Just a few months ago Aliko Dangote was named the richest man in Africa and the 23rd richest man in the world by Forbes, making him the first black man to make the top 25 richest list.

However Bloomberg Billionaires is claiming that the business magnate has lost over half of his $25 billion fortune in just 6 months!





He is still richer than 99.9% of the world’s population so Dangote doesn’t have anything to worry about! What’s a couple of billions anyways when you have $12 billion in the bank!

Stop taking SUGAR or anything sugary and start taking HONEY believe you me that you will have no menstrual pain. its a secrete and it is working for only those that knew it.

A former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Alhaji Gali Na’Abba, on Tuesday said he had been jobless since he left the House in 2003.

Recall that the lawmaker, a member of the Peoples Democratic Party, represented the Kano Municipal Federal Constituency from 1999 to 2003 during the reign of former President, Olusegun Obasanjo.

He gave the shocking revelation during a national stakeholders’ summit on gender-based violence affecting young people in Nigeria, organised by the Dr. Joe Okei-Odumakin’s led Women Arise for Change Initiative.

Making a joke out of his situation, he said he was taking up a Master of Ceremony’s job because of its lucrative nature.

He said, “In the last 11 years since I left the House of Representatives, I have been trying to find what to do.

“I have looked and considered various things to do professionally. I still have not come out with something.

“But today, I have learnt how lucrative it is to be an MC. Without trying to take the market share away from people like Adesuwa, let me say that I have now found something to do.
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“From today, I want to become an MC. May be, the next time the host is organising a programme, my name will feature as the MC.”

Duncan Mighty is giving out one of his SUVs, see his message and pray your name comes to his mind

TunjiMsp:
Would have been funny but lacks good delivery

Thank You

Dear Mr. President, In Light of the postponement of Elections yesterday by INEC, we the Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (BAN) totally REJECT the postponement! We demand, in the case the postponement is not rescinded, that the Valentine Day coming up this Saturday (the same day the Election should have been held) should be POSTPONED too! Since we've been very busy campaigning for political parties and candidates, attending rallies and queuing for PVC collection, hence our inability to prepare adequately for Valentine. So on behalf of all Men of marriageable age in Nigeria, we ask for INEC to consider postponing Valentine Day as well, Preferably till March 28, 2015, so as to avoid any breach of security this Saturday.
We hope you respond to our request quickly.

Thank you.
cc INEC
Signed
BAN
(Please Re-broadcast till it gets to the President thanks)

I cant wait 4 March

Sai Baba Buhari

Swizdoe:

You just kept breaking new grounds to showcase your stupidity

Then you must be an advocate of stupidity

Ewizard:
7. give her multiple orgasm.. it worth more dan a million naira gift.



u mustn't agree with me,but I know wat am saying.

You to repent o

promsman12:
2, 3, 6 (YES)... 1, 4, 5 (You seriously wished!)... We both know that wouldn't happen...

You no dey lie

1. Fast and Pray for your Relationship

2. Review and Renew your Relationship

3. Buy Him/Her a gift

4. Maintain the Gap of Holiness if both of you are unmarried

5. Go out on a Date like Comedy Night in Churches

6.Reason together and exchange ideas

7. Add yours

Udehpaschal1:
5. Because you don't have common sense...
Nonsense!!

Your stupidity has a university degree........... No sense is comon get that into your skull.

1. Voter's Statistics - Statistics has shown that 80% of the 68 Million registered voters are GEJ supporters while the remaining 20% and 72 Million unregistered population are are supporters of GMB.

2. He is the Sitting President - The Probability of you removing a sitting president from Aso Villa Via Election is not easy...... If na you, you go gree make another person comot you, wen you get power?

3. Rigging - The latest news circulating the social media about Ayo Fayose's Meeting With Musiliu Obanikoro, Iyiola Omisore and others have shown that rigging is possible in the forth coming presidential election.

4.Threats from Tompolo and Asari Dokubo

5. Add Yours......................

Go and sow it as a seed in your church and you will be amazed when harvest comes

Which do you prefer, GEJ or GMB?

Hello Nairalanders Please I need your sincere and candid opinion, am confused, I want to know who is better among the both of them. who do you advise me to vote for? Because the both of them are elderly people. Buhari or Jonathan. Thanks for your anticipation.

