 2021
May her soul rest in perfect peace
Romance / Re: 4 Ex Girlfriends Left Me With The Same Story, I Am Confused by Missyajoke(f): 10:24pm On Nov 11, 2021
MrCuteking:


The Train. grin
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Romance / Re: 4 Ex Girlfriends Left Me With The Same Story, I Am Confused by Missyajoke(f): 10:09pm On Nov 11, 2021
People rejecting you may sometimes be God communicating to you to wait and be patient. Mike Bamiloye Then said he asked a lots of ladies out they all rejected him with one excuse or another or it may simply means you have a spiritual problem or there's a mark on you. You see sometimes we should thank God for the ones we miss and wait for the one we will meet. Some people are called destiny stoppers, if you marry them your life will be stagnant and you will never move forward and as a result you will be stagnant for life if you marry them. Some People are Glory emptiers once they marry you like this everything that has been sweet will turn sour, we've seen rich men becoming poor by marrying such and a whole lot more. Sometimes God may be using that to communicate a wait for you.


My humble and honest opinion though, call me a religious freak I don't care

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Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by Missyajoke(f): 3:54pm On Nov 11, 2021
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Religion / Re: White Garment Ladies And The Illuminatiii Connection by Missyajoke(f): 9:49am On Nov 09, 2021
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Op is very funny ohh!!! Life no hard like this grin grin grin grin
Education / Re: FUTO Student Arrested For Pouring Hot Water On Fellow Student Over Toothpaste by Missyajoke(f): 8:09pm On Nov 06, 2021
Nawa ohh!!! May be the guy isn't giving her face but it's not by force now. If you react at times the way you think plenty things go spoil ohh,that's why one must think before one acts.

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Properties / Re: Ikoyi Building Collapse: It"ll Be Tough To Find Survivors This Time - Sanwo-Olu by Missyajoke(f): 7:26pm On Nov 06, 2021
Today is my birthday abeeg celebrate with me

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Crime / Re: $6M Romance Scam: Nigerian Man Found Guilty Of Conning Guyanese Pensioner by Missyajoke(f): 12:19pm On Nov 06, 2021
Nawa ohh
Politics / Re: The Challenges Of Being Trans In Nigeria - Al Jazeera by Missyajoke(f): 7:17pm On Nov 05, 2021
Rydermaverick:

Ok now I've gotten one sensible person here with me.. thanks for sharing your point..
The main problem ain't even the effect of Bob risky..the main problem is most Nigerians are not willing to learn..they are bent on being ignorant..
Some don't even know what trans mean before making a comment...they think trans is same as being homosexual..
Thanks for your point man I really appreciate..

Are you one of them?? Abi what is the Koko of all this sef
Properties / Re: Ikoyi Collapsed Building: Style Of Rescuing Can Even Kill, Lady Yells At NEMA by Missyajoke(f): 2:03pm On Nov 04, 2021
cry cry cry
Education / Re: Ogunbamowo Damilola Abigail To Sue UNN Over Her Matric Number, NYSC Mobilization by Missyajoke(f): 9:11am On Nov 04, 2021
She should have handles it the proper way this suing the school is nonsense jare.
Celebrities / Re: Chris Adah: A Charm Was Used To Tie Me Up For 30 Years by Missyajoke(f): 10:08am On Nov 03, 2021
Things are happening that many will never believe
Properties / Re: Nifemi, PA To Owner Of Collapsed Ikoyi Building Found Dead, Osibona Trapped by Missyajoke(f): 10:36pm On Nov 02, 2021
May God console the family of the dead victims Amen
Properties / Re: Nifemi, PA To Owner Of Collapsed Ikoyi Building Found Dead, Osibona Trapped by Missyajoke(f): 10:34pm On Nov 02, 2021
fortune1968:
Dark powers might have contributed to this mishap .Some of this big boys in the big industries or enterprise are occultic .
It could be forceful taking back from Satan .


Things are happening my brother, you're right, this is a public forum be careful of what you post sir
Properties / Re: Photos From The Scene Of The Ikoyi Building Collapse (Graphic) by Missyajoke(f): 10:18pm On Nov 02, 2021
Heramu:
And aso Rock did not collapse ontop mannequin

Stop wishing the President dead, assuming one of your family is occupying a political post of someone prays that prayer beside you can you say Amen.

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Properties / Re: Building Under Construction Collapses In Lekki (Photo) by Missyajoke(f): 3:21pm On Nov 02, 2021
Nawa
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Obi Cubana Over Alleged Money Laundering by Missyajoke(f): 10:44pm On Nov 01, 2021
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Properties / Re: Femi Osibona: Face Behind Collapsed 21-storey Building In Ikoyi by Missyajoke(f): 9:58pm On Nov 01, 2021
Nawa ohh
Religion / Re: I Gave A Pastor Fake Boyfriend Name And He Immediately Saw Visions. by Missyajoke(f): 11:04am On Nov 01, 2021
Not all pastors are fake just that you met a fake one
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Odumakin ‘returns’ As His Widow Gives Birth To Twins by Missyajoke(f): 6:20pm On Oct 31, 2021
irunoko:
Are you sure Yinka is the owner of the pregnancy? lipsrsealed

You don't have sense at all

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Celebrities / Re: Yinka Odumakin ‘returns’ As His Widow Gives Birth To Twins by Missyajoke(f): 6:20pm On Oct 31, 2021
Congratulations
Politics / Re: Susan Waya's Campaign Posters At The PDP National Convention (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 5:52pm On Oct 31, 2021
I don't think Nigeria has ever had a female Governor she can be the first woman

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Family / Re: My Daughter Celebrates Her Birthday Today by Missyajoke(f): 2:53pm On Oct 31, 2021
Happy Birthday sweetheart

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Food / Re: Photos Of Porcupine, Monkey, Antelope, Deer & Crocodile Killed By My Brother by Missyajoke(f): 3:30pm On Oct 30, 2021
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Crime / Re: Mother And Son Arrested For Killing Their Neighbor In Ogun (Photo) by Missyajoke(f): 9:41pm On Oct 29, 2021
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Webmasters / Re: 7 Popular Lies About Blogging That You Should Know by Missyajoke(f): 5:10pm On Oct 29, 2021
It is well
Celebrities / Re: Niyi Lawal Shares Adorable Family Photos by Missyajoke(f): 4:04pm On Oct 29, 2021
Beckysexy:
Nice.

It's such a shame this guy was too dull while in the house.
And he couldn't even find a Nigerian girl to marry.

Well, Beautiful family though.
You talk too much, you're a female talking down another female,so to you whites are not humans abii?

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Romance / Re: A Fine Man Cancelled His Facebook Friend Request He Sent Me by Missyajoke(f): 9:10am On Oct 29, 2021
nijaomegacode:
Once a girl fails to accept my friend request after 7 hr, i cancel it.
If I chase a girl for two weeks and she didn't show any clear sign of interest in me, i quit the chase: she's just a pair of unequal boobs and a stupid vag!na.
Men have stopped begging and chasing women for long because they smell, they carry diseases, they are destiny killers, they are liabilities, they are useless: ALL OF THEM!

Seems you have no female in your family undecided undecided undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba's Hair Cut By His Wife, Brunella Oscar After He Was Charged £50 by Missyajoke(f): 7:47am On Oct 29, 2021
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