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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Escapes Another Assassination In Lokoja (See His Tweets) by mistermaster: 9:51pm On Jun 12, 2017
uncle ronal-DINO melaye, DSS nah name of hospital?
Family / Re: 6 Ways To Make Your Home More Appealing To Visitors by mistermaster: 9:50pm On Jun 12, 2017
what kinda of mumu thread is this one....why I go wan attract visitors to my house, it's neat already and I don't have to go extra miles in attracting them

instead all these boys go just turn my place to refugee camp
Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex With Married Woman Flees Unclad (Photo) by mistermaster: 9:42pm On Jun 12, 2017
must this happen Everytime? African women and their promiscuous nature
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi And Temi Otedola's Relationship Sets Twitter On Fire by mistermaster: 9:39pm On Jun 12, 2017
mhizgap:
,
say something
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Shares "King Don Come" Album Tracklist by mistermaster: 3:23pm On Jun 09, 2017
missnawty:
y not grin
thank God.....buy am com give do I rip am for my lappy.....kilawafun? I'm
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Shares "King Don Come" Album Tracklist by mistermaster: 3:23pm On Jun 09, 2017
missnawty:
y not grin
thank God.....buy am com give do I rip am for my lappy.....kilawafun? I'm
Crime / Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by mistermaster: 3:19pm On Jun 09, 2017
God has been speaking to me about Zimbabwe......I think it's high time, abeg shey danfo dey reach there?
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Shares "King Don Come" Album Tracklist by mistermaster: 3:03pm On Jun 09, 2017
missnawty:
Anoda yamayama song/album again cry my ear don suffer. Wetin remain for dbanj to sing again Abeg

if the album iyaff drop....u kuku no go buy, so y iyya complaination?? cheesy
Gaming / Re: Facts About Female Gamers You Didn’t Know by mistermaster: 1:52pm On Jun 09, 2017
praise1705:



sure but after exams
wish you Tha bestest
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: SOLD Ps2 slim For Sale by mistermaster: 1:51pm On Jun 09, 2017
praise1705:



you mean u use auto strategy (A1,A2 n A3) and semi auto (cursor) to play?

yeah about auto strategy but ney on semi auto cursor.....learnt this on street :d
Gaming / Re: Facts About Female Gamers You Didn’t Know by mistermaster: 10:25pm On Jun 08, 2017
Quinn22:
No body can challenge me in COD! angry
I mean no one!!! angry
accepted....not a fan of adventures
just sucker..sorry soccer
Gaming / Re: Facts About Female Gamers You Didn’t Know by mistermaster: 10:22pm On Jun 08, 2017
praise1705:
Bring it on any time
your *ss is mine ( in Shang shung voice) Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
love challenges....pick a date and a game venue
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: SOLD Ps2 slim For Sale by mistermaster: 9:49pm On Jun 08, 2017
praise1705:
still prefer the ps2 PES to the ps3 PES

R2 and ojoro all the way lol

huh!!! never seen a feel gamer before....it's a pleasure to meet you rare species !!! PS2 PES all the way o'jere, using 3 formations at once...controlling goalkeeper without cursor wink
Religion / Re: Penuel Mnguni: "I Was Tricked By TB Joshua In Nigeria" - Snake Pastor Says by mistermaster: 5:04pm On Jun 08, 2017
we won't see the Christiana now o
Romance / Re: Nigerian Bride Consoles Her Israeli Groom As He Cries At Their Wedding (Photos) by mistermaster: 4:20pm On Jun 08, 2017
adajoe555:

Not only my to mine ( I will change to from my to our) lol
you got a sweet dp, your eyeballs are tempting Sha wink
Romance / Re: Nigerian Bride Consoles Her Israeli Groom As He Cries At Their Wedding (Photos) by mistermaster: 11:42pm On Jun 07, 2017
adajoe555:
wow!!!! I'm just too emotional seeing this pic this is so lovely
when will my come?



very soon....just very soon
when you change you MY to MINE
Crime / Re: Men Caught With 18 Phones In Ogun, Stripped Unclad (Photos) by mistermaster: 4:03pm On Jun 07, 2017
midehi2:
See as dem be, why do they always cover that below part, its part of disgrace na, open that thing make we see jor

wetin you wan see

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by mistermaster: 4:00pm On Jun 07, 2017
Madagascar penguins
Religion / Re: Church That Uses Calabash With Red Pieces To Collect Offering In Nigeria (Video) by mistermaster: 12:06am On Jun 07, 2017
DirewolfofStark:



Sirat Rasul Allah by Al-Halabi, Muhammad can have a woman no matter what, even against her will; and if Muhammad desired a married woman, her husband would have had to divorce her.


