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Celebrities / Re: BREAKING: Bobrisky’s Former PA Oye Kyme Reportedly Dead [PHOTOS] by Missyajoke(f): 2:59pm On Oct 28, 2021
Her death look spiritual to me
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant.. Please Help Me, I'm Restless by Missyajoke(f): 10:23am On Oct 27, 2021
Easylion3569:
This thing just happen to me at the very wrong time.. I need to do something before people find out

I really pity you plenty shaa, don't abort the baby cause if she aborts and lose the womb in the process you're in trouble you will even have to marry her. There's no way people won't find out, inform your parents about it sir, they will be disappointed but is it not better they know than for you to spend your life in prison if she dies while aborting the pregnancy for you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 8 Things You Can Buy And Hold As Investment In Nigeria by Missyajoke(f): 4:19pm On Oct 26, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Blessing Okoro: Side Chics Are Karma To Married Women Who Dated Married Men by Missyajoke(f): 2:20pm On Oct 26, 2021
What you doncokes back to you and its called Karma
Career / Re: Should I Chase The Money Or Focus On School by Missyajoke(f): 4:44pm On Oct 25, 2021
Why don't you take leave of absence and continue schooling after a year

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Family / Re: I'm Getting Married But I'm Not Happy by Missyajoke(f): 10:27am On Oct 25, 2021
This woman you don't love yourself at all, person they beat you you dey ask us for advice when you don already make up your mind to marry the guy. I pity you sister RIP in advance to you

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Politics / Re: Oyo Jailbreak: 13 Fleeing Oyo Inmates Rearrested In Osun by Missyajoke(f): 10:32pm On Oct 24, 2021
Guyman02:
This thread is still on page one, just add Owerri Prison to it so that Nairaland can make more money with traffic and take it to page 20 fast.
I have come to realise that Nigerians are mesmerised by Igbos no matter how much we pretend, some hate them for incomprehensible reasons while others just love them sometimes for their stubbornness and Can Do spirit.
This site thrives on Igbo related threads and that's why they are constantly on FP. There's a lot we can learn from Igbos and there's also a lot Igbos can learn from other Nigerians to move this nation forward

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Crime / Re: Joy Onuh Ogochukwu Raped & Killed In Benue State (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 7:18pm On Oct 21, 2021
It will never be well with anyone who has an hand in that lady's death Amen. They too will die like a dog
Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Missyajoke(f): 11:12am On Oct 21, 2021
MisterKennedy:
You're so welcome dear. Joke please can I have your number? I want to know you outside Nairaland.

Here's my number and it's my WhatsApp number too. Please call me or text me or WhatsApp me please Joke... 08100553547

Okayy sir

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Celebrities / Re: Ada Ameh Visits Daughter’s Grave On Death Anniversary by Missyajoke(f): 8:16am On Oct 21, 2021
May God console her

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Religion / Re: This Is Your Night Of Mercy. The Consequences Of Your Intentional Mistakes... by Missyajoke(f): 8:53pm On Oct 20, 2021
Amen
Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Missyajoke(f): 8:52pm On Oct 20, 2021
MisterKennedy:


Wow! You even called him Sir. You really are very nice lady ooo. Wow! I've been seeing the way you're replying him with maturity despite his provocative replies. And you went further to call him Sir. Wow!!! You're a wonderful woman Joke.

Thank you sir grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Storms Court For Commencement Of Baba Ijesha's Rape Case by Missyajoke(f): 5:17pm On Oct 20, 2021
Only God knows what she wants

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Crime / Re: Tordue Henry Salem: Missing National Assembly Vanguard Reporter (Photos) by Missyajoke(f): 3:08pm On Oct 20, 2021
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Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Missyajoke(f): 8:28am On Oct 20, 2021
Hopeba:
no Mine is de sign,, before I sign the pussy I know the spirit

It's a waste of time talking to you, have a nice day sir
Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Missyajoke(f): 8:24am On Oct 20, 2021
Hopeba:
I have the spirit of designment

Discernment you mean??
Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Missyajoke(f): 8:21am On Oct 20, 2021
Hopeba:
how many Ronaldo and mecci don visit? Or how many king Solomon visit?