Gooci: dont worry yu will be called upon as a teacher on the last day.. then yu will giv these reasons again

Hello Friends I got this somewhere on the web, I feel I should share it with you because for me, this deception from the pit of hell. Please let me know your take about it.


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Hello Friends I got this somewhere on the web, I feel I should share it with you because for me, this deception from the pit of hell. Please let me know your take about it.


Culturally, society's attitude toward women and sex is pretty messed up.

Society tells us that it's dirty, filthy, and wrong, and women who have it are sinners who have to pretend that they don't know what a male organ looks like.

Then, on that magical day at some point in their adulthood, those formerly dirty women get married (if any guy will still have them and their tattered hymens) and the sex act, a thing they've been doing in a dirty way for years, suddenly transforms into an amazing and blessed experience.

Sex, you see, is a very bad, dirty thing that you should only do with someone you love very, very much.

At The Guardian, Jill Filipovic explains, in one of the most comprehensive and straightforward ways why our society's attitude about sex before marriage is hindering happiness, and how embracing sex as something that can and should be shame-free.

People who have sex are happier: Fact! Having sex once a week is the happiness equivalent of an extra N8million in the bank. Especially if you're having sex with a rich dude. (Just kidding.)
Sex is healthy and natural: Human beings reproduce sexually, which means that each of us is almost certainly the result of a sexual union. It is natural and normal for most mature human animals to want and to pursue sex, and our bodies reward us when we do — we get some exercise, endorphins and orgasms.
Premarital sex leads to more stable marriages: Sex, as in having it before you get married, is associated with longer, more stable marriages. Why? Because of feminism. A society that encourages women to prioritize participation outside of the home leads to more women choosing to go to the university, to build a stable career before they focus on partnering up and settling down. Because sexuality is a human need, it stands to reason that during that time they're focused on being things other than wives and mothers, they'd be enjoying good sex. Which is fine! Because after they get married, women who got their groove on earlier in life tend to stay married, raise more successful children, and be happier.
Sex feels great and is fun: One of the most compelling pieces of Filipovic's argument is her emphasis on ethical sexuality — sex that "(takes) precautions to protect the physical and mental health of yourself and your partner [...] that is fully consensual and focused on mutual pleasure." So, you know, using sex as a positive way to interact with someone who is totally into it rather than a self-destructive way to get back at your ex who cheated on you. This means doing it with a willing partner, this means making sure your partner has a good time, this means protecting yourself using condoms or whatever is sufficient for the two of you to have the best time possible in the safest way possible.
A wedding isn't a magic spell that transforms sex from something that is "bad" to something that can't ever be bad: Especially if you've lived your life up to your wedding believing that you had a sin-hole between your legs. Antiquated views that lead people to believe that there is such a thing as sexual "purity" can also lead to a messed up postmarital relationship with sex.
People are "pleasure starved": Focusing too much on the guilt we're supposed to feel about being dirty for wanting things that we naturally want is giving all of us a complex. It is making our lives worse.
Not everyone is sexually compatible, so figure that out before you walk down the aisle: Sexual compatibility matters in relationships, and bad sex, for many people, is a dealbreaker. Take the car out for a test drive, and if the stick shift feels awkward to you or the airbags frighten you, move along. Someone else will be happy to drive that car.
Discouraging people from having premarital sex has never, at any point in human history, succeeded in getting people to actually stop having sex: Even in previous generations, the vast majority of adults got busy before they tied the knot. So pretending that abstinence is a viable option for any meaningful segment of the population is at best obtuse and at worst really, dumb. The government has spent money on programs designed to discourage people from having sex before they're married, which unfortunately doesn't work. Those resources would be better spent on things like proper use of birth control, self-respect, and respect for others. The Puritans are dead. It's about time we stopped letting them dictate our attitudes toward sex.

Good morning: Here are 10 things we need to know this morning:

1. Wife of Enugu state Governor, Clara Chime has written a public letter to the husband (Sullivan Chime) and the state over her action of vacating the government house due to an alleged solitary confinement. While apologizing, Clara also denied that she wrote the first public letter that was published in the media. She called on all Enugu women to continue to support the ambition of her husband.

2. A peace meeting initiated by the Nasarawa State Governor, Tanko Al-Makura has been boycotted by the state Assembly who have vowed not to attaned the meeting since the governor had earlier said that he does not need the Assembly members to address security issues in the state. The meeting is to hold today in Lafia, the state capital.