According to Ibn Sa’ad, who wrote another authoritative biographical account of Muhammad, “The prophet did not die till all women were permitted him” (see Kitab Al Tabaqat Al Kubra, v.8, 194).

implications Nd who said that?? which book?
Romance / Re: Assembly Of God Pastor, Daughter In Fight Over Her Lover (photo) by mistermaster: 12:03am On Jun 07, 2017
DirewolfofStark:



You see, thats where your ignorance has been exposed. That Pastor is like your bastard randy He-goat, pedophile Arabian "prophet" who was notorious for loving sex too much. In fact, the pedophile arabian "prophet" even used sex as a reward for salvation. He tied paradise with sex and with that winning formula he was able to win a lot of converts like you for example.


Whereas the child abusing pastor will end up in hell fire if he fails to repent from his sinful ways, your "prophet promised sex galore in his sick version of paradise:


A man will have intercourse in Paradise with his wives from among al-hoor al-iyn and his wives from among the people of this world, if they enter Paradise with him. A man will be given the strength of a hundred men to eat, drink, feel desire and have sexual intercourse. It was narrated from Anas that the Prophet said: "The believer in Paradise will be given such and such strength for sexual intercourse." He was asked, "O Messenger of Allaah, will he really be able to do that?" He said, "He will be given the strength of one hundred (men)." (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, no. 2459. He said, (it is) saheeh ghareeb). Sunan al-Tirmidhi #2459

Your "prophet" makes even he-goats look like models of self restraint and discipline. I haven't even gone into how the Arabian "prophet" snatched Zainab the wife of his adopted son Zaid. What a fool he was. A big fool and Agbaya. A man who lacked self control over his sexual urges, yet his hold over his fanatical followers is legendary.
The man slept with a 9 year old girl and still his deluded followers refuse to find any fault with him. The irony is that many of these fools would never allow a pedophile to work as a teacher in a school if theyre 9 year old daughter is a pupil in such a school. But they will allow a 53 year old bastard who molested a 9 year old girl to be their lord and saviour. What a shame.


calm your nerves borbor, people like you are better schooled in person
if it ain't the Quran or Hadith, if it's a googled shii u know nothing about then I'm sorry...I give up

by the way who is the narrator

Muslims are not like the xtians who believe Jesus is their Lord and savior....the prophet is a messenger not Lord and saviour Bros and how can someone who died at 40 live up to 53

I don too answer people with baseless points like you so ain't going down that lane....
you can check my posts for some self enlightenment and if e no reach, get a bleaching cream

salam

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Education / Re: Technical University, Ibadan Built By Central Bank (Photos) by mistermaster: 4:45pm On Jun 06, 2017
come and check this in 2 years

no maintenance policy

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Religion / Re: Church That Uses Calabash With Red Pieces To Collect Offering In Nigeria (Video) by mistermaster: 4:32pm On Jun 06, 2017
look at them
Romance / Re: Assembly Of God Pastor, Daughter In Fight Over Her Lover (photo) by mistermaster: 3:30pm On Jun 06, 2017
BeardedTraveler:
They have been dating for five years, but y'all decided to dwell on her age only, for getting he was also 14 then. They are both misguided kids. But NL folks would rather dwell in their religious bigotry.

Teach ur kids the way which they should grow up, don't add to Nigeria's misery by adding to the population of adulterers and fornicators.

Simple.

Attack me if u want, I won't be replying.

you get sense jare

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Romance / Re: Assembly Of God Pastor, Daughter In Fight Over Her Lover (photo) by mistermaster: 3:30pm On Jun 06, 2017
DirewolfofStark:
She is 17 and has been "dating" for 5 years. In other words, this whole sordid affair began when she was 12 years old. Clear case of child abuse and rape.
In civilsed climes seducing a child is called "grooming" and it carries its own punishment apart from the penalty for rape and defilement.
Unfortunately, Nigeria is run by the followers of a certain pedophile, illiterate "prophet" so this bastard will get off Scott free. Just watch this space.

apart from common sense, what other senses is it you don't have?