Your life your business abegg don't come and disturb us at the religion section for help when problem starts knocking kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Missyajoke(f): 6:57am On Oct 20, 2021
Lokojatoofar:


He will just blame his uncle, aunty or village people and then he will branch into voodoo to help him succeed in life. Thats how they end up

grin grin grin grin grin Good morning sir, A lot of people have lost their Glory through sex and those girls and not coming to him for nothing am sure some of the girls will be stylishly sharing the Glory with him just that he doesn't know.

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Missyajoke(f): 6:46am On Oct 20, 2021
Hopeba:
Guy.. Even without money u can get a good girl to lash.. Iam in school at the moment,, and iam a broke guy,, since ladies discovered iam very good in calculations cox iam doing a science course, I have been enjoying different pussies with different shapes,, some even spent on me.. Iam not asking u to b randy, my point is you can have any pussy in the world without money.. Just b good at something

Don't worry you will soon branch mfm headquarters for deliverance by the time they collect that Glory from you and take it away completely it's then you will have sense by force. Better stop sleeping with every dick and Harry.

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Crime / Re: Benue Pastor Accused Of Stealing Phone, Almost Lynched (Graphic Pix, Video) by Missyajoke(f): 5:59pm On Oct 18, 2021
I feel he was set up by some wicked people in that vicinity to shame him. Don't worry pastor God will fight for you and vindicate you

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Education / Re: University of Ibadan Loses Two Students To An Accident & Robbers In 24hrs (Pics) by Missyajoke(f): 5:48pm On Oct 18, 2021
Angrygoat:
U see that preboyes world,near trans. Its a deadly place at night. Robbers ,cultists,pickpockets are always at that area at night and u know Sundays are lonely by 9pm,10,11,12 pm.ah wohala
Funny thing is there is police presence in that area and a suya man. So how manage. Im sure the useless student was coming from ace mall. When I went to ace mall to toast a gal,but all the girls j met and saw resemble hook up slay hungry queen's. From up to down. I shook my head. Secondly no tears for the dead to the student that got crushed. The stupidbstate govt should make an overhead pedestrian bridge just like uniben did. They will see someone on top speed,but instead of them to wait,they jut dash into the road,hoping that the driver will apply brakes. Create a pedestrian bridge simple.

Show sympathy and stop being bitter, you're an human being too noww shocked shocked shocked
Education / Re: University of Ibadan Loses Two Students To An Accident & Robbers In 24hrs (Pics) by Missyajoke(f): 5:48pm On Oct 18, 2021
Angrygoat:
U see that preboyes world,near trans. Its a deadly place at night. Robbers ,cultists,pickpockets are always at that area at night and u know Sundays are lonely by 9pm,10,11,12 pm.ah wohala
Funny thing is there is police presence in that area and a suya man. So how manage. Im sure the useless student was coming from ace mall. When I went to ace mall to toast a gal,but all the girls j met and saw resemble hook up slay hungry queen's. From up to down. I shook my head. Secondly no tears for the dead to the student that got crushed. The stupidbstate govt should make an overhead pedestrian bridge just like uniben did. They will see someone on top speed,but instead of them to wait,they jut dash into the road,hoping that the driver will apply brakes. Create a pedestrian bridge simple.

Show sympathy and stop being bitter, you're an human too noww shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Faithful Olom Adimah: Missing Person, Did You See Him? (Photo) by Missyajoke(f): 5:41pm On Oct 18, 2021
He'll be found in Jesus name
Romance / Re: My Married Ex Girlfriend Disturbs Me For Money For The Upkeep Of Her Newborn by Missyajoke(f): 7:34am On Oct 16, 2021
Collect the child and take care of her alone or do you want your child to grow up like her, you have family take the issue up and collect the child from her simple as ABC

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Crime / Re: South African Mother Of 3 Accuses 2 Nigerians Of Raping Her In Cape Town by Missyajoke(f): 7:57pm On Oct 15, 2021
Hadampson:


@emboldened.... Yeah, people are suffering and it has made more people become desperate to make money especially the youths. Nigerians are facing this tough regime cos of some people's mistake, i hope they won't make same mistake come 2023 election

If it possible for one man's vote to elect a President I'll be happy but it's not possible. Nothing works in Nigeria, even if people will come out massively to vote they may still decide to rig the election
Crime / Re: South African Mother Of 3 Accuses 2 Nigerians Of Raping Her In Cape Town by Missyajoke(f): 7:55pm On Oct 15, 2021
kgr28:
When was Nigeria ever great? Y'll should get this in your flat heads, you are criminals.

