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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 8:51pm On Dec 09, 2016
lepasharon:


So the old testament is relevant now! So tell me, I hope you dont eat shellfish ?
No. I eat pusssy.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 8:18pm On Dec 09, 2016
lepasharon:


What do you mean? Christ said turn the other cheek


Exodus 21:24 eye for eye , tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.

That's the law of retaliation for you.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 6:02pm On Dec 09, 2016
lepasharon:


Wow..how Christian of you to say piece of shitt
Being Christian does not necessarily mean you should let people walk all over you.
Religion / Re: Pastor Brings Boy Back From The DEAD With "Holy Oil" In South Africa (video) by Montelukast(m): 5:56pm On Dec 09, 2016
You are late. There is a thread about this miracle already.
https://www.nairaland.com/3498458/boy-raised-dead-prophet-bushiri/6#3498458.221
Romance / Re: Racism- Black doll cheaper than the white doll by Montelukast(m): 5:50pm On Dec 06, 2016
Gofwane:
ok, this is getting messy. Erh, Erhm... Why are you insulting me like this? I'm neither the guy that slacked your toto nor the one that advised him to dump your old shrinky and silly asss labelled all over with stretch marks.
......... A simple comment stating the obvious, you couldn't comprehend. It's not your fault cos i can see that your head serves no other purpose than for decoration and your skull is filled with cobwebs tongue

Abeg, comot make i see road jhoor
Don't insult a woman like that bruv gringrin
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 6:29pm On Dec 04, 2016
LoJ:

I implied, where I live, there is no such thing as data bundle. Again, You seem to have a propensity to read what is not written (nor meant).

Greetings.
You are funny, Jennifer. grin

You mean typing ' I am not even from Africa ' is supposed to imply where you live there isn't such a thing called data bundle? I mean, I remember stating you probably don't have enough data, or have access to Wi-Fi. Not just you don't have enough data.


You don't have Wi-Fi where you live too?

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 2:32pm On Dec 04, 2016
LoJ:

I do not even live in Africa. Maybe you are projecting your life to mine.
Lol. Are you implying that people outside Africa all have access to wifi?

See, Jennifer, this African guy has got access to wifi.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 1:11pm On Dec 04, 2016
Brown47:


i was called and told we lost a relative some months back, confirmed by doctors. he was kept in the mortuary.
after hours he walked out alive!
Provide evidence for this.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 12:54pm On Dec 04, 2016
Brown47:


for the same reason i dont believe spiderman exist even thus i watch spiderman video, thats the same reason i wont believe this video neither.
Your logic evokes a chuckle. cheesy cheesy cheesy..
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 11:19am On Dec 04, 2016
gypsey:
thanks! grin now tell me what's wrong with been skeptical or needing prove on some things before believing it, tell me also were you got the idea of doubting thomas, and again were does he live? which country is he from? what's his origin? i bet you can not answer these questions because people like you do not ask questions so do not ask for answers. you are programmed to just believe! don't seek for answers. or else you will labelled as doubting thomas!
LOL. Are you asking me where " Doubting Thomas " is from? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 10:55am On Dec 04, 2016
gypsey:
have you met doubting thomas? if you have, which country is he from? were does he live? what's his phone number? or are you still believing the 3000 years old so called bible stories we were told when we were kids?

you just watched a few minutes unconfirmable video online and that concludes your opinions on me. you are the most gullible cretin i ve ever come across.
Free Education;

Doubting Thomas -A person who is sceptical and refuses to believe something without proof.

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Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 10:42am On Dec 04, 2016
Kelklein:
[size=16]only the ignorant are deceived

Those in the medical profession will understand perfectly what transpired in that footage

The boy was obviously injected with a sedative/general anaesthetic with rendered him unconscious in the initial footage

They simply waited for the effect of the anaesthetic to wane off.. then showed him again as back to life [/size]

What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 10:40am On Dec 04, 2016
gypsey:
these amature magicians needs to be arrested and questioned by the police for messing with this poor childs life, imagine the trauma he must have gone through during this Absolute! cretinous treatments by these crooked so called men of Gods, the crooked pastors should have gone to the cemetary and he would have got tired and fed up of resurrecting dead people and why is it always children who are used in this kinda scam? perhaps because they are ussually made to be confused, Afraid and unable to speak up for themselves and also been made to believe that they are possesed by some demons that needs casting out by this so called christians are their crooked pastors.