3. Former Enugu Deputy Governor, Onyebuchi Chukwu has after his impeachment be redeployed to the state civil service where he was working prior to his Deputy Governorship position. However, it’s still unclear the Ministry he has been redeployed to.

4. Attempts by Boko Haram insurgents to capture Bama in Borno state yesterday failed as the military overpowered the insurgents, killing 59 of them, while 30 others sustained varied degrees of injuries. The attack was repelled through the effort of some military men who were stationed around Bama Mobile unit.

5. Bayelsa State government has dismissed speculation that the deadly Ebola virus has hit some parts of the state. Commissioner for Health and Head of Ebola Task Force in the state, Dr. Ayebatonye Owei, said on Monday that the speculation was a total false.

6. The spread of the dreaded Ebola Virus in Enugu state has been brought to an end as the remaining 6 victims put under surveillance by the state government after having contact with the nurse who treated sawyer have been certified free of the virus and released from the isolation centre.

7. The Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC , while stressing on the importance of voters’ card in the coming election at the one-day Town Hall meeting disclosed that those without their permanent voter’s card would not be allowed to vote. The Director of Voter Registry in INEC, Mr. Emmanuel Akem; Director (Voter Education, Publicity, Gender and CSOs), Mr. Oluwole Uzzi; and the commission’s Head of Department (FCT Voter Education), Mr. Okezie Nwankwo, appealed to voters to endeavour to collect their cards before the election.

8. Governor Theodore Orji of Abia State on Monday warned former state governor, Orji Uzor Kalu, against insulting his administration through the use of his newspaper. The Governor through one of his Commissioners said Kalu was using his paper to propagate falsehood against the state.

9. Former Chairman of the All Progressive Grand Alliance, APGA, Chief Maxi Okwu, has faulted Chief Victor Umeh’s led APGA for endorsing President Goodluck Jonathan for 2015. According to him, it is a pity that APGA endorsed President Jonathan for the election even when his party, Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, is yet to do so.
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10. Chelsea star, Mikel Obi will today join the rest of his team mates at the Super Eagles training camp in Calabar. Report says Mikel has already arrived the country for the Super Eagles encounter against Congo on Saturday in a Nations Cup qualifier. Also to join the team today are Celtic ace defender, Efe Ambrose and CSKA Moscow forward, Ahmed Musa.

Thanks.

-Chew alot of Bitter kola
-Bath with salt and water
-It has no cure

Good morning: Here are 10 things you need to know this morning:

1. A riot Police Training Academy close to Gwoza, Borno State has been been taken over by Boko Haram militants, says report. A witness told the British Broadcasting Corporation that shots were heard after the militants arrived in three Armoured Personnel Carriers and on dozens of motorcycles. The Academy, otherwise known as Liman Kara Police College, since Wednesday had been in the hands of the militants who have now hoisted their flag in the college.

2. After several reports of the status of Nigerian student under Federal Government scholarship in Russia, the government has commenced payment of their allowances which report said had pushed them into begging. It was confirmed that the 8 months allowances have already been cleared.

3. The Nigeria Police Force had on Thursday announced the removal of the Assistant Commissioner of Police, Frank Mba, as the Force Public Relations Officer. Taking over from Mba, is Emmanuel Ojukwu. The announcement was made in a statement issued by the Deputy Force Public Relations Officer, Abayomi Shogunle. Mba has now been redeployed to Lagos State Command as an Area Commander.

4. President Goodluck Jonathan has said the report of the National Conference will be sent to the National Assembly and the Council of State for onward incorporation into the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Jonathan also assured the conference Chairman, Justice Idris Kutigi, in Abuja on Thursday that the report will be implement, and their efforts won’t be wasted.

5. the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission, Professor Attahiru Jega, had on Thursday disclosed that, the Commission will check rigging in the 2015 general elections through the use of card readers. Jega was speaking when he delivered a lecture titled “Stakeholders and the Electoral Process in Nigeria,” during an event by the Department of Sociology, University of Lagos.

6. The All Progressives Congress, APC, Osun State chapter has commended the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, and its Chairman, Attahiru Jega for saying that elections shouldn’t be flooded with excess security men. The party made the commendation in a statement signed by its Director of Publicity, Research and Strategy, Mr. Kunle Oyatomi.