5yrs ago, the girl was 12 and the boy 14.....was she forced? No!
the parent of the girl majorly is to take the blame for not giving the girl a proper upbringing!!! instead of them to take care of his daughter sure they were taking care of their business Enterprise they call church and chasing offerings...the real bastards!!!
girls of this present age already know what sex is at the age of 9 even if they haven't experienced it, and some started experiencing it at that age already!!! come to Agege them you know better....moreso, the incident happened in iyanaipaja....that's agege for you so what are you saying?

just on Monday a 50yr old pastor was arrested for impregnating 14yrs old girl with church members confirming they been suspecting him since the girl was 12 so tell me which one is the child abuse

better go olx.com and check whether you fit see brain buy

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Romance / Re: Assembly Of God Pastor, Daughter In Fight Over Her Lover (photo) by mistermaster: 3:17pm On Jun 06, 2017
subtlemee:
Why are these people always in the news for the same wrong, child abuse, abduction reason?

so you just fine ni, you no get anything upstairs...that case is between 2 teenagers and was she forced?

when you done reading these, lemme know

http://dailypost.ng/2012/08/15/bizarre-lagos-pastor-impregnates-15-year-old-daughter-twice/

https://www.nairaland.com/3836946/pastor-impregnates-14-year-old-girl-lagos

https://www.nairaland.com/3209210/pastor-impregnates-10-year-old

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Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 1:17pm On Jun 05, 2017
feelgoodInc:

Muhammad himself admitted that he was possessed by a devil:‘Anas reported that Gabriel appeared before the apostle of Allah(Muhammad),while he was playing with some boys. Gabriel took him,laid him down,pierced his heart,and took out a clot of blood. Then he said,“This is the portion of you possessed of a devil.” Next, he washed it in a gold cup with water from the well Zamzam. Thereafter sewed him up and took him back to where he found him…’ (attended by Muslim. Al-Hadis, Volume4 page367)Muhammad himself admitted that he was possessed by Satan at one time:‘Haveyou, then, seenAl-Lat andAl-Uzza?And Manat,the third one,the other?These are exalted females .( Al-Qur’an,Sura 53verse19-20,and the satanic verses in bold letters)the satanic verses were present in the original version of the Qur’an when Muhammad was trying to woo the Meccans who believed in many gods including the pagan idols Al-Lat,Al-Uzzaand Manat. Later on,when he was in a more commanding position,he conveniently edited out these embarrass in,admitting that they were in

lol bro you asked a question earlier which I answered you, you not making comments on them....and here you are with another, okay I will attend to this as the last....cos I'm not a fan of long typing wish there is a voice chat or something here

firstly Muhammed s.a.w wasnt possessed? he was just a normal kid, like an average human, a product of man and woman...definitely the devil has the power to influence our thoughts, but God instructed Jubril to take him for heart cleansing so as to bring to halt the influence on the devil

Jesus pbuh is born mysteriously by a virgin Mariam with no male intervention.....of course the devil tried him as well too but he is different

Jesus Christ was miraculously born and he ascended never crucified and Mohammed s.a.w was given born and died like a normal human

ofcourse all Muslims believe that
ofcourse we believe he ascended but never crucified(and that is where the split up is)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_view_of_Jesus'_death

we believe he is coming back as well to end dajal

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Masih_ad-Dajjal

and a jinn means a spirit not a demon, holy jinn (holy spirit) demon is devilish....get your facts right

don't understand what you mean by "bad dreams are from Satan" that's not insinuation anything

and about dajall.....dajall is well spoken about and analized, Muhammed s.a.w talked about dajall ad the one eyed demon to come at the end time and deceive people he is God and this dajall will be ended by Jesus when he descends

and yeah you denied the bible not having different versions but translations from time to to suit the modern times, really?? you say only the words of God can do that, really? what the word f God should do is stand the test of time like you xtians will say "his words are the same yesterday today and forever"

.....do u know that in the early years, the Queen Elizabeth 1 of England was having a problem of which bible to follow just to have a united Church of England cos there was so many versions of bible in circulation?? they made a bishop Bible with never lived up to the popularity Geneva bible in circulation then, thus so many versions of the Bible:

King James version
queen James version
douay-rheims version
Geneva bible e.t.c

you should perhaps ask your pastors why they say keeping beards is for the Muslims meanwhile the Moses,Jesus,Solomon,Jacob,Isaac, you see in pictures are all bearded with turbans around their heads

ask them why most churches expect the Catholics won't use cover their head even when the holy Mary is always pictured with veil

ask the Catholics they know better, it's just common sense so so so many things is wrong with Christianity bro

and talking about old version of Quran, this is just the joke of all time bro......never and I repeat never has the Quran been tampered with, how you wan take do am it has never, can never and will never be tampered with

I've listened to religious debate btw pastors and Islam scholars and I've never heard that in my life nor have I ever come across it in my readings, even when the pastors seem to be short of words they don't say that in frustration....so bro always get the fact right


*sigh* I don try for this matter bros.,, no more questions for Gods sake and if you have any...you can make your findings yourself

God bless you

Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman And His Wife, Lizzy Celebrate Their 13th Wedding Anniversary by mistermaster: 11:31am On Jun 05, 2017
fastgyal:
Your brain runs on Pentium1 mehn! You need to install sense.