i will bring him my long dead brother and sister, if he can resurrect them, that's when i will believe this Rubbish.
Doubting Thomas.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 10:34am On Dec 04, 2016
freecocoa:
Shey if to say I open church since, I for don hammer, well, time still dey sha.
English.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 10:32am On Dec 04, 2016
Topgainer:

Boy, nobody is discrediting your Prophet. It is in the nature of all false prophets and practitioners of sorcery to make spurious claims alluded to God. Their followers are helplessly positioned to believe everything said as true. For this kind of falsehood. They will say everything is possible with Papa including the making of a Virgin out of his wife and mother, a particular hilly spirit planting the new Jesus in her womb is among the possibilities.
The story that Shepherd Bushiri has claimed that his 'virgin' wife has been impregnanted by the holy spirit is a fake story. They used the biblical story of Mary getting impregnated by the holy spirit to write that story as Bushiri's wife's name is MARY! Mary Bushiri is not a virgin. She has a daughter who sometimes leads worship at ECG church.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 1:25pm On Dec 03, 2016
LoJ, come repeat your statement.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 10:54am On Dec 03, 2016
Topgainer:

These gang of prophets are hatched by the same Beast. It is all a design and a major breakthrough in the Fulfillment of the book of Revelation.
You are Christian, isn't it?What did Jesus mean when he told his distraught disciples that after he is gone they will do greater works than he did and that he will do anything that they ask in his name?
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 10:52am On Dec 03, 2016
Topgainer:
Wayo people
What is wayo people?
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 10:38am On Dec 03, 2016
Topgainer:
This same prophet under the influence of the spirits he is working for once organized a video - edited levitation show of himself and this same prophet also claimed his Virgin wife will be impregnated by a particular holy spirit and the result will be a new Jesus. Who knows what next the spirits he works for will tell him to say or do?
LOL. That's a fake story, son, written to discredit the Prophet. How could Shepherd Bushiri claim his wife is a virgin when we all know he has an old daughter called Abigail Bushiri?
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 9:26am On Dec 03, 2016
LoJ:
To even watch this video, I would need a Brain check. undecided
You simply don't have access to Wi-fi, or have enough data bundles.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 9:21am On Dec 03, 2016
@Benzics


Your assumption: The child could have been given sedatives.

My assumption: The child was unresponsive. You can tell by the drooping neck and flopping hands.
Religion / Re: Boy "Raised From The Dead" At Prophet Bushiri Church (Video) by Montelukast(m): 7:31pm On Dec 02, 2016
hungryboy:
Dem don come again with another lie
Did you even watch the video?

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Literature / Re: My Wife's Diary - Part 1 by Montelukast(m): 9:28pm On Nov 28, 2016
I think he's going to die cheesy

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Literature / Re: My Wife's Diary - Part 1 by Montelukast(m): 8:11pm On Nov 26, 2016
There is nothing heartbreaking than being in love with someone who loves another person.
Literature / Faith In A Friend- Short Story by Montelukast(m): 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2016
I was heading home. I’d just knocked off from the Quick Mart, a double shift, and my feet were aching. I saw the crowd at the end of Steve Biko Street, way at the end near Mma Shabba’s shebeen.

I thought about going the long way home, I didn’t feel like being involved in all of the drama, but that would have meant an extra four blocks, and my feet refused.

I got up to the crowd and saw the ambulance and police were already there. It was clear someone had driven their car into Mma Shabba’s wall. The car was bashed up really badly, and the wall, likely built by Mma Shabba’s useless husband who called himself a builder, had collapsed.

I tried to push my way through, tried to get to my house around the corner, to take my shoes off and sit down, to have a cup of tea. But as I got into the middle of the crowd I heard something familiar and turned.

“I bet it’s that no-good Raphael.”

I turned and saw my mother’s church mate, Mrs Jentile.

“So what happened?” I asked her.

“Oh Mondi, it’s horrible!” Mrs Jentile said, always wanting to put the most dramatic spin on things.

“That crazy boy stole a car and drove right into the wall. Knocked it over right on her.”

“On who?” I asked.

“The little girl, Bontle, Mma Shabba’s granddaughter.”

I knew the girl, she often pushed a pink plastic motorbike up and down the street, sometimes even around the corner past our house.

“Is she okay?” I asked.

I followed Mrs Jentile’s gaze to the covered stretcher the ambulance people were carefully putting in the back. I looked away. Raphael couldn’t have done something like this. Never.