7. The Lagos State Police Command has arrested two suspected human parts dealers engaged in the business of human skulls in parts of Ogun and Lagos states. Report says the suspects ─ Muritala Mustapha and Sunday Oluyeba were arrested by the Special Anti-Robbery Squad of the command after a tip-off.

8. ABIA State governor, Theodore Orji, had on Thursady called on Nigerians to encourage the Army in the battle against the current security challenges facing the nation. Governor Orji said encouragement and unbiased criticism were what the soldiers needed now to be able to battle the Boko Haram terrorists tormenting the nation. Orji was speaking, yesterday, in Umuahia when the Chief of Army staff, Lieutenant Gen. Kenneth Minimah, led other senior Army officers on a courtesy visit to Abia state.

9. President Goodluck Jonathan this morning leaves for Germany on a private visit alongside some of his close aides.
The president’s trip was confirmed by his spokesman, Reuben Abati, in a short statement he issued late Thursday.

10. The All Progressives Congress, APC, has called for the suspension of the existing curfew in Adamawa state, as a result of the forth coming election in the state. The APC Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed, while making the demand in a statement said that the existing curfew would hamper the freedom of movement of members and officials of the party if it remained in place during the period of campaigns for the governorship poll.

Thanks.

Y una dey think say na me?

omoelu1: in this case, it's either of these two things:
she is lying or she is telling the truth.

and op, are you sure that "boyfriend" is not you

its not me but you have not answer my question abt responsibilities of a school father.

A lady did a picmix of her picture with that of another guy and post it online, when her boyfriend saw it, he asked her to explain, she said he is her school father and she has no explanation for that........... Abeg shey dem dey do school father for polytechnic? what are the responsibilities of a school father? Pls I need you comment becos, my friend need help ooo. According to him this is not the first time she will be doing it.

Good morning! Here are 10 things you need to know this morning:

1. Colleagues, relatives and friends of the late Adadevoh who died from Ebola virus Diseases after her effort to keep the late Patrick Sawyer in hospital, have praised her determination to save the country from what would have become an epidemic. Some family members however lamented why she lost the battle to Ebola despite that many got cured of the disease recently.

2. In an effort to rescue the Chibok girls who are currently held in the Sambisa forest by the dreaded Boko Haram sect, Britain Royal Air Force is planning to send three fighter jets to help locate the schoolgirls. Report says the RAF Tornado GR4s equipped with surveillance facilities, will on Wednesday undertake “reconnaissance missions” over the Sambissa Forest where the girls are reportedly kept.

3. Fiance to the late nurse, Obi Ejelonu, is is reportedly down with fever, and the thinking is that he has contracted the Ebola virus from his late lover who contracted the virus while treating the late Liberian, Patrick Sawyer. A blood test has been carried on her and result is currently being awaited, says report.

4. In a closed-door meeting with the Senate President, David Mark on Wednesday, the Nigerian Medical Association boss, reportedly assured the Senate President, that the NMA’s 51-day old industrial action would soon be called off.

5. Report yesterday confirmed five new suspected cases of Ebola in Lagos. Confirming the report, the state Commissioner for Health, Dr. Jide Idris, said another Liberian was among the new suspected cases. Meanwhile, the Minister of Health, Onyeabuchi Chukwu has dismissed the report, saying the Ministry was not aware of any new case.

6. No fewer than four persons have been confirmed killed in an ongoing clash between some hoodlums from Otto and those from Ilopo areas of Apapa, Lagos. Report says several others have been seriously injured in the clash, and several property destroyed.

7. The All Progressives Congress has appointed at least, 74 persons, including a former Head of State, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari; and a former Lagos State Governor, Bola Tinubu as members of its Board of Trustees. Report says the list include others like a former Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar; Chief Tom Ikimi, Chief Ogbonnaya Onu, Chief Bisi Akande and Chief Audu Ogbeh.

8. The Lagos state PDP has termed as mere politics, the reduction in LASU school fees by the state governor, Babatunde Fashola, The Publicity Secretary of the state PDP, Mr. Taofik Gani, while reacting to the development, said it was a desperate move by the All Progressives Congress-led government to retain power come 2015.