babe! but why
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 11:12pm On Jun 04, 2017
feelgoodInc:


the Bible is the best selling book ever in the history of books
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/best-selling-book-of-non-fiction/
it has been translated into 2000 languages.
http://www.k-international.com/blog/translation-hall-of-fame/
only the word of God can have such influence my man.
the Bible has not been tempered with as you are saying, it has only been translated so as to keep up with the modern times, I've never seen an English Koran before and it's not even in my language so how do you convince me. and how was the Koran sent to man through Allah because when Mohammed was alive there was no Koran , he didn't write any Koran.

lol bro I'm glad you came in peace

firstly, Koran was sent to man through Mohammed s.a.w on a mountain called jabal-a-noor i.e mountain of light, revealed by God through Gabriel gradually for a period of 23yrs starting from when the prophet was 17 elapsing to the year of his death (he was 40)

and about the translation...lol, the Quran was revealed in Arabic. by the way, bible was written by different witnesses...in what language of I may ask? did God translate it? it was written by different people e.g ajayi crowther for naija.....if I want to write the Yoruba translation today I will but of what need when it's perfect just the way it is

reading it gives joy, as you have in a surah(chapter) 80verses can keep ending with (een) or (ahad) in other words rhymes with all following and making senses. and please don't say rappers or poets do too .......

brotherly, would have loved to say more but tomao is Monday and man go wake up for sahur
God bless you
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 10:46pm On Jun 04, 2017
lukman885:
thanks
blessings boss
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 10:45pm On Jun 04, 2017
9inches:


Chai.. muhammad and his fallacious claims.

no coherent or cohesion....why talking out of point? what is the prophet's claim in what I wrote up there? apart from common sense, what other senses is it you don't have?
Religion / Re: Are Christians The Only People Who Will Go To Heaven? by mistermaster: 10:34pm On Jun 04, 2017
CanadianNurse:
explain the bolded

God bless you!!!

we just trying to make things clear to ourselves, when thorough researches are made is only when one can find the truth as humans

and he (Jesus) went a little further, and fell on his face, and prayed..." (Matthew 26:39)

and Moses and Aaron went from the presence of the assembly unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and they fell upon their faces…" (Numbers 20:6)

and they fell on their faces before the throne and worshiped God." (Revelation 7:11)

…then they bowed their heads and worshiped the Lord with their faces to the ground." (Nehemiah 8:6)

then David and the elders of Israel, who were clothed in sackcloth, fell upon their faces." (1 Chronicles 21:16)

come, let us worship and bow down: let us kneel before the Lord our maker." (Psalms 95:6)

nd he (Jesus) was withdrawn from them about a stone’s cast, and kneeled down, and prayed." (Luke 22:41)

even though the Jews and Christians today do not pray as we read in the Bible, Muslims continue to pray in a similar way to the prophets, as intended by the Creator of the heavens and the earth.

you see, Muslims believe in Jesus but xtians don't believe in Mohammed S.A.W but rather talk ill of him when even Jesus Christ never did John16:12-13(jesus' prophecy of Mohammad) and that's where the problem is

breakdown of the Bible:
tawrat (Torah) the book of Moses(musa)
injil is the book for Jesus(Isa)
and zabur(psalm) for for David(daoud)

and so many other stuffs written by some other authors

Muslims believe in Bible (but only stating it not a complete book....a lot has been added and removed from it) you should prolly ask the xtians why they against the gospel of Barnabas

do you read about isreal and America
America will definitely accept xtianity and go against islam cos of their doings, that's why you see things God destroyed a whole settlement for happening there (sodomy), yet they say Muslims are terrorists and when Americans are act to define terrorism the response they give is "it's not the act itself, but who performs the act" i.e when a xtians or say Americans kill Muslims it's not terrorism but vice versa it becomes terrorism. do you watch the news and see how people die in Syria and other Islamic countries on a daily? but let one tragedy hit isreal, uk, us,france or any other non-islamic countries then they say they are terrorists

Muslims can come out and argue the incomplete nature of the Bible with facts but xtians can't even dare the authenticity of the Quran

think about it!!! there are so many things wrong with the bible

well these should do more talking

https://www.openbible.info/topics/islam

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_view_of_the_Christian_Bible

https://www.whyislam.org/comparative-religion-2/what-the-bible-says-about-muhammad-pbuh/
Celebrities / Re: Special Spesh Defends Dammy Krane, Says ‘We Are All Scammers’ by mistermaster: 2:29pm On Jun 04, 2017
Angeleena:
afonjas...
wetin be afonja for this one now? must you always be tribalistic?

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