You don't need to share your trip back on a Multiple Stops ticket which only broke people buy because it's cheaper than a direct flight ticket. Go back to Yankee and hussle quickly because it's like money don day finish. No need to make yourself happy saying you are touring Frankfurt because of a 5 hour layover. No one cares

It's like the broke diasporians are the ones that like showing off!

Don't worry yourself that much. Just choose October 1st and go to a local registry to do a birth certificate for you. Since you remembered being in pry 2, minus 6 years from that to get they year. Your level of accuracy will be + or - 2 years which is not bad.

Albeit, the birth certificate made up for you will be the consolation of all

That's is how to be a man! Who get nonsense wife?? If a woman shouts at me then that's the end period! That shows disrespect and as a man, you need to know that you are still the king in your kingdom. It's so sad how you managed to get to this point before the beating event took place

I have 3 wives and dem no born them well to bicker or utter a word when I'm around! It's all about the standard you set for yourself!

Let them know of who you are from day one and you will live in peace.

You truly have a gay tendency you just dont know it yet. This is so womanish and I'm pretty sure with your fine boyishness, girls get attracted to you and then japa once they realize how effeminate and emotional you are. Come to think of it, Being fine is subjective. You may show me your picture and to me you wowo pass Obasanjos pet gorilla. You need to stop this insecure nonsense! Women get jealous but real men hussle and remain secure in themselves knowing fully well the right women will always see the finess in them!

PS: Is Bob Risky finer than you? Are you jealous? Sio!

Definitely 6 9 and 10. Owo ni koko o

I was on the same situation.

Before I hit the jackpot, I groomed her till she was 16. Bought nice stuff for her, took care of her.

Infact she already knew that I liked her. On her 16th birthday, I bought a nice Samsung phone for her.3 days after, it started in the kitchen

Now everyone is happy - My idiot always tiring wife is there doing her own thing, the girl is having all the sex of her life and I am on cloud 69

Feelings are natural. Explore it if you can but wait till she is 16 o. That's the age of consen and always use protection

"No power of hell, no scheme of men, can ever pluck me from His hand,

Till He returns, or calls me home, here in the power of Christ I stand"

From the hymn 'Im Christ Alone"

Please someone should tell me this is a made up tales by moonlight because I cannot imagine you - a full blooded mumu man declaring your love for someone with an anger issue who calls you Mr Peace. chai !!! Death to Simpletons!

Even from the topic you said 'My Fiancee' Ta lo ni Fiancee ofo??

You can never, I repeat you can never have a peace of mind with such lady. She even has your mumu button.

I beg una. Be a man. I can see that you even have a car meaning you are well to do. Get out of bondage and get another lady ASAP. Even if this one comes back crawling, let her go!

You would ask why I'm being so candid about this because it happened to me. 14 bad years dealing with a woman with anger issues. I lost my family, I lost my friends. The day I walked out was the day in smelled freedom and within a week I was down with her friend. Big baca , big chest , feminine. When she attacked my new girl claiming she stole her man. Mo na segesege - I beat the flipping hell out of her. I leaned she just came out of her third relationship as we speak so you see, it will not go well with such ladies

Bro shine your eyes, learn from my mistake. It is well..

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Good luck bro

I lost 5k

losing the money is not the issue but the rubber band i used to tie it...oh no!

G boy

Call her and start using endearments like babes honey sweetheart etc

Make your conversation with her short since you are scared at the moment. I know how you feel. This used to be your crush

Arrange a getaway or dinner where you prove your romantic side

Smile a lot when you are with her

Always remember not to overindulge her. This will come later since you are in honeymoon phase for now

Always demonstrate maturity and responsibility. Take charge and always be confident. You always want to turn her on

Dress neat, improve your higyene and aim higheŕ while letting her kñow. Yoi will score extra points

Once again congrats bro

Call her and start using endearments like babes honey sweetheart etc

Make your conversation with her short aince you are scared at the moment. I know how you feel. This used to be your crush

Arrange a getaway or dinner where you prove your romantic side

Smile a lot when youbare with her

Always remember not to overindulge her. This will come later since you are in honeymoon phase for now

Once again congrats bro

My guy...you are dealing with an attention Junkie. She is just using you to score points. 4 years?? Abeg move on. This is what I want you to understand - You will see better girls when you truly close the door on her for good. Tell her point blank you will stop communicating with her if she refuses to be your gf. Mean it from your heart and free yoirself. Infact if you want her to chase you. Bag yourself a beautiful girl and show her off. OMG, she will come chasing. I do that all the time and it works 100% all the time

My guy...dont be taken for a mumu. chai! see as this girl play you like ludo. Abeg japa for good. She is disrespecting you and showing it before your face. She has made you realize that she values her so called biz more than your dignity and pride.