9. A faction of the Nigerian Footbal Federation, NFF, has alleged sabotage in the Wednesday fire incident at the Glass House. The Vice President of the NFF, Mike Umeh has described the incident as an act of sabotage, saying Magari used the incident to cover up his dirty history in the Glass House.

Regards.

Its not funny.

A former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Alhaji Gali Na’Abba, on Tuesday said he had been jobless since he left the House in 2003.

Recall that the lawmaker, a member of the Peoples Democratic Party, represented the Kano Municipal Federal Constituency from 1999 to 2003 during the reign of former President, Olusegun Obasanjo.

He gave the shocking revelation during a national stakeholders’ summit on gender-based violence affecting young people in Nigeria, organised by the Dr. Joe Okei-Odumakin’s led Women Arise for Change Initiative.

Making a joke out of his situation, he said he was taking up a Master of Ceremony’s job because of its lucrative nature.

He said, “In the last 11 years since I left the House of Representatives, I have been trying to find what to do.

“I have looked and considered various things to do professionally. I still have not come out with something.

“But today, I have learnt how lucrative it is to be an MC. Without trying to take the market share away from people like Adesuwa, let me say that I have now found something to do.
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“From today, I want to become an MC. May be, the next time the host is organising a programme, my name will feature as the MC.”

Good morning! Here are 10 things you need to know this morning:

1. A consultant physician, Dr. Ameyo Adadevoh, who contracted the Ebola Virus Disease (EVD) from the Liberian, Mr. Patrick Sawyer, is dead. Report says the Doctor died Tuesday evening at the age of 58.

2. Many residents of four communities in Etche Local Government Area of Rivers State, have abandoned their homes as a result of heavy shootings that greeted the communities in the early hours of Tuesday. Report says the started Monday night. The affected communities are Egwie, Okomoko, Ulakwo 1 and Ulawkwo 2. Investigation has further revealed that the gunmen were being sponsored by some politicians.

3. Report says the Acting Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Suleiman Abba, has ordered that the suspected suicide bomber who was nabbed close to the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos, on Monday be sent down to Abuja for further investigation. It was reported the suspect was expected to be in Abuja on Tuesday evening in view of the urgency of the IG’s directive.

4. Former Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crime Commission, and Adamawa state governorship aspirant, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, has denied making any derogatory comment against the governors of Rivers and Kano states. He also said he never insulted his former party, APC in any of his recent speeches. He made the statement via a Facebook post.

5. Nigeria’s Falconets will today engage North Korea in the U20 Women’s World Cup semi-final. Coach Peter Dedevbo has said he hopes his team scores an early goal to unsettle the opposing team.
The match comes up by 9pm, Nigerian time.

6. The All Progressives Congress, APC, says it would mobilize against any plan to arrest its chairman in Borno State.
The party in a statement on Tuesday alleged that there was plan by the Department of State Services, DSS to arrest its Chairman in Borno State,
Hon Ali Abubakar Dalori, warning that such action will cause more trouble in the already tensed state.

7.The Independently National Electoral Commission on Tuesday said it supports the proposed amendment to the Electoral Act 2010 by the House of Representatives, seeking to limit the participation of the military in future elections in the country. INEC Chairman, Prof. Attahiru Jega while speakimg at the National Assembly Complex in Abuja during a one-day public hearing on a bill to amend the Electoral Act 2010, said INEC was in support of the proposed amendment.

8. Report says Nigeria’s foreign debt has risen by 40 per cent to $9.38bn, up from $6.7bn recorded last year. This is according to the latest data from the Debt Management Office. As a result of this development, the nation’s total public debt now stands at N10.4tn.
The Director-General, DMO, Dr. Abraham Nwankwo, disclosed this to journalists in Abuja on Tuesday.

9. The Federal Government on Tuesday disclosed that it had reduced the cost of registering Small and Medium-scale Enterprises with the Corporate Affairs Commission by 60 per cent. This was disclosed by the Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment, Mr. Olusegun Aganga at the 8th annual Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises’ finance conference in Abuja.
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10. The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Tuesday released the time table and schedule of activities for the forthcoming Adamawa State governorship bye-election. The election is aims to replace the impeached former Governor of the state, Murtala Nyako. INEC said it will conduct the poll on October 11, in line with section 191(2) of the 1999 Constitution which states that governorship election must hold not more than three months from the date of impeachment.