“And Raphael? Where is he?”

“He ran off, the coward!”

“People saw him do it?” I asked.

“No,” Mrs Jentile said.

“But who else could it be? Everyone knows he’s no good.”

I pushed through the crowd and rushed home. I didn’t want to know any of it. I wished I had gone home the long way, gone home and put my feet up, and drank my tea knowing none of it.

I had known Raphael since that first day at Nokeng High School. I sat alone at break. I opened my book and read while I ate my lunch. Raphael sat down on the bench with me, but said nothing at first. He ate his apple as he looked out over the dusty grounds of the school.

“I like that guy,” he said to the air in front of him after some minutes.

I looked up. “You talking to me?”

“I mean that author, Kevin Brooks. He’s good.”

Raphael wore his school uniform in every way he could, to make it not look like one. The bottom edges of his trousers were tattered, his shirt sleeves were rolled up to show his biceps, his tie was slung over his shoulder. He didn’t look like a reader. He looked like a thug.

I glanced at the cover of the book as if I was just discovering the author, even though he was one of my favourites.

“Yeah, he’s good,” I said and went back to reading.

“I got Black Rabbit Summer if you want to read it. It’s his latest.”

And that was how it started. I didn’t know anything about Raphael except that he liked the same books I did.

It was later when I learned the rest. When “concerned” students came to me, saying how it wasn’t a good idea to spend too much time with him. He stole, broke into people’s houses. They’d long painted him with a wide brush and no one could see past any of that.

But it was too late by then – I knew the real Raphael. The Raphael who loved reading and odd quirky films.

The one who kept a pet hamster named Bella; the one who cried all night when Bella died. I knew the Raphael who wanted to be a teacher one day – so he could show his pupils that there were all kinds of people, not just the kind the world likes to hold up for us to follow.

He had a brilliant mind, a compassionate heart, and sure, he’d gone through some rough times, but that was over now. The most important thing was he was my friend, the best one I’d ever had.

To be continued . ..
Literature / Re: Never Been Kissed; Virgin by Montelukast(m): 6:10pm On Nov 20, 2016
3mjay:
. I dnt think so cos she lured me into it. I didn't want to do it at first.
Yes. That guy said a 16 year old girl who has never been kissed is scarce. Ans he's right, cos girls are, well, let's leave it at that.
Romance / Re: Nigerians Stole My Money by Montelukast(m): 5:32pm On Nov 20, 2016
trukoments:
Well, sorry dude. Just got back from South Africa on friday, I see some Nigerians roaming the street, though I lodged in a mostly white populated area. There are 3 scenarios here, you may have lost the money yourself, or they may have picked ur wallet(highly unlikely because the wallet is still in ur pocket), or they may have charmed U( if there's anything like that). Next time, play safe and be wary of people or faces u ain't familiar with! By the way, why ain't black South Africans friendly towards Nigerians, everyone I greeted refuse to return my greetings and when they did, it was with their noses? What's up?
Maybe they're afraid their money will disappear just by touching your hand. This has happened to other people. Money disappearing just by a mere touch.
Romance / Re: Nigerians Stole My Money by Montelukast(m): 5:30pm On Nov 20, 2016
DLondonboiy:
oga, you were hypnotized.. Common practice in 9ja...sorry for ya loss
Has it ever happened to you, bruh?

Thanks for a civil response, amigo. I don't get why other Nigerians are getting emotional over this.
Romance / Re: Nigerians Stole My Money by Montelukast(m): 5:28pm On Nov 20, 2016
xendra:
did it happen in nigeria? if not why then are you asking nigerians? they didnt travel with the charm so ask your people over there how the charm works.
South Africans don't use charms to make money disappear from someone's wallet, and fill the wallet with nicely cut newspapers.
Romance / Re: Nigerians Stole My Money by Montelukast(m): 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2016
monlawal:
If you don't have nigerian close friends that knew your middle name: i think i should say u are an ode to think it is nigerians that robbed you. Some guy just called your name only and you are here telling us they are nigerians. Does your name have a special way it is pronounced by nigerians?
That is not an intelligent response. I can tell a person is not South African just by looking at them. I can tell a person is somalian, Indian, Nigerian by looking at them, or listening to their accent.
Romance / Re: Is This Worth A Five Day Ban? Screenshot! by Montelukast(m): 10:35pm On Nov 19, 2016
MaxCoates:

[size=1pt]Not worth a ban at all. [/size]

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