You really dont need these BS in your life! Double your hussle and get quality girls. This one is a gabbage and potential gold digger! Run for your life

It is not the worlds largest flag. It is called a flag if it can be hoisted and wave freely in the air.

This is just a piece of whatever lying lazily on the floor...

Guiness book of record in this case will not recognise it

mykealpha:

Sir, if I may ask, does okcupid work in Nigeria without a VPN bypass

it sure does....try for yourself and see

andyblinks05:
recommend a dating site for me

There are so many
ok cupid
Badoo
POF
Tinder

But I got mine on okcupd. Also dont be so selective. Go for those 30 something desperate ones who want to settle. The key here is you do not have to be desperate. Show love care and attention and I repeat - Dont ask for money or anything. Even if she gives you out of her free will , tell her that here love is enough for you. She will respect you the more and even boast to her friends that you are not the money grabbing scammer that is usually the stereotype. It wont take time before you propose and before you know, you are abroad supporting your family. I hope it works well for you bro

Sonfethopia:


Lol 13 y/o wen join NL in 2006. Hahaha.

Chai...that's why lie no good o....hahahahah

Maybe he took over his brothers account hahahaha

Abeg bro...I will suggest you leave school and start real hussle o. Nigeria is a failed state....get that fact for sure. I'm pretty sure what your father is suffering from is glaucoma. It happened to my mom and she has now lost her vision 100%. By the way, it's genetic meaning you all have to get your eyes tested and begin treatment when the signs are in view.

I pray you get the opportunity to travel to either UK or USA because that's the quickest way you can start supporting your family. Even the minimum wage you get over there ($ 8 an hour
40 hours a week can easily support your family when you convert it

Time is really not on your side and the fear you are feeling is your gut feeling telling you to do something fast

Go on dating sites and put your best pics to woo marriageable girls from abroad and please don't ask for money even after they have arranged your papers to come and join them. In obodo even first class grads are driving buses over there and doing security. No one dey watch you there

Alternatively, if you can drive then the world is your oyster. There are people who want drivers to take their cars and deliver money. Uber , Bolt and Taxify can also be done at the same time.

All in all, you really need to start making money before things get out of hand. You can always go back to school infact there are many online schools now but owo nikoko

Best of luck bro

Godada:





This matter has not gotten to the point of sending her away. Do you have a marriage sponsor? It's time to get them involved. Also you need to call a meeting among the elders to iron out house keeping and management. It is usually a male ego thing as well as a societal responsibility forced on men but at this age, it's not out of place for a woman to contribute to the needs of the family.

It's imperative that she contributes to the family welfare or at least she takes care of herself alone this should include her clothing, needs and paying for her shop. If she cant afford to pay for herself it spells she doesn't know what she doing and the shop should be closed.

About her insulting you, she should be warned in the strictest manner possible that a repeat cannot be tolerated.

On a final note, It's obvious you didn't know what you were getting into. Her asking about your salary and demanding for a shop should have raised red flags. But I can guess you got carried away.

It's not wise to spend so lavishly on a wedding when you could have had her choose between wedding and a shop.
Your wife is a selfish woman.