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Good Afternoon! Here are 10 things you need to know this Afternoon:

1. Former EFCC Chairman, Nuhu Ribadu confirmed his official defection to the PDP yesterday when he picked up the Adamawa state governorship nomination form under the party’s platform. Ribadu said he had already applied to the national leadership of the party for a waiver to contest the party’s governorship primary in Adamawa. The form was however picked for the former chairman of the Economic and Financial Crime Commission by his political associate, Alhaji Ahmidu Mahmoud.

2. Four more people undergoing treatment for the Ebola Virus Disease were on Monday discharged from the Lagos treatment centre after being certified free of the virus. The Minister of Health, Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu, made this known in a statement that was issued on Monday. Chukwu while speaking through his Special Assistant on Media and Communication, Mr. Dan Nwomeh, said that the four discharged persons were made up of two male medical doctors, a female nurse and another female patient.

3. Resident doctors in Lagos, on Monday embarked on a massive protest against the Federal Government over the sack of resident doctors in the country. The doctors were mainly members of the Lagos State chapter of Nigerian Medical Association. The protest was staged at the Lagos state University Teaching Hospital, Idi- Araba.

4. Former Anambra State Governor, Mr. Peter Obi, has debunked media report that he is the coordinator of the Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria, a campaign group supporting the re-election bid of President Goodluck Jonathan. The Media Aide to Obi, Mr. Valentine Obienyem, had in a statement to journalists on Monday cleared that the former governor was not even a member of TAN.

5. Ohanaeze Youth Congress have sounded a second warning to President Jonathan that a referendum be conducted to make way for the implementation of the recommendations of the National Conference. National President of the OYC, Ikechukwu Isiguzoro told reporters in Umuahia, Abia State capital, on Monday that the confab’s report must not be forwarded to the National Assembly,as most lawmakers were waiting to kill the report.

6. The Nigerian Labour Congress has called on the Federal government to quickly reverse its decision on the sack of resident doctors. In a statement issued on behalf of the Congress by its President, Abdulwaheed Omar, the Congress is of the view that the health situation in country calls for national emergency that requires more doctors and not to fire the ones the country currently has.

7. Auwal Tukur, the son of former National chairman of PDP, Bamanga Tukur, has declared his interest to run for the forthcoming governorship by-election in Adamawa State under the umbrella of the PDP. Tukur in his declaration said he would bring the desired change into the state if elected.

8. Reacting to the concern raised by Nigerian over the US’s failure to send the Ebola experimental drug, Zmapp to Nigeria, the American Ambassador to Nigeria, James Entwistle, on Monday said his country was not yet in a position to make the drugs available to Nigeria yet, because it was not available in sufficient quantity to go round all the countries requesting for it.

9. Report says three indigenes of Benue state who returned to the state capital, Makurdi on monday have been placed in a separate room at the Benue State Teaching Hospital (BSUTH), Makurdi for observation over the deadly disease. Report however said, people are now afraid as they are not sure whether they have the deadly virus.

10. Following a resolution passed by the House in a matter of public interest brought before it by the member representing Udege/Loko, Muhammad Baba Ibaku and seconded by Muhammad Okpede (Doma North), Nasarawa State House of Assembly has urged the National Judicial Council (NJC) to investigate the state Chief Judge, Justice Umaru Dikko, for allegedly conniving with the executive in violating the 1999 Constitution as amended.

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The following is Top 20 Easiest Ways To Make Your Girl Smile Always

1. Tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or S*xy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her text messages last at night to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don’t hang out with your ex when she’s not around, and dont talk about your Ex. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you’re done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes …or call her just to say I love you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend not Just a Friend.
10. Play with her hair, try to plat it even though you dont know how to do it.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else, Let her know you cant afford to lose or share her.
13. Be funny and Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms and sing in her ears.
15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her, don’t fight back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won’t come back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear(she’ll hug it whenshe goes to sleep),jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she’ll wear it to bed).
18.Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she’s important to you…

FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your
daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree
or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions was NO
Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more,
Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give
respect to your father in-law and mother in-law.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need money for
my hair-style at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
_________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
__________________________________________________________________________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
Explain why you were born out of wedlock.
_________________________________
_________________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
_________________________________
_________________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons

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