Shut up, who invited you to the conversation

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Crime / Re: Man Locks 2 Children Inside Water Drum For Eating Neighbour’s Food by Missyajoke(f): 9:13am On Oct 15, 2021
See ehhn there's a limit in which you can tolerate people even though the man reacted badly, I once had a roomates who does things that'll annoy me extremely reason been because she's jealous I have things she doesn't have but do you know what i use to do when she start misbehaving I'll just ignore her. It's when you react you turn to a bad person, the man is not at fault his approach was badd. One of my roommates friend came one day I was sleeping and she wanted to blend pepper, I asked her to leave and she blend the pepper I got angry and as I was about to pour the pepper a way something told me she was actually looking for my reaction so I kept quiet and ignored her. So most times you have to learn to ignore people, no matter what they do never talk, don't even act as if they exist just ignore them. Some people are terrible, they'll be the one at fault and they'll be shedding crocodile tears. Why post the man's picture online?? What for??
Crime / Re: South African Mother Of 3 Accuses 2 Nigerians Of Raping Her In Cape Town by Missyajoke(f): 7:57am On Oct 15, 2021
Hadampson:


Lol what's life without fun tongue
Traveling exposes you to lot of things out there. New language, new culture, new food grin new people, new city.. I wish i could start my travel adventure but my account balance is telling me not to dare leave Nigeria at this period (SAPA period) grin

Wonderful morning to you ma'am smiley
Hope you slept well last night

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It's truly a SAPA period, things are hard and people are really suffering. Everyone loves to travel but where the money to travel, is it not when one eats one will be thinking about traveling grin grin cheesy
Crime / Re: South African Mother Of 3 Accuses 2 Nigerians Of Raping Her In Cape Town by Missyajoke(f): 7:43am On Oct 15, 2021
Hadampson:


Well it depends.
As for me, i would still leave even if Nigeria is making progress. Traveling is my hobby

Ohhh I see!!! grin grin grin grin
Good morning
Crime / Re: South African Mother Of 3 Accuses 2 Nigerians Of Raping Her In Cape Town by Missyajoke(f): 5:53pm On Oct 14, 2021
Hadampson:


Actually most South Africans don't migrate like Nigerians. They stay in their country, only few move to another country.
That's why am saying assuming Nigerian leaders are doing their Job properly there won't be any need for people to leave Nigeria. Nigerian politicians develop other countries bit ignore theirs.
Religion / Marriage Is Not Based On Feeling But On Love And Commitment by Missyajoke(f): 3:24pm On Oct 14, 2021
A lot of people have married the wrong partner because of Love at first sight, please know what works for A might not work for B although we have divine connection (a situation where two people meet and get married) but most times a lot of people marry wrongly cause they choose lady/ man based on beauty, body structure, Marriage is more than just marrying cause of beauty or body structure ( big breasts, big boobs e.t.c). Note you must be attracted to your partner but that must not be the only reasons why you're marrying him or her. A lot of people during courtship ignore vital signs and will say love covereth all and it's when reality dawn on them they'll know they married the wrong person. Have you prayed about the lady/man you want to marry if it's God's will go ahead if it's not reverse " God will never give a yes when the answer is No". God has given us free will to choose and he will never force anyone on you to marry, it's when you now marry wrongly you'll be saying had I know. Some ladies we say he's a sweet guy not knowing he's only sweet to cajole you into marrying him it's when you marry him you'll know he's a monster. You caught her cheating during the relationship you forgave her 2 times and your brain didn't ask you to quit the relationship and now you're saying you're not sure if your children are yours. Marriage is a long time affair please choose wisely

Prayer: Father Help me to Listen to you, help me to Obey you, help me to Marry rightly and let your will be done in my life.
Crime / Re: South African Mother Of 3 Accuses 2 Nigerians Of Raping Her In Cape Town by Missyajoke(f): 3:15pm On Oct 14, 2021
Hadampson:


Yeah i think so.
The movement Put South Africa First made it worse cos it breeds hatred towards other Africans.

Yet they go to other countries and enjoy ehhn

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