I hope the elders from both family can resolve this matter. Your marriage is too young for such misunderstanding

Dude! Japa before I open my eyes! it's obvious this woman has money and as such will always disrespect you. You claimed you have swallowed the red pill but you have exhibited a lot of simp attitudes here. Asking her for 1k just bruises your status as a red-piller. You know the code- The moment a woman disrespects you, she already has your replacement - Someone on the higher level of the food chain. Very soon you will be washing her panties. Remember she has apprentices and money which represent status and power. With those male pals she is sending money to, it means she no longer needs you. Infact she now sees you as a liability. It's the bitter truth. it's time for you to leave. Redefine yourself, see this as a learning experience and regain your pride man! It is well bro

I wanted to be Anini or Shina Rambo. Too bad I professed my dreams in front of my moms friends during their omo yoruba association meeting. Everyone shouted while my mom just smiled and kept quiet

I had never been beaten like that in my life later that day. My dad even took over afterwards. The dream of armed robbery was nailed to the cross on that fateful night.

Now I am an ex-G boy who after making a 1 big hit, stopped the act and invested the proceeds into imports and exports. Mostly from China and Malaysia. ..

Flexherbal:
Even devil they fear some people.

Thats rubbish! Devil wey plan coup for the Almighty?? Go ask Job wetin im eye see! No dey exalt creatures like that abeg. Na im cause all the katakata for this world o!

KanwuliaExtra:
Abeg, if e nor work you fit “unbunk” after you “debunk”!
Debunking is always the first stage of unbunking.

Stella Damasus sef go soon “re-unbunk”!

I will NEVER REBUNK sha! I fit shag and go. . . . But to re-marry?
LAI-LAI! What a waste of peace of mind.
All these old men go dey look for house-gals.

All these recycled brides and grooms.

No ASSSSSHUARANCE any whia o.
The reason I will NEVER display ANY MAN’S picture on my social media page. . . . unless to tease and “pepper bodi” some pipo.

Hahaha I laugh in Japanese, look at this owl-eyed American wannabe de talk? I see the picture wey you upload and I can see that you work in the laundary room as a cleaner con dey hail America as your country! Bloody hypocrite! Fine girls in Nigeria will never make comment like that. Its only those fat ones for obodo with bloated sense of entititlement and smelly kpetus that wil be making noise. American slave. See her forehead sef! Sio!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. As long as there are no incest activity involved. Because my mom did it before me, It wasnt a big deal when i started dating women because i have seen a sample.

DaCharis2016:
What's totally bad? Considering the pressure on her she mentioned. I think her asking for her husband's help was justified.

Really? bloody feminist! Im sure you can come here and type rubbish but behind the scene dey bend down dey lick your mans lollypop and still get slapped for no licking it properly. You can go and ask your own man to wash your dishes now...idiot!

Galaxydon1:
I don't see anything wrong if the Man watches plate. It's lack of understanding, so if it was the Man that runs The business won't he dish out plates for his customers. Since it's a family business i don't see anything wrong with it.

Look at this idiot! This is a man's ego wounded here. It will start from simple washing of plate. Very soon, he will be washing her panties....That guy na real man mehn! The slap is just the appetizer!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. I guess its part if your value to keep yourself for the right woman for if you truly want to have sex, there are oloshos and prostitutes you can patronise however its good you are still keeping to yourself. Any true church going lady will kill to have a virgin like you. Your best bet is to go to a good church and pick the right lady. It feels good telling your kids that you kept yourself for their mother...

Best of luck bro

Oduduwa Republic

Bill Gates will now be singing 'Melinda ehhhhhh Melinda oh Melinda Oyamio!! ' Hahaha

Naija and money sha...
Someone don give me the secret nah....Palm wine and Alum...hahahaha

Princeton92:


You'd pay for tutorials

MALIGNANTGuest:
You spent ORDINARY $100 and you uploaded such for people like me to commend you.
What will then happen when you start securing FLIGHTS from Los Angeles to Lagos for her?

In Summary:
Save your cash.
Strive to be endowed.
Go for well-endowed Ladies.
By doing so, you wouldn't complain about 2k Ladies
& those human Leeches again in your entire Life.
Your worth will be equivalent to hers.
So when spending $2000 for shopping it wouldn't mean anything to both of you.
GUYS, stop dating Leeches. There are classy Ladies out there. Cleave to them and end all these worries.
Class attracts Class. Build your humor to that level and see such Ladies gravitate towards you.

It's always better to be insulted by an asset than to be insulted by a LIABILITY.
For all, Liabilities will always insult you.

Gbam!