Stargurl20:

You nailed it.

Feminist movement

The word FURTHER, I almost pee on my trouser and the girl closed was dumb shit

Well, I'll urge you to be optimistic about yourself and the course, this country is far more than having bad impression about your course, I was very mad when I was given Adult Education back then in university because I never heard of it before and it doesn't sound good to me but believe me today, I'm working in a company here in Lagos and my salary is 100k plus so follow your heart and be nice to what you choose.

This absolutely not normal again, same spot always and still the Ondo state government never sort for solution, it's now a culture every year

800 what

She gave you space to buckle up bro, believe me that you will never make a kobo with her.

Some these smokers didn't realize how bad it's to be smoking 1pack or more cigarette per day, according to research even talking one stick per day may cause you a life serious health problem, imagining someone saying I can't cope without smoking cigarette in a day, I was so annoyed of that stupid talk.

When police kondo nack her forehead way be like cubana shrine, she go vomit the truth.. idiot cross sea

Don't let anyone advice you on shitty comment, your brother understand what's going on he just decided to over look it and I believe you're matured enough to have a conversation with your brother, tell him what'sup not on sms, you dig...

That's totally unacceptable bro, nothing like bondage blah blah, I was in same thought like yours but believe me I never stop dreaming big and my Mom always go far for through Prayers, thank God for my life today

I'm sorry for all you've gone through bro through your papa, My dad called once in this year cus he believe that nothing better can come through me to him, I couldn't remember if he called more than 6 times when I was in university but I proved him wrong today and I'll continue to prove him wrong, he didn't know I'm in Lagos for the past 3 months working in a company, i want to send him 20k for Christmas but I come to think of it again WHY someone that doesn't give a sh*t about me nor my siblings, I said no, my sister is paying up to 150k next year for school fees and accommodation, have told my Mom that I'll pay half of it, so why bothered about a father that living his life with a abandoned mother of 6?, I always think about my Mom and the rest so my brother the only thing to make you stop that nonsense is you working hard, believe me someone will tell him that you making it.

Geeez, e b like say Christmas do pure for ur side o abeg give me address all transport billing on me �

He was on a helicopter today

I have someone that can help you to beat the gong �

He's absolutely on ghost vibes and cruise level, my only helpful suggestion is to call 911, I don move o

We suppose join hand stone you ni

Do you know Malluda back then at Chelsea?

Make I clear my throat first
Humhum!!!!!
Who be that guy Keke napep idea? Uncle brother bros cos ion know u, we suppose gather hand beat for seun hand, how u fit bring the thing for 50s way him go dey reason to retire at that age, u phucked up.
As for you bros investor, shey u know this rentail business, thou I no Sabi ur area but na my own business be that for my parents immediately I finished paying for my private jet, bro try the business for both of them, money dey inside gann

Make I clear my throat

Uhnuhn


Yooo brother, your feet is special just believe me tonight, the girl is only interested in ur feet alone not ur faces cos your face is now feet..

Why do u have to fight, No be una get Nigeria, south and east na alien SMH.

You come alone and you die alone

Reward for passion, what you order different from what you get, enjoy ur Snapchat �

Even you open you business in the united state, you're gone since you're black

This soldiers picture way una always the post go soon expire, give us real picture abeg

Some people are just dumb, how can a minister speaking in hausa in a live coverage that the entire world is watching, it's not a northern ceremony, it's called Nigeria..for you those that saying Nigeria is made of 3 ethics groups you're a big fool, that's where the western stupidity is driving you to, how many times have you heard such from Buhari even the so called Malaria sorry malami how many times have you heard him speaking in Hausa, you folks need to be wise up

I just dey laugh, I understand myself ���

You're really going to bleeping at he end �

E get one girl way I dey talk to when I dey Uni, this bae like meee but she no fit date me, I just decided to chill for her for like 2 months without checking on her anymore and she don't care, "F2F friendship" later in holiday we jam for akure we both of us dey stay, e get on my friend way him house b like paradise he just call me make I come over for a week,I Sha move to his side and him sef no dey hear make girl dey Bleep guys up, I just use d opportunity call the baby like 2 days and she was angry that I didn't call her, 3rd day I carry her go Chicken republic and she shop for him family, I don't care, later way she go house nah call on call say If I like make I just disappear again, I was sorry baby I'm ready to stay, a week after I told her to visit me in my house and she came over, she shock wen she see settings, I give her chicken with Chivita and after she shop pepper soup,I just decide to leave her for dinning me the watch ball for my own room, she text me on phone that where I dey,I give her the direction and she almost faint wen she get inside, I was like today is judgement day for us, she start talking about relationship, where my girlfriend and blabla,I was like I don't have girlfriend oo,she don't even ask who get the house, we talk and talk and the end we no no who off light but when she later find out that no be my house and she dey ask for money money,me way b say I b pako GIDI... OMO she just block my number and e sweet me too...nah serious relationship I get for her from the beginning but we end up like nah u no ham

Trust yourself �
Deaths is unforseen circumstances, if you like come and drag me regarding my English,you Will still die..To all those fulanis, alfas, pastors,ogbonis,herdmans,Gunmens, bandits,bokoharams,iswaps,Al qidas doing evil things, Deaths is coming for y'lls

Trust yourself �
Pantami is jubilating is victory over Nigerians lehulehu by presenting NIN award to the President with his beards that looks like cat damn!!, now that you see that we can only shout on social media from NL we move to Twitter but he's just smiling on his couch like roasted cat, have you ever see burnt roasted cat

Yo Stop this do that
Bro,police is your friend when u do the traditional rite and when you failed to pay bride price the entire Police family is against you, Police is always my friend since I reported someone to them not knowing it was a good tithes Friend of them, I was bundle out of my room same midnight for accusing their friend with one abandoned Hilux turn to korope...when I see them on sight I'm Fuvkin loyal �

900warriorz:
I can't believe I made FTC for the first time

When NEPA gave me light from last night till this morning, I knew something great awaits me today...didn't know this was it

Of the 2 million plus members on Nairaland, I was counted worthy

I have made it in life...Please congratulate me

Cc: Desmond Eliot

I'm the chairman ever